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The Chad & Cheese Podcast
Facebook Jobs Rises While OpenAI Gets Dirty

The Chad & Cheese Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2025 59:41


This week's episode opens with a layoffs avalanche that could bury a small HR department. Nestlé slashes 16,000 jobs—mostly white-collar, as AI now crunches numbers faster than accountants can say “chocolate river.” Meta cuts 600 from its super-intelligence team (the irony writes itself), Paycom drops 500 engineers (guess the bots finally learned to code), Handshake axes over 100 (pivoting to “AI-centric tech” = fancy talk for “we're toast”), and even programmatic darling Appcast trims 32. The hot acquisition pitch? JobGet should buy Handshake and rebrand it Handjob.com—because nothing screams “career move” like a domain that triggers every corporate filter. The bullshit meter detonates. Facebook resurrects its job board after killing it in 2023—rumor has it Zuck's prepping AR glasses where “Starbucks is hiring” beams directly into your latte-fueled daydreams. X quietly buries its LinkedIn-killer tab (Elon's too busy monetizing outrage). Adzuna unveils a “revolutionary” search that's basically ZipRecruiter's Phil minus the creepy spokesperson—half-baked, no employer-side matching, and it begs for your email like a desperate Tinder bio. Metaview's Chicago billboard (“Who says hiring has to be fair?”) gets flayed: four-second glance, logo smaller than a South Park punchline, and DEI messaging dumber than a rock. Fix? “Effective AI. Giant Logo. Metaview.com.” Done. Stop torching $35M on ego art. Funding fireworks: Findem.ai pockets another $51M, hitting $105M total (Intello 2.0, now with agent spice—same data warehouse, new flavor packet). Deel raises $300M, pushing its war chest to $1.3B at a $17.3B valuation—enough to buy a mid-sized nation and still tip the barista. Armstrong grabs $12M for AI dish-washing robots (Taco Bell's drive-thru is about to ghost human order-takers faster than you can say “Doritos Locos”). Jack & Jill scores $20M for conversational job alerts—talk to your laptop, get emailed Indeed links. Groundbreaking… if it's 2001. Economy's a K-shaped tire fire: Hamburger Helper sales spike 14% (flashbacks to salty 70s trauma: “Dad tried to fix it with more salt—burned my mouth and my will to live”). Freight rates up 20%, subprime auto delinquencies worse than COVID, Great Recession, and dot-com bust combined. White Castle flips fully autonomous in Ohio—farewell, drive-thru jobs; hello, robot flipping your sliders while you doom-scroll in sweatpants. Finale: OpenAI green-lights erotic ChatGPT for verified adults starting December (the internet was literally built on the promise of pixelated nipples—Sam Altman's just cashing the OG check). Age-gating? Cute. Show me a 10-ft wall, I'll show you an 11-ft ladder and a forged ID. They also launch ChatGPT Atlas, an AI browser with a sassy sidebar—because Chrome's 2:38 median tab time and 11.4 open tabs (recruiters: double that, easy) needed a drunk-texting career coach. Google infused Gemini; OpenAI counters by making browsing feel like your browser just joined a group chat.Buckle up—2026 will be wilder than a Meta glasses app that undresses your LinkedIn connections in AR. Chapters00:00 Introduction and Recap of Reckfest02:18 Reflections on MTV's Impact and Evolution04:57 The Changing Landscape of Job Platforms07:36 Layoffs and Industry Shifts10:09 The Future of Recruiting Technology13:08 Meta's Job Platform and Advertising Strategies15:42 Critique of Adzuna's New Search Features18:04 Closing Thoughts and Future Predictions26:35 The Power of AI in Recruiting30:44 Funding Frenzy in the Recruitment Tech Space34:59 The Impact of Automation on Fast Food Jobs42:49 Economic Indicators and Their Implications48:06 The Intersection of AI, Browsers, and Adult Content

Aid Thompsin & Other Disappointments
#406 // A "HEY!" And A HANDJOB.

Aid Thompsin & Other Disappointments

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2025 53:59


On this week's mid-week show we ask the important questions: what is the rest of the world doing while we're wanking ourselves limp over flags and asylum seekers? Do we really hate fascists? Or just stupid people? ALSO: In this week's Far Right Watch segment i introduce you to the next generation of Tesco Value Tommys, each one adequately answering the question "Can You Pay Your Rent With Racism?". ALSO: a weird news story for that is right up my street (/petrol station forecourt). It's weird, it's Americana, its self referential. I'm here for it. ENJOY! Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Name Egal
#196 - Handjob Tree Claw

Name Egal

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2025 30:36


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In this Public Audio Porn, sitting next to this super hot brunette woman on a plane. When she starts touching herself, you can't believe your eyes.

Simply Marvellous
Only Fwends | "This will disappoint after the handjobs and the witches"

Simply Marvellous

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2025 34:57


It's a mail bag! With a consumer affairs twist! Kyran and his penis are back home, Georgia appears to have royal connections, and Rhys is just happy to be here. Fwends!CONTACTText - +61 (0)431 345 145Email - fwendspod@gmail.comMail - PO Box 24144, Melbourne, VIC 3001, AustraliaRATE AND REVIEWOf course you've already subscribed or followed the show, now we'd love you to leave a rating and a review. In whatever podcast app you're in right now, just throw down the 5 stars. Will make our day, and help to get the podcast into more people's ears (which will ultimately mean even bigger name guests for you!)INSTAGRAMFwends PodGeorgia MooneyRhys NicholsonKyran NicholsonYOUTUBESoon (how soon we don't know) you will be able to watch clips of the show on YouTube, click through and hit subscribe now to get them the second they appear: Fwends Pod YouTube Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hobbylos
Das ganze Spektrum an Urin 

