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Quaranteam-Northwest: Part 1

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Quaranteam-Northwest: Part 1 Pandemic Survivors, Harems and the Pacific Northwest. Based on a post by Break The Bar. Listen to the ► Podcast at Explicit Novels. To combat the deadly Duo Halo virus, the government will change the lives of Harrison Black and his friends out in the hills of Oregon. In return, Harrison finds a new purpose to his life in the midst of losing his family history. The House Guest. I glanced away again, relatively certain that Erica hadn't noticed my involuntary glance down at her cleavage but not overly worried. The grocery store parking lot was only half full, but we were waiting out front and I felt like we were in a bread line in Soviet Russia. The only good news was that it was a warm spring for Oregon State, and a clear day, so Erica and I weren't bundled up in jackets or anything. Of course, we were still getting used to the masks. "This feels ridiculous," Erica said, adjusting the bandana covering her lower face. She'd done her makeup as usual, with soft but smoky eyeshadow, and her thick dark hair was pulled back in a messy bun. Erica was a well-put-together lady, with the hips and bust of a woman who had aged perfectly into her thirties. I'd known her through our late twenties, and I wasn't ashamed to say I thought she'd only gotten hotter with time. Her black jeans clung to her hips and ass, and the black sweater she was wearing unzipped over a ripped band t-shirt accented the v of her cleavage that I'd been trying not to glance at. "At least it's not the middle of winter," I said. "Imagine this going on in January, in a snowstorm?" "We'll never need to see that," said the old man in front of us in line. He was wearing a hunting gaiter, but it was riding low on his upper lip. "This ain't the first virus, it won't be the last. Couple of weeks and the panic will die down. We'll have practically forgotten it by the fall, I bet." "Hopefully," Erica nodded. They'd announced the quarantine two weeks ago, and it had gone into effect last week. My roommate Leo and I had invited Erica, his sister, up from Portland; she was going to be cooped up in her apartment alone for the two-week shutdown and we had plenty of space on my old family property. Erica had made the drive the day before the statewide quarantine kicked in, having locked up the Tattoo Parlor she managed, and it had been a week of sun, hiking and ATV tours through the property, along with teaching her how to throw an axe and shoot some archery. Next week we were planning to show her the ropes on gun safety, and let her try out some of my grandfather's old hunting rifles. Erica was game for it all, and it felt like a mini vacation for all three of us. What Leo and I hadn't planned for was making meals for three instead of two, and so now a week in Erica and I were braving a trip into town trying to figure out exactly what we were and weren't supposed, or allowed, to do. Erica turned to say something to me, but her sentence was cut off by the heavy thrum and backfiring of a pair of ugly pickups rumbling into the parking lot of the grocery store on jacked-up wheels, halfway to 'monster truck.' They parked near the back, near my own truck, both vehicles with the stupid 'truck nuts' swinging from the hitches on the back and one of them with a big confederate flag sticker in the back window. "Jesus, I thought rednecks were supposed to come from the South," Erica muttered. "There are rednecks in every part of every country," I sighed. "Ask me about German rednecks sometime. Those people are weird." Five men unloaded from the two pickups, and I could see someone still sitting inside one of the cabs. I immediately took in everything I needed to know about the men; my brain couldn't shut off the instinct. Five military-aged males, three who looked like they could handle a bit of a fight. None of them were carrying firearms, no obvious sign of concealed weapons, but several had utility knives sheathed on their belts. Not that uncommon out here in the foothills of western Oregon. Three of them were wearing army surplus combat boots, one was wearing what looked like steel-toe construction boots, and one was wearing hiking boots. Their clothes were blue-collar casual. Rough, in other words. None of them were wearing any form of a mask. The debate was still out in the news; first, we were supposed to wear masks, then they said it wasn't going to be helpful, and now they were saying wearing masks might be the most important thing. Everyone seemed confused about the issue, but everyone in line outside the grocery store was wearing one of some sort or other. "Are they seriously going to just?" Erica muttered. The rednecks were heading straight for the entrance to the store, looking to bypass the ten or so folks in line ahead of us and another six behind us. I could see the panic in the eyes of the pimple-faced teen manning the door. He had no fucking clue what to do about it. "Ah, shit," I muttered, already stepping out of line. "Harrison," Erica cautioned me. "It's not worth it. What's the point?" "If not me, then who?" I asked her, then raised my fingers to my lips and blasted a whistle that echoed across the parking lot. Everyone turned and looked at me. All the folks in line, the rednecks as they were about to bull their way past the boy, and the beleaguered kid who I'd already watched bumble through explaining the line to annoyed people, let these alone belligerent assholes. "Hey," I yelled, but tried to keep my voice more friendly than commanding. "How about you guys show some respect to the folks out here and just grab a spot in line?" "How about you suck my nuts? We aren't sheeple, we know our rights," one of them yelled. "Yeah, this place can't deny us service, we've got rights," another shouted. "There's a difference between rights and being polite," I said. "Old folks are waiting to get their groceries, you boys can wait fifteen minutes." "You got a problem with us?" Another one shouted. "You know who the fuck we are?" "Harrison," Erica sighed. "I ain't got a goddamn clue who you are," I said. "And I don't care beyond the fact that you're acting like assholes." Two of them immediately started coming towards me down the line, the other three hesitating a moment before following. Fuck. I'd been hoping they were just some bully idiots, but the two in the lead were way angrier than they should have been. "Take a few steps back and don't get involved, E," I said quietly. "I'll be fine, but you can't get involved, Okay?" "Harry, what the actual fuck? There are five of them. This is a fucking parking lot. We should just call the cops!" she whispered back. "I'd listen to your fella," the old guy in the gaiter said. "We got one State Trooper somewhere in thirty square miles of here; would likely take too long to do any good." "You wanna say that to my face, you fucking fuck?" one of the men said. I'd taken a few more steps out of line, and he got up within a foot of me with his teeth bared and a fist raised threateningly. "I'm a god damned sovereign citizen, and I got every right to protect my dignity, honor and good name against fucks like you." "Yeah," I said, looking down at him as I breathed in deep and let my full size loom over him. The guy was probably 6'1 or so, but I was 6'6 in my stockings and had an extra couple inches over that from my own hiking boots. "I said you guys are acting like assholes, and otherwise I could give one single shit about who you think you are." "You motherfucker, I'm gonna," "Harrison?" One of the three guys in the back asked. He was one of the ones I'd identified as not being much of a fighter. "Harrison Black, right? You played Defensive End at Eisenhower." "Uh, yeah," I said. "That was a while ago though..." "Oh man, dude. It's me, Barry O'Callahan. I was a year behind you," the guy said. "Guys, this dude almost single-handedly ran our high school defense. Didn't you end up joining the military or something?" "Yeah, yeah," I said, squinting and looking at Barry. "Really? Barry O?" "Heh, yeah I filled out a bit since I was a junior," the man laughed, his gut jiggling with the effort. "And then I filled out a bit more. How are you doing, man? When did you get out of the service?" "Well, I'm doing fine, Barry. Been out going on seven years. But this is a bit awkward," I said. The interruption had been as confusing a moment for the two hotheads in their group as it had been for me. They were looking back and forth between us, trying to decide if they were still mad at me, or mad at Barry, or were just giving it up. "Oh, yeah. Uh, don't worry guys, Harrison is cool, Okay?" Barry said. "Dude, are you just in the area visiting or what?" "I've been up at the family place for the last few years since Pop died," I said. "Oh man, I'm sorry," Barry said. "But hey, can't believe we didn't run into each other until now. Who'd a thunk, huh? Here dude, you should come out to the clubhouse sometime. We'll grab some brews, catch a game or something." Barry pulled a crumpled matchbook out of his shirt pocket and handed it to me. The front had a WWII-style blonde pinup girl on a navy background with a white star behind her, invoking the flag. The Golden Beaver and an address was printed in tiny letters on the backside. It would have been a funnier innuendo if they weren't referencing the Oregon state flag. "Yeah, maybe," I said. "Come on, guys," Barry said, slapping his two hot head friends on the shoulders. "Let's get in line. Nice seeing you, Harrison." "Yeah, you too Barry," I said. And then shook my head as the five men headed back towards the end of the line. "What the fuck was that?" Erica asked me as I joined her back in line, and we moved up a couple spaces as the teen at the door let more people into the store. "Honestly, I thought I was about to spend the night in county lockup," I said. "Fuckin' Barry O." "He seemed like a fan of yours," Erica smirked. "Big high school football star, huh?" "I was a little above average at best," I said. "And I wasn't an idiot. Easy to look good when the rest of the team sucks." I looked down at the matchbook again and shook my head, showing it to Erica. She snorted and took it. "Is this real? Please tell me you aren't going to go join their little redneck club." "Not likely," I said. "It's a wannabe militia group. Bunch of swinging cocks with no sway." "What?" "Cause they're so small. It's a tiny penis joke." Erica smirked again and rolled her eyes. "You child. Can you do me a favor?" "What's that?" I asked. "Maybe, for the foreseeable future, you keep the whole Walking Tall routine to a minimum?" "I'm sorry, did you just make a Dwayne Johnson, early 2000s movie reference?" "Yeah, I did," Erica grinned. "What are you going to do about it?" "We need to get you to watch some better movies," I laughed. "Hey, son," the old man ahead of us said quietly. "Seriously, could you have taken those guys?" I glanced back at them at the end of the line, muttering to each other. "Probably, if I was right. If I got three of them, the other two wouldn't have done anything." "Heh. Would have liked to have seen that," the old man grinned. "Don't encourage him," Erica said. "He hasn't gotten into a fight on my watch yet, I don't want him to start now." "Yeah," I said. "But that's mostly because you're the one who usually starts throwing punches at the bar." "Hey, a guy gets handsy, I put him in his place," Erica shrugged. "No 'Walking Tall' shit, my ass," I snorted. "You two make a fine, rowdy couple," the old man said. "Oh, we're not a couple," Erica said. "Just friends," I said. "He's my brother's roommate," Erica clarified. "I'm just visiting." The old man raised an eyebrow and shook his head. "Alright. Well, maybe you two should consider toning down the flirting then. You're likely to attract bears with all the hormones you're putting out." "Erica, Erica! No, you cannot punch him," I said, holding her back. "Hey, Erica? Can we talk to you for a minute?" Erica looked up from her phone with a cocked eyebrow and a pensive smile. I immediately realized how weird and out of character our approach was. She was lounging on the couch in the living room, her sketchbook tossed to the side with a half-finished something scribbled out in frustration like she'd been trying to work but just couldn't get it right. I knew how she felt, having had the same frustrations ever since the quarantine had been announced. "Sure guys, what's up?" she asked. I let Leo sit down next to his sister on the couch as she sat up, and I took my usual chair. It had been my Father's up until he passed; I'd avoided it the first month after he died and I took over the family homestead. Then when my older sister Valerie and her family came to stay for that summer, she practically pushed me into it. 'It's just a chair,' became our catchphrase for the summer as we sorted through the belongings of our parents and grandparents. "I'm sorry," I said as I settled into the chair. "This is already coming off weird. Erica, it's nothing." "You're making it seem like it's something," Erica said. She turned to her twin. "What's going on?" Leo and Erica were both a couple of years older than me, but once you were into your early thirties that kind of stuff meant a lot less. Leo had the looks of a classic Italian paisan with thick dark hair, a hawk beak of a nose and bushy eyebrows. He was built thin and a little lanky, and was usually ready with an eager smile and word of encouragement for anyone he met. That's probably why we'd gotten along so well when we started rooming together; his positive attitude had been just what I needed coming out of the Army. Erica had a lot of the same features as her brother; the thick dark hair, the ready smile, the energetic sparkle in her eyes; but she also had a sensuality to her that I can't say I'd ever noticed in Leo. She was a little more patient, a little more sure of herself and willing to take charge of things. And that control went all the way to her fitness, as she hadn't let herself slide even through quarantine. Leo sighed. "No, it's nothing. Well, I mean I guess it's something, but it's not," "How about we just say it, instead of talking about talking about it?" I said. "Yeah," Erica nodded. "How about that?" "Well, uh, Harrison?" Leo looked at me, which I guess was fair considering this was my house at the end of the day. "Erica, we're almost a month into the quarantine now," I said. "I know that when we invited you down out of the city to stay with us, it was supposed to only be for a couple of weeks. 