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A podcast about anything and everything produced by the ASMR Guru for Jivanka.

ASMR 424

  • Sep 14, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 10m AVG DURATION
  • 28 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from Jivanka's ASMR

The Pompeos are in a little bit of trouble for having someone shop for Paper Towels. Luckily they couldn't find any.

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 15:37


ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 put you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep, with news of the day. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Well last night things were awkward at Jivanka's after the whole Alice In Wonderland mess

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 13:27


ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 puts you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep with discussions of what's happening in the world. Today we discuss fallout from some of the revelations (allegations) in Woodward's latest book. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Vaccination agains Charli D'Amelio and the Hype House

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 12:43


Jivanka's ASMR Guru, ASMR 424, will put you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep, as he inoculates you against Chinese Antifa influencers Charli D'Amelio and the Hype House. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Antifa chases Pepe the Frog out of the Refurbished (again) Rose Garden

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 12:52


Jivanka's ASMR Guru will put you into the deepest, bestest night sleep of your life while expounding on the rebranding of Pepe the Frog and the Rose Garden. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Atlantic claims that Trump called Djokovic a Sucker and Loser

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 15:10


Jivanka's ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 puts you to bed covering the news of they day. Today's it's the fake news surrounding our great President and the President of tennis too. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

2 Hair Scandals: Antifa Queen Pelosi versus Donny Jonny, Only BTS can decide

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 15:23


Jivanka's ASMR Guru puts you to sleep while discussing the biggest stories of the week as you can tell by the title of the episode. And of course the daily poem. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Antifa starts World War Z Plane Attacks with Soup and Potato guns

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 14:56


It's all going down. The Antifa shadow king and his disciple Sleepy Antifa Joe are using their secret weapons to bring a scorched earth policy to this great land. Don't let them. Vote 2x. (If Republican.) Once by mail and then again in person. (If Republican) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Sleepy Antifa Joe touched Jerry Falwell Jr. with birdbath water

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 14:16


Jivanka's ASMR Guru puts you to sleep with a tale as old as time. Trump brings peace to Wisconsin while Sleepy Antifa Joe sows chaos wherever he goes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'm back and I'm probably not QAnon?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 11:15


You missed me. I know you have. You haven't been sleeping well. The summer is over and it's time to get back to building those good strong sleep habits. I introduce a new segment today which I call, "poetry." --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Unprecedented Times = Presidential Light on the Inside

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 9:00


MAGA ASMR! President Trump's ASMR Guru puts him to sleep and you too. Today we discuss: Let the Genius Flow: Disinfectant and Light on the Inside The Buzz Cut is back Georgia Amateur Bowling Update

Anteater Rectum for Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2020 9:20


ASMR 424 puts you to sleep with the dulcet tones of his voice as he puts Jivanka to sleep from his bedside cage. Today we discuss: Cage Origins Happy Birthday YouTube Mikey Caputo recommends a delicacy

Bowling is Back!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2020 9:11


MAGA ASMR is here to put you to bed! I'm President Trump's ASMR Guru and I'm recording my thoughts so that you can go to bed listening to the same information that puts him to sleep. Today we talk about: Nerds love testing Kim Jong Un is dead Bowling is back in the great state of Georgia

-$37 a Barrel

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 8:00


ASMR 424 puts Jivanka to bed with unedited thoughts about the world. Today we discuss: Protests against the democrats to take back America All Americans are getting rich barrel The Last Dance: The mid 90s were great but today is better

MAGA ASMR has taken over!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2020 9:06


The MAGA ASMR guru has taken over for ASMR 424. He is too liberal and we'll now share responsibilities to provide a balanced view of world events while putting you, Jivanka and President Trump to sleep. Today we talk about: What does Presidential ultimate power look like? China keeps lying 22 million unemployed Wisconsin Election Results

I'm back and I'm patient zero!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2020 12:21


Jivanka's ASMR Guru is back from Wuhan. I beat the Coronavirus and I'm hear to put you to sleep. Today we discuss: where I've been declining pollution is a bad thing what countries are getting false praise the death of education

Sharpie Gate & Clowns Are Coming Back Baby

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2019 9:43


Why do people hate Sharpies and clowns and why that should all change!

Nasty... Greenland!?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2019 8:33


I don't need to live in a cage all the time and is Greenland all that nasty?

Build the .........MOAT!?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2019 10:30


I'm a huge supporter of the wall. (Yes that wall, but keep reading and listening.) Let me offer an alternative that should please both conservatives and liberals alike.

I Survived Summer Vacation

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 10:19


I don't know about your summer, but mine was rough!

School's Out for Summer

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2019 8:36


School is out for the summer and you know what that means... No more buses...

Tariff War (Puff out that chicken chest!)

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2019 6:50


We're in the middle of a tariff war with China. What can you do to help win that war? Fall asleep as I share what I'm doing.

My Trapper Keeper Broke!

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2019 6:31


Samsung recently had a failure. But Samsung, don't give up! The future reminds me of the past and the past was good!

It was a Tiger attack!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 6:08


Better late than never! Fall asleep to my complicated history with golf, Tiger's complicated history with life and his historic win.

Taylor Swift left me hanging!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2019 6:47


Hearing her newest single re-opened some old wounds.

Schindler's Avengers

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2019 7:19


Is Avenger's Endgame as powerful as Schindler's list?

Thread Count

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2019 7:40


I share some new experiences with thread count. Thank you to Scott, TJ Maxx and Dori's sheets! Pleasant sleeping.

Zoo

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2019 5:20


Have you ever wondered what the appropriate way to experience a zoo is? Well wonder no more. Here it is! Sleep well.

Introduction

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2019 6:54


The first, ever ASMR 424 podcast. The official ASMR Guru for Jivanka now shares his talents with the world and gets you the best sleep of your life!

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