Hobbylos

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2025 60:44


Reicht nicht manchmal auch ein Handjob? Nach einem kurzen Gamescom Recap (wir haben zusammen gelebt und der Aufzug konnte zum Glück von Erbrochenem verschont werden) gibts diese Woche nen Deep Dive in die Esoterik. Mit der Kraft der Tarot Karten, beantworten wir euch die wirklich wichtigen Lebensfragen (Irrtümer unsererseits sind dabei vollkommen ausgeschlossen). Neben Nacktschnecken, die Polizeieinsätze auslösen, einer Kirche die (literally) umzieht und Poo-tins Kotproblem, konnten wir endlich nochmal über unseren besten Freund Andre Schiebler sprechen, der demnächst in den Ring steigen wird - also zu 99 Prozent. Hier findest du alle Infos & exklusive Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/podcast_hobbylos⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hobbylos ist eine Produktion von Spotify Studios. Kontakt: hobbylos@youmgmt.de Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BroDads Podcast
Ep. 89: Alpaca Lined Handjob

BroDads Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2025 68:59


The Bros (TM) have been out adventuring, and they came back to bring you tales! They talk about: A lot of robobanging Trump Ladies Taco meats And so much more If you want to check one of The Bros (TM) when they are out doing comedy, then go check out their websites at www.philkopcomedy.com and www.harryjriley.com  

Two Flogs
Ep.332 - Handjob Honeymoon

Two Flogs

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2025 85:26


Welcome back flogs to Honeymoon HandjobsSausages come in hot from Smoke and Salt in Coolangatta, can they knock off the king?Munty hunter is not only our Kiwi smoker but a ture artist when he sends us hand-drawn frank and beans.We hear about how violent local women's soccer is and why Buster will never let Ange playKnuckles announces his marriage to Kirbs, full of love and passion but unfortunately it was only short livedWe find out when our alien overlords arrive and how AI is already collecting ammo to use against us.A frisky couple go out with a bang.....what a way to go! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Rundown Wrestling Network
The Rundown: It's Just A Handjob

The Rundown Wrestling Network

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2025 143:29


Adam and Sal are back and they have summoned Jason using a 1979 betamax. They discuss Adam's new prince albert, hailing from Crappy, New Jersey and some killer natties.

Aid Thompsin & Other Disappointments
#390 // Handjob In The Bushes

Aid Thompsin & Other Disappointments

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2025 48:30


It's another week of barrell scraping lows with the Stephen Colbert debacle at CBS, the Late Show getting cancelled, the "protests" outside "MiGrAnT hOtELs!" - and an Alabama State Auditor has fallen for a scam that his neighbouring Repb guy took donations from. Everything is awful. Drink with me. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Mottey's Garage
Episode 471: Mottey's Garage 417 Did I Tell Ya

Mottey's Garage

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2025 64:15


Marked Men / ditch / ghosts 2008angel face / right time / angel face  his lordship / johnny got no beef / bored animals dark thoughts / slept till 2 / summer promo dark thoughts / so alone / summer promo the marked men / like robots / 7 inch original on b soide of >fortune single the slow death / desperately / no light to see mr teenage / kids / automatic love ep perfect buzz / lonesome blues / Supermassive Superstar Misstress 77 / Cant Stop / Cant Stop ep 3 dynamite Platoon / we're gonna get married / the fabulous platoon rowdy / love to lose / rowdy Puppy and the Hand Jobs / high school bride / i dont care about anything ep..street sweeper / dont wait / dont wait ep theee dirtones / assholes / from the junkyard... to your trashcan keddies resort / duffel bags /  American Spiritteenage bottlerocket / post morterm depression / ready to rolljerry bigs world famous band / the happening / JBWFB   boris the sprinkler / ready steady go / 7 's of norb  burgers gone wild / gotta Kick your Ass / do the shplit split with dru the drifter / the shitdels / there goes my baby / louder than shit nashvillenew segment .. greatest songs evermott the hoople / death may be your santa claus / brain capers

Al Forno
Vorne, vorne, hinten, A

Al Forno

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 60:31


Adrian, Seb und Marcel (der extra für Handjobs und Fahrplanauskunft sorgt) starten direkt mit einem sportlichen Nahkacker-Moment, der besser nicht hätte einstimmen können. Zwischen Joggingdrang und Retro-Gaming wird's nostalgisch: Crash Bandicoot, Metal Gear Solid, Zelda – alles wird ausgepackt, zerpflückt und gefeiert. Dazwischen gibt's Schul-Doping-Anekdoten, bissige Seitenhiebe auf die USA, familiäre Essenskrisen und ein Schlenker übers Vatersein. Mit viel Ironie, noch mehr Kumpel-Vibes und genug Fragen, um euch das Hirn zu rösten – perfekt für'n Abend, an dem eh keiner früh schlafen geht.

The Real 3 Idiots Podcast
Show 176 Ted Plays The Genetic Lottery Every Week

The Real 3 Idiots Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2025 99:22


The Idiots decide if you are going to run a drug empire, make it a family affair.  Ted pussies out on his tip and loses the job to Mark.  Sometimes you can get married without even knowing it.  

The Fifth Column - Analysis, Commentary, Sedition
Members Only #264 - Domino's, Hand Jobs, and WWIII

The Fifth Column - Analysis, Commentary, Sedition

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2025 25:20


This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.wethefifth.comNo listener mail this time. We'll double up on the next Members Only. Just an hour-long conversation about Iran…(Moynihan note upon relisten: Qasem Soleimani was the commander of the Quds Force within the IRGC, not the IRGC itself)

DirtybitPodcast
DirtyBitPodcast 340-The Hottest Ass On Highway 50

DirtybitPodcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 17:53


DirtyBitPodcast 340-The Hottest Ass On Highway 50 A naughty tale by OnlyHappyEndings  and read by SeXXXySherry. You can take the girl out of the strip club... OnlyHappyEndings can be found at X(twitter) @Morceau_DAmour https://www.literotica.com/authors/OnlyHappyEndings/works/stories

P & A Podcast Express
P&A Podcast Express - June 12th, 2025

P & A Podcast Express

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2025 71:02


Recorded in front of a live studio audience at the "World Famous" Palm Street Studio on a Monday. Phil is tired of complaints and is going to turn the studio into a meat locker temperature wise. The latest Crumbl cookie line up and more about the beard butter that Junior may be nut(s) about. It's another exciting round of Junior's dumbass trivia show with a shocking new format. It's a grab bag style and it plays out exactly how one would think it would. The podcast needs to do the 9-9-9 challenge very soon to get that in the books! A lively and rambunctious show featuring Hall of Famer Junior, Hall of Famer AWP!, JTK, The Grumpy Griller, Brian "The Blade", Mary, and Silent S. Your host as always, Sir Phillip, and Lord Filkins. Make good choices!