'Two weeks to flatten the curve' and all that shit. But things don't seem to be getting any better." "No, it's fine," Erica said, sitting up straighter in her seat and pulling away from her brother. "I know I've been imposing on you guys. It's fine, I can head back down to Portland and I'll just," "Jesus Christ, Erica," Leo said. "We're not kicking you out." "You're not?" she asked. I realized that she was clenching her fists in her lap so hard she was trembling slightly. "Not a shot, E," I said. "We just wanted to make sure that you knew we want you to stay as long as you want or need. We love having you here." For the first time in my life, I saw Erica's lower lip tremble. "Really?" she asked. Back in the city she was the manager of one of the most successful tattoo and piercing parlors in the state, herding artsy workers that acted like cats with constant access to catnip. Erica was firm but fair with her artists, managed a clientele that ran the gamut from rich and entitled assholes to meth'd out deadbeats, and kept her own skills sharp with constant discipline and practice. Every time we had hung out in the years before the quarantine, I'd always been struck by how forceful a personality she was; she could smack talk with the best of them, manhandle a drunk in a bar like an experienced bouncer, and laughed loud and full-bellied. Seeing her on the verge of tears was a shock, and I realized we probably should have had this talk two weeks ago. "Yes, of course we do," I said. "God, you're practically family, Erica. I don't think I could let you go back and stay in the city right now. We love you." The damn burst and as thick tears began to pour over her cheeks and streak her dark eyeliner she reached out and pulled Leo into a hug with one arm. She beckoned for me with the other and I crossed the space to wrap her up in a hug as well. "Thank you," she whispered quietly between us. "I know you guys wouldn't; but still. Everything going on out there, and the way the city is right now... I just didn't" "It's going to be fine," Leo said to his sister, squeezing her harder. "You'll see." She kissed him on the cheek, then turned and kissed me on the cheek as well. "Thank you." I gave her a bit of a squeeze in return. "We'll need to go get some more of your stuff, I guess. You only came down here with a duffle bag." She laughed. "God, yes," she said and tried to wipe her tears. "I can go up there. I could use some more underwear, ha-ha." "Too much information!" Leo said, releasing his sister. She sniffed hard to clear her nose and wiped her cheeks some more to clear her spilt makeup and tears. Erica had a sort of post-punk or light goth style, with thick eyeliner and soft but smoky eyeshadow. For someone in the tattoo business, she had relatively few piercings, just two in each earlobe and a single small, silver nose ring on one nostril. She made up for it with a pair of full sleeve tattoos on her arms and a collection of assorted smaller tattoos on her legs. "What, you don't want to hear about me sweating through my bras?" She laughed at her brother. "Come on, Leo, we're all adults here." I laughed at her teasing and she squeezed me to her with the one arm she still had around my shoulder. She turned and kissed me on the cheek again. "I can go down to the city by myself, you guys don't need to risk yourselves for me. All the news reports are saying this thing is extra dangerous for men." "No, we'll help," I said. "We don't know how long this thing will last, so we'll bring the pickup and you can bring your car. And if you get exposed, you'd bring it back here with you anyways, so we might as well try and do it as fast as possible. Three sets of hands will make things go easier." "Okay," she nodded, then with a last squeeze of my shoulders she eased away and stood up. "Okay. Well, damn, guys. This feels like a fucking weight lifted off my shoulders. I've felt like I've been overstaying my welcome, not that you guys did anything to make me think that. I just,” "It's fine," I said. "We understand." "I don't," Leo said. "You've been all up in my personal space since the dam womb. You never had a problem with it before now." "Come here, you twerp," Erica laughed, slapping her brother on the arm. "Alright, alright," I said. "Come on, children. Let's make a plan here. No time like the present, if we get everything ready we can head out tomorrow."   Leo and I had first become roommates when he sublet me a room as I came out of the military seven years ago and wanted to move back to the Portland area. Then, when my father passed and I needed to move back to the family property, Leo had been more than happy to come on up with me instead of trying to find someone new to take over my half of the house lease. The old ranch-style house I'd grown up in had plenty of room, and my mother had died a few years before Dad, so it worked out for both of us. Even before the quarantine was announced we'd both been working from the homestead; my freelance illustration and concept art gigs kept the bills and property tax under control and food on the table, and Leo had swapped to making artisanal furniture in his little shed workshop instead of the house framing and cabinetry he'd been trained in. The old barn made a decent new workshop for him after a couple of upgrades, and once I'd gotten a satellite installed for point-to-point internet service we were... Well, we hadn't exactly been living the technological dream, but we had what we needed. The drive down to Portland from the homestead outside Jewell took a bit over an hour and a half on a good day with moderate traffic. It only took us an hour, in the middle of the day. I drove my truck, the cover on over the bed, and Leo rode with Erica in her car. The highways were practically empty, and for a while the drive almost felt like just a beautiful day out; other than the thick sweater I was wearing, and the work gloves I'd duct taped to the cuffs. I also had a pair of bandanas hung around my neck, ski goggles sitting on the passenger seat, and the hood of my sweater pulled up. It was the middle of a hot spring and I was sweating my ass off in my own truck just in case of death by viral infection. Even in the last couple of weeks, all the messaging online from the Government about what to do for safety felt like it had been conflicting with itself constantly, and when Leo and Erica tried to do more research they couldn't even figure out which politician or government body to listen to, let alone find something useful and convincing. So we went all out. Driving through the suburbs was a bit of an experience. One neighborhood would be completely desolate, not a single person outside and everything locked up tight. The next would be full of people outside on the street, walking dogs and kids running around playing. Most of them had those medical masks on, but it looked like people were out on summer vacation or something. The neighborhood after that was mostly shut down like the first, but one of the houses easily had thirty vehicles parked around it and was hosting some sort of party going on in the front and back yard. Somehow, despite the world feeling so alien, I still found driving through the city even weirder. Getting into the urban center where Erica had a small apartment near the Tattoo Parlor was like we'd hit the end of the world. Even more than in the suburbs, the near complete lack of people was shocking. We could go entire city blocks without seeing another car, and then suddenly we'd come across a food delivery driver peddling down the middle of the city street on a bike. The only other motorized vehicles I saw were one dude on an electric scooter having the time of his life, and ambulances speeding down the streets with their lights running. They didn't even bother with the sirens. Crackle, crackle. "Hey, Harrison? You read me? Over." I picked up my handheld radio and pressed the button. "Yeah, I read you, Leo. Over." "So we need to take a detour. There's a bunch of stuff online about this Autonomous Zone thing. Protestors in the middle of the city. We're going to avoid it. Over." "Yeah, sounds good. I'll follow. Over and out." I shook my head. The protests had started about a week ago. Halfway across the country, a man had been shot by police; investigations were ongoing, but no one looked good in the situation. Not the cops, not the man, not even the bystanders who had filmed the whole thing instead of intervening. It was a shit show all around, and it had sparked protests that I could only assume were fueled by people feeling so trapped in their own lives. Portland, ever a liberal center of activism, had been a hotbed every night. Vigils and marches every afternoon and evening. Then the riots started at night. We drove down a couple of streets that looked like we'd left the United States behind and entered a foreign warzone. I'd seen streets in Kabul during my deployment that had looked similar; the only thing missing from the burned-out cars, graffiti and general detritus were bullet scars on the walls. Windows that weren't boarded over were smashed. Storefronts were burnt out, looted, or both. It took us an extra twenty minutes to drive all the way around the 'autonomous zone.' By the time we pulled up into the alley behind Erica's apartment building, I was feeling sick to my stomach. A pandemic. Riots. What was next, a natural disaster? I'd seen some of the world; not a lot, but enough. Some of the best and worst places. We were supposed to be better than this. Taking the back stairwell was part of the plan. We didn't want to draw any attention from people; for all that Portland was that liberal bed of activism I'd just been thinking about, it was also still an urban center plagued by theft, crime and people trying to take advantage of each other. With no one on the streets, I'd suggested that pulling up out front made us more of a target to people looking to cause trouble, or attracting the attention of overzealous police. I pulled my truck in next to Erica's car and hopped out. "Alright, make sure you lock up," I said. "Harri, please," Erica said, sliding down her own ski goggles over her eyes. We were all bundled up now, with multiple face coverings each. "I've lived in the city about eight times longer than you ever did. I know how to handle myself." "Yeah, I know," I said. "I'm just a little anxious." "It's fine, dude," Leo said. "Let's just get this done." Erica let us into the building, keying in through a back door, and up through the stairwell. We didn't see anyone on the way up, and she led us through the halls to her apartment. As she let us in, one of her neighbors opened their door and stuck their head out. "Erica? Dear, is that you?" It was a woman, maybe in her fifties. "Hey, Dianne," Erica said. "It's me. I'm just here to pick up some things, and I brought my brother and his roommate to help out." Dianne stepped fully out of her apartment. She was dressed comfortably and had her silvering blonde hair pulled back into a bun. Most notably, she wasn't wearing a mask or any other sort of personal protection. "It's so nice to see you, Erica!" she said. "It's been quiet up here the last few weeks. I have to say, I never thought I'd actually miss your early morning banging around, but I do." "Ah, Dianne," Erica said, holding up her hands. She was wearing rubber gloves, duct taped at the wrists to her sweater just like my work gloves were. "We really shouldn't get any closer than this." "Oh, dear, it's fine," Dianna said. "I've been cooped up in the apartment for a week now, the only person who comes over is Mr. Jones from 5C for coffee every few days. I'm sure you've been just as safe, living out of the city." "No, really Dianne," Erica said. "I don't mean to be rude, but we're only here to get some of my things and go. And I know Mr. Jones is probably lonely up there, but it's not safe for you two to get together for coffee. You should really just skype each other or something." "Oh, I already have to do that Zoomy thing to see my grandkids," Dianna scoffed. "But fine, fine. It's good to see you, dear. Try not to take things too seriously, it won't be good for your health." From inside Erica's apartment, I couldn't help but shake my head. "Dianne, maybe you need to take things more seriously," Erica said. "I'd hate if anything happened to you, but more importantly I'd hate for your grandkids to never get to see you again if you got sick." "Well, I guess..." Dianne trailed off. "Goodbye, Dianne. It was nice seeing you," Erica said in that tone of voice that was just shy of 'politely fuck off,' then followed Leo and me into her apartment and shut the door. "God, that woman," Erica said. She peeled down the pair of gaiters she was wearing over her face. The top layer was a winter covering Leo and I usually used in the middle of winter when we were snowmobiling, and the second was a much thinner one we used in the summer when A T Veeing. "We should be good in here, no one's come in since I left." I peeled down my bandanas and sighed. "I'm sure she's nice, but that lady needs a reality check." "I just hope she isn't someone else's reality check," Erica said. "Alright. I'm going to start in the bedroom. Leo, can you go through the living room and grab anything you think we might want in terms of DVDs and stuff? And Harrison, do you mind doing a check-over of the kitchen? I'm pretty sure I got rid of all the immediate perishables before I came down, but I might have missed some things that could've gone for a couple weeks." We split up and went to work. I cleaned out a few old condiments that Erica had missed and collected some canned and boxed food that would travel easily, along with some of the more specialty cooking equipment Erica had made of point of mentioning. I wasn't sure what an 'air fryer' did, but she made it sound like it was a gift from God, so I was willing to pack it up. "All done in the kitchen," I said, standing in the doorway to Erica's bedroom. She was rummaging in her closet. Her bed was covered in clothes and a couple of pieces of luggage, and everything looked like a mess. "Okay, hold on," she said, then she reappeared and dumped what looked like an entire department store's worth of bras out onto the bed. "Can you start packing this stuff up? Don't worry about folding or sorting it, I'll fix it all once we're back at your place. Then I can grab everything I need from the washroom and we'll be done." "Sure," I said, and we squeezed past each other so she could duck into the washroom. Once