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Topics discussed on today's show: Back after the holiday break but Heidi is having tech issues. The crew talks about their New Year's resolutions, sports, and play a new game called "Who's Butt?". Make it your new year's resolution to become a HF VIP!

Do women ever hurt their butts? Erica doesn't think so...

When everyone but Spock is exhausted from their space adventures, a shore leave planet starts gaslighting them about some dangerous illusions. But after no one can find the glade and the landing party gets stranded, a Caretaker appears and explains the amusement planet's safety precautions. How do you know if you can do a bit on your boss? Who is a little like Bruce Wayne but not really? What does Captain Kirk's snake tattoo say? It's the episode that approaches the uncanny valley from the opposite precipice with a glade in between.Support the production of Greatest TrekGet a thing at podshop.biz!Sign up for our mailing list!Greatest Trek is produced by Wynde PriddySocial media is managed by Rob Adler and Bill TilleyMusic by Adam RaguseaFriends of DeSoto for: Labor | Democracy | JusticeDiscuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestTrek and find us on social media:YouTube | Facebook | X | Instagram | TikTok | Mastodon | Bluesky | ThreadsAnd check out these online communities run by FODs: Reddit | USS Hood Discord | Facebook group | Wikia | FriendsOfDeSoto.social Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SUMMARY: Happy New Year! Jacob catches himself singing the wrong lyrics to Everlast. Matt makes an offer to appease a douchebag. And we reflect on Raiding the Rock Vault concluding its Vegas residency as the show prepares to go on tour. Plus we've got Scoop Mail holiday cards and a Scoopardy.

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Everything from childhood TV shows making a return to Idris Elba getting the title he deserves - direct from the King! It's all happening today, my loves! More artists cancel shows in protest of Trump Malcolm in the Middle returns, and we have a trailer! Idris Elba has been knighted, and now we can call him Daddy AND Sir George Clooney teases a huge reboot Timothee Chalamet puts his ass to work THE END BITS Support independent women's media Get your daily pop culture fix with The Spill here Check out The Quicky Instagram here GET IN TOUCHShare your story, feedback, or dilemma! Send us a voice note or email us at thequicky@mamamia.com.au CREDITS Host & Producer: Ash LondonBecome a Mamamia subscriber: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Degens Andy S and Brandon Bombay start off Round One of the year with 'Creed.' Andy hits first with a story about his time in a boxing match where the use of performance enhancing drugs had unforeseen consequences. Then the guys grab cheesesteaks and chat about one of the great Philly movies. Brimming with flourishes about the city from food spots, to hip hop choices, this 'Rocky' franchise reboot has no business being as captivating as it is, but Ryan Coogler's eye for detail shines through. Not only is it one of the great movies capturing a city, but it somehow pulls off the rare feat of being a sports movie that's riveting in and outside the ring. This was a star-making role for Michael B. Jordan, but it's Sylvester Stallone's career-best portrayal that helps ground the entire endeavor. 

Mackenzie, Eddie, and Scott Siepker overthink the government keeping track of what people are getting stuck up their butts, New Year's, and so much more. Presented by Carbliss Premium Handcrafted Cocktails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everything from childhood tv shows making a return to Idris Elba getting the tittle he deserves - direct from the King! It's all happening today, my loves! ☕ More artists cancel shows in protest of Trump ☕ Malcolm in The Middle returns, and we have a trailer! ☕ Idris Elba has been knighted and we now we can call him Daddy AND Sir ☕ George Clooney teases a huge reboot ☕ Timothee Chalamet puts his ass to work Our podcast Watch Party is out now, listen on Apple or Spotify. THE END BITS Support independent women's media Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Facebook. And subscribe to our Youtube channel. Read all the latest entertainment news on Mamamia... here. Discover more Mamamia Podcasts here. CREDITS Host & Producer: Ash London Executive Producer: Monisha IswaranBecome a Mamamia subscriber: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A year that felt like a ten-car pileup deserves an exit with momentum, so we lit the fuse. We kick off with laughter and a little scorched earth, then dive straight into college football's favorite paradox: a playoff built on “best teams” with criteria that shift like sand. We break down the Pop-Tart Bowl chaos, lay out bold CFP predictions, and make the case for a hybrid selection model that blends analytics with accountable human judgment—because fans deserve transparency, not vibes.From there we put Michigan's new hire under the microscope: is this a stabilizing move or a ceiling capper at elite money? We rank the top coaches by more than reputation, and then flip the question on ourselves—would you coach your rival for $8 million? The tension between loyalty and opportunity becomes a lens for how players choose schools too. We map the real decision tree: roster fit and development pipeline first, culture and facilities close behind, NIL as leverage not destiny, and the transfer portal as both lifeline and accelerant. If the rules made loyalty optional, programs need to earn it with clarity, growth, and honest pathways to the NFL.Then we shift gears into the pure joy of discovery. Jaw Candy turned into a weeklong obsession, and it opened the door to a run of new tracks: melodic hardcore with early-2000s DNA, blackened metalcore that actually hits, rap with classic bounce, and an unexpected left-field banger with haunting clown visuals that somehow works. Not every pick lands—some get a hard pass—but that's the point. Curated risk beats algorithmic rinse-and-repeat, and your next favorite band might be hiding under a few hundred views.If you're here for strong takes, messy honesty, and a playlist that doesn't sound like last year's, you're in the right place. Tap play, argue our CFP picks, tell us whether culture or cash wins the recruiting war, and drop your best underground music find. Subscribe, share with a friend who loves college football and heavy music, and leave a review with your boldest playoff upset—let's see who calls it first.Send us a text message and let us know how awesome we are! (Click the link)!Support the show'Beavis and Butt-head' Cover art created by Joe Crawford

