Jar Jar Thinks

We play two truths and a lie about The Rise of Skywalker with our good friend Britt, who has NEVER seen the movie. We somehow find ways to make TROS seem more absurd. Play along to find out if you remember the movie correctly! Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

Part two of aligning Star Wars characters into the DnD alignment chart. In this episode, we align Disney era characters as wells as doing a different fun chart. Check out our Twitter page (@JarJarThinksPod) for the chart pictures! https://twitter.com/JarJarThinksPod/status/1528522120946503680?s=20&t=jvPICCsh7sRT-AXvwGBHqQ Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

Just a quick update on the state of our podcast. Stay tuned for more episodes!

We align Star Wars characters into the DnD chart! Original! This episode we align the Original Trilogy and Prequel characters. Check out our Twitter page (@JarJarThinksPod) for the chart pictures! https://twitter.com/JarJarThinksPod/status/1411001655492067334?s=20&t=2WBxYs25G4D9VlyibJQ25g Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

Mikaela plans to lead a discussion on Mandolorians, but as always, we descend into chaos and discuss: PhDs in fictional races, Scotland, Mandalore, Satine and Bo Katan, Rey Jinn Skywalker Kenobi Kryze Palpatine, Darth Maul's digestive system, a very gross would you rather (trigger warning(?): vomiting), ass bees, and more about Mandolorians. Tune into our most authentic and chaotic episode yet! Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

Jess leads a discussion on A New Hope, but the gang ends up talking about Shrek, time travel, and the Star Wars fandom. Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

Laura leads a discussion on lightsabers and kyber crystals. Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

Jess leads a discussion on R2D2: Why did he keep vital plot points a secret? Do droids have feelings? Sex Robots?! Tune in for absolutely zero answers. Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

Mikaela leads the gang on a discussion on Rey's parentage- who we thought it was, who we wanted it to be, and why it should've gone a different direction. Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

Laura leads the gang on a discussion about the infamous Darth Jar Jar. Follow us @JarJarThinksPod on Twitter and Instagram. End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

Welcome to Jar Jar Thinks! We are a chaotic group of friends that shitpost verbally about Star Wars every episode. This is a teaser of our first episode, Darth Jar Jar: The Real Phantom Menace.