Joedeenian Rhapsody

It's Sunday night. The roast is digesting, the electric fire is roaring, the family are huddled round together on a winter's night. The Antiques Roadshow is finished. Oh no! Is it another whole week until we get our antiques fix? No fucking way mate. Things are just getting started. Put the bakelite phone off the hook, kick back and immerse yourself in the world of a crime solving antiques dealer from the east Anglian area. An Alan Partridge plot synopsis? No my friend, the magical world... of LOVEJOY. Luke Wright is a poet, producer, writer, comedian and, most importantly, ardent Lovejoy enthusiast.

The third of three podcasts on that incorrigible time traveller, Doctor (of Who fame). Here, we talk about the reboot and everything since. Angus even gives us some ideas as to what he'd do if given the opportunity to ride the TARDIS. My favourite adjective from this is that apparently he'd be very "pockety".

The second of three. Angus delights with a rundown of the franchise from 1963-1996. He really is a lovely human being.

Ooo eee ooooooo. Doctor Who. This is the first of three really ace podcasts about everyone's favourite time lord, the Doctor (not "Doctor Who", you idiot, that's the name of the show). In preparation for the most notable regeneration so far, I chat to Angus Dunican, a man with a Gallifreyan knowledge on the topic. I don't even like Doctor Who and I loved our chat. If you don't, please send you emails to stickyoursonicscrewdriverupyourarse@bbc.co.uk Merry Christmas, Joe

Casablanca? Citizen Kane? The Godfather? 2001? The Seventh Seal? The Last Boy Scout?.... Guess which one of these is Edmund Davis's favourite film. Yeah, that's the one. Over a seven-year span, Hollywood made some of the most memorable action films in cinema history; from Predator to Aliens and EVERYTHING in between. Here, you can listen to two old friend that are very much in the target demographic list the reasons these films were more than just dick-swinging, chauvinist wank-fantasies of muscle-headed Republican braggadocio. No, no, no. They were also... erm... I've forgotten my point. Enjoy this now.

What do the Brittas Empire, Waiting for God, the Peter Principle, and Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps have in common? Apart from being dreadful. Yes, they're British sitcoms in which the title was clearly devised first and the creative process almost stopped there.

The Chinese have the same charcter for the "end of the world" and "opportunity". No, not the Chinese, Lola Oseni does! Here we talk about the reasons for Lola's interest in the fall of civilisation, how we'd define it, and what she'd do if she was lucky enough to experience it.

Conspiracy theories are all around us, very few of them true. Well, I would say that being a shape-shifting lizard. Jim gives those surrounding the Beatles the hard stare. We discover that Paul really gets the sharp end of the stick for some reason. That reason being... HE'S DEAD!!!!! He's not dead.