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This program is designed to teach you one sentence in Spanish a week. Learning Spanish, one week at a time with me, your Psycho Girlfriend. In some ways learning Spanish is like a relationship, it can be frustrating, demeaning and confusing. In other ways, learning Spanish is different from men. The…

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    • Mar 4, 2013 LATEST EPISODE
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    Learn Spanish Say Big Butt

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2013 0:53


    Video on how to say big butt in spanish

    Kissing in Spanish

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2011 0:59


    If you have to use this sentence I feel sorry for you and it is time to move on. "My dog kisses better than you, your brother and your father." He doesn't even realize that I really did kissed his brother and father, but in this family not even one of them knows how to kiss. Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. Learn Spanish and Support Psycho Girlfriend: http://6778f2-pu9im0u2q3ik9uilz8b.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=LSSG A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    I only have seven cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2011 1:04


    A true boyfriend will love your animals as much as you and want to know everything about them, especially their names. "I only have seven cats. The least you could do is remember their names." If he can't even learn my cat's names he will not be getting any from me. Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. Learn Spanish and Support Psycho Girlfriend: http://6778f2-pu9im0u2q3ik9uilz8b.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=LSSG A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    No Football For You

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2011 0:56


    The weekend is supposed to be our time together. Not time for him to goof around. "You are not watching football. We are going shopping for shoes." He knows I don't like to watch football. What is he thinking? Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. Learn Spanish and Support Psycho Girlfriend: http://6778f2-pu9im0u2q3ik9uilz8b.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=LSSG A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Learn Spanish. No we can not have a threesome

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2011 1:14


    This week we learn how to crush your mans filthy fantasies as we learn to say "No we can't have a threesome. You are not enough man for one woman" in Spanish. Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. Learn Spanish and Support Psycho Girlfriend: http://6778f2-pu9im0u2q3ik9uilz8b.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=LSSG A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Learn Spanish - I don't believe that slut is your sister.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2011 1:12


    Do not believe everything your boyfriend's mother says because she will say anything to protect her son. "I don't care what your mother says. I don't believe that slut is your sister." In what culture is french kissing your sister okay? Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. Learn Spanish and Support Psycho Girlfriend: http://6778f2-pu9im0u2q3ik9uilz8b.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=LSSG A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Learn Spanish: I thought you loved me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2011 1:01


    This sentence works best and be more annoying if you can make your voice as whiny as possible. "Why haven't you called me on the phone? I thought you loved me?" This will make him feel guilty and make him tell you he does love you. Two for the price of one. Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. Learn Spanish and Support Psycho Girlfriend: http://6778f2-pu9im0u2q3ik9uilz8b.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=LSSG A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Learn Spanish: I know your home

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2011 1:01


    Today we we work on improving your communication in Spanish with your boyfriend. As a woman you don't like to be ignored or lied to so this sentence is essential, especially after you know his location. "I know your home because I drove by your house forty three times. " There is a lot more to learn about stalking, but that will come later. Learn this phrase Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. Learn Spanish and Support Psycho Girlfriend: http://6778f2-pu9im0u2q3ik9uilz8b.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=LSSG A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Learn Spanish - Who are you sleeping with?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2011 1:11


    Text messages are just another way my boyfriend tries to ignore me. So I wanted to know how to say the following in Spanish. "I have sent you fifteen text messages. Who are you having sex with?" Now he can ignore you in two languages. Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. Learn Spanish and Support Psycho Girlfriend: http://6778f2-pu9im0u2q3ik9uilz8b.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=LSSG A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    He Is Sorry

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2011 1:08


    This  is a phrase that every boyfriend should learn. "I am so sorry. Here  are some flowers, candy and jewelry." The merchandise better be the  most expensive and the best quality or he will have to try again and  again. Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. Learn Spanish and Support Psycho Girlfriend: http://6778f2-pu9im0u2q3ik9uilz8b.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=LSSG A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Learn Spanish - He left Me For A Sl-T

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2010 1:15


    If you listened to the last episode you will have a greater understanding of why learning this next Spanish phrase is a necessity.  This week on Learning Spanish with Psycho Girlfriend you will become proficient in saying, "He left me for a spinach eating vegan bicycle riding anorexic slut."  What could be more useful? Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Learn Spanish - Dumped By Boyfriend Need Beer

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2010 1:14


    As crazy as it may sound, I have been left by many, many men.  I found this phrase to be useful during these times of great sorrow, "My boyfriend hates me I need a beer and and a shot of tequila".  After this episode of Learning Spanish with Psycho Girlfriend you will be able to get all the alcohol you need in Spanish. Learn Spanish NOW Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Learn Spanish - boyfriend forgot his depends

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2010 1:14


    This week on Learning Spanish with Psycho Girlfriend you will learn a very important phrase when dating older men, " My boyfriend forgot his depends, where is a bathroom?". While your boyfriend may not appreciate this phrase the people around you will be very appreciative. Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Learn Spanish - Do you just want to sleep with me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2010 1:11


    If you have dated as many men as I have then this phrase is essential to learn.  This week on Learning Spanish with Psycho Girlfriend you will learn to say, "Do you really love me or do you just want to sleep with me?".  Remember to ask this before you go to bed and not after. Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Learn Spanish - Why are you flirting

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2010 1:21


    Welcome to the second episode of Learning Spanish with Psycho Girlfriend. Do you have a boyfriend who always flirting with everyone he meets?  Then you are in luck because this week on Learning Spanish with Psycho Girlfriend you will learn how to say, "Why are you flirting with the waitress?  Why don't you ask me what I recommend to eat?".  Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Learn Spanish -- Big Butt

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2010 0:57


    Welcome to the first episode of Learning Spanish with Psycho Girlfriend. In today's episode you will learn to say in Spanish the very important phrase of "Do these pants make my butt look fat?". This is an essential sentence to learn how to say before going out salsa dancing or going to Rocky Point. Please visit Learn Spanish With Psycho Girlfriend -- http://septicradio.com/learnspanishpsychogirlfriend.php to download the free companion and study guide to this podcast. A production of Septic Radio. Music: Chee Zee Beach, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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