Where dreams come true... and you cum too!
This episode, the guys once again fail at producing a special. What begins as a loose interview of the infamous Sam quickly turns into a series of disturbing questions and treasured memories.
The guys tackle a subject near and dear to their hearts: The Clitoris. It may be hard to find it, but it's harder to find its meaning.
For weeks, some of the biggest names on Youtube have called out and viscously roasted the once-great Smucklz. Now, after his quick decline into alcoholism, he's back on the show to make amends... and potentially confess to murder.
Hot on the heels of "Anyway, How's Your Sex Life?" the guys take turns asking Seth some horrifying questions about his preferences in the sack, touching on everything from ejaculating nipples to mother-fucking.
The world's foremost porn experts come together to discuss the atrocity of The PornHub Purge and, with a little help from alcohol, discover what exactly makes Mark cum.
Ideas are running thin in the studio. In this episode, the guys discuss the merits of putting chocolate milk in mac-n-cheese and/or the comedy career of one Will Ferrell. In so doing, they stumble upon the perfect movie concept to feature the titular actor alongside the indomitable Samuel L. Jackson.
It's time for the EJ Special—the special so special, we felt we couldn't even name it "special," lest it look less special than it truly is. Listen along as the gang learns how to avoid sexual assault charges from the expert.
You know what's spookier than a proper Halloween Special? The guys letting Mark off the leash for fifteen minutes. Oh, and Seth inexplicably recovering from his near-fatal accident after a mere week.
After Seth's tragic masturbatory car accident, the gang consoles themselves by interviewing yet another coveted guest: Smucklz! Listen along as the guys employ some hard-hitting journalism, and dredge up the YouTuber's checkered past to earn their first rage-quit in the podcast's history. Subscribe to Smucklz on YouTube! Or not. We're legally obligated to say that.
Mark, having struck out on his own, finds himself lonely and in need of deep, meaningful conversation. In a noble attempt to help their forlorn friend, the gang (inadvertently) pairs him with an aspiring stripper for an insightful interview.
Amidst the preeminent depression and loneliness of the quarantine, Seth has managed to find love in a familiar place. And the guys have some hard-hitting questions for him.
In the inaugural episode of Season 3, the guys address a long withstanding issue: Mark's repeated racist and sexist outbursts. Also, are Mormons hijacking Girl Scout cookies to peddle their religious doctrine?
In the aftermath of the unfortunate fourteenth episode, the guys consider their most overtly racist moments.
The guys pit Terry Crews and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson against one another in an epic battle for sexiest man alive. Tensions are raised, hot topic issues are addressed, and regrettable hyperboles are invoked.
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In an effort to garner outrage (and exposure), the guys get controversial with their subject matter. Was Hitler really that bad? Do all women have penis envy? Listen along as Mark gets bullied for his rationality.
The guys kick off Season 2 strong with horror stories from retail, then Mark attempts to retcon his lust for low-fat vanilla ice cream.
Let all of your questions of shit be answered! It's time for the guys to tackle a not-so-savory topic—and take a quick detour into a Menechella execution.
Buckle up—it's time for an incoherent farrago of nonsense. Try to follow along as the guys debate everything from the economics of a Domino's pizza sponsorship to the logistics of ghostly handjobs.