Originally Aired December 29, 2025: That might get stuck up there. While you're down there, why don't you ____ me. Everything you wanna know about the Mid-Holiday Season Goat Rodeo End of the Year Tribute Broadcast Celebration. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doyle, Joe, and Jeff are back to discuss the Flyers leading into the holiday freeze, Porter Martone slapping butts, and why Yegor Zamula thinks he can do better somewhere else. broadstreetbully.comTwitter @thebsbpodcastInstagram @thebsbpodcast

A little holiday cheer goes a bit... too far as we pod for almost two and a half hours. Inside, there are celebrations, there's a little despair, there's Hot, Haz, and Claus, and maybe, just maybe... a little hope. Nah I'm kidding, no hope here. Not our brand. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! There's also the new Scanline Media Discord for Scanline stuff more generally. We're on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop!

YOU CAN CALL ME “BOSSY” PODCAST EP 243: EFT Tapping - REPLAY - Welcome back to another EFT replay tapping session on the YOU CAN CALL ME “BOSSY” PODCAST! This replay comes from when I did 100 Days of EFT tapping on my Instagram page. If you need a visual link the original EFT tapping session will be in the show notes below. In this energizing episode I deliver a motivational EFT tapping session designed specifically for professional women who need a little extra push to break through procrastination and reclaim their drive. Join in as I candidly share the all too relatable struggle of wanting to relax rather than tackle her to-do list. Through a mix of honest reflection and energizing self-talk, I guide listeners out of that lazy rut and into action—drawing inspiration from Mel Robbins' famous "5, 4, 3, 2, 1" method. If you're ready to stop putting things off and start making things happen, this episode is your no-nonsense kickstart to feeling empowered, motivated, and unstoppable. Let's freaking go! Throughout the interactive session, I'll guide you through tapping on different meridian points while addressing common self-doubts and fears, ultimately aiming to instill a sense of empowerment and readiness to tackle challenges. So, sit back, follow along, and let's dive into this transformative EFT tapping experience. If you need a visual while tapping you can CLICK HERE for the Instagram post I shared with a step-by-step guide. If you want to learn more about EFT Tapping (cause maybe you are new and need more details on what this weird but powerful practice is - I get it) CLICK HERE for the EFT Tapping Intro Episode! Key Takeaways: Acknowledging the inevitable frustration and annoyance with self when tasks pile up due to procrastination. How statements like “Nobody's better at making things happen than me” promote self-confidence and a proactive attitude. Rejection of excuses and the decision to “stop putting it off,” emphasizing the importance of action. Episode Resources: Link to the Original EFT Tapping Session: CLICK HERE If you enjoyed this episode and are excited for more, please be sure to SUBSCRIBE and write a review to help build momentum and support the show (5-stars would be AWESOME!) JOIN US IN - THE CLUB - An annual membership where high-achieving women come together to unapologetically OWN THEIR “BOSSY” in order to rise to the top, make massive impact, and not burn out while doing it. Grab your spot in THE CLUB today by CLICKING HERE! LET'S FREAKING GO! LET'S CONNECT: Follow me on Instagram, LinkedIn, TikTok, or join my STAND IN YOUR POWER FACEBOOK GROUP Grab a signed copy of my bestselling book STAND IN YOUR POWER HEREWatch my TEDx Talk “The Wisdom of Your Ancestors Should Be Ignored” HERE

The road trip season has pushed us back a day but here we are squeezing in a show between Chanukah and Christmas. Vocabulary lessons this week include Competitive Balance Tax, because the Luxury Tax isn't just for Monopoly anymore, and Prospect Promotion Incentive (PPI). Just because it's the holidays it doesn't mean you can slack on learning. Our boyfriends this week are from BAL, where Patti leans into the once and forever boyfriend and Pottymouth goes Westy, and the Hammers, where Pottymouth picks a player with a wacky Tennessee claim to fame and Patti goes right to ROY. The Police Blotter features the return of Wander Franco's case to the courts, and the end of the Tyler Skagg's courtroom drama. The International Baseball update includes almost baffling chaos around the Serie del Caribe and the Serie de las Americas but the takeaway is absolutely please stop blowing up Venezuelan boats. We're both on yet more road trips and we wish you safe travels if you are too, and happy holidays if you celebrate.  See you a day late again next week!We say, “A glass half full of Santa's Butt,” “There was some hockey, there was some smarts,” and “Donny was the youngest Osmond that had any juice.” Fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith, get boosted, and find us on Bluesky @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. We now have episode transcripts available!  They are available for free at our Patreon site. Say goodnight, Pottymouth. 