she was gone, I just chuckled and shook my head at the mess she'd already made. "I don't think this is all going to fit in these bags." I got to work, and soon three of the four pieces of luggage were stuffed full. That's when I made it to the pile of bras. I glanced out the door, and quickly picked up a fancy looking one and checked the tag. "Damn, Erica," I chuckled. It was obvious she was a busty girl, but 36E? I wouldn't have guessed. Then again, I wasn't exactly a bra aficionado. I wouldn't even know if I'd seen D's or E's or what, the sizing just sort of confused me enough that I couldn't care to look into it any further. I carefully began packing her daintier things into a bag, and below the bras was a pile of panties; and only a few of them seemed like they were designed for comfort and not show. There were strings, there was lace. I held a particular red number and shook my head again, trying to do my best not to imagine Erica wearing it and failing. I shoved it into the bag with the rest. "Incoming," Erica said, bustling back into the room with her arms full of canisters and bottles and all sorts of things from the bathroom. She dumped it all on top of the panties in the bag. "Usually I'd be a lot more organized with this," she sighed. "But I just feel... being in the city feels kinda gross right now." "Hmm, I feel it too," I said. I picked up the last handful of her underwear and put them on top of the cosmetics stuff. "Oh my God," Erica said, grabbing the bag from me. "I can't believe; God, this is embarrassing." She was grinning and her cheeks had heated up as she quickly zipped up the luggage and turned to me. "I didn't realize you'd work that fast." "Hey, I've seen ladies' underwear before," I laughed. "It's not a big deal." "Yeah, but you haven't seen my underwear," she chuckled along with me. "At least you saw the nice stuff. I left most of it here when I came down; wasn't exactly thinking about showing off the goods, ya know?" "Hey, anytime you want to show off, you just let me know," I laughed. "I tried not to pry, but some of them looked pretty hot." "Oh, my God," she said, face palming her embarrassment. Then her smile turned teasing. "Then again, we could always play you show me yours, I'll show you mine. I'm sure the girls would be happy for some more freedom around the house." She squished her upper arms together to pop out her chest a bit under her sweater. Now it was my turn to smirk and blush a little. I was just starting to try and figure out what to say when Leo came in from the front area of the apartment. "Think I'm about done up here," he said. "Anything else, sis?" Erica snickered and punched me in the arm. "That's probably it. I was just teasing Harrison about feeling' up my panties though." "Dude!" Leo said. "Oh, come on," I said. "You know I wouldn't." "Still..." Leo trailed off. "Whatever. Just leave my sister's granny panties alone." "You think I wear granny panties?" Erica said, then turned back to the bag and started unzipping it. "Well, let me just show you some of these..." "Nope, no, nada, nyet!" Leo said, covering his eyes with both hands and turning out of the room. "I do not need to know. Too much information for me!" Erica snorted and shook her head, re-zipping the bag. She winked at me and gave me another friendly punch on the arm. "Thanks again for helping with all of this, Harrison." "No problem at all, E," I assured her. "No, no," she said. "Seriously. Thank you. You guys didn't need to come out here; it feels sort of silly to say, but you're technically risking your lives for me right now." "Well, chivalry ain't dead yet, I guess," I said. "I guess not," she laughed. She leaned in and kissed my cheek. "It's nice. Just don't go making a habit of it, I don't need some White Knight savior act out of you or my brother." "Deal," I said. We got everything out into the front hallway of the apartment, and it ended up being more than we could hope to carry down in one trip. The end result was that we made the first trip down, started loading everything into the bed of the pickup, and while Leo and Erica went back up for another load I stayed down with the vehicles. The thing about inner cities, we'd all learned quickly when we originally moved in, was that you took a risk when you left things in your car. Well, if you had a car to begin with, but if you did and people could see in then it was likely your shit was going to get stolen. So there I was, sitting on the open back gate of my pickup with double bandanas over the bottom half of my face and ski goggles over the top, when two men rounded a corner further down the wide back alley and stopped. They looked at me and the cars. I looked at them. One of them was wearing a medical mask, while the other had a knit wool balaclava on with nothing but his eyes showing. I'd never really considered it before, what with us living out in the woods away from most people, but at that moment I realized how simple it must be to do crime when everyone was expected to wear masks. I watched them. They eyed up the vehicles. I stood up. They watched me do it. I slammed the gate of my truck shut. They watched me do it. I walked around to the passenger door of the truck cab, pulled out the hard case I had stowed under the seat, grabbed my Dad's old Colt 1911 and slid a magazine home. The men kept their eyes on me, not batting an eye even though I was now holding a loaded firearm. I leaned against the back of my truck and watched them right back. Eventually, Leo and Erica came back down and I didn't mention the men or the pistol, which I tucked onto the passenger seat of my truck while we were moving things around. I left the door open so that I could keep easy access. Erica and Leo went up for one last load, and I entered another long staring match with the two men. They hadn't moved and were about fifty yards away so I couldn't tell if they were talking to each other. I swear I must have been sweating bullets under my sweater and gloves and various masks. I don't know if my adrenaline had spiked like this since seeing combat while deployed. Not even the grocery store parking lot showdown a few weeks ago had been like this. Finally, Erica and Leo came down with the last load, we got everything stowed away, and got back into our vehicles. I took a moment to unload and re-stow my firearm, and as Erica and Leo pulled away in her car I watched as the two men came up the alley and entered Erica's apartment building through the door we had been using. Maybe they had just been waiting to use the door, playing it safe with us. Or maybe it was something else. I wouldn't ever know. It took three days for us to start feeling... safe wasn't the right word. 'Less apprehensive' is where I ended up landing. Coming back from the city had been as smooth as driving out, but once we were home we all had this feeling of being dirty. It felt silly even at the time, but we ended up hosing each other off outside with the garden hose before heading in to take some long, hot showers. Was that ineffective? Probably. Did it make us feel better? Maybe, a little. When none of us were showing any symptoms of getting sick by the third night back, we all decided to crash and start a new show together on Netflix that night after dinner. I ended up in the living room first and was starting to scroll through the menus to find something we might like when Erica came down the stairs in her own comfy clothes. She was wearing baggy, low-riding sweatpants and a black tank top that I very quickly realized was bouncing way more than usual with each of her steps down the stairs. Erica walked over to the TV sitting area and flopped down onto the couch across from me, absentmindedly reaching up and tying her hair back into a loose and messy bun. "What?" she asked me when she realized I was staring at her. "Nothing," I said. "You just... you look good. Like that." She rolled her eyes. "It's just makeup, Harrison." What she meant was she wasn't wearing any. For the first time ever, even including the month that she'd already been staying with us, I was seeing Erica without makeup on. It was sort of shocking, honestly; whatever magic she did in the mirror, with her kit, it was like she could change the very structure of her face. Usually, she had an almost angular predatory look, with sultry and smoky eyes and sharp cheekbones leading down to a perfect set of clean and bright red lips. Now she looked brighter, more girl-next-door. Sure there were imperfections; soft lines under her eyes, little freckles and blemishes that got hidden by foundation, but her eyes were brighter, and her smile was wholesome. "Just don't feel like you need to be anything but comfortable, E," I assured her. "I like this look on you." She sighed and gave me a smirk. "Alright, charmer. What are we watching?" I tossed her the remote and let her start scanning through the list of new shows. Besides her lack of makeup and apparent lack of a bra, she was still her usual self. Both of her arm sleeves were bared by the tank top; her left arm was a colorful splash of a dozen of her favorite Pokémon from the original 150, all water-themed. Her right was Star Wars themed and focused on a pinup Femme Boba Fett on her outer upper arm, along with a couple sexy lady Stormtroopers, a Princess Leia in the requisite golden slave bikini, and Padme in the ripped-up white arena fight outfit. Not to mention the Yoda on her inner forearm and chili Chewbacca just below her armpit on her bicep. Her tank top also showed off the two heart tattoos on either side of her clavicle, and the half-mandala tattoo that sat on the back of her neck at the hairline. Erica's legs, while currently covered by her sweats, were a more eclectic collection of random and unplanned tattoos dating back from her start in the industry; some were done by her own hand, others by fellow apprentices, and a few even by the apprentices she'd eventually trained over the years. "Heads up!" Leo said, bounding down the stairs in his own sweats and a hoodie, vaulting over the back of the sofa and landing heavily next to his twin sister. "Jesus Christ," Erica said, ducking away to narrowly avoid getting kicked in the back of the head. She turned and hit Leo in the shoulder. "Watch it, you monkey!" "Takes one to know one," Leo laughed, swiping away her hands as she tried to hit him again. Soon the two were involved in a swearing match as Erica was leaning over Leo, trying to tweak his ears and drop a wad of spit down on his face, while he tried to both ward off her hands and push her away at the same time. Their easy sibling rivalry and goofing off usually wasn't this physical, but it still had me laughing and wondering all the same. I'd never had that with my sister; she was about seven years older than me, so we hadn't ever had that sort of a relationship. To be honest, I was also a little interested in the sibling scrap because Erica's tits looked fucking great jostling and bouncing around in her tank top, and a part of me hoped a boob would pop out in the chaos. Unfortunately, I couldn't be so lucky and the duel ended with both of them panting, sitting next to each other, with no boob appearance. "What are we watching?" Leo asked. "I dunno, we hadn't picked yet," I said. "Let's watch this," Erica said, seemingly at random, and selected some sort of a baking show. "Aw man," Leo said. "These competition shows are always so scripted." "They make me hungry," I said. "Maybe I should start baking more." "Yes," Erica said. "Now we're watching every season just so you can get more good ideas like that, Harri." The show was easy to follow and clearly designed like every other Food Porn-style "reality" competition. Other than the deliciously described food, the only thing actually keeping my attention was the host. "She's hot," Erica said during one of the transition scenes, right after the host had finished showing the TV audience the differences between a mousse and whipped cream. It had involved a lot of whisking very fast. "Not my type, but I can see it," Leo said. "She's got too much of a Fifties Housewife vibe going on." "That's just because she's so proper British," Erica said. "Look at her, she's gorgeous. And fucking stacked under those pretty dresses. What do you think, Harri?" "I'm with you, I think she's definitely hot," I agreed. "And I really dig the accent." "I bet she's a fucking freak in bed, too," Erica said. "No way!" Leo argued with his sister. "Look at her. She's all syrup and sweetness. I bet she's dry as a desert down there, and you couldn't fit anything in due to the stick up her ass." "Nuh-uh," Erica shook her head. "I'd put money on her having a filthy mouth off-screen. Just swears like a fucking sailor. And,  Hmm, I bet she probably says she's straight, but has plenty of experience with girls from her Prep School days." "Sure," I laughed along. "Makes perfect sense. Anything else?" "I bet she's got a cum fetish," Erica said. "Look at her eyes when she's talking about glazing. She's practically creaming her conservative little dress. And she definitely likes a cheeky finger up the bum to really set her off." All of us were laughing now, and the conversation faded as we struggled to get control of our giggles. By the time the first episode was over, we were hooked despite the silly concept, and let it play. We got four episodes in before Erica called it quits. "That's enough for me tonight, boys," she said, yawning and stretching her arms wide. Her right arm rubbed roughly against Leo's face on purpose, just to bug him as he pulled away. "I'm off to bed. Good night!" She bounced up off the couch and made for the stairs, her hips swiveling in her low-waisted sweats. They'd ridden lower, and she was showing a bit of a whale tail with her lace thong panties peeking over the waistline. "Dude," Leo said, snapping my vision from his sister as she walked up the stairs. "Uh," I hummed, and slowly raised both arms in an awkward shrug. "What do you want me to do?" "Just... don't make it a thing," he sighed, then flopped over onto his side. "She's my sister. You wanna watch Deadpool?" Visitors The rumble, sputter and hum of the approaching ATV broke my concentration as it cut through the quiet warbling of my shitty Bluetooth speaker long before Leo pulled around the trail bend. The thick foliage up here in the foothills, far at the back end of my family property, created a weird dampening effect so I hadn't heard him until he was almost on top of me. The rumble cut through the thick greenery now and was followed by the crunching of the tires biting into th