The Treehouse Podcast
The End Of Humanity | June 04, 2025

The Treehouse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 44:58


We start off today's show with the most unusual, Trey being in a good mood because he's on his final two days in the service industry, which leads us to talk about mornings and how they suck.  Next, we learn about sleep divorces, a candy that Raj claims is better than Reece's, how robots are taking over the world, and how hand job robots will be the end of humanity.  But first, Birthdays!The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy that is their lives. If it's stupid, it's in here.The Treehouse WebsiteGet a FREE roof inspection from the best company in DFW:Cook DFW Roofing & Restoration Defender OutdoorsUse code TREEHOUSE to unlock special discounts at Defender Outdoors!CLICK HERE TO DONATE:The RMS Treehouse Listeners FoundationLINKS:Popular ‘sleep divorce' trend explained and how it has shocking impact on sex lifeHumanoid robot malfunctions, sparks viral panic | Fox News

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CMS | Baseball Vendor GONE WILD! + Ant Smuggling BUST! (Free)

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Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 39:06


This week, Neeley and Chris discuss the unbelievable fight at a Pittsburgh Pirates game where a vendor loses it! Then, they cover the truly bizarre story of Belgian teenagers caught smuggling FIVE THOUSAND ants! It's the Classic Metal Show, raw, real, and ready to shock you. "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#PiratesGameFight #AntSmugglingRing #BaseballViolence #WeirdNewsStories #PodcastLife

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CMS | New Motorhead + The Who's LAST Tour?! (Free)

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Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 46:49


This week, Neeley and Chris talk about the new Motorhead album and whether it's worth getting hyped for. They also play the new A-Z single and discuss The Who's final tour announcement. Plus, a wild video of a fan bothering Roger Daltrey! It's the Classic Metal Show, raw and real! "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#MotorheadTapes #TheWhoFinalTour #NewRockMusic #MusicNewsPodcast #HeavyMetal

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CMS | Foreigner FRAUD?! Lynch Mob's Dumbass Name! (Free)

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Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 53:18


This week, Neeley and Chris ask: Is Foreigner even Foreigner without Kelly Hansen? They dissect the Lou Gramm situation and call out George Lynch for the lamest band name ever. Plus, the Whisky gets wrecked! It's the Classic Metal Show, raw and uncensored! "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#ForeignerTour #LynchMobNameChange #LouGrammVocalist #HeavyMetalNews #RockPodcast

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CMS | Chris Akin's Trip & Metal Talk! (Free)

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Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 46:35


This week's Classic Metal Show is off the rails! Chris Akin's wild story about weed gummies and hallucinations will blow your mind. Neeley shares his motorcycle safety class experience, and the guys shoot the shit with Billy Morris. It's the raw, uncensored metal talk you crave! "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!" Hosted by Chris Akin and Neeley.Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#HeavyMetalPodcast #WeedStories #MotorcycleTrainingClass #BillyMorrisChat #Uncensored

Bizarro World
Klaus Schwab, Hand Jobs, and The End of Globalism - Bizarro World 314

Bizarro World

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 29:47


Investing in Bizarro World Episodes: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIAfIjKxr02sAztzlJNy1ug5bDvTVZkME&si=w2d_EF-B5jMo1dYD Subscribe to Investing In Bizarro World: @bizarroworld Programming Note: We're holding a free webinar on April 30th at 4pm ET during which we'll walk through the gold bull progression, what's coming next, and three picks with immediate catalysts. Gerardo is guaranteeing one of the three will double in the next year. There will also be live Q&A. The event is free to attend. It will stream at this link: https://bit.ly/3YU3Y1l And we'll send out emails before it starts. The free version of the 314th episode of Investing in Bizarro World is now published.Here's what was covered:Macro Musings - China says there are no trade negotiations underway — despite U.S. claims. Volatility remains elevated. Bond market pressure continues. Dollar weakens further, with strong inverse correlation to gold. No recession yet, but more chop expected until after earnings season.Market Takes - Gold rebounds looks ready to test $3,500 — possibly even $4,000. Silver flirting with a major breakout above $33.88. A close above $34 on a weekly or monthly chart would confirm. Copper now has $4 floor. Uranium names post big daily gains — signs of a bottom forming?Bizarro Banter - Administration insiders give private market guidance behind closed doors. Gerardo and Nick call out the blatant insider double standard. Klaus Schwab caught in a Davos handjob scandal. His downfall is symbolic of the broader collapse of globalism and institutional trust. Washington Supreme Court and Spokane Politicians ignore the will of the people. Premium Portfolio Picks - For paid listeners only. Subscribe here: https://bit.ly/4iDnq9E0:00 Introduction0:57 Macro Musings: More Tariff Tussles. S&P Volatility. Gold & Dollar.6:40 Market Takes: Time for Juniors. Copper. Uranium.17:56 Bizarro Banter: Bessent's Loose Lips. Klaus Schwab's Loose Hips. People's Will.29:25 Premium Portfolio Picks: A 2-cent Copper Stock. A Big Tariff Winner. A Contrarian Lithium Pick. You need to subscribe to Bizarro World Live to get this section. Upgrade here: https://bit.ly/4iDnq9EPLEASE NOTE: There are now two versions of this podcast. 1. Bizarro World Live — Pay $2 per episode to watch us record the podcast live every Thursday and get Premium Portfolio Picks every week. You can do that here: https://bit.ly/4iDnq9E2. Bizarro World Free — Published the Monday after the live recording with no Premium Portfolio Picks.Visit our website Daily Profit Cycle for more content like this and more! https://dailyprofitcycle.com/

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CMS | Gene's Kiss Confession & Dice Clay Chaos! (Free)

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Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 23:56


Neeley and Chris are back to unpack Gene Simmons' surprising comments about Ace Frehley and Peter Criss missing out on Kiss's success. They rip into the never-ending retirement of these rock legends. Plus, they check out a weird Paul Stanley commercial and laugh at a video of Paul Stanley's awkward run-in with Andrew "Dice" Clay. It's the unfiltered Classic Metal Show with the usual "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"#MetalPodcast #KissNews #GeneSimmonsInterview #PaulStanleyAd #DiceManGene Simmons Ace Frehley Peter Criss, Kiss retirement debate, Paul Stanley marketing, Andrew Dice Clay interaction, rock band drama, Neeley and Chris audio, uncensored metal podcast, weekly music talk, shock jock radio, Hail and Kill SpotifyGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.