Let's dive into colon cancer prevention, screening, and everything your doctor wishes you'd stop avoiding. When it comes to cancer, turning the other cheek isn't an option! 

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Twas a Perv Christmas. Christmas eve with your favorite, kinky, perverted family. (2 poems) Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Twas the night before Christmas,and all through the dwelling. Not a creature was stirring,'cept my cock, which was swelling; From walls hung portraits,setting the mood, Above the mantel hung Grandma,She posed fullly nude; Down the hall, on her bed,Coed stepsister did sit, A vibrating dildo,rubbed on her hard clit; Stepmom in panties,and I in the nude. Had just readied our loins,before getting screwed. When from outside the window,there arose such a cry, My head darted up,from stepmom’s wet thigh; Jen's eyes got so wide,as we both turned to see, Just what sort of Christmas,the visit might be; The moonbeams bounced off,the snow all so white, I blinked as I tried to,make sure of my sight, What did I see,that gave me such pause? It was the round, jolly face,of old Santa Clause! Framed in the window, red cheeks and a beard, When in through the doorway,Buxy Susan appeared; I opened the window,we pulled him within, Jenny glanced at her daughter,then said with a grin: “Santa! We're busy,You're spying, You creep! I’m riding my stepson,and you try to peep! That’s awfully spotty,for man such as you! I wonder what naughty,kinky perversions you do! Now please come on in,and join the fun, We’ll be on the nice list,when finally done!” Quick as the devil,Jen's down on her knees, Tugging his Pants off,as fast as she please, The Sled Musher looked down,his eyes wide with shock, When out of his britches,popped his massive cock, She started to suck him,with skills of a pro, And Santa exclaimed,“Sue, Your Mom's a Ho!” My stepsister laughed,as she fell to Jen’s side, She opened her mouth,took both ball's inside, Her tongue lapped and writhed,his scrotum with care, As Jen bobbed on his shaft,and came up for air, She said, “I’ve taught her well,don’t you think St. Nick? Watching her lick you,gets my pussy all slick.” They sprung to their feet,and got back in bed, “Why don’t you fuck her,while Billy gives me head?” Susan then beamed,and she squealed with delight, then spread her legs and cried,“hurry down my chimney tonight!” And taking my cue,I crawled to Jen’s bits, my tongue, ran up through it,from the crack to the slit, Santa rushed forward,his hard swollen tip, And rubbed it on Susan's,soft, shaven lips; As he pushed it inside,Susan’s ass gave a leap, He was all the way in her,rigid hard and balls deep; Watching her daughter,Jen gave a moan, My tongue pushed down firmly,her clit hard as a bone; Susan writhed on the mattress,her feet in the air, While Santa Clause thrusted,Jen gripped on my hair; At once her back arched,and her toes they did curl, My sister shouted, “Don't stop! I'm Cumming!”while I sucked Jenny's Pearl; Jen pushed my face up,my chin wet with juice, And she said, “My turn! Santa,put my twat to good use!” Her lips stuck out,from under her ass, Santa slid out of Susan,said, “Awe! There’s a good lass!” He went behind Jenny,and in her he plowed, His log hit her g-spot,she cried out aloud; Still horny myself,”Stepsis, want some more?” Got on her knees and said,“Billy, make me a whore!” Sue knelt before Jenny,I poked in her cunt, Jen groaned as I panted,and I heard Santa grunt; He pulled on Jen's hair,Mom’s face all a glow, I pounded up, Susan’s,tits bounced too and fro; She cooed as I fucked her,I smiled at her mother, “Sue, you get along well,with your stepBrother.” We're all moving faster,the bed rocked and squeaked, There's magic in the air,as we all reached our peak; Then Jen started first,a long, bellow scream, Susan came next,as I filled her with cream; With eyes all a twinkle,Saint Nick shot his load, It was a Miracle,Mom didn’t explode! I pulled out of Sue,Nick pulled out of Jen, They fell to the sheets,cunts full to the brim; They both were in giggles,together they squirmed, then straddling each other,they sucked out the sperm; Sue looked up at Nick,her eyes had a glint, Licking her lips, said,“Yum! tastes like mint.” Nick stumbled backwards,and pulled up his drawers, His face was beat red,sweat flowed from his pours; He got to the Window,about to slip out, But paused and he turned,and said with a shout: “You people are lovely,That much I will say! But tonight you're naughty,since Harold's away!” Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle, for Lush Stories. How The Inch Stole Xmas. From The Fucks down in Fucksville. Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Every Fuck down in Fucksville liked Xmas a lot; But the Inch, who lived just north of Fucksville, did not! The Inch hated Xmas! The whole Xmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his testicles were hung up far too high. It could be, perhaps, that his bladder was shy. But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that his cock was two sizes too small. But who cares why? The guy was a schmuck, He stood there on Xmas Eve, hating the Fucks, Staring down from his lair with swollen, blue balls, At the radiantly lit windows below in their halls. For he knew that every Fuck down where he gazed, Was busy now, having their pubic hair shaved. "And they're trying on their nighties!" he snarled with a sneer, "Tomorrow is Xmas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his Inch fingers nervously drumming, "I must find some way to stop all those Fuckers from cumming!" For tomorrow, he knew, all the lusty studs and sluts, Would wake nice and horny. They'd all start to rut! And then! Oh, the moans! Oh, the moans! Moans! Moans! Moans! That's one thing he hated! The moans! Moans! Moans! Moans! Then the Fucks, barely legal and mature, would hump. And they'd hump! And they'd hump! And they'd hump! Hump! Hump! Hump! They would hump in their pussies, and tight little rumps. Which was something that put the Inch