If I Told you I'd Have To Kill You

If I Told you I'd Have To Kill You

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A conspiracy theory podcast hosted by Jordan and Zach Finch with your daily dose of cringe worthy comedy

Jordan and Zach Finch


    • Aug 26, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 22m AVG DURATION
    • 6 EPISODES


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    A Shape, a Place, and a Thing

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 96:14


    Today Zach talks runaway AI and how to avoid being trapped in an alternate reality hell while Jordan discusses the mysteries that lie within the Bermuda Triangle

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    The Hell Bunker from Hell and Subliminal Psychology

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2019 70:10


    Pack your bags people, because today Zach is taking you on a journey into the gargoyle infested New World Order bunker underneath the Denver International Airport! Jordan talks about mind control and the mystery of subconscious messages

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    Lee Harvey Oswald: A Reptilian Humanoid?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2019 125:38


    In this episode, Jordan recounts the strange happenings of the infamous John F Kennedy assassination while Zach gives us the lowdown on the Reptilian agenda. This mind blowing episode might just send a shiver down your scaly spine

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    Ghost Airplanes and Masonry Secrets

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2019 74:24


    Zach walks us through the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 and the theories that surround this peculiar incidence, while Jordan gives a sneak peek into the secret society that is the Free and Accepted Masons

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    Awkward Aliens part 2: "Where the Earth Ends"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2019 65:48


    Join us for episode 1, Part 2 of 'Awkward Aliens', where we slide down the tail of the world encircling snake and discover the non-fiction reality that governs our dinner plate world. Let's discover, "Where the Earth Ends".

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    Awkward Aliens Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2019 62:15


    Greetings! Welcome to our very first episode of the conspiracy comedy podcast: "If I Told You I'd Have To Kill You" with your hosts Zach and Jordan Finch. We cordially invite you to embark on this cringe con of a first episode journey about area 51 and stay tuned for part 2: "Where the Earth ends".

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