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CMS | Hooters Brains & Trucker Bedtime Stories! (Free)

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Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 56:23


Neeley and Chris tackle a mind-bending article about the psychology of Hooters waitresses, and Chris has reached his limit! They then shift gears to the wild world of sex and truck driving, with Neeley dropping a bombshell about a crazy affair he had with a waitress back in his trucking days. It's the unfiltered Classic Metal Show with the usual "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"#MetalPodcast #HootersPsychology #TruckerSex #WaitressAffair #AdultContentHooters waitress mindset, sex while truck driving, Neeley's past affair, wild trucker stories, mature podcast discussion, Neeley and Chris audio, uncensored metal podcast, weekly adult talk, shock jock radio, Hail and Kill SpotifyGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.

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CMS | $1750 Bon Jovi?! Pearcy/DeMartini Truth Bomb! (Free)

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Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025 75:53


Neeley and Chris are back to dissect the insane $1750 price for Bon Jovi tickets! They also weigh in on the Stephen Pearcy / Warren DeMartini reunion rumors – will it actually happen? Plus, they discuss Erik Gronwall fronting Michael Schenker and Rachel Bolan's smackdown of Tracii Guns. And they try to wrap their heads around Debby Boone still touring. It's the unfiltered Classic Metal Show with the usual "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"#MetalPodcast #BonJoviNews #Ratt #MSG #MusicGossipBon Jovi ticket prices, Stephen Pearcy Warren DeMartini reunion, Erik Gronwall Michael Schenker, Rachel Bolan Tracii Guns, Debby Boone tour, Neeley and Chris audio, uncensored metal podcast, weekly music talk, shock jock radio, Hail and Kill SpotifyGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.

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CMS | Landau Live, Crunch Time & Sydney Sweeney Hate! (Free)

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Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 69:50


Neeley and Chris are back with tales from the week! Neeley caught Dave Landau's comedy show, Chris hit the Cleveland Crunch playoff game, and they both bitched about parking prices. Chris also lays into the Sydney Sweeney movie IMMACULATE. Plus, hear about Neeley's car shopping escapades. It's the unfiltered Classic Metal Show with the usual "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"#MetalPodcast #ComedyChat #SoccerTalk #FilmReview #CarNewsDave Landau comedy review, Cleveland Crunch playoff update, Immaculate movie rant, new car shopping, parking cost complaints, Neeley and Chris show, uncensored audio, weekly metal podcast, shock jock discussion, Hail and Kill SpotifyGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.

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CMS | Def Leppard Casinos, REO Drama & New Trower Tracks! (Free)

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Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2025 45:52


Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks it up with Neeley and Chris talking Def Leppard dropping stadium tours for casino shows—sellout or genius? They also get into the REO Speedwagon drama, with the band's retrospective missing Kevin Cronin. Plus, they review new music from Robin Trower and Monolith, the latest project from ex-Dream Theater drummer Mike Mangini. No PC crap, just pure metal madness! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow for more headbanging action!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #DefLeppard #REOSpeedwagon #RobinTrower #MikeMangini

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CMS | Neeley & Chris: Band Tales, Fan Fakes & Backstage Insanity! (Free)

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Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025 44:42


Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW brings the heat with Neeley and Chris talking about how fans always ask about random shows from their band days—and how they fake remembering them! They drop some insane stories about hanging with bands and the wildest backstage moments they've seen. No filter, no mercy—just pure heavy metal chaos for your ears. Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow for more headbanging insanity!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #BandLife #ClassicMetalShow #BackstageStories #HeavyMetal

The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest
Ep. 588: A Conversational Handjob

The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 67:00


The internet is a great place to find a handjob and some casual conversation. Penny shares what brought her to Reddit to explore her sexuality, and the fun times she's had along the way. Plus, what Showtime's Yellowjackets showcases about the feminine urge to consume the one you love. Mentioned: April 17 - The Naked Comedy Show - https://eventbrite.com/e/1224492593309 Philadelphia: Sign up for nayk show updates @ http://eepurl.com/i4WHBA Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.com Reddit: Yellowjackets Vore Comments Reddit: Thanks for sharing u/ballzona! Reddit: r/stupidslutsclub Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyprocidajr BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com E-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Get ad-free episodes at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Join the conversations in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHOCKWAVES SKULLSESSIONS
CMS | Neeley & Chris: Brand Charges, Island Breach & Trans Doxxing! (Free)

SHOCKWAVES SKULLSESSIONS

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2025 62:17


Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks it to 11 with Neeley and Chris diving into the new sexual assault charges against Russell Brand—truth or a takedown? They also unpack a podcaster's ballsy invasion of a protected island and a transgender "woman" who says Libs Of TikTok doxxed "her" but won't quit posting, even if it screws "her" life. No PC crap, just pure, unfiltered metal madness. Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow for more headbanging chaos!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #RussellBrand #ClassicMetalShow #LibsOfTikTok #UncensoredTalk

SHOCKWAVES SKULLSESSIONS
CMS | Neeley & Chris: Robbery, Cars, and Job Hell! (Free)

SHOCKWAVES SKULLSESSIONS

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 55:15


Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks it up with Neeley and Chris tearing through their batshit weeks. Neeley's car hunt gets gritty, and he shares a wild robbery story from an employee. Chris drops truth bombs about the Crunch podcast and why a desk job would be his personal hell. No filters, no mercy—just pure, uncensored metal madness. Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Hit follow and bang your head to the chaos!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #ClassicMetalShow #HeavyMetalTalk #UncensoredRants #ShockJock

SHOCKWAVES SKULLSESSIONS
TSWS | Seth's Trump Hater Beatdown Unleashed! (Free)