down in the dumps! And then the thing that he hated most would begin! Every Fuck down in Fucksville, the fat and the thin, Would lay close together, with their vibrators humming. They'd lay side-by-side. And the Fucks would start cumming! They'd cum! And they'd cum! And they'd cum! Cum! Cum! Cum! And the more the Inch thought of this Fuckville wide climax, The more he thought, "I must stop this whole thing in its tracks!" "Why, for sixty-nine years I've put up with it now!" "I must stop this Xmas from coming! But how?" Then he got an idea! A nasty idea! The Inch got a wonderful, nasty idea! "I know just what to do!" The Inch laughed in his throat. And he made a quick wide brimmed hat and a coat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "I am such a devilish Imp!" "With this coat and this hat, I look just like a Pimp!" "All I need is a hooker." The Inch looked around. But, since the Inch had no Hos, there was none to be found. Did that stop the old bastard? No! The Inch simply said, "If I can't find a woman, I'll make one instead!" So he gathered some straw, and he formed it into shape, And he planted a red wig on its head with some tape. Then he grabbed the straw woman and a few old rucksacks, And then jumped behind the wheel of his rusty old Cadillac. Then the Inch said, "Let’s go!" And the jalopy started down, Toward the homes where the Fucks lay asnooze in their town. All their windows were dark. Soft groans filled the air. The Fucks were all dreaming wet dreams without care. When he came to the first flophouse on the square. "This place will work for a start," the old Inchy Pimp hissed, And he jumped into the window, empty bags in his fist. Then he crept into the living room, on the tips of his toes, past the discarded condoms and piles of clothes. And into the parlor, the Inch gleefully strolled. In the middle of the room was a polished stripper pole. Laid out beneath it were wondrous sex toys galore. "They won’t need these!" he chuckled, as he started his chore. Then he slithered and slunk, with his heart starting to sing, Around the whole room, and he stole every plaything! Dildos! And Sybians! Anal beads! Balls! French Ticklers! Massagers! Butt plugs! And dolls! And he stuffed them in sacks. Then the Inch, the old baddie, Threw the sacks, into the trunk of his Caddy! Then he snuck to the bathroom. He took every pill! He took the ribbed condoms! All the sensual thrills! He cleaned out the bathroom of the last drop of lube. Why, that Inch left nothing but one single pube! Then he threw all the junk into the car with scorn. "And now!" growled the Inch, "I will take all the porn!" And the Inch grabbed films, dirty books and magazines, When a small voice almost made him jump out of his jeans. He turned around fast, and he saw a young Fuck! Petite Cindy-Blew You, who was naked as buck. The Inch had been caught by this 22 year-old miss, Who'd got out of bed to use the commode for a piss. She gazed at the Inch and said, "Mister Pimp, why,” "Why are you taking our Pornography? Why?" But, you know, that old Inch was such a clever old prick, He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick! "Why, my dear sweet vixen," the bogus Pimp dissembled, "This smut is terrible!” he said, with nary a tremble. "So I'm switching it out, for something much less of a bore." "I'll be back in a flash. With something much more hardcore!" And his fib fooled the minx. Then he patted her bottom, And he went to the loo, never knowing she caught him. And when Cindy-Blew You curled up under her sheet, He grabbed the last bag and chucked it in the street! Then the last thing he stole was their pole for stripping! Then he jumped out the window, practically skipping. He left nothing, no cuffs, no rope. no whips for whipping. And the one drop of lube he left was a crock, It wasn’t enough for even his tiny cock! He did the same thing to every house on every block, Leaving drops much too small for the every Fucks’ cock! There was one hour left before the Fucks started to rise, He decided that heading to his cave would be wise, The car was so stuffed with trinkets it had started to slump! With gags! And with cock rings! With clamps! And clit pumps! Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mt. Pumpit, He drove with his load to the tiptop to dump it! "Yuck yuck to the Fucks!" he was wickedly singing. "They're finding out now what the morning is bringing!" "They're just waking up! With their morning wood throbbing!" "They’ll look all around them and then they’ll start sobbing, For the Fucks down in Fucksville will see all my robbing!" "That's a noise," grinned the Inch, "That I simply must hear!" So he paused. And the Inch put his hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low. Then it started to grow. But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound was climatic! It couldn't be so! But it this sound was loud and dramatic! He stared down at Fucksville! The Inch growled in disgust! Then he shook! What he saw was shocking, terrible lust! Every Fuck down in Fucksville, the thin and the fat, Was humping! Without any sex toys at that! He hadn't stopped Xmas from coming! They came! Somehow or other, they came just the same! And the Inch, as he watched them suck and blow, Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?" "It came with out vibrators! It came without smut!" "It came without lubricates, or plugs in the butt!" And he stared on for hours, and then something felt sore. Then the Inch looked down at something he hadn't before! "Holy shit! I have an erection!” the amazed Inch swore. "Maybe Xmas;perhaps;isn’t so much of a snore!" And what happened then? Well;in Fucksville they say, That the Inch’s micro cock grew five sizes that day! And as his member filled and hung low and swollen, He jumped in his ride to return all the loot he had stolen, And he gave it all back! All the gizmos, gadgets and the tidbits! And he, he himself! The Inch, came on Cindy-Blew’s tits! Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle, for Lush Stories.