Unf*ck Your Relationships
Ep 208: You Have Standards for Your Whole Life… So Why Are You Settling in Dating?

Unf*ck Your Relationships

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2025 27:44


Your skincare routine? Precise. Your career? Thriving. Your friendships? Healthy. Your wardrobe? Curated. Your dating life? FUCKED. What tf happened there, exactly? You have top-notch standards for every single area of your life…but for some reason, you're tolerating all kinds of bullshit when it comes to dating. Not anymore. Sit down, strap in, and get ready to set—and HOLD—some actual fucking standards instead of giving someone a dozen chances to meet them when we both know they're never going to. (But it's so nice to get to blame them when it doesn't work out yet again, isn't it?) Nothing's going to change before you do. Let's get to work.   WORK WITH MICHELLE:  Sign up for SWIPE RIGHT, my signature dating program that is going to help you attract genuine, long-term love: https://michellepanning.com/swipe-right  These aren't just retreats. These are where we turn your inner chaos into GOLD. Sign up for THE AWAKENING RETREATS now before they sell out: https://michellepanning.com/awakening  Sign up for THE EXPERIENCE, an exclusive 12-month mentorship experience where you go all in on YOU (aka, you get direct access to me as a mentor, access to every offer I run over your year, and MORE): https://michellepanning.com/the-experience   CONNECT WITH MICHELLE: Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/michellepanning Website: http://www.michellepanning.com

New Business Radio
Van mantelzorg tot AI in New Business Radio LIVE! - New Business Radio LIVE! 10 juli 2025

New Business Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 50:20


(00:00) Opening (00:50) Vivian Opsteegh - Media Campus NL (14:03) Ans de Blaauw - Fello (27:00) Inspire Top 3 van Tica Peeman - VIStrainingen (37:22) Richard Otto - AI, We're Fucked Een nieuwe aflevering van New Business Radio LIVE! met Glenn van der Burg gemist? Je bent altijd aan het zorgen, maar hoe zorg je dan voor jezelf? Mantelzorgers geven alles; tijd, aandacht en energie. Als de zomer komt, willen ook zij even opladen. Maar écht loslaten? Dat blijkt vaak lastig. Hoe ga je als mantelzorger op vakantie zonder schuldgevoel? Glenn ging erover in gesprek met Ans de Blaauw van Fello. AI neemt razendsnel taken over, van simpele administratie tot creatief marketing werk en grafische vormgeving. Tegelijkertijd ontstaan er nieuwe soorten banen én veranderende vaardigheden. Slechts één verkeerde inschatting en heel veel professionals blijven achter. Wat betekent AI voor de arbeidsmarkt? Ondernemer en auteur Richard Otto zocht het uit in zijn nieuwe boek 'AI; We're Fucked'. De wereld van media verandert in hoog tempo. AI, nieuwe platforms en veranderend mediagebruik; wat vandaag werkt, is morgen alweer achterhaald. Hoe leid je dan mensen op voor een vak dat constant in beweging is? Glenn sprak erover met Vivian Opsteegh, CEO van Media Campus NL. De Inspire Top 3 was dit keer van Tica Peeman, trainer, auteur en ondernemer van VIStrainingen. Nummer 1: Human Forever (Documentaire) Nummer 2: Let My People Go Surfing (Boek) Nummer 3: Impact Maken Met Humor (Boek) New Business Radio LIVE! Elke donderdag van 16:00 tot 17:00 uur hoor je hét magazine programma van New Business Radio. Hét programma waar de ontwikkeling van de business en jouw persoonlijke ontwikkeling centraal staan. In hoog tempo komen innovaties, ondernemersverhalen, inzichten uit de wetenschap en de Inspire Top 3 langs. Met drie verschillende studiogasten en drie verschillende onderwerpen staat het programma garant voor afwisseling en sfeer! New Business Radio LIVE! wordt mede mogelijk gemaakt door MKB Brandstof, overal in Nederland tanken en laden.

Nerf's LOLs at 5:05
Protest Watch 2025 Shots LOL

Nerf's LOLs at 5:05

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2025 0:22 Transcription Available


Yeah, we're mad!  We're mad about shots!  Wait, what? Not if you're buying amigo... 

Trapped on the Internet
Ep. 43: we might be fucked & fist size repair kits

Trapped on the Internet

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2025 63:39


papabear is here solo to ease ur worldly pain

P3 Klubben
368. Den naturliga ordningen är fucked

P3 Klubben

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2025 24:24


Likheterna mellan Bhutan och Moa Wallin är fler än man kan tro, och när en kommun upplever för mycket trygghet börjar den skrämma sina invånare genom att vända djuren och konsten mot dem. Lyssna på alla avsnitt i Sveriges Radio Play. Nanna Olasdotter Hallberg och Moa Wallin om kulturveckan som gått.

Rugby League Guru Podcast
SC Draft Round 14 Review: We're Pretty Fucked To Be Honest

Rugby League Guru Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2025 16:42


If you enjoy listening to me in pain, cracker 15 minutes for you incoming haha Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stil
Glam och punk, trash och trans – så blev Jayne County världens första transsexuella rockstjärna

Stil

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2025 30:11


Ingen kunde som Jayne County blanda glammig rock med burlesk, crossdressing, fulmejk och texter med sexuellt laddat innehåll. Lyssna på alla avsnitt i Sveriges Radio Play. Jayne County banade väg och fick en hel del andra artister att våga ta ut svängarna under den begynnande glamrockeran. David Bowie var en av dem som lät sig inspireras. Pete Burns i Dead or Alive var en annan.Jayne County säger att ett av hennes mål var att starta ett band skulle vara chockerande och upprörande. ”Jag ville få Alice Cooper att framstå som en nunna”, som hon säger. Det kan man lugn påstå att hon lyckades med.Hon kunde uppträda i en klänning tillverkad av uppblåsta kondomer och hade på sin repertoar låtar med titlar som: Stick It in Me, Fucked by the Devil, Prostitute with a Parachute och många, många fler på liknande tema.Det är förstås en av anledningarna till att Jayne County inte fick någon radiohit och aldrig nådde fram till den riktigt stora och breda publiken. Men idag betraktas hon, med all rätt, som en pionjär, en banbrytare och en levande legend.I veckans program pratar vi med Petter Wallenberg, artist, författare och grundare av dragteatersällskapet Bland drakar och dragqueens. Han har länge sett upp till Jayne County. Vi pratar också med curatorn Daniel Fuller som nyligen ställde ut Jayne Countys konst på The Emory Visual Arts Gallery – ett konstgalleri som hör till ansedda Emory University i Atlanta. Och så tar vi en titt på en samtida transpionjär: supermodellen Alex Consani.

Keepin’ It Real With MissBreaker

Something new I've discovered about myself and learning how to navigate through new challenges has been rewarding. I've gained so much knowledge and experience through my life. The choices I've made building and creating a space that is loving and supporting. Fucked around and found my superpower; I grew up fast and had to learn how worthy I am as a woman, a friend, a sister, a cousin, a mother, and the other roles/shoes I fill that makes me who I am. Tune in as I go back reflexing on how I separated my emotions from logic to find peace.

Controversial As F**K
AI is fucked and so are we

Controversial As F**K

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 78:17


The boys and I get into that AI shit and go on tangents as always

Rugby League Guru Podcast
SuperCoach Review Round 11 - Ru's Fucked

Rugby League Guru Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 15:29


Our round 11 review of all things SuperCoach. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Conditional Release Program
Episode 185 - Post 2025 Federal Election Wrap