SHOCKWAVES SKULLSESSIONS

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 93:33


Crank it up, metal freaks! On this savage episode of THE SETH WILLIAMS SHOW, Seth goes full thrash on chatroom posers raging against Trump. He slams their blind hate and drops truth bombs about the President's tariff game. Then, it's a brutal showdown with Chris over a Biden $5 overdraft fee cap—keep it or trash it? This is uncensored shock jock madness at its finest. Hit play, bang your head, and shout "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!" Follow for more!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#SethWilliamsPodcast #TrumpHateRant #MetalVibes #ShockJock #TariffTalk

SHOCKWAVES SKULLSESSIONS
CMS | Horse Guy on Coast to Coast? CMS Loses Their Shit! (Free)

SHOCKWAVES SKULLSESSIONS

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 50:50


Chris, obsessed with COAST TO COAST AM, brings Neeley along to unpack a dude claiming he's a horse in a human body. THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks the volume with uncensored rants, heavy metal attitude, and jaw-dropping absurdity. It's wild, it's shocking, and it's 100% not for the faint-hearted. Plug in for the chaos—Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow now and dive into the metal mayhem!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #ShockTalk #CoastToCoastAM #UncensoredAudio #ClassicMetalShow

Sex With Emily
How to Use Your Hands: Fingering & Handjobs

Sex With Emily

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 42:23


Two of your most powerful sex accessories? Your hands. Hands set the tone of your sexual energy. For example, caressing their cheek while you make out versus pinning their hands down while you have sex. And while we talk a lot about what to do with our mouths or genitals on this show, today I'm focusing on a lost art: hand play. Specifically, how to finger, give a hand job, and use your hands with sexual intention.  Today, my Producer, Erica, and I first share how to penetrate a vulva with your fingers. We give you tricks to stimulate the labia and clitoris, different forms of pressure and touch, and how to find the G-spot when you finger. Next, we give the penis some love with hand job techniques and upgrades like toy play and perineum stimulation. Finally, we discuss secondary erogenous zones and answer your hand play questions. In this episode, you'll learn: Why hand play—fingering and handjobs—is the underrated pleasure tool you need to master. How to turn up the heat with expert hand techniques for both vulvas and penises. The secret to making manual stimulation feel even better than penetrative sex. Show Notes: Join the SmartSX Membership: Access exclusive sex coaching, live expert sessions, community building, and tools to enhance your pleasure and relationships with Dr. Emily Morse. Try Nutrafol Today! Head to Nutrafol.com and use code "SWE" at checkout for $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping. Yes! No! Maybe? List & Other Sex With Emily Guides: Explore pleasure, deepen connections, and enhance intimacy using these Sex With Emily downloadable guides.  SHOP WITH EMILY! (free shipping on orders over $99) The only sex book you'll ever need: Smart Sex: How to Boost Your Sex IQ and Own Your Pleasure Want more? Visit the Sex With Emily Website  Let's get social: Instagram | X | Facebook | TikTok | Threads | YouTube Let's text: Sign up here Want me to slide into your email inbox? Sign Up Here for sex tips on the regular. See the full show notes at sexwithemily.com

Two Dicks in a Bar
Whitty Banner concerning hand jobs, comics, and huffing. Get ready for deep breaths.

Two Dicks in a Bar

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 111:24


Join the Dick‘s for an episode full of superhero casting, celebrity gossip, and the chaos that is American politics. The Dick's share laughs, insights, and personal banter as stories erupt into wild rides filled with unexpected tangents and plenty of drinks.

Dating Games - The Modern Relationships Podcast
S5 Ep9: People were risking Covid for a handjob in Peckham Rye Park with Sukh Ojla

Dating Games - The Modern Relationships Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 45:55


This round Sukh Ojla drops in to chat weird dates, double standards and what if Voldemort was the virus. Please enjoy this rereleased episode as part of our Best of Dating Games series. Join our Subscription on Apple Podcasts for ad free episodes + bonus content Check out our award winning mental health podcast HERE Find more from Bobby HERE

Your Mileage May Vary
Handjob Nap Incidents, Anal Ultimatums, Bad Dragons, Teenage Masturbation Tactics

Your Mileage May Vary

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025 64:17


Keith and Mike take a measured approach to their latest batch of one-star reviews, which range from the standard accusations of misogyny to the more concerning claim that their voices induce sleep. Rather than engage in self-reflection, they consider the possibility of pivoting to the lucrative world of sleep podcasts. Keith, ever the economist, points out that their detractors failed to take advantage of the show's longstanding policy of paying for negative feedback. This oversight only serves to reinforce his belief that their harshest critics may not be operating at peak intellectual capacity. The discussion then turns to relationships, where a listener writes in with an ultimatum that can only be described as highly specific. Her husband, citing irreconcilable differences, has informed her that unless she consents to anal sex twice a week, their marriage cannot continue. Mike, applying his usual analytical rigor, wonders whether the man would maintain his conviction if the arrangement were reversed. Keith, perhaps naively, suggests a marriage counselor might provide clarity, though both agree that “twice-weekly anal” is unlikely to be a common sticking point in the profession. In a seamless transition from strained marriages to teenage resourcefulness, Keith recounts the elaborate measures he once took to ensure privacy while masturbating as a teenager. What begins as a simple precautionary tale quickly spirals into an engineering case study, complete with fleece blankets, strategic clothing placement, and an emergency contingency plan for sudden parental intrusions. Mike, unimpressed, points out the sheer number of failure points in Keith's system, ultimately concluding that this level of problem-solving may explain both Keith's SAT scores and his current personality. The episode concludes with an unexpected foray into the world of fantasy-themed sex toys. Mike has recently become aware of the *Bad Dragon* product line and, against his better judgment, feels compelled to investigate its possible connection to a popular series of romance novels featuring dragons. Keith, whose tolerance for nonsense has already been tested, takes one look at the website before declaring his immediate and permanent exit from the topic. The discussion, much like the episode itself, is both unhelpful and oddly compelling. Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

The Goin' Deep Show
Goin' Deep Show 2195: Silverback's Swollen Sack & Ultrasound Handjob Chronicles