Merry festival holiday seasonal greeting machines you people. You kept asking and you finally got a Christmas show, which means nothing except I made some great music this year and YouTube stream has snow. Now enjoy it! Other than that this week Ron is messing up some more meetings, tangling with a very famous wrestler, trying to force someone to be something they're not, honey glazing his butt, teaching people a lesson about their obnoxious signs, upsetting a very angry man who has no electricity and having an epic debate about whether someone is ginger or not, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

Two mics, one space heater, and a dream: we kick off the first week of Big Jay's Replays and tell the truth about building a local game shop from the ground up. From weather-thinned foot traffic to a rush of trade-ins—PS2 hauls, stacks of DVDs and CDs, and a shocker of vintage TMNT figures worth serious cash—we walk through the moves that matter: fair valuations, flexible appointments, and setting up play areas that make people linger. It's messy, real, and way more fun than the glossy version.Behind the counter, the numbers get interesting. We break down credit card processing fees by brand, swipe charges, percent-of-transaction rates, hardware costs, monthly support, and PCI compliance. No sugarcoating—just the actual overhead small retailers face and why some pass fees to customers. Jay doesn't. He's betting on loyalty, momentum, and the simple magic of a welcoming store. That spirit spills into neighbor relations too: clearing up a back-entrance issue, swapping a gift card for a cross-promo giveaway, and building a mini-ecosystem with the card shop next door so collectors hit both spots in one trip.Then we throw sparks with music discovery. Wolves at the Gate delivers melody and muscle, Stained With Silver brings moody cinematic textures, and Resistor's “Mutt” drops a turntablist into metal, filling a groove we didn't know we missed. We spiral into the wild world of “The John Candy,” AI-tinted visuals, and sample-packed chaos, before pivoting to EDM anthems, Eurodance nostalgia, and Little Big's “LollyBomb,” whose towering build-ups punch like a perfect breakdown. If you love retro games, underground bands, and the thrill of finding gold where the algorithm sleeps, you'll feel right at home.Stick around for holiday wishes and a promise to keep uncovering the good stuff—on shelves and in playlists. If this ride hits your frequency, follow the show, share it with a friend, and drop your favorite discovery from the episode in a review so others can find us too.Send us a text message and let us know how awesome we are! (Click the link)!Support the show'Beavis and Butt-head' Cover art created by Joe Crawford

Folks, on this week's all new ep we hear about stressed out rats using cannabis to relax, a woman who was fired for continuously showing up early to work, which english speaking country swears the most, people in China buying venomous snakes after seeing Zootopia 2, and a Grinch that terrorized a school in EnglandBUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offeringOR WATCH IT HERE: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

