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A highly opinionated Star Wars theory and discussion podcast hosted by three shitposters.

Jar Jar Thinks


    • May 26, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 39m AVG DURATION
    • 11 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Jar Jar Thinks

    Two Truths and A Lie: The Rise of Skywalker

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 56:13


    We play two truths and a lie about The Rise of Skywalker with our good friend Britt, who has NEVER seen the movie. We somehow find ways to make TROS seem more absurd. Play along to find out if you remember the movie correctly! Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

    Character Alignments (Part Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 57:27


    Part two of aligning Star Wars characters into the DnD alignment chart. In this episode, we align Disney era characters as wells as doing a different fun chart. Check out our Twitter page (@JarJarThinksPod) for the chart pictures! https://twitter.com/JarJarThinksPod/status/1528522120946503680?s=20&t=jvPICCsh7sRT-AXvwGBHqQ Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

    We're Back!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 2:35


    Just a quick update on the state of our podcast. Stay tuned for more episodes!

    Character Alignments (Part One)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 54:45


    We align Star Wars characters into the DnD chart! Original! This episode we align the Original Trilogy and Prequel characters. Check out our Twitter page (@JarJarThinksPod) for the chart pictures! https://twitter.com/JarJarThinksPod/status/1411001655492067334?s=20&t=2WBxYs25G4D9VlyibJQ25g Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

    Mando-cholrians: the Powerhouse of the Ass

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 47:08


    Mikaela plans to lead a discussion on Mandolorians, but as always, we descend into chaos and discuss: PhDs in fictional races, Scotland, Mandalore, Satine and Bo Katan, Rey Jinn Skywalker Kenobi Kryze Palpatine, Darth Maul's digestive system, a very gross would you rather (trigger warning(?): vomiting), ass bees, and more about Mandolorians. Tune into our most authentic and chaotic episode yet! Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

    A New Shrek

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 44:42


    Jess leads a discussion on A New Hope, but the gang ends up talking about Shrek, time travel, and the Star Wars fandom. Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

    Kyber Crystal Meth

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 46:44


    Laura leads a discussion on lightsabers and kyber crystals. Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

    R2D2: Master of Chaos

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 35:21


    Jess leads a discussion on R2D2: Why did he keep vital plot points a secret? Do droids have feelings? Sex Robots?! Tune in for absolutely zero answers. Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

    Rey Jinn Solo Skywalker Kenobi

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 63:43


    Mikaela leads the gang on a discussion on Rey's parentage- who we thought it was, who we wanted it to be, and why it should've gone a different direction. Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

    Darth Jar Jar: The Real Phantom Menace

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 29:33


    Laura leads the gang on a discussion about the infamous Darth Jar Jar. Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

    Teaser Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 0:54


    Welcome to Jar Jar Thinks! We are a chaotic group of friends that shitpost verbally about Star Wars every episode. This is a teaser of our first episode, Darth Jar Jar: The Real Phantom Menace.

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