The Goin' Deep Show

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025 30:01


Kid A.G. corrals a pack of beer-guzzling Neanderthals into the studio for what can only be described as a verbal dumpster fire. Silverback's balls are apparently pregnant with some mystery ailment, leaving him fretting about nurses jelly-ing up his nut sack for an ultrasound—probably hoping one of them slips and gives him a happy ending. Silverback and Sleeze flex their brewmaster boners with homemade beers clocking in at 11-13% and 6.5%—enough to make your liver cry uncle while they debate if "darkies go down smooth." Meanwhile, Gdub phones in from his ISIS witness protection cat lair, muttering about Bonnie Rotten and Aquaman's fish-fucking superpowers, which Sleeze and Big Red promptly shit all over. JMac lurks silently, probably jerking off to mental reruns of banging some chick on a lopsided pool table at the "brothel room" of a bar, a story Kid tries to milk but gets shut down by laser-beam wifey vibes from last week's show. Oh, and Kid accidentally blasts porn audio through his Bluetooth car speakers while his kid's downstairs—because nothing says "father of the year" like “Oh baby, suck it” booming through the minivan. They cap it off with NASCAR wife-beating jokes, Aquaman dick-size debates, and Silverback praying his swollen left nut isn't a tumor.  Listen in. Go Deep

Sex Within Marriage Podcast : Exploring Married Sexuality from a Christian Perspective
SWM 145 – AQ – Handjobs, sex on a full stomach, routines, sex tapes and more

Sex Within Marriage Podcast : Exploring Married Sexuality from a Christian Perspective

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2025 15:22


Oct, Nov, Dec 2024 Questions from our anonymous Have A Question page.  Check out the show notes here for more details and links.In this episode, we are tackling the subjects:Talking about a lack of sexNot drive due to cancer treatmentsWife doesn't want to use lubeOur sex life is routineStrap-on to help with premature ejaculationDo husbands like handjobs?Can a married couple film themselves during sex?Is sex better on a full stomach?How do you start anal sex?Here are the links I mentioned during the podcast:SWM 002 - Getting rid of veto power in the bedroom (podcast)Sexual Frequency - Why I don't worry anymore (post)SWM 125 - Rethinking duty sex (podcast)Coaching (service)My wife wants me to tie her up?! (post)BDSM Survey Results (post)Some rough sex statistics (post)The art of edging (ebook)MarriedDance.com - Hollow strap-on (toy)Where did my sex drive go? (ebook)Do Christians make sex tapes?The way to her heart? Response to romantic cues is dependent on hunger state and dieting history: An fMRI pilot study (study)Ghrelin is related to lower brain reward activation during touch (study)Becoming More Sexually Engaged - for Christian Wives (webinar)Follow us on Facebook, Instagram and TwitterIf you'd like to discuss the questions as they come in, consider joining our private forum.Thank you to all our faithful champions!If you'd like to support our ministry and see it grow, check out our support page for more info.  Even $5/month makes a difference!Lastly, if you like our podcast, click here to give us a rating, and leave us a review.  They help others know this is a good resource to help with their marriage.  You managed to find us, help someone else do the same and receive the same benefits to their relationship.

Shutdown Fullcast
MORE BOWLS: Handjob Hills Have Eyes

Shutdown Fullcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2024 47:44


Other committees that failed to pick BamaWorst Tampa-Australian accent everMack Brown was at the Handjob Hill gameJoin us in the Handjob Hill comments section: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdp_S_jcb3k&t=2024sTHE WOLFMAN VS THE WRANGLERTheme by Christian AshlockListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://0-pklchannel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

The Ryan Kelley Morning After
TMA (12-24-24) Hour 1 - Christmas Eve Chat With Chaser

The Ryan Kelley Morning After

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024 58:42


(00:00-18:27) Favorite St. Louis Steamers. Secret lift installation. BSing with Chaser. Mt. Rushmore of St. Louis storytellers. Brett Hull was sick of being Brett Hull. Live at Shannon's. It's amazing what goes out over the air. Bidding on a fishing trip with Big Irish, Red, Whitey, and Stan. Loose program today. Uncle Rich taking the New Year's Eve shift.(18:28-29:32) The chase is on. Most annoying "guys." Bourbon guy. Pickleball guy. Jeff Abeln in on Friday. Kelly Chase going to join us after the break.(29:33-56:15) Time for a Christmas Eve morning chat with Kelly Chase. Used to rough nights sleep from rooming with Hull. Update on how he's feeling. Still hoping to make it to the Winter Classic. Chaser taking questions from our texters. Hickies and Hand Jobs. Storytime with Chaser.(56:16-58:42) Breaking down the phenomenal conversation with Chaser. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Ryan Kelley Morning After
TMA (12-24-24) Hour 1 - Christmas Eve Chat With Chaser

The Ryan Kelley Morning After

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024 63:12


(00:00-18:27) Favorite St. Louis Steamers. Secret lift installation. BSing with Chaser. Mt. Rushmore of St. Louis storytellers. Brett Hull was sick of being Brett Hull. Live at Shannon's. It's amazing what goes out over the air. Bidding on a fishing trip with Big Irish, Red, Whitey, and Stan. Loose program today. Uncle Rich taking the New Year's Eve shift. (18:28-29:32) The chase is on. Most annoying "guys." Bourbon guy. Pickleball guy. Jeff Abeln in on Friday. Kelly Chase going to join us after the break. (29:33-56:15) Time for a Christmas Eve morning chat with Kelly Chase. Used to rough nights sleep from rooming with Hull. Update on how he's feeling. Still hoping to make it to the Winter Classic. Chaser taking questions from our texters. Hickies and Hand Jobs. Storytime with Chaser. (56:16-58:42) Breaking down the phenomenal conversation with Chaser. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Morning Rumble Catchup Podcast

Today on the show - 0.00 - Bronco Births 5.11 - Eyes For Xmas 7.52 - Close To Catastrophe 16.26 - Christmas Cracker 19.26 - Rumble Intervention 23.57 - Go Hard At Shihad 27.26 - Old Fish 43.55 - Blair Vining GC Award 47.57 - Hand Jobs

Late To The Table
Ep. 397 Lady Bird: A Bull Market Of Hand Jobs

Late To The Table

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 82:59


IT'S SEMI-RECENT-CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED-MOVIES-MONTH-TIME! Does the 2017 Greta Gerwig film hold up in 2024? Should we all call our moms? FIND OUT NOW.

The Treehouse Podcast
For Guys Who Like Handjobs | Tuesday 11.26.24

The Treehouse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 48:50


We start off learning about something they're adding to knock off perfumes, then a bar that's having a nude Thanksgiving, Jaguar's new ad campaign and the direction they should have gone, RIP Chuck Woolery, what Jerry was staring at back in their radio days, and a very interesting songwriter.  But first, Birthdays!LINKS:Health warning over fake perfumes that could contain human urine - Mirror OnlineNudists to get their baubles out as UK village pub hosts naked Christmas dinner - Daily StarBritish carmaker Jaguar reveals glossy rebrand that features no cars, confuses the internetOriginal 'Wheel of Fortune' & 'Love Connection' Host Chuck Woolery Dead at 83The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy that is their lives. If it's stupid, it's in here.The Treehouse WebsiteFairLease | Lease a Car Online | Best Truck Lease Deals $0 downCook DFW Roofing & Restoration | Dallas, Fort Worth TX | Roofing Company Local Garland, TX Plumber | Brooks Plumbing, LTD. | Plumbing Installation & Repairs (brooksplumbingtexas.com

The JP Lopez Show
118. Dolphin Handjobs

The JP Lopez Show

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 135:46


San Juan, Anthony Z. & Aaron M. Are this weeks guest and we discuss our favorite sitcoms and dolphin handjobs.https://thejplopezshow.buzzsprout.com/share

The Multiorgasmic Mama: sexuality | motherhood | relationships | spirituality | intimacy | postpartum

You've been there before—feeling unsure, maybe even a little embarrassed, when it comes to giving pleasure. You worry that you're just going through the motions, following a script you've seen or heard about, but never really feeling confident in your own sensuality.  It's frustrating because deep down, you know there's more to sexual expression than just checking off boxes, yet you're stuck, unsure how to tap into that inner sex goddess. The pressure to perform can be overwhelming, especially when you're not sure if what you're doing is right for your partner.  Maybe you've even caught yourself comparing your abilities to someone else's, wondering if they're better at it, more in tune, more confident.  And it doesn't help that you've heard about techniques that sound effective, but when you try them, something just feels off.  The last thing you want is to feel like you're not enough or that you're missing out on creating a deeper connection with your partner. Imagine this: instead of worrying about whether you're doing it right, you become so in tune with your own pleasure and sensuality that giving becomes an act of pure, authentic expression.  You exude confidence, knowing that every touch is tailored to your partner's unique desires. In this episode, you'll learn how to transform a simple hand job into an act of sensual mastery, customized to the erotic language of your lover. —--------------------------------   Watch How to Become a Sex Goddess Webinar here: https://www.tillystorm.com/sex-goddess-webinar   —--------------------------------   Book Your FREE Confidence Boost Call at the link here: https://bit.ly/confidenceboostcall

Your Mileage May Vary
Squirting From Skene's Glands, Flatulence, Wiping Up After Handjobs, Rejecting Butt Play

Your Mileage May Vary

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2024 60:35


Keith has a serious problem while touring Southern Africa: Access to high-quality porn. We take it for granted in this day and age, but it relies completely on high-speed Internet access. How much porn per day should a man prepare before such a trip, and what should he do if he runs out? We dive deeper into questions of squirting and what esoteric places the fluid might be coming from. If it were a religious debate, you might be able to call it a "squirt of the gaps" argument being made by the pro-squirting contingent. And, it seems Keith is aroused by his own naked image in the mirror. Perhaps this is more widespread than we might have thought? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/173/flatulence https://ymmv.me/173/handjob https://ymmv.me/173/butt Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Bawdy Storytelling
Episode 295: ‘Orgasm Leader Board' (Kevin A. Patterson)

Bawdy Storytelling

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2024 26:40


  Has a bad breakup ever made you think ‘the only way to get over someone is to get under someone else'? Author and Ethical NonMonogamist Kevin A Patterson is feeling a bit lost and confused, so he grabs his Bang bag and orchestrates his own gender non-specific traveling hand orgy. For one entire day, he schedules tag team handjob deliveries, because making people feel good, feels good. So much driving, so many g-spots and vaginas…and as the clock counts down, the competition is getting fierce. Who will rank #1 in orgasms on the dry erase board?   Song: ‘Trophy' (Charli XCX)   About the Storyteller:   Kevin Patterson is an active member of the Philadelphia polyamory community. He's been practicing Ethical NonMonogamy since 2002 after opening up a relationship that eventually became his marriage.    In April of 2015, Kevin started Poly Role Models, an interview series for people describing their experiences with polyamory. Poly Role Models was part of a drive and a desire to change the way our lives and communities are viewed. To continue that discussion of polyamorous representation, Kevin has extended the blog's work into the writing of the book, Love's Not Color Blind: Race and Representation in Polyamorous and Other Alternative Communities. Along with co-writer Alana Phelan, Kevin launched a sci-fi novel series, For Hire, Operator that centers characters of color as well as other marginalized identities.   Want more of Kevin? Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/polyrolemodels/ Website: https://www.kevinapatterson.com/   Group Sex | Ethical NonMonogamy l Polyamory l Race l Open Relationship l Sex Education l Philadelphia l Orgy l Bruises l Powderpuff Girls l Threesome l Tag Team l Handjob l Road Trip l Fists of Fury l Excel Spreadsheet l Wrestling l St. Andrews Cross l Fuck Truck l Craftsman Toolchest l Hockey Puck l Breakup l Hands On l POC l Play Party l   Episode links:   This Friday, June 21st is our Portland, Oregon LIVE Bawdy (2 shows!) AND it'll be LIVESTREAMed   2 individual back-to-back shows:   7:30 PM: Tickets for Bawdy Storytelling (the curated show):https://tinyurl.com/BawdyPDX0621Curated   10:30 PM: Tickets for Tickets for BawdySlam (Tell YOUR story - and Win Prizes!) https://tinyurl.com/BawdySlamPDX (Save $10 when you buy the BOTH SHOWS Option)   At 7:30 PM, it's our infamous curated sex and storytelling show, with polished & curated stories, original music and our custom Bang-O game to help you make new open-minded friends.    And at 10:30 PM, Wanna tell a story at Bawdy? Put your name in the hat to tell your own true 5 minute story of sex, kink, gender or body image. You can win Sexy prizes!   Performers for the 7:30 PM Curated Bawdy include:   • Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour • Sex Geek & Relationship Coach Reid Mihalko • Dance Naked & Plan V's Eleanor O'Brien • Everywhere is Queer's Charlie Sprinkman • Black Man of Trans Experience & VanLifer, Rocky Lane • Music by Mark Growden • Play Bang-O to make New Friends - & Win Prizes • Win Prizes from Le Wand & B-Vibe • Win Prizes from Uberlube & Lovely Planet • Sexy Cocktails & Food available Join us for the Best First Date EVER Bawdy can help you find your People!   In Review: Friday, June 21st, 2024 (7:30 & 10:30 Bawdy shows) At Curious Comedy Theater5225 NE Martin Luther King Jr Blvd, Portland, OR 97211   Important Question: I am considering ending the Bawdy podcast at 300 episodes. It's been over 7 years now… Is this thing on? I wanna hear from you…my email is BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com   If you love Bawdy, I need to hear from you. Now, as this decision will affect both of us. Podcasting is a lot of work, and I'm wondering if I should put my energy to use in some other way.   The Financial costs to produce a podcast are a bit part of my indecision. If you want to ensure this podcast continues, Please make a one-time Donation to keep us going!   Better yet, Join Bawdy's Patreon now to get exclusive Patreon-only rewards (and my eternal gratitude). Podcasting has been decimated by high profile celebrity podcasts, and Independent podcast like Bawdy are suffering…The Golden Age of Podcasting is over, so if you love the Bawdy podcast, remember: this thing is entirely Listener Supported, and we need your financial assistance to continue.   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Other ways to keep Bawdy going: Our Payment links are:   Venmo: @BawdyStorytelling or https://www.venmo.com/bawdystorytelling CashApp: https://cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: https://www.zellepay.com/  Email address is  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com BuyMeACoffee: buymeacoff.ee/bawdy   Ko-fi : Ko-fi.com/thanksbawdy   Storycoaching: I wanna work with you on your Personal Story/Keynote/Solo show/Wedding/You name it! Storytelling is essential to your personal and work life. Right now I'm offering private coaching on Zoom… Want to work on your personal branding? (your dating profile, website, etc). Want my help to develop the story line for your documentary? to help craft personal stories for the stage? I can help you live the life that you've always dreamed about: communicating with clarity, landing your dream job, feeling more confident when you speak socially and on stage, and discovering what makes you tick (storytelling is so good for figuring out what drives you). Whether it's getting onstage for the first time, writing your memoir, creating a podcast, or learning how to use brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let's make it happen. Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume: Dixie has created her own fragrance and it's getting rave reviews!   Here's one now: “Okay hear me out, THIS PERFUME IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. I will probably never buy perfume from another shop. That's how good these are. #bawdygotmelaid is so sexy, so sweet, so delicious. The Amber and ylang ylang is what sold me, and it did not disappoint!” - Carlie You'll love #BawdyGotMeLaid, scented with golden Honey, Amber, Ylang Ylang, and warm Vanilla. There's also our creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid cologne - in a beautiful bottle, or a convenient roll-on applicator - means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Bawdy. It's sexy yet innocent, and even moms and kids love it.   Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Read more reviews here: https://sucreabeille.com/products/bawdygotmelaid   Upcoming Story Workshops: My new workshop ‘Storytelling to Get the Sex* You Want' is coming soon. I'll be announcing the date - and share the ticket link…Stay Tuned!   AND: My Secret System Storytelling Workshops are returning - and this time, you can attend either online, or live and in-person! Registration will be offered to newsletter subscribers first, so sign up now. But I have 2 different workshops. Which one is best for you?   How to Be Fascinating: Dixie's Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling (perfect for parties and social events, getting better at speaking up at work, and dealing with the social anxiety of public speaking) •    How to Be Bawdy: Dixie's Secret System for Uncensored Storytelling (learn how to tell stories the way that Bawdy storytellers do, esp sharing your personal story in an inclusive, detailed yet relatable way. Special topics will include polyamory stories, kink stories, illustrating consent in your story, transporting your audience into a scene, and more)   Make sure you're the first to know when registration opens for these workshops - they sell out! Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Where should I bring Bawdy next? Do you want Bawdy Storytelling in *your* city? I'm ramping up for more cities and live shows. 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I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST
FIRED UP EP 1,062 - SICK F*CKS OF THE WEEK ft. THE HANDJOB BANDIT OF COLORADO & BEYOND/SHOWS TRYING TO START DURING A STRIKE

I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2023 33:12 Transcription Available


This is The Zone of Disruption! This is the I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST! His name is Michael Rapaport aka The Gringo Mandingo aka The Monster of Mucous aka Captain Colitis aka The Disruptive Warrior aka Mr. NY aka The Inflamed Ashkenazi aka The Smiling Sultan of Sniff aka The Flat Footed Phenom is here to discuss: Being in San Diego this weekend, saying Dingo, Sick F*cks of the Week, a documentary recommendation, shows trying to start during a strike & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!   Stand Up Comedy Tickets on sale at: MichaelRapaportComedy.com   Follow on YouTube at: https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelRapaport   If you are interested in NBA, NFL, MLB, NCAA, Soccer, Golf, Tennis & UFC Picks/Parlays/Props Follow @TheCaptainPicks on Instagram & subscribe to packages at www.CaptainPicks.com   www.dbpodcasts.com   Produced by DBPodcasts.com Follow @dbpodcasts, @iamrapaport, @michaelrapaport on TikTok, Twitter & Instagram Music by Jansport J (Follow @JansportJ) www.JansportJMusic.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.