In this episode of the Optimal Body Podcast, Dr. Jen and Dr. Dom, both Doctors of Physical Therapy, discuss the best exercises for strength and growth of the glutes, focusing on recent research comparing EMG muscle activation with actual peak muscle force. They explain why force production is more relevant than EMG for building glute strength and highlight the top exercises for targeting the glutes (gluteus maximus and gluteus medius). The hosts emphasize tailoring exercise selection to individual needs and goals, and share practical tips for both training and rehabilitation from injury of the glutes, including their Jen Health hip program for improving glute mobility and strength. The practical considerations can be so vital for rehabilitation from injuries including knee pain and low back pain.VivoBarefoot Discount:Support your feet and ankles with VivoBarefoot shoes—with perfect styles for any occasion! Boost foot health through mobility and strength from the ground up. Use code OPTIMAL20 for 20% off. 100-day trial included—return if you're not satisfied!Free Week of the Jen Health Membership:Get a free week of Jen Health Membership! Access 12 plans crafted by Doc Jen, PT. We'll match you with the best plan for your goals. Check it out today and use code OPTIMAL for a discount on your first month!We think you'll love:Free Week Jen HealthJen's InstagramDom's InstagramYouTube ChannelWhat You'll Learn:02:00 Introduction to the main topic: research on the best exercise for glute growth and strength, and EMG vs. muscle force.03:34 Discussion of EMG limitations and introduction to the new study comparing EMG to peak muscle force in glute exercises.04:33 Explanation of gluteus maximus and medius roles, especially glute medius as the "rotator cuff of the hip."06:26 Description of the study: 14 healthy female soccer players, types of exercises tested, and data collection methods.08:27 Findings show weak correlation between EMG activity and peak muscle force; EMG is not always a good predictor.09:37 Discussion of the study's chart showing discrepancies between EMG rankings and actual force production in exercises.12:22 Takeaways: focus on exercises with highest peak muscle force for strength/hypertrophy; EMG has limitations.13:03 Listing and discussion of the top five exercises for glute max and glute medius based on peak muscle force.14:34 Importance of exercise selection based on rehab stage; lower-intensity...For full show notes and resources visit https://jen.health/podcast/440 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Mostly flowin' this episode, but big news too. If you take a cruise, don't buy the Waymo package.

We're throwing it back to some of the wildest moments in Roz & Mocha history. From celebrating Butt Kick Day in 2017, to the hilarious belly button challenge in 2015, and yes… Roz once opened up about getting a butt massage (you read that right!) in 2017. It's all the laughs, all the awkwardness, and all the retro fun you love.

Philly Sports Now - Philly Sports podcast by Philly Fans for Philly Fans. Philadelphia Eagles win over the Las Vegas Raiders. BG gets his first sack since his return. Hurts is one win from an NFL record. The Boys are humming. Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/3Qow7JEqKGfMs8mUVFMOil Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@the_phillygamer Philly Sports Now X: https://x.com/Philly_SprtsNow The Philly Gamer: https://x.com/the_phillygamer Photo Information available upon request. No commercial affiliation or otherwise. Videos made for entertainment purposes. Please enjoy. #Philadelphia #Phillies #Eagles #phillysports #phillyphilly #philly #ringthebell #flyeaglesfly #mlbbshorts #MLB #baseball #philadelphiaeagles #philadelphiaphillies #superbowl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mind Pump Fit Tip: Lift and gain an inch around your butt in 60 days! (2:09) The scary rise of Sextortion. (18:35) Disgraced OnlyFans star. (23:38) The increased awareness around pornography. (25:59) Food engineering. (29:40) The dark side of cannabis. (37:00) Manuka honey to cure wounds and take on inflammation in the body. (42:51) Helpful tips for current and inspiring personal trainers. (44:40) The Mind Pump Butcher Box and what makes heritage pork so good? (53:07) #Quah question #1 – My 10-year-old daughter struggles with the mechanics of a barbell row. What could I replace it with for now? (58:38) #Quah question #2 – Once you've chased strength, focused on how you feel, sleep, libido, and all that's good....but aesthetic has not caught up. What's next? (1:01:38) #Quah question #3 – It's been a while since you spoke about the benefits of full-spectrum CBD. Do you still find benefits based on emerging research, or has it become overhyped? (1:03:18) #Quah question #4 – Is it ok to bounce around programs? Depending on circumstances, I bounce around Muscle Mommy 15, Suspension or Anabolic. (1:04:55) Related Links/Products Mentioned Visit Manukora for the exclusive offer for Mind Pump listeners! ** Use code MINDPUMP and save up to 31% plus $25 worth of free gifts with the Starter Kit, which comes with an MGO 850+ Manuka Honey jar, 5 honey travel sticks, a wooden spoon, and a guidebook! ** Visit Butcher Box for this month's exclusive Mind Pump offer!  ** New users receive their choice of NY Strip, Ribeye, or Filet Mignon in every box for a year. ** MAPS 15 FORTY PLUS 50% half from Dec. 14-20th. Code DECEMBER50 at checkout. Mind Pump Store Mind Pump #2463: Sometimes to Get Leaner You've Got to Eat More (Listener Coaching) Mind Pump #1785: Why Most Women Fail at Developing Their Butt Mind Pump #2155: The Art & Science of Building Perfect Butts With Bret Contreras What is Sextortion? - Children and Screens Adult content creator Bonnie Blue to be deported from Bali The Genius Life Podcast: Why You Overeat, Gain Fat, and Lose Muscle (and How to Fix It!) - Sal Di Stefano The Real Story of How Cotton Candy Grapes Are Made What is 'scromiting'? New medical slang divides health experts, cannabis advocates Antibacterial activity of Manuka honey and its components: An overview Visit Troscriptions for the exclusive offer for Mind Pump listeners! **Promo code MINDPUMP for 10% off your first order. ** The #1 Setup Cue For The Barbell And Dumbbell Row Exercise Mind Pump Podcast – YouTube Mind Pump Free Resources People Mentioned Dani Demeter (@mindpumpdani) Instagram Max Lugavere (@maxlugavere) Instagram Ben Greenfield (@bengreenfieldfitness) Instagram  

Gerg Lizard and The Ginger Wizard has given up and is riding out the rest of the year by talking so much about a band he just discovered 10 years late. Also, we're officially not the worst podcast on the internet... well, not the most annoying at least... ok, not the most lying-est probably. We might be all of those things; find out for yourself!! Thanks for a great year so far and pls continue to join in at nerdtalkplus.com! OH AND JOIN OUR DISCORD!!

Press play and step into the room where our best mistakes live. We stitched together the wildest outtakes from our skit vault—parodies that veer off course, voices no one planned, and laugh fits so hard the song sheets might as well be confetti. What started as a quick way to break up our episodes turned into a full-on celebration of the moments that never make the final cut, and somehow, they're even funnier than what we aimed for.We kick off with a Fresh Prince riff that explodes into uncharted territory, then slide into a “Lean On Me” tangent where one unexpected voice takes down the whole room. The crown jewel is a power ballad parody that starts strong and beautifully derails as the lines get too bold and the backup vocals lose it. There's also a fast hit of cartoon chaos on “Too Close,” with a Goofy-style delivery that punches through the mix. Between the bits, we share quick context, the creative sparks behind each attempt, and why certain breaks became instant keepers.This collection doubles as our origin story. You'll hear the pre-podcast clip that had us gasping for air and convinced us to start recording on purpose. We tip our hats to Weird Al and classic radio comedy, talk about how outtakes sharpen our timing, and shout out Jay's new shop, Big Jay's Replays, now open on Main Street in downtown Finley, Ohio. If you love musical parodies, improv energy, and the kind of laughter you can feel in your ribs, this is your episode-length grin. Tap follow, share it with a friend who needs a break, and drop a comment with the time stamp that wrecked you. We're ready to hear which disaster was your favorite.Send us a text message and let us know how awesome we are! (Click the link)!Support the show'Beavis and Butt-head' Cover art created by Joe Crawford

NBA Cup trophies, parade questions for Brunson, and Pat Boyle falling on ice - Jerry's morning update has it all.

One of the mantras of small or incremental development workshops for years has been, “no one is coming to save you.” The solution to your neighborhood's or community's problem isn't some outside force. It's you. A similar mantra has been, “Brooklyn doesn't need your butt.” Make it more colorful at your own leisure. We are often attracted by the allure of the sexy place, but it's the not-sexy places that really need time, attention and effort from people who care.This episode gave me a chance to talk with someone who feels both those mantras deeply, and is doing something about it. Justin Pregont, from Pomeroy Development in Atchison, Kansas has taken up the mantle himself. He's solving problems through real estate in his town, and in other rural towns across the state of Kansas. Justin was eager to see the types of interesting buildings and tenants he saw in bigger markets in his own town. So after realizing no one else was going to do it, he decided to figure it out himself. There's a lot of inspiration, and a lot of hard reality in this episode. Maybe you think, I live in California or New York or Florida - what can I possibly learn from someone in small-town Kansas? Give it a listen, and then let me know.Find more content on The Messy City on Kevin's Substack page.Music notes: all songs by low standards, ca. 2010. Videos here. If you'd like a CD for low standards, message me and you can have one for only $5.Intro: “Why Be Friends”Outro: “Fairweather Friend” Get full access to The Messy City at kevinklinkenberg.substack.com/subscribe

This week Sam & Natalie are joined by Manchester United's very own...Nicky Butt!Nicky Butt sits down alongside Sam Allardyce and Natalie Pike to discuss all things football from Manchester United's season to what went wrong for Newcastle against Sunderland.They start the pod by talking in great depth about their time together at Newcastle, why the fans are so hard to please, Nicky's thoughts on working with Big Sam and why getting rid of Sam was an awful idea.The trio then discuss Manchester United as an institution, why they NEED more ex-players involved with the club and Ruben Amorim doesn't know the culture of Manchester United.Nicky & Sam then chat about why they hate the class of 92 tag, why they probably wouldn't have made it in today's era and they duo react to Amorim calling out United youngsters.Nicky, Sam & Natalie then talk about almost making Ronaldo cry in training, Amorim's issues with Kobbie Mainoo & they give their opinions on the Shearer vs Haaland debate.Finally we end the pod discussing Newcastle's squad depth, the best derbies in England, Celtic struggling under Wilfried Nancy and Manchester United's 'madness' system.

Guest: Prof John Laffey, Professor of Anaesthesia Intensive Care Medicine at the School of Medicine of the University of Galway and a Consultant in Anaesthesia and Intensive Care Medicine at Galway University Hospitals.

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As we recap episode 12 of Survivor 49, we'd rather talk about anything else. This Week's Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/kristenmartin/keke-palmer-sza-bestie-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll  Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

Catch Up on what the Sister Wives family has been up to this week! Be sure to tune into our weekly watch-alongs of the most recent episodes of Season 20 & our regular Weekly Hot Topics on your favorite podcast app and Youtube.SHOW LINEUP:-Possible Dayton sighting-Kody's poopy butthole-Christine: Family gathers for Christine's NC book signing -Tony and Mykelti love all podcasts except for one -Janelle navigates IG on Sav's bday & RV UPDATE-Meri's BIG plans, hair news-Salty Birches continues to veer TENSE & Amber pops off in comments-Christine's Book Chapters 27-29LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AND SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS!https://www.speakpipe.com/msg/s/384445/1/grbop5liib63rf2tSnark and sarcasm is highly encouraged as we see what our favorite family is up to, as well as a dip into the latest pop culture news and highlights. Subscribe on YouTube, Patreon, and your favorite podcast app!Please like and subscribe on Youtube!Join our private Facebook Group "We Love to Hate Everything"Coming up this week on Patreon:patreon.com/lovetohatetv + patreon.com/trpod*THE ENTIRE BACKLOG OF AMANDA LOVES TO HATE TEEN MOM IS AVAILABLE FOR only $3*WE LOVE TO HATE TV*Tier 1+: 9-1-1 S2 E10 "Merry Exmas"*Tiers 2+: Sister Wives S15 E2 "Felons No More"TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST9-1-1 S2 E10 "Merry Exmas"GIRL DINNERGirl Dinner Episode 70 "He-Man & She-ra Christmas Special" (1985)CHECK OUT AMANDA'S OTHER PODCAST POD AND THE CITY!!! Available on Itunes/Spotify etc, Youtube, and Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Parents are opting out of taking their kids to see Santa, and what's up with Tara Reid? A California man discovered that a bear was living under his kitchen, and it wasn't a rent share situation. I give you the best places to have a white Christmas, and one mother is charging each family member for their Christmas dinner, and I don't think that announcement landed well. A raccoon now knows what a hangover is all about, and Christmas in New York isn't all it's cracked up to be. Christmas bonuses are a thing of the past and you never know where your food has been when you order it delivered to your home. These women on only fans will do most anything for their paying customers, including going to jail. It's so festive in here you can almost feel it, so let's do it. NO, not that!

On today's 12.11.25 show we talke about advent calendars for pets, man who had multiple surgeries to be taller, updates to the D4vd case, Christmas decorations have been getting stolen around the Bay, 'hot teacher' from Santa Cruz shoots his shot at Khloe Kardashian, People magazine has chosen their Person of the Year, we check how many of Graham's predictions were true for 2025 and more!

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Nat & Ange spiral into TV chaos, cold meds, patriarchy rants & Sister Wives mullet trauma

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SARAH SQUIRM: LIVE + IN THE FLESH, debuts on HBO and HBO Max December 12th. We command you to tune in! Sarah Squirm joins us once again to speculate on Zohran's meeting with Trump: is Trump starstruck? In love? Depressed? We also talk about the president's plan to bring back the Rush Hour movies, the secrets of the White House swimming pool, a reverse Jussie Smollett situation in Ocean City, and shitting yourself. A lot of stories about shitting yourself. Follow Sarah on Twitter/X: https://x.com/SarahSquirm And Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sarahsquirm/?hl=en

On this episode of “Fearless,” Jason Whitlock analyzes a series of recent “footbrawls” and discusses, in light of the San Francisco 49ers and Carolina Panthers exchanging blows during "Monday Night Football," whether there are too many fights now on football fields. Whitlock also examines the feminization of sports, as Elle Duncan is the latest female to be promoted to a prominent position as the face of Netflix's sports coverage. Former NFL guard Matt McChesney joins the show to provide his insight into the apparent surge of footbrawls, as well as to offer his impression of Shedeur Sanders' first start as the Cleveland Browns' quarterback and to assess whether Deion Sanders is really the right fit for coaching the University of Colorado. Shaun King joins the show to comment on Lamar Jackson's ongoing slump, Trevor Lawrence's four turnovers in the Jacksonville Jaguars' victory over the Arizona Cardinals, and Jalen Hurts' lackluster performance in the Philadelphia Eagles' loss to the Dallas Cowboys. Another can't-miss show today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices