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Confusion in her eyes that says be a world, child. I hope you know I would. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everyoneis/support

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Lit Crit AF was t̅a̖̬̍͆͌p͇᷿͎̲͛e̶̳͉̓͡d͚͛᷅ͅ į̱̘̜̬ͪ͜n̯̘̬ͬ͌̑̇ f̘͚̃͐᷀̌̚r͇̘᷿ͫ̓ͨ͠ỡ̘̠᷁͌᷃n̴͔̫̘ͮ᷅͘t̸᷂̖̘̺᷇ͅ o̜᷂̘̳̝̒̏f̵̨̢̛̘᷄᷅ a͕̣̘̯᷆ͧ͞ l̡͉̘̥̐̒ͯi̱̘̙᷅᷾ͨ̕v͚̘̝̫ͥ̄ͥe̵̶̡̧̡̛̹͓̭̯̲̯̞̞̺̖͔̺̦̻᷊͚̔᷉͆͂͐᷀͆ͪ̍́ͦ᷀̈̌ͦ͋᷃̀᷈̓͋᷀͐͛͌ͬ̾᷀᷀᷈᷀̔̕͘͞͞͏̵̧̧͍᷿̬̝̜̻͚̞̲̺̦͉̰͕̟̠᷿͎̬̬̈ͥ᷇̎̑̈́᷀᷾ͬ̑̏̏̆ͦ᷀̀̋᷇̒ͧ᷀᷉̽ͪ͟͠͏̡̻͖̘̳̈̏͐̄᷁᷀̋̂᷅̐̈́͛̕ s͏̶̷̶̨̢̬̖̫͇̘̞̤͖̟͔̭̩᷂̈́͛᷀͆᷀ͦ̄͊᷈̈́̽᷀̇̊᷀̏͛ͬ͌̀ͣ᷀͌̆᷃̅͢͞͏̴̷̶̷̴̴̶̸̢̜͎̬̻̭̥̥̞͕̼̠᷂̖̺̹̻̖̥̯͎̺̄ͣ̐ͩ᷀̄͑͗̈́̀̊̓̏̽᷀̏᷆́᷉̿᷅̒̈̽ͮ᷀͆᷀̀ͨ̈̆᷇̑́᷀ͬ᷅ͧ̍́᷀᷄ͭͤ͗͢͡ͅtu̸̵̶̸̧̨̱̦̖̗̩͔̟̪̥̠̼̯͍̙̟̭̪̭᷿᷊̰̠̼̖̤͎͙̟̪͉᷿͖̩᷊᷿̬͇̳̦͕̰᷊͔̗̬͉̇ͯ͋ͤ᷀᷾͂ͯ͗͊̿᷀͆᷄̊̀ͩ̍ͥ᷀᷇᷁̄̒̃̑̒᷀͌̋̅᷉͊̃̎᷀̉ͭ́̎̈̐̃ͫ᷀̋̓̂̍̋ͦ̀ͩ̊᷀᷀̑̅͒̋̈́᷈̂̉᷀͆͋͘̕͜͟͟͠͞͝diȯ̶̴̧̢̧̡̨̯̹̯͔͍͔̭̝᷊̣̮͉̠̤̲͉̻̫̤͙̟̣͇᷊̠̜̘̺͎͖̙͇͎̰̍̄᷀̐ͫ͆͒̃̏̽͂̉̍᷾ͯ᷀᷁̊᷅̀̈̏̒᷀᷃̇̒͗̿᷁͑ͩ᷀̌ͣ᷾̆̋᷀᷆̽᷅̑͛͑́ͣ̍᷉᷀͛̄͋᷃͆᷃̀́ͩ᷀᷆̉͌͛͘͠͞ͅͅ͏᷂̲̠͕̬͓͎ͬ̿̌̄̎᷀ͮ̎ ḁ̵̬̪̦͇̱͔͖̭̣͕̹̥̙̲̥̜̂͂̈̐᷀ͩ᷃᷆̎̇᷄ͬͤ̎̃̄ͯ᷀͊͛͌̈̇̀̄᷇ͩ̌᷃᷀ͪ̂̎̆᷀͊̎͞͞͡͡͡͏͚̊ͫ̿̑͏̶̴̨͖̠᷊͎̻̠̟̠̫̮̠̣̫̭̭̘̼̭̅͑᷀̔ͤ᷀ͫ͗᷄᷀ͦ̌̄᷇͛᷈̀̿̀᷀̀̐͋͒᷀ͪ̅ͧ̊̾᷆᷀ͨ͗᷇͟͠͝͠ų̸̸̛᷂̮͚̹̲͕̭̜̱̪͇̗͉᷂̠͖̋ͤ̅᷀᷅͊̃̿᷀̆̆̀̓̌̄᷀͘̚͜͢͡ͅ͏̷̨̨̛̰̩̼̜̹͇̯̙͙̥̗̱̪̯̪̳̘̲̰̫̂ͣ᷉ͫ̓͐̏̓̉ͨ᷀᷁̃᷆̉̆᷾̔̊̎̿́᷀ͫ᷇᷁͊᷀́̒ͭ̈́̀̆᷄ͩ̍̎᷀᷆̅̈́ͤ᷁̉̃͒̆̀᷀ͥ̓ͣ̕͘͜͢͜͢͝diȩ̵̸̶̧̹͇̤͉̤̪̳̹̠̰̹̞̘̺͈̬̓ͨ̆᷀͆ͩ̍͛᷃ͣ̄̾̋̋ͬ᷀ͨ̈́̋̀᷃̂᷀̆͋͛̂ͬ͊̎᷀͌ͣ̌̔̚͢͢͠͡͡͞͞͝͏̷̸̶̷̸̧̧̢̡͙̣͎᷿̭̘͇̝̲͓̲̖̻̳̱̣͆̋͊̌᷀̑ͣ᷅̽᷀ͣ̀͌̑᷀̎ͫ̄̊̉ͪ͒͊᷆̏᷀͘͘͜͏͌͊᷾̃͊̄n̶̵̸̷̨̡̛͉̺̟̙̦̫̺̮̤͚̞̠̯͎͚͈̘͍͍᷉ͤ̅᷀̿͆̌᷄̉᷀̿͗͌̀̉ͤ᷀̂͐̀ͥ᷀͐͌̕̚̕͟͞͝͠ͅ͏̶̴̶̴̵̧̖͎͖͓̞̣᷂̻̘̲᷃͐͗͗᷀͆᷉᷆᷀͆̏᷉̓͌̚͟͝͝͞͡͝ͅ͏̵̨̢̛᷂̥͖̥̬̺̜͉̟̳̣͎͓̭̦̘̥͙̝͎̦̀͗᷀̈᷈̑̋̎̊͛᷀̄ͬ̀̆̈᷅̎᷀᷈̋̾̽̈̚͞͏̡͚᷀᷈᷉́́ͮ͜c̦᷂̫̬̰̻̦̪̩̱̳͈͎̱᷀̆̓̈́᷀̋ͫ̌̓᷅́ͬͫ᷁᷀͊̇̀᷇̀̃̌͐͡͏̶̴̹̬̯̲̥̰̻̯͍͉᷊̗͕᷀̿᷈̎̒̓᷀ͤ̾̌̀᷈̕̚͡͏̶̶̷̨̧̢̛̱͔͎̝̭̘᷊᷊̮̥̬̪̖̦͇̻̹͚᷀̿ͥ͗̅᷀͐ͥ͐̒͗̀̽̂᷃᷀᷾͛́̅᷀ͥͧ͘͘͢͟͟͝͞͞ͅe̷̛̗̯̖͙̭͔̯̤̻ͧͣ̋̎ͭ᷀̒͒͛͊̏͊᷀᷅͟͞͏̵̶̸̵̧̧̛̦̜͕̖͙̜̟̻̗̖̠̼̳̹͍̼̘͙̬̹̻̤͎̗ͧͪ̿̀̏̄᷀ͫͦ̏̔ͭ᷉͗ͣ̎̉̆᷀ͯ̽̇̆̂̽᷇᷃᷆᷀ͧ̊͐ͨͨ̌᷉᷀ͯ̉̋̾̀᷁ͩ̂͒᷀̓̓͋ͩ̔̎ͪͨ᷀͑͂̕̕͜͜͢͝͝͝ͅ͏̤.̛̥̣̺̲᷆ͫ͗͋͡͏̶̶̧̧̢̧̡̛̱̩̫̥̼̥̱̣͎̻̯̥̗᷊̥͈̖͔̥᷊͙̻̞̙̺͓̍͂̉̈́ͥͩͮ͛̉̓̈́᷇͒̽᷈᷆̊̓̈́́̍ͨ̆᷀̊̈́̀͐ͭ᷃̄̕͜͝ͅ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everyoneis/support

Smelly dead bodies and an onion. Guys, 2021 isn't going so great --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everyoneis/support

The Russian Monkey. I get into a fight with Fyodor Dostoevsky and he loses. Merry F*cking Christmas. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everyoneis/support

GUYS IT'S HAPPENING!@#11 Our two special boys have a sit down. Ivan tells a story about how Jesus done goofed. Other stuff maybe happens too. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everyoneis/support

In this episode, Katya gets on Alyosha's last nerve. We meet a boy with a set of teeth. Also LACERATIONS --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everyoneis/support

All sensualists are Karamazovs, and all Karamazovs are sensualists. We are all Karamazovs. Therefore, I am Spartacus. Also donkeys. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everyoneis/support

NOTE: I am 100% wrong about Ivan being the one who came up with the idea to go to the monastery. It was Fyodor Pavlovich who suggested it. I suck. We go to the local monastery, discuss the separation of church and state… kinda, and Fyodor Pavlovich acts like a jerk. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everyoneis/support

Alternate Title: EVERYBODY PLOSIVES. Welcome to Lit Crit AF, the audio experience where I say sh*t about stuff and you listen to junk. In the first episode we introduce some people and feel our way through this world of podcasting. Bear with us. We're trying. DON'T JUDGE ME CONTENT WARNING: This will not make you smarter. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everyoneis/support