The Conditional Release Program

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 128:03


MORE UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY AI SLOP SHOWNOTES. Peter Hoistead? Thanks Gemini. Thanks listeners. We love you. Buy CBCo it's excellent beer. The Conditional Release Program - Episode 185: Federal Election 2025 Post-SpecialHosts: Joel Hill & Jack the Insider (Peter Hoistead)Overall Theme: A deep dive into the results and implications of the 2025 Australian Federal Election, focusing on Labor's historic victory, the Coalition's catastrophic loss, and the performance of minor parties and independents.Key Segments & Talking Points:(Part 1 - Approximate Timestamps based on original transcript, subject to adjustment)[00:00:00 - 00:01:23] Introduction & Election OverviewJoel laments being banned from betting on the election, particularly Labor's strong odds.Jack notes Joel would have won significantly, especially on Labor at $2.60.Historic Labor Win: Anthony "Albo" Albanese leads Labor to a significant victory.Libs sent into an "existential crisis."Albo is the first PM to be re-elected since John Howard in 2004.Largest Labor victory on a two-party preferred basis since John Curtin in 1943 (votes still being counted).Crucial Stat: The Albanese government is the only first-term government to have a swing towards it in Australian political history.[00:01:23 - 00:03:38] Significance of the Swing to LaborPrevious first-term governments (Howard '98, Hawke '84, Fraser '77, Whitlam '74, Menzies) all had swings against them when seeking a second term.Albo's government achieved an approximate 4% swing towards it (votes still being counted).Discussion points: Where it went right for Labor, and wrong for the Coalition, Greens, and Teals.Far-right "Cookers" performed terribly. Pauline Hanson's One Nation (FONY) might see minor representation.[00:03:38 - 00:05:11] Patreon & Sponsor Shout-outsReminder to support the podcast on Patreon: www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram (for as little as $5/month).CB Co. Beer: Praised for their IPA and new Hazy XPA. Competition to win $100,000. Use code CRP10 for 10% off at cbco.beer.[00:05:11 - 00:08:52] Polling Inaccuracies & Liberal OptimismReiteration of the ~4% swing to Labor.Comparison of final poll predictions vs. actual results:Freshwater: Labor 51.5% (was Liberal pollster, told Libs they were close).Newspoll: 52.5% (Labor used their private polling).Essential: 53.5%.YouGov: 52.2% - 52.9%.Polling companies significantly underestimated Labor's vote, especially those advising the Coalition.The misplaced optimism at Liberal Party HQ on election night.[00:08:52 - 00:16:00] Specific Seat Results & Labor GainsGilmore (NSW South Coast): Fiona Phillips (Labor) won 55-45 (3-4% swing to her), despite Andrew Constance (Liberal) being the favourite.Bennelong (Howard's old seat): Jeremy Laxail (Labor) won 59-41 against Scott Young (problematic Liberal candidate), a 10% swing to Labor.Parramatta: Andrew Charlton (Labor) won 62-38 (was 53.47 in 2022).Aston (Victoria): Labor won in a historic by-election previously, now a 4% swing to the Labor candidate, winning 53-47.Boothby (SA): Louise Miller-Frost (Labor) achieved an 8% swing, holding the seat 61-39.Tangney (WA): Sam Lim (Labor, ex-cop & dolphin trainer) secured a 3% swing, now 56-44. Large Bhutanese diaspora noted.Leichhardt (FNQ): Labor's Matt Smith won 57-43 after Warren Entsch (LNP) retired (10% swing).Hunter (NSW): Dan Repiccioli (Labor) re-elected with 44% primary vote (5% swing on primary). Fended off Nats and One Nation (Stuart Bonds' inflated vote claims by "One Australia" on X).[00:16:00 - 00:18:49] Diversifying Parliament & Women in PoliticsPraise for non-lawyer backgrounds in Parliament (e.g., Dan Repiccioli, Sam Lim).Critique of the typical lawyer/staffer/union pathway.Labor's success in diversifying candidate backgrounds and increasing female representation.Liberals struggling with female representation despite some efforts. Discussion of potential quotas in the Liberal party and the backlash it would cause.Margaret Thatcher quote: "If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."[00:18:49 - 00:27:26] The Teals: Mixed Results & ChallengesInitial appearance of a Teal "romp" on election night.Bradfield (NSW North Shore): Teal Nicolette Boele (Burle/Bola) behind Liberal Giselle Kaptarian by 178 votes (updated during recording).Goldstein (VIC): Tim Wilson (Liberal) leading Zoe Daniel (Teal) by 925 votes. Wilson is likely back. Joel comments on Wilson's IPA association vs. his "gay, wet, mediocre, progressive side." Jack notes Wilson often highlights his sexuality.Jim Chalmers' quip about Tim Wilson: "Popular for all those who haven't met him."Kooyong (VIC): Monique Ryan (Teal) leading by 1002 votes (97,000 counted, ~8,000 postals to go). Redistribution added parts of Toorak, making it harder for Ryan.Liberal candidate Amelia Hamer: "Trust fund renter" controversy, owns multiple properties, London bolthole.Corflute wars in Kooyong: Hamer campaign's excessive use of A-frames, obstructing walkways, went to Supreme Court over council limits. Jack doubts the impact of corflutes.[00:27:26 - 00:31:28] Why Did the Teals Go Backwards?Liberal party invested heavily in Kooyong and Goldstein.Voters potentially preferring a local member who is a Minister or part of the government.Redistribution impact in Kooyong (addition of Toorak).Zali Steggall's success in Warringah partly due to "fruitcake" Liberal opponents like Katherine Deves.[00:31:28 - 00:40:37] The Greens: Significant LossesLost all lower house seats. Adam Bandt (leader) gone from Melbourne.Lost Brisbane (Max Chandler Mather) and Griffith back to Labor.Ryan (South Brisbane): Likely Labor win in a three-way contest.Greens will have no lower house representation.Key Reason: Housing policy standoff. Accused of holding up Labor's housing bill for over a year (affecting funding for domestic violence victims, homeless), pursuing "perfection" over compromise.[00:40:37 - 00:49:57] Deep Dive: Housing Policy ChallengesA major challenge for the Albanese government. Not an easy fix.Supply-side changes could devalue existing homes or slow growth, angering homeowners.Joel's view: Subsidized housing (rent-to-own, means-tested) wouldn't touch the high-end market.Negative gearing: Not a quick fix; removing it overnight unlikely to change much; issue is supply.Homeowner expectations of property value growth.Construction industry at full tilt; skills shortages.CFMEU's role in skilled migration for construction.Free TAFE importance for reskilling/upskilling.Linton Besser (Media Watch) criticism of Labor "building" houses when they reconditioned unlivable ones – Joel argues this still increases supply.[00:49:57 - 00:59:16] Deep Dive: Childcare Policy & Global Economic HeadwindsChildcare another area for government focus.Labor's childcare policy: Rebates for high earners (e.g., $325k combined income).High cost of childcare; need for better pay for childcare workers (Labor delivered a pay spike).Ownership of childcare centers (Peter Dutton reference) and profit-making. Call for more public childcare.Uncertain global economic times, Trump tariffs.Port of Los Angeles imports down by one-third.US Q1 economy shrank 0.3%; recession likely.Japan, China, South Korea meeting to discuss tariff responses; hold significant US debt. Japanese warning to US re: trade negotiations.[00:59:16 - 01:07:13] What Went Wrong for the Coalition? Answer: Everything.Gas Price Fixing Policy: Cobbled together, no consultation with industry (unlike Rudd's mining tax failure), potentially unconstitutional (taxing for benefit of some states over others).Work From Home Policy Disaster:Conceived by Jane Hume and Peter Dutton, no Shadow Cabinet consultation.Initial messaging: All Commonwealth public servants, then just Canberra.Jane Hume's media run: Claimed all WFH is 20% less productive, citing a study.Implied WFH employees are "bludgers," alienating a vast number of voters (including partners of tradies).Labor capitalized on this after door-knocking feedback. Policy eventually walked back.Defence Policy: Released in the last week, vague promise to spend 3% of GDP, no specifics on acquisitions. Andrew Hastie (Shadow Defence) reportedly wants out of the portfolio.Fuel Excise Policy: Halving fuel excise for a year. Took a week for Dutton to do a photo-op at a service station. Fuel prices had already dropped.Melbourne Airport Rail Link Funding: Announced at a winery.Vehicle Emissions Policy: Clarifications issued within 48 hours.Generally a shambolic campaign, studied for years to come.[01:07:13 - 01:08:55] The Nationals & Nuclear Policy FalloutNats trying to spin a better result than Libs, but didn't win Calare (Andrew Gee back as Indy).Nuclear Policy: Coalition embarrassed to discuss it. Nats insist on keeping it.Policy originated as a way for Libs to get Nats to support Net Zero by 2050.Massive costs and timelines: Hinkley Point C (UK) example – 65 billion pounds, years of delays. US Georgia plant similar.Legislative hurdles: Repealing Howard-era ban, state-level bans (even LNP QLD Premier Chris O'Fooley against it).State-funded, "socialist" approach due to lack of private investment.[01:08:55 - 01:15:49] Coalition Campaign Failures & SpokespeopleDebate on government vs. private industry running power.Lack of effective Coalition spokespeople: Susan Ley sidelined, Jane Hume promoted. Angus Taylor perceived as lazy.Angus Taylor's past water license scandal ("Australia's Watergate," Cayman Islands structure).[01:15:49 - 01:28:03] Demographics: A Tide Against the LiberalsWomen: Voted ~58-42 for Labor (two-party preferred), worse than under Morrison. Libs failed to address issues like climate, domestic violence.Language Other Than English at Home (LOTE): 60% backed Labor (Redbridge polling, Cos Samaras). Indian and Chinese diaspora significant, impacting Deakin and Menzies (Keith Wallahan, a moderate, lost Menzies).Gen Z & Millennials (18-45): Now outnumber Baby Boomers (60+), voted 60-40 Labor (TPP).Preferencing: Labor "gamed the system well"; Liberals' deal with One Nation backfired in messaging to urban areas.Strategy Failure: Liberals walked away from "heartland" Teal-lost seats, wrongly believing voters were wrong. Dutton's 2023 claim of Libs being "party of regional Australia" failed. No connection or network in targeted outer-suburban/regional seats.Female Pre-selection: Aspiration of 50% in 2019, achieved 34% in 2025. "Male, white, middle-class, mediocre."Sarah Henderson Example: Lost Corangamite in 2019, returned via Senate vacancy. Criticized as a "waste of space," arrogant for seeking re-entry.Both parties have taken safe seats for granted (factional gifts), but Labor learning. Example: Batman (now Cooper, Jed Carney) won back from Greens after better candidate selection.[01:28:03 - 01:36:42] Fond Farewells: Election CasualtiesPeter Dutton: Lost his seat of Dickson (held 20+ years), got "smashed." Likely preferred losing seat to facing party room fallout. Gracious concession speech. Australia's strong electoral process praised (democracy sausage, volunteers, AEC, peaceful concession).Michael Sukkar (Deakin, VIC): "Unpleasant piece of work."Recount of February incident: Sukkar, at Dutton's prompting, used a point of order to cut off Attorney-General Mark Dreyfus (Jewish) during an emotional speech about anti-Semitism and his family's Holocaust connection (Shiloh story). Dreyfus called Sukkar "disgusting." Sukkar moved "that the member no longer be heard." Widely condemned.Gerard Rennick (QLD Senator): Anti-COVID vaccine, spread misinformation (diabetes, dementia links). Jack recounts being attacked by Rennick's "poison monkeys" on X after writing about it. Rennick gone, likely self-funded much of his campaign.(Part 2 - Timestamps restart from 00:00:00 but are a continuation, add ~1 hour 36 mins 50 secs to these for continuous flow)[01:36:50 - 01:44:07] The Fractured Hard Right ("Cookers") - Dismal PerformanceGenerally went nowhere electorally.UAP (United Australia Party) / Trumpeter Patriots (John Ruddock): 2.38% in NSW Senate (down from UAP's 3.2% in 2022). Less money spent than previous Clive Palmer campaigns.Libertarian Democrats (Lib Dems): 1.99% in NSW Senate. Controversial name didn't help. Alliance with H.A.R.T (formerly IMOP, Michael O'Neill) and Gerard Rennick's People First Party.Monica Smit's calls to "unite" contrasted with these groups already forming alliances without her.These three parties combined got less than 2% in NSW. Lib Dems

Sex Stories with TorontoUnicorn
47-An impromtu FaceTime with R while my guy fucked me from behind

Sex Stories with TorontoUnicorn

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2025 10:08


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Thee Talkers Podcast: Unscripted
The World Is Fucked!

Thee Talkers Podcast: Unscripted

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 69:01 Transcription Available


Send us a messageJoe and Gooch celebrate nearing their podcast's third anniversary and make a significant announcement about the future. Starting July 27, Season 3 will be available for $3 monthly subscription with shout-outs included, while Seasons 1 and 2 will remain free.• Gooch shares an update on selling his house, revealing he received a disappointing offer of $40,000 when he's hoping for closer to $80,000• The hosts discuss the true origins of MS-13, explaining it began as a group of metal-loving "stoners" in the early 1980s, not as portrayed in mainstream media• They examine the recent death of Pope Francis and the emergence of a figure called Mahadi, suggesting connections to end times prophecies• Flat Earth theories and hidden knowledge are explored, with both hosts expressing skepticism about mainstream scientific narratives• Gooch announces he's going to become a grandfather with his granddaughter due in June• The hosts excitedly discuss news about Young Guns 3, with Emilio Estevez directing and original cast members returning• Political corruption and taxation issues are briefly addressed, with criticism of both major political partiesIf you enjoy our unfiltered conversations, subscribe to Season 3 starting July 27 for just $3 a month. You'll get access to our most candid discussions yet, plus a shout-out on the show!Support the showSupport our podcast paypal.me/theetalkerspodcastE-Mail: theetalkers4us@gmail.com https://theetalkers.buzzsprout.com/shareFacebookthee•talkers•podacast (@theetalkers_podcast) | Instagramtheetalkers_podcast1 - Twitch(3) Theetalkers1 (@theetalkers1) / TwitterThee Talkers Podcast: Unscripted - YouTubepatreon.com/theetalkerspodtiktok.com/@theetalkerspodcasttheetalkers.buzzsprout.comhttp://streaming.radio.co/s2bfbdb755/listen.m3u

Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
COMPOUND CENSORED - EP 188 / TACS 1905: WE'RE FUCKED ON ICE CREAM SANDWICHES

Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025 89:38


The Antman and G-Dawg talk about the woman who made their Los Angeles comedy show have to move, Gavin rips Ant on his latest Antman antics, they touch on the Ant/Norton WABC show, and they talk about weed in the 70s. After talking about the decline of socialization, they have a rousing discussion on homophobia, AOC, the DNC and the vast differences between men and women.

Integrative Wellness Radio
How Your Favorite Parent Fucked You Up

Integrative Wellness Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 26:24


In this thought-provoking episode, Dr. Nicole Rivera explores the psychological connections behind physical symptoms, diving into the dynamics of parental influence and how our perceptions shape our lives. She challenges listeners to rethink the roles of the "villain" and the "silent" parent, uncovering deeper lessons about balance, personal growth, and reclaiming power. As Dr. Nicole shares her personal journey and observations, she invites you to re-examine the dynamics of your past, urging you to shift your focus from blame to empowerment and to harness your energy for creating the life you desire.   #MindBodyConnection #PersonalGrowthJourney #ReclaimYourPower #EmotionalHealing #ParentingDynamics #HigherSelf #SelfMastery #HealingJourney #ConfidenceBoost #TransformYourLife   3 Key Takeaways: The Hidden Influence of Parents: Learn how both parents play a role in shaping your beliefs and behaviors, even if one seems like the "villain" and the other the "angel." Body-Mind Connection: Understand how dominant handedness and physical symptoms correlate with unresolved emotional and psychological conflicts. Reclaiming Your Power: Discover how to stop giving energy to victimhood and triggers, and instead, confidently make decisions that align with your values and vision.    Quotes:  "Stop giving your f**ing energy to being a victim. Pain is a teacher, and shifting your perception turns challenges into opportunities." -Dr. Nicole "The quality of your life is dictated by the quality of your questions and the ability to make hard decisions confidently." -Dr. Nicole    Find Integrative You Radio On: Website Youtube  Apple Spotify   2 Doctors Committed to Innovating the Healthcare Experience. Integrative You Radio is hosted by husband-and-wife duo, Dr. Nicole Rivera and Dr. Nick Carruthers. With their voracious curiosity for Integrative Medicine, the Human Mind, Aligned Parenting, and Entrepreneurship, they bring a fresh perspective to the table. They aim to debunk the BS that is holding you back in your health, your relationships, and your life. Each episode is designed to challenge your thinking, push boundaries, and inspire you to see your life through a new lens. Dr. Nicole and Dr. Nick share transformative insights that have revolutionized their lives and the lives of their clients at Integrative You. This is raw. This is real. This is Integrative You Radio— where we blow shit up for the sake of human innovation.   Links: Website: Integrative You Instagram: Dr. Nicole Rivera & Integrative You Book a Consult [yes, it's free] with our Concierge Coordinator & Dr. Nicole  We are fanatical about relationships. Working on your health, your mind, and essentially your life is the best thing you can do for yourself [and the people you love]. This is why we want to get to know you and make sure we are aligned so we can build a relationship rooted in trust and partnership for growth. If anything, you can at least use this call for clarity on your best move even if that is not working with us. We are here to provide value in this world, so just book the call: https://www.integrativeyou.health/onboarding Got questions? You can call or text us at 732-810-1084.

Can We Be Real?
The Truth About Teens and Chores

Can We Be Real?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 24:43


Coming up today:The Truth About Teens and ChoresPauline Hanson HOT!Reality TV ShowsJoin Tuesday Night Trivia LIVE! Each Tuesday we will give you access to join the live Trivia Game. Make sure you keep an eye on the Patreon account for updates. Good Luck, You're Fucked! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sex Stories with TorontoUnicorn
46-Freshly fucked from a quick afternoon delight

Sex Stories with TorontoUnicorn

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2025 10:52


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Inside OnlyFans
173 - Fucked In The Woods w/ Whitney Cordray

Inside OnlyFans

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 55:36


On this episode of Inside OnlyFans, CJ and Kayla sit down with OnlyFans creator, Whitney Cordray. Whitney talks about doing OF on the road, going viral on TikTok, the time a guy farted in her face, and more! Full video episodes available: Patreon OnlyFans FOLLOW US! Instagram: @insideonlyfans @cjsparxx @kaylalaurenoffical @turtlegirlfit Twitter: @insidefans Facebook: Inside OnlyFans Tiktok: @insideofpodcast YouTube: Inside OnlyFans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Erotic Stories by Krystine
Erotic Stories SE3EP6 - POV: The Time The Big Black Cocks Fucked Me

Erotic Stories by Krystine

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 4:41


Texts Can't be responded to, so email me!Remember that time when you gave me two big, black cocks? I FUCKING LOVED that! Well guess what, It never stopped. I have been involved with them ever since that night.Sorry, not sorry...Get 30 Days of FREE Starlink!!EMAIL Me at: KrystineKellogg@gmail.com Get 30 Days of FREE Starlink!! (

Keep Going
Reality is Fucked but Running is Magic

Keep Going

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 76:24


Shit is gettin weird around here, y'all. & fair warning: Steve gets really riled up on this one. & drops lots & lots of f-bombs. It's helpful to remind you that this is just a conversation between friends.  If you take this episode's title at face value, you may be a bit confused for the first 10-15 minutes where we touch into personal addictions & thoughts on sobriety. Eventually we transition into our more general discussion around magic & the desire we all have for altered states. Our foundation is that our current models of what is real & how the world is represented by our senses are not up to the task of what we desire around meaning & purpose. We talk about how language & communication are complicit in the way we experience the world, how are conditioning & mindsets can hold us captive if we do not examine them closely & ensure they are working for you. We eventually get to a place where we recognize suffering is so helpful to our lived experience, especially as runners. For anyone interested in egregores see THIS reddit thread.  Join us on a journey where we explore a magical way of experiencing the world & our running, more specifically.this is some deep shit, friends, Godspeed. 

THE COSMIC TEA with kir grace
#88 money is weird, capitalism is fucked & i have thoughts

THE COSMIC TEA with kir grace

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 13:31


Money is weird. Capitalism is f*cked. And also—why do we waste so much of our energy overthinking everything?

Tuplakääk
165. Throwback: Nicholas Cagen puuttuva raaja, Brangelina, Tuplakääk loves

Tuplakääk

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 51:56


Tuomari Enni on horny ja Kravis sanoo liikaa ”babe”. Alexander Skarsgård on kuuma kostajaviikinki. TikTok on meille kiinnostava mysteeri ja Guys we Fucked on uusi podcast, josta pidämme. Camila Cabellon pr-suhde on tuottanut tulosta, sillä nyt tiedämme kuka hän on. * Tiedäthän, että tämä kuuntelemasi jakso on podcastin alkuvaiheilta. Podmessa voit kuunnella kaikki Tuplakääk-podcastin aiemmat jaksot. Lisäksi uunituoreita jaksoja julkaistaan Podmessa joka viikko, ja mikä parasta – ilman mainoksia. Eli jos tykkäät kuulemastasi ja haluat lisää, sitä löytyy yllin kyllin osoitteesta podme.com. Uusi throwback-jakso joka tiistai.

Disney Minus
Episode 78: Cowboy Grindset

Disney Minus

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 132:02


Sorry about the lack of music on this one, y'all. Admittedly, I could've tried harder, but I couldn't actually find the soundtrack for this movie to pull songs from. Anyway, did you know Mississippi technically has a wild emu population? Fucked up. Next episode: National Treasure (2004) Discord | Bluesky Stephen | Kat | Aurora | Ash Vir doesn't have socials, but we love him anyway. Find out more at https://disney-minus.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

High Performance Nursing with Liam Caswell
I Fucked My Nurse Coaching Business (Avoid making these mistakes)

High Performance Nursing with Liam Caswell

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 29:12 Transcription Available


Garbage Brain University
Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 5: The Vibes Are Fucked

Garbage Brain University

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 52:25


Today, we talked about football, capitalism, forums, AI, irony, misogyny, UFOs, Jesus, and the worst podcast Drew has ever been a guest on. Listen to sip the tea with us, and subscribe at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity for over 450 more episodes! • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

What a Great Punk
Episode 433: That is a Fucked Gait feat. Mallrat

What a Great Punk

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2025 61:24


Grace Shaw, aka Mallrat joins us on the pod this week for a chat about how to chose the right cover, our shared love of a vocal synth, being the support for the upcoming Kylie Minogue tour, where her desire to sing came from, the unexpected direction for her next album, and what's up with her cat, Barb.Shout outs @lilmallrat, and cheers to the legends at @younghenrys for sponsoring the pod!FREE PALESTINEWatch videos of the pods and get weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon — it's only 5 bucks a month, but it's still 5 bucks!:https://patreon.com/whatagreatpunkJoin us all in the TNSW Discord community chat:https://tnsw.co/discordWatch our Comedy Central mockumentary series and TNSW Tonight! on YouTube:https://youtube.com/thesenewsouthwhalesTNSW on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/artist/0srVTNI2U8J7vytCTprEk4?si=e9ibyNpiT2SDegTnJV_6Qg&dl_branch=1TNSW: @thesenewsouthwhalessJamie: @mossylovesyouTodd: @mrtoddandrews https://patreon.com/whatagreatpunkhttps://thesenewsouthwhales.comShout-outs to the Honorary Punks of the Pod:Harry WalkomHugh FlassmanZac Arden BrimsClaireJimi KendallLachy TanDerrotonin69Adjoa SamMatt Sanders

Amber Leitz
The world needs you to be wealthy, well fucked & well paid NOW more than ever

Amber Leitz

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 42:23


Even though I've felt some anxiety creeping in with the political landscape lately. And felt resistance that makes me want to crawl back under the covers and hide, binge The Girlfriend Experience all day or doom scroll TikTok for hours. Even though a part of me feels hopeless about what's happening in my country right now...what's been happening in other countries too… I know that my form of activism helps women experience three core values my brand and business stands for: EROS FREEDOM POWER Eros = a fully alive woman, vitality, life-force, turn on, desire, magnetism Freedom = choice, options, wildness, self ownership and expression, you get to be, do, have, experience whatever the fuck you want Power = internal, personal, sovereign, regulated sense of ownership over oneself, commanding, connected to who the fuck you are on the deepest level The patriarchy is designed to keep a woman disconnected from all of this, because it means you can be domesticated, oppressed and controlled just like they want you to be. But when a woman breaks free and connects to her turn on and power? Has her own money, property and wealth? Knows her worth from within? She is a force of fucking nature. The pathways we use to get there in my work? Sex, pleasure, kink, the erotic, money and wealth, business, sales, leadership, witchcraft and dark feminine rituals. No matter what I'm talking about, offering, teaching... No matter how surface level or "frivolous" it seems... IT'S ESSENTIAL WORK FOR WOMEN TO DO.  All of these defy the Patriarchy and restore a woman to her inherent state of eros, power and freedom. This work is urgent, necessary, a priority. Not emergency urgent...like you need to be freaking out...but like a knowing that as a woman, you need to be well resourced, regulated, as relaxed, grounded and connected to your power as possible. When you're regulated, relaxed and well resourced your capacity to hold the sensations of life AND take aligned-for-you actions increases. You have the capacity to show up differently than you do when you're dysregulated, frozen, stuck, freaking out. This is what we need to be grounded in right now so we can unite from a place of feeling connected, resourced, empowered from within. Like you actually have a role to do. Like you can take one small action. Whether it's towards activism, your desire for more money, a dream job, your art, etc. You confidently make the YouTube video. Or write the edgy post. Send the email setting a boundary with a client. Put out the offer you want to sell out with eager paying clients. It's 1000x easier when it's fueled with eros energy. No matter where you live, I know you can always benefit from more... Erotic practice, Nervous system regulation, pleasure and feeling connected to your power, aliveness, magnetism, sense of freedom and resourcefulness. The world needs you. It's true. You really do matter. You really are that fucking powerful. The world also needs you to be your most wealthy, well fucked and well paid self, because that's when you can make the biggest, deepest difference. In your own life, your home, your lineage, your community, with your own clients/work/art/business/movement and activism.  Listen to this week's Eros Money Power podcast episode for why this is so damn important...now more than ever.  Listen on blog: https://www.theamberrenee.com/the-world-needs-you-to-be-wealthy-well-fucked-well-paid-now-more-than-ever/ FREE RESOURCES: Get my FREE 2-hour class MORE MONEY LESS STRESS: Learn my EXACT 3-step pleasure-based process to eliminate money stress, break free from scarcity and FINALLY feel sexy, safe and relaxed with money WITHIN MINUTES.https://www.theamberrenee.com/money-masterclass/ Activate your dark feminine energy in only 15-minutes a day with my FREE ritual: https://www.theamberrenee.com/dark-feminine-ritual/ Let's get social, sexy: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theamberrenee/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theamberrenee Threads: https://www.threads.net/@theamberrenee YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheAmberRenee/

Ranting with Randi (Podcast) - randi lauren klein
#WTAF Apartment Fires & Watching Democracy DISAPPEAR because dumbass dipshit death cult doin' dumb shit

Ranting with Randi (Podcast) - randi lauren klein

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2025 43:00


The lackey maga moron militia of the Billionaire Tech Bros are scrubbing websites like the CDC and the govt is confiscating TRANS peoples passports and id's and we're sitting here just posting about it.,....the maga morons are literally painting over the walls removing words like DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION while they make the FBI the federal bureau of IDIOTS and we are sooooo royally FUCKED. Also, the drug addicts in my building are literally burning that to the ground so there's that. PLUS, an audio snippet from the best voice from across the pond now stuck in this shithole country. And the infamous bread in a bag because what even is baking. the mic is always open so jump on and let it all out. thanks for listening and No One is Moving to Canada........yet.

One Bad Mother
Episode 569: Mothers! We Can Safely Say They've Been Fucked! with Becky Poole

One Bad Mother

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2025 66:15


Content Warning: Postpartum Psychosis, Violence, MurderStrap on your banjos, listeners, we're singing about pain, loss, madness, and pink tampon-slinging Cybertrucks. Becky Poole, actor, comedian, singer, songwriter, and longtime Biz friend and collaborator, sits down to talk about her new podcast and album, both titled The Ballad of Dena & Andrea. They discuss longtime friendship, the history of murder ballads, and the dark and tragic stories of Andrea Yates and Dena Schlosser. It's a fun conversation, we promise.Listen to the podcast of The Ballad of Dena & Andreaon the podcatcher of your choice and listen to the album of The Ballad of Dena & Andrea on your favorite streaming service. Learn more about Becky, her work, her activism, and comedy by following her on Instagram @beckydpoole.Go to MaximumFun.org/join to support One Bad Mother in its final year!Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron.Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! https://linktr.ee/onebadmotherYou can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to onebadmother@maximumfun.org.Show MusicSummon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive SessionsMom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For TeensTelephone, Awesome, Beehive SessionsMama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the ButterbeansMental Health Resources:Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.comDr. Jessica Clemmens – https://www.askdrjess.comBLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.orgThe Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD)The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP)Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org and there is a chat option on the website.Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being.USA text 741741Canada text 686868UK text 85258Website: https://www.crisistextline.orgNational Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area.https://www.rainn.orgNational Domestic Violence Hotline:https://www.thehotline.org/help/Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential.They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you.Teletherapy Search: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling

Ranting with Randi (Podcast) - randi lauren klein
WTAF Musk's Nazi Salute & Thoughts On How Fucked We Are From My Friend Belarus

Ranting with Randi (Podcast) - randi lauren klein

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025 30:00


WTAF just happened at the vomitatious inauguration of the convicted felon when his gabillionaire boy toy white supremacist South African who bought his own presidency because Trump is total tool who is now owned by the guy who threw his entire body into some nazi salute so it could make it all the way across the pond to the AFD party in Germany FUUUUUUUCK. And to every single jew for Trump trying to normalize and minimize this insanity WTAF is broken in your barely functioning brain because any Jew let alone Rabbi who supports this shit is complicit in the clusterfuckery and danger that will come with tolerating it. I'm so absofuckinglutely disgusted i'm not sure honestly what the fuck to do with myself. So i asked my friend who is actually from Belarus how fucked are we and his answer while we laughed was really not so helpful. Thoughts...wanna rant? lemme know. k. thanks. yalla. bye. 1

Cruzin With Steak
#399 The Little Girl From Poltergeist Fucked My Doors Up

Cruzin With Steak

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 128:02


Grim and James are joined by Jerry Cthulhu, ThatGuy, Nickie the Dude, RSHarmful, Pirateshipping, Endless, Anubis, and Suzanne!! Enjoy the chat!! Email me for the Guilded chatroom link! Check out our anime review show Shonen Dump www.shonendump.com James Cruz Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/cruz_controllin Grimsteak Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/grimcrt Grimsteak Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@grimsteak Send us hatemail or love mail at grimsteak@gmail.com Live Show Every Tuesday at 9pm est on CwS Radio https://s3.radio.co/s230f698de/listen Check out Jerry's show "Nox Mente' at https://noxmente.simplecast.com/

The Eric Zane Show Podcast
EZSP 1443 - Act 2 - EZ gets smacked on the nose by Kelly Cheese

The Eric Zane Show Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 42:54


Note: "Act 1" was a separate published audio podcast.*Check out EZ's morning radio show "The InZane Asylum Q100 Michigan with Eric Zane" Click here*Get a FREE 7 day trial to Patreon to "try it out."*Watch the show live, daily at 8AM EST on Twitch! Please click here to follow the page.Email the show on the Shoreliners Striping inbox: eric@ericzaneshow.comTopics:*Kyle from a company that used to market on the show joins in (part 2)*EZon getting Gen Alpha to work.*Short re-telling of when EZ and son, Jim tried to deliver the "Thrifty Nickle newspaper."*The idea of "A day in the life audience interviews" is discussed.*Kyle from a company that used to market on the show gets some hate from audience members.*Fucked up vid of dude digging shit out of his ear.*California is burning. No thanks.*Star college basketball player has hilarious interaction with young fan.*Detroit Lion player's kid is totally cool.*Asshole of the Day BTYB TC PaintballSponsors:TAG Accounting, Green Medicine Shop, Werner Roofing, Estate-Wise, Impact Power Sports, Frank Fuss / My Policy Shop Insurance, Kings Room Barbershop, A&E Heating and Cooling, The Mario Flores Lakeshore Team of VanDyk Mortgage, Shoreliners Striping, Ervines Auto Repair Grand Rapids Hybrid & EV, TC Paintball*Get a FREE 7 day trial to Patreon to "try it out."*Watch the show live, daily at 8AM EST on Twitch! Please click here to follow the page.Email the show on the Shoreliners Striping inbox: eric@ericzaneshow.comHey! Business owner! email eric@ericzaneshow.com and let me design a marketing plan for you. It's easy and FREE.Twitch here patreon.com/ericzaneHire me on Cameo!Tshirts available hereSubscribe to my YouTube channelPlease subscribe, rate & write a review on Apple PodcastsInstagramTwitterSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-eric-zane-show-podcast/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ranting with Randi (Podcast) - randi lauren klein
#WTAF My Eulogy To Instagram and What It Used To Be Before Zuck Fucked It Up #FACT

Ranting with Randi (Podcast) - randi lauren klein

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2025 37:00


I will die on the #instapurist hill. Instagram has lost what it was intended to be A MOBILE PHOTO SHARING APP. not a misinformation cesspool terrorist tool propaganda spewing Billionaire Tech Boy Toy owned and run by a dude with zero morals and a buttload of Billionaire FOMO so he sold his soul to the factless wanna be dictator on day one owned by another tech bro factless FRAUD of a fuckstick like Musk. Just let us share pics from our phone that we shoot, edit and upload on the fucking go. Let us meet up and go on photo scavenger hunts and shoot in neighborhoods we might not normally go and meet people we might not normally meet. It's really that fucking simple until.......GREED. thanks for listening and sharing. SUPPORT LIVING ARTISTS. check my @doodlehedz instagram stories for art and shit.

Big Sexy Chat Podcast
The Fat Five Roundtable: Podcasting For Change

Big Sexy Chat Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2025 39:40 Transcription Available


Send us a textIn this special roundtable episode, we welcomed an all-star lineup of fat podcasters to discuss the state of fat liberation, the impact of fat-focused media in 2024, and their bold goals for 2025. Featuring Dr. Krista Nabar and Suzy Hooker from Fat and Fucked and Ronald Young Jr. from Weight for It, this episode is a celebration of fat voices in podcasting and a call to action for a more inclusive future.Join us as we talk about the political power of podcasts, the nuanced challenges of fat liberation, the impact of weight-loss culture, and the joy of finding community. With laughs, heartfelt moments, and inspiring insights, this is a conversation you don't want to miss!What We Cover in This Episode:Meet the Guests:Dr. Krista Nabar and Suzy Hooker, co-hosts of Fat and FuckedRonald Young Jr., host of Weight for ItTheir journeys in podcasting and fat liberation advocacy2024 Fat Podcasting Highlights:Reflections on groundbreaking episodes and accomplishmentsWeight for It being named a top podcast by The New York TimesFat representation in media and cultural milestonesThe Ozempic Controversy:The challenges of weight-loss culture and its impact on the fat liberation movementPersonal stories and nuanced perspectives on GLP-1 drugsBuilding Fat Community:The joy and empowerment of fat-only spacesExpanding fat liberation advocacy into broader civil rights movementsDreams for 2025:Goals for fat liberation, intersectionality, and inclusivityAmplifying fat voices in media and enacting anti-discrimination policiesConnect with Our Guests:Dr. Krista Nabar and Suzy Hooker (Fat and Fucked):Instagram: @fatandfuckedpodListen: Available on all major platformsRonald Young Jr. (Weight for It):Instagram: @ohitsbigronListen: Weight For It and Pop Culture Debate Club available everywhereDr. Krista Nabar:Instagram: @dr.sexyfatWebsite: carolina.swc.orgSupport the Show:Help amplify fat voices by leaving a review and spreading the word about our incredible guests and their work. Visit: AdamandEve.com. Use code BIGSEXY for 50% Off 1 Item + Free Shipping in the US & Canada + Free Rush Processing*some items may not be eligible for full discountSupport the showBigSexyChat.com appreciates you and our community. We do this for you, so if you ever have any ideas about a subject we can discuss for you, email us at bigsexychatpod@gmail.com.You can find us on Facebook and Instagram as BigSexyChat.Twitter (who knows how long we will stay there) is BigSexyChatPodCheck out our merch at www.BigSexyTees.com (credit to Toni Tails for setting this up for us!)Chrystal also sells sex toys via her website BlissConnection.com and you can use the code BSC20 for 20% off. Big thanks to our Sponsor Liberator Bedroom Adventures. We ADORE the products from Liberator. And, to be clear, we all loved their products even before they became a sponsor!

The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway
Twenty Twenty Snore, part vee-eye-eye-eye: Gift Receipt

The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2024 43:07


I bought myself the following music for my 47th birthday and then ate the gift receipt, but I'd also used too small a slice earlier, and long story short, I'm dead Mike & the Molotovs - Red, White, and Fuck You Checkpoint - Friends Buck Owens - Detroit City Teo Wise - Punk Mother Aborted Tortoise - Fashionably Late Boris the Sprinkler - OOO Colonel Mustard The Fuzillis - Bang Bang Chicken The Toms - Let's Be Friends Again The 7 Sounds - The Sound of Soul Annihilation Turbo Kids - Full of Shit The Okmoniks - Hide and Seek RMBLR - Main Muscle (Is it Rambler? Is it Rumbler? It's fun!) Trash Knife - Help!? Hasty - The Rent Is Too Damn High Bozo - Burglar Loose Lips - Hungry Heart media puzzle - Everything's Fucked!

Big DREAM School - The Art, Science, and Soul of Rocking OUR World Doing Simple Things Each Day
Breakdown to Breakthrough with Author Tanya Bachle

Big DREAM School - The Art, Science, and Soul of Rocking OUR World Doing Simple Things Each Day

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 87:40 Transcription Available


In this episode, I am thrilled to welcome Tanya Bachle, a remarkable young woman who has navigated the tumultuous journey of self-discovery and success. Tanya shares her experiences as a soul surfer, riding the waves of life as an author and event manager. We delve into her book, "The Extraordinary Between Drugged and Fucked," which took four years to complete and is now available in English. Tanya opens up about her life in Berlin, her move to London, and the challenges she faced in the corporate world, leading to a personal breakdown and a transformative journey of healing and self-acceptance.Tanya's story is one of resilience and courage as she recounts her decision to leave a high-powered job in London's real estate industry, where she succumbed to the pressures of success, leading to unhealthy coping mechanisms. Her journey to self-discovery took her to a silent monastery in Thailand, where she confronted her inner demons and began to understand the importance of self-love and authenticity.We also explore Tanya's current passion as an event manager and her involvement with Nostra, a decentralized protocol promoting freedom of speech. Tanya shares her excitement about the upcoming Nostra Booth initiative in South America, highlighting the power of community and the potential of decentralized platforms to foster genuine connections and support.This episode is a testament to the power of transformation and the importance of aligning one's life with personal values and truth. Tanya's insights into overcoming personal challenges and embracing a life of purpose and harmony are both inspiring and empowering.https://geyser.fund/project/thenostrboothinitiativehttps://www.nostrbooth.com/https://www.amazon.com/Extraordinary-between-drugged-ked/dp/3000775765Follow Tanja on NOSTRtanja@primal.net

Ranting with Randi (Podcast) - randi lauren klein
WTAF We Do Now from Drones To Fetterman To How Fucked Are We Really Right Now

Ranting with Randi (Podcast) - randi lauren klein

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2024 37:00


Drones are all over the fucking tri-state area and no one knows nothing....Fetterman is Manchin'ing himself to the MAGA moron death cult and the selling out of souls for greed and power is fucking PATHETIC.....people are dying in the Congo from some unknown pathogen...Polio is gonna be great again and still here we sit with our privilege and zero plans...anyone got one...something. lemme know. thanks. yalla. bye. follow along @doodlehedz & @doodle_dripz on tha gram and go buy some merch at my bonfire shop.

gAy A: A LGBT+ Podcast About Sobriety
Still Fucked and Insane ft. Scott G

gAy A: A LGBT+ Podcast About Sobriety

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 41:42 Transcription Available


Send us a textIn this episode, originally released on April 22nd, 2022, Steve welcomes Scott to share their experience, strength, and hope with you, along with advice on getting and staying sober.Follow Scott on Instagram @scotttgrasso and follow us while you are at it @gAyApodcast.Also check out their website: https://www.scottgrasso.com/Thank you for listening. Please rate and review if you have found this information helpful.If you are interested in sharing your story, getting involved with the show, or just saying hi, please e-mail me at gayapodcast@gmail.comOr Follow Us wherever you are listening so you can get new episodes when they come out every Monday and Thursday. Until that time, stay sober, friends!Support the show

The Psychology Podcast
What Do Women Really Want? W/Mark Manson

The Psychology Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 54:11 Transcription Available


This week Scott is joined by best-selling author and former dating coach Mark Manson about what women really want in a man. In addition to writing multiple bestselling books such as “The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck” and “Everything is Fucked”, Mark put a lot of his insights into dating and seduction in his 2011 book “Models: Attract Women through Honesty”. In this episode Scott and Mark discuss whether nice guys really finish last and the importance of authenticity in attracting a mate. From dating to seduction and more, Scott and Mark cover it all.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

F**ks Given
Getting Fucked By The Sun: The Power of Sex Magic

F**ks Given

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 49:40


This week, we're joined by Anastasia Oceano, a renowned energy healer and Sex Magick Priestex, to explore the profound world of sex magick and its power to transform our lives. Anastasia guides us through how connecting with the pleasure centres of our bodies can help us dissolve emotional and energetic blocks, unlocking our fullest potential for joy, love, and empowerment. In this deeply insightful episode, Anastasia sheds light on how sex magick isn't just about intimacy—it's a practice that nurtures deeper relationships, profound self-awareness, and a closer connection to our bodies. If you've ever felt disconnected from your body, your desires, or your inner power, this conversation will inspire you to reclaim your pleasure and live a life that feels truly aligned! To watch the full video, see exclusive content and support the podcast join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/comecurious Follow us on Instagram @comecurious and DM us your questions and f*ck off stories! Follow Florence @florencebark Follow Reed @reedamberx Produced and edited by @sillygooseteam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Progressive Talk LIVE! with Dusty Smith

We Are SO Fucked by Dusty Smith

Reel Politik Podcast
PREVIEW: RP312 Extra - Million Pound Bash (ft. Farages Fucked Face)

Reel Politik Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 5:51


In a previously unreleased episode from 2021, Jack & FFF @soldierpaypig get into the weeds on politics, music & comedy while Jack has a Grateful Dead concert movie playing in the background the entire time. 76 MIN EPISODE AVAILABLE IN FULL @ https://www.patreon.com/posts/rp312-extra-bash-116309514

Reel Politik Podcast
PREVIEW: RP311 Extra - Yorke v Clapton Death Match (ft. Farages Fucked Face)

Reel Politik Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 4:58


In a heated debate, the fellas settle the burning question of our time once and for all: is Eric Clapton better - politically, musically and personally - than Tom York of Radio Head. SUBSCRIBE @ PATREON.COM/REELPOLITIK & HEAR THE FULL HOUR @ https://www.patreon.com/posts/115799124

Reel Politik Podcast
Episode 311 - High Status Opinions (ft. Farages Fucked Face)

Reel Politik Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2024 92:17


Tom York #1 Israel fan + US election (recorded before polling day)

Story Worthy
857- We Got Fucked Again - Solo with Christine Blackburn

Story Worthy

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2024 13:57


Host Christine Blackburn hosts a solo episode about the election, what to do now, and her hearing loss. Listen to Story Worthy anywhere you hear your podcasts! Each week Hollywood's most talented people in the entertainment industry share true, personal stories on the Story Worthy Podcast. Story Worthy celebrates 14 years of podcasting in July 2024 and has over 800 episodes recorded. Christine Blackburn is the creator, host and producer of Story Worthy, Story Smash the Storytelling Game Show, and My Life In 3 Songs exclusively on Spotify. Listen to the entire episode wherever you hear podcasts. If you get a chance, will you please give Story Worthy 5 stars and a good review on Apple Podcasts? It always helps, thank you! And join the mailing list!  Follow Christine's new show, My Life In 3 Songs. Independent Podcast Producer Christine Blackburn talks to comedians about the 3 songs in their lives that have impacted them, not necessarily their favorite songs, but songs that paint a picture of the of the comedian and where they're from. Listen exclusively on Spotify Find My Life In 3 Songs on Insta and at the website ! PLUS! Watch Story Smash The Storytelling Game Show! Comedians spin a wheel and tell TRUE 1-3 minute stories on the topic they land. You can watch episodes from the pandemic and from summer 2023 right now on YouTube. See Story Smash LIVE at the Lyric/Hyperion Theater in Los Angeles now! Check the website for upcoming dates and tickets! And here's Christine  everywhere. THANK YOU!

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CzabeCast
"We Don't Practice, 'Fucked'"

CzabeCast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 36:26


The Packers season has been thrown a jolt. Dak Prescott gets the bag. The Browns have a massive Deshaun Watson problem. The Panthers are absolutely terrible. ANDY POLLIN joins me in dismay that the Commanders are likely just as shitty on D as they were last year. He also talks about the Brazil money grab, Deion at Colorado and more.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE* If you want to experience smoother digestion, a boost of energy, and an overall healthier body go to roundhouseprovisions.com/CZABE for up to 44% off your regular-priced order plus a 90-day, money-back guarantee!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy