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This week, Neeley and Chris discuss the unbelievable fight at a Pittsburgh Pirates game where a vendor loses it! Then, they cover the truly bizarre story of Belgian teenagers caught smuggling FIVE THOUSAND ants! It's the Classic Metal Show, raw, real, and ready to shock you. "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#PiratesGameFight #AntSmugglingRing #BaseballViolence #WeirdNewsStories #PodcastLife

This week, Neeley and Chris talk about the new Motorhead album and whether it's worth getting hyped for. They also play the new A-Z single and discuss The Who's final tour announcement. Plus, a wild video of a fan bothering Roger Daltrey! It's the Classic Metal Show, raw and real! "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#MotorheadTapes #TheWhoFinalTour #NewRockMusic #MusicNewsPodcast #HeavyMetal

This week, Neeley and Chris ask: Is Foreigner even Foreigner without Kelly Hansen? They dissect the Lou Gramm situation and call out George Lynch for the lamest band name ever. Plus, the Whisky gets wrecked! It's the Classic Metal Show, raw and uncensored! "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#ForeignerTour #LynchMobNameChange #LouGrammVocalist #HeavyMetalNews #RockPodcast

This week's Classic Metal Show is off the rails! Chris Akin's wild story about weed gummies and hallucinations will blow your mind. Neeley shares his motorcycle safety class experience, and the guys shoot the shit with Billy Morris. It's the raw, uncensored metal talk you crave! "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!" Hosted by Chris Akin and Neeley.Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#HeavyMetalPodcast #WeedStories #MotorcycleTrainingClass #BillyMorrisChat #Uncensored

Investing in Bizarro World Episodes: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIAfIjKxr02sAztzlJNy1ug5bDvTVZkME&si=w2d_EF-B5jMo1dYD Subscribe to Investing In Bizarro World: @bizarroworld Programming Note: We're holding a free webinar on April 30th at 4pm ET during which we'll walk through the gold bull progression, what's coming next, and three picks with immediate catalysts. Gerardo is guaranteeing one of the three will double in the next year. There will also be live Q&A. The event is free to attend. It will stream at this link: https://bit.ly/3YU3Y1l And we'll send out emails before it starts. The free version of the 314th episode of Investing in Bizarro World is now published.Here's what was covered:Macro Musings - China says there are no trade negotiations underway — despite U.S. claims. Volatility remains elevated. Bond market pressure continues. Dollar weakens further, with strong inverse correlation to gold. No recession yet, but more chop expected until after earnings season.Market Takes - Gold rebounds looks ready to test $3,500 — possibly even $4,000. Silver flirting with a major breakout above $33.88. A close above $34 on a weekly or monthly chart would confirm. Copper now has $4 floor. Uranium names post big daily gains — signs of a bottom forming?Bizarro Banter - Administration insiders give private market guidance behind closed doors. Gerardo and Nick call out the blatant insider double standard. Klaus Schwab caught in a Davos handjob scandal. His downfall is symbolic of the broader collapse of globalism and institutional trust. Washington Supreme Court and Spokane Politicians ignore the will of the people. Premium Portfolio Picks - For paid listeners only. Subscribe here: https://bit.ly/4iDnq9E0:00 Introduction0:57 Macro Musings: More Tariff Tussles. S&P Volatility. Gold & Dollar.6:40 Market Takes: Time for Juniors. Copper. Uranium.17:56 Bizarro Banter: Bessent's Loose Lips. Klaus Schwab's Loose Hips. People's Will.29:25 Premium Portfolio Picks: A 2-cent Copper Stock. A Big Tariff Winner. A Contrarian Lithium Pick. You need to subscribe to Bizarro World Live to get this section. Upgrade here: https://bit.ly/4iDnq9EPLEASE NOTE: There are now two versions of this podcast. 1. Bizarro World Live — Pay $2 per episode to watch us record the podcast live every Thursday and get Premium Portfolio Picks every week. You can do that here: https://bit.ly/4iDnq9E2. Bizarro World Free — Published the Monday after the live recording with no Premium Portfolio Picks.Visit our website Daily Profit Cycle for more content like this and more! https://dailyprofitcycle.com/

Neeley and Chris are back to unpack Gene Simmons' surprising comments about Ace Frehley and Peter Criss missing out on Kiss's success. They rip into the never-ending retirement of these rock legends. Plus, they check out a weird Paul Stanley commercial and laugh at a video of Paul Stanley's awkward run-in with Andrew "Dice" Clay. It's the unfiltered Classic Metal Show with the usual "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"#MetalPodcast #KissNews #GeneSimmonsInterview #PaulStanleyAd #DiceManGene Simmons Ace Frehley Peter Criss, Kiss retirement debate, Paul Stanley marketing, Andrew Dice Clay interaction, rock band drama, Neeley and Chris audio, uncensored metal podcast, weekly music talk, shock jock radio, Hail and Kill SpotifyGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.

Neeley and Chris tackle a mind-bending article about the psychology of Hooters waitresses, and Chris has reached his limit! They then shift gears to the wild world of sex and truck driving, with Neeley dropping a bombshell about a crazy affair he had with a waitress back in his trucking days. It's the unfiltered Classic Metal Show with the usual "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"#MetalPodcast #HootersPsychology #TruckerSex #WaitressAffair #AdultContentHooters waitress mindset, sex while truck driving, Neeley's past affair, wild trucker stories, mature podcast discussion, Neeley and Chris audio, uncensored metal podcast, weekly adult talk, shock jock radio, Hail and Kill SpotifyGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.

Neeley and Chris are back to dissect the insane $1750 price for Bon Jovi tickets! They also weigh in on the Stephen Pearcy / Warren DeMartini reunion rumors – will it actually happen? Plus, they discuss Erik Gronwall fronting Michael Schenker and Rachel Bolan's smackdown of Tracii Guns. And they try to wrap their heads around Debby Boone still touring. It's the unfiltered Classic Metal Show with the usual "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"#MetalPodcast #BonJoviNews #Ratt #MSG #MusicGossipBon Jovi ticket prices, Stephen Pearcy Warren DeMartini reunion, Erik Gronwall Michael Schenker, Rachel Bolan Tracii Guns, Debby Boone tour, Neeley and Chris audio, uncensored metal podcast, weekly music talk, shock jock radio, Hail and Kill SpotifyGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.

Neeley and Chris are back with tales from the week! Neeley caught Dave Landau's comedy show, Chris hit the Cleveland Crunch playoff game, and they both bitched about parking prices. Chris also lays into the Sydney Sweeney movie IMMACULATE. Plus, hear about Neeley's car shopping escapades. It's the unfiltered Classic Metal Show with the usual "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!"#MetalPodcast #ComedyChat #SoccerTalk #FilmReview #CarNewsDave Landau comedy review, Cleveland Crunch playoff update, Immaculate movie rant, new car shopping, parking cost complaints, Neeley and Chris show, uncensored audio, weekly metal podcast, shock jock discussion, Hail and Kill SpotifyGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.

Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks it up with Neeley and Chris talking Def Leppard dropping stadium tours for casino shows—sellout or genius? They also get into the REO Speedwagon drama, with the band's retrospective missing Kevin Cronin. Plus, they review new music from Robin Trower and Monolith, the latest project from ex-Dream Theater drummer Mike Mangini. No PC crap, just pure metal madness! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow for more headbanging action!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #DefLeppard #REOSpeedwagon #RobinTrower #MikeMangini

Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW brings the heat with Neeley and Chris talking about how fans always ask about random shows from their band days—and how they fake remembering them! They drop some insane stories about hanging with bands and the wildest backstage moments they've seen. No filter, no mercy—just pure heavy metal chaos for your ears. Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow for more headbanging insanity!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #BandLife #ClassicMetalShow #BackstageStories #HeavyMetal

The internet is a great place to find a handjob and some casual conversation. Penny shares what brought her to Reddit to explore her sexuality, and the fun times she's had along the way. Plus, what Showtime's Yellowjackets showcases about the feminine urge to consume the one you love. Mentioned: April 17 - The Naked Comedy Show - https://eventbrite.com/e/1224492593309 Philadelphia: Sign up for nayk show updates @ http://eepurl.com/i4WHBA Use code MANPOD for 10% off your tickets at http://humpfilmfest.com Reddit: Yellowjackets Vore Comments Reddit: Thanks for sharing u/ballzona! Reddit: r/stupidslutsclub Follow Billy! Instagram: @billyprocidajr TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Threads: @billyprocidajr BlueSky: @thebillyprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com E-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Get ad-free episodes at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Join the conversations in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks it to 11 with Neeley and Chris diving into the new sexual assault charges against Russell Brand—truth or a takedown? They also unpack a podcaster's ballsy invasion of a protected island and a transgender "woman" who says Libs Of TikTok doxxed "her" but won't quit posting, even if it screws "her" life. No PC crap, just pure, unfiltered metal madness. Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow for more headbanging chaos!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #RussellBrand #ClassicMetalShow #LibsOfTikTok #UncensoredTalk

Hail and Kill, Spotify shredders! THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks it up with Neeley and Chris tearing through their batshit weeks. Neeley's car hunt gets gritty, and he shares a wild robbery story from an employee. Chris drops truth bombs about the Crunch podcast and why a desk job would be his personal hell. No filters, no mercy—just pure, uncensored metal madness. Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Hit follow and bang your head to the chaos!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #ClassicMetalShow #HeavyMetalTalk #UncensoredRants #ShockJock

Crank it up, metal freaks! On this savage episode of THE SETH WILLIAMS SHOW, Seth goes full thrash on chatroom posers raging against Trump. He slams their blind hate and drops truth bombs about the President's tariff game. Then, it's a brutal showdown with Chris over a Biden $5 overdraft fee cap—keep it or trash it? This is uncensored shock jock madness at its finest. Hit play, bang your head, and shout "Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob!" Follow for more!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#SethWilliamsPodcast #TrumpHateRant #MetalVibes #ShockJock #TariffTalk

Chris, obsessed with COAST TO COAST AM, brings Neeley along to unpack a dude claiming he's a horse in a human body. THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW cranks the volume with uncensored rants, heavy metal attitude, and jaw-dropping absurdity. It's wild, it's shocking, and it's 100% not for the faint-hearted. Plug in for the chaos—Hail and Kill! Fuck You, Pal! Handjob! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. Follow now and dive into the metal mayhem!Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium#MetalPodcast #ShockTalk #CoastToCoastAM #UncensoredAudio #ClassicMetalShow

Two of your most powerful sex accessories? Your hands. Hands set the tone of your sexual energy. For example, caressing their cheek while you make out versus pinning their hands down while you have sex. And while we talk a lot about what to do with our mouths or genitals on this show, today I'm focusing on a lost art: hand play. Specifically, how to finger, give a hand job, and use your hands with sexual intention.  Today, my Producer, Erica, and I first share how to penetrate a vulva with your fingers. We give you tricks to stimulate the labia and clitoris, different forms of pressure and touch, and how to find the G-spot when you finger. Next, we give the penis some love with hand job techniques and upgrades like toy play and perineum stimulation. Finally, we discuss secondary erogenous zones and answer your hand play questions. In this episode, you'll learn: Why hand play—fingering and handjobs—is the underrated pleasure tool you need to master. How to turn up the heat with expert hand techniques for both vulvas and penises. The secret to making manual stimulation feel even better than penetrative sex. Show Notes: Join the SmartSX Membership: Access exclusive sex coaching, live expert sessions, community building, and tools to enhance your pleasure and relationships with Dr. Emily Morse. Try Nutrafol Today! Head to Nutrafol.com and use code "SWE" at checkout for $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping. Yes! No! Maybe? List & Other Sex With Emily Guides: Explore pleasure, deepen connections, and enhance intimacy using these Sex With Emily downloadable guides.  SHOP WITH EMILY! (free shipping on orders over $99) The only sex book you'll ever need: Smart Sex: How to Boost Your Sex IQ and Own Your Pleasure Want more? Visit the Sex With Emily Website  Let's get social: Instagram | X | Facebook | TikTok | Threads | YouTube Let's text: Sign up here Want me to slide into your email inbox? Sign Up Here for sex tips on the regular. See the full show notes at sexwithemily.com

Join the Dick‘s for an episode full of superhero casting, celebrity gossip, and the chaos that is American politics. The Dick's share laughs, insights, and personal banter as stories erupt into wild rides filled with unexpected tangents and plenty of drinks.

This round Sukh Ojla drops in to chat weird dates, double standards and what if Voldemort was the virus. Please enjoy this rereleased episode as part of our Best of Dating Games series. Join our Subscription on Apple Podcasts for ad free episodes + bonus content Check out our award winning mental health podcast HERE Find more from Bobby HERE

Keith and Mike take a measured approach to their latest batch of one-star reviews, which range from the standard accusations of misogyny to the more concerning claim that their voices induce sleep. Rather than engage in self-reflection, they consider the possibility of pivoting to the lucrative world of sleep podcasts. Keith, ever the economist, points out that their detractors failed to take advantage of the show's longstanding policy of paying for negative feedback. This oversight only serves to reinforce his belief that their harshest critics may not be operating at peak intellectual capacity. The discussion then turns to relationships, where a listener writes in with an ultimatum that can only be described as highly specific. Her husband, citing irreconcilable differences, has informed her that unless she consents to anal sex twice a week, their marriage cannot continue. Mike, applying his usual analytical rigor, wonders whether the man would maintain his conviction if the arrangement were reversed. Keith, perhaps naively, suggests a marriage counselor might provide clarity, though both agree that “twice-weekly anal” is unlikely to be a common sticking point in the profession. In a seamless transition from strained marriages to teenage resourcefulness, Keith recounts the elaborate measures he once took to ensure privacy while masturbating as a teenager. What begins as a simple precautionary tale quickly spirals into an engineering case study, complete with fleece blankets, strategic clothing placement, and an emergency contingency plan for sudden parental intrusions. Mike, unimpressed, points out the sheer number of failure points in Keith's system, ultimately concluding that this level of problem-solving may explain both Keith's SAT scores and his current personality. The episode concludes with an unexpected foray into the world of fantasy-themed sex toys. Mike has recently become aware of the *Bad Dragon* product line and, against his better judgment, feels compelled to investigate its possible connection to a popular series of romance novels featuring dragons. Keith, whose tolerance for nonsense has already been tested, takes one look at the website before declaring his immediate and permanent exit from the topic. The discussion, much like the episode itself, is both unhelpful and oddly compelling. Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Kid A.G. corrals a pack of beer-guzzling Neanderthals into the studio for what can only be described as a verbal dumpster fire. Silverback's balls are apparently pregnant with some mystery ailment, leaving him fretting about nurses jelly-ing up his nut sack for an ultrasound—probably hoping one of them slips and gives him a happy ending. Silverback and Sleeze flex their brewmaster boners with homemade beers clocking in at 11-13% and 6.5%—enough to make your liver cry uncle while they debate if "darkies go down smooth." Meanwhile, Gdub phones in from his ISIS witness protection cat lair, muttering about Bonnie Rotten and Aquaman's fish-fucking superpowers, which Sleeze and Big Red promptly shit all over. JMac lurks silently, probably jerking off to mental reruns of banging some chick on a lopsided pool table at the "brothel room" of a bar, a story Kid tries to milk but gets shut down by laser-beam wifey vibes from last week's show. Oh, and Kid accidentally blasts porn audio through his Bluetooth car speakers while his kid's downstairs—because nothing says "father of the year" like “Oh baby, suck it” booming through the minivan. They cap it off with NASCAR wife-beating jokes, Aquaman dick-size debates, and Silverback praying his swollen left nut isn't a tumor.  Listen in. Go Deep

Ego & Vice Podcast presents "Mix Tape Vol#4" Showcasing music from the artists and bands that have graced the Ego & Vice airwaves and make up the amazing Ottawa Music Community. **This Episode is Not Available on Spotify**Featuring the music of (listed in order) 1. Futura Free - Distance and Direction  2. Halfway There - Without You Again 3. Steve & The Stabwounds - Kill Me When You Need Me Dead 4. Parliament of Owls - Danger To Myself 5. Tara Holloway - Off The Wagon 6. The Riptides - End of The World  7. Sugar Bomb! - Way to Late 8. GOAT! - Not Holding My Breath 9. Logan Brown - Nobody Wants a Handjob 10. Matty Grace - I May Be A Bad Influence But At Least I'm Not A Fascist Cuck 11. Alley Beers - Twain Wreck Egoandvicepodcast.com Egoandvice@gmail.com Ottawagigs.ca  

Oct, Nov, Dec 2024 Questions from our anonymous Have A Question page.  Check out the show notes here for more details and links.In this episode, we are tackling the subjects:Talking about a lack of sexNot drive due to cancer treatmentsWife doesn't want to use lubeOur sex life is routineStrap-on to help with premature ejaculationDo husbands like handjobs?Can a married couple film themselves during sex?Is sex better on a full stomach?How do you start anal sex?Here are the links I mentioned during the podcast:SWM 002 - Getting rid of veto power in the bedroom (podcast)Sexual Frequency - Why I don't worry anymore (post)SWM 125 - Rethinking duty sex (podcast)Coaching (service)My wife wants me to tie her up?! (post)BDSM Survey Results (post)Some rough sex statistics (post)The art of edging (ebook)MarriedDance.com - Hollow strap-on (toy)Where did my sex drive go? (ebook)Do Christians make sex tapes?The way to her heart? Response to romantic cues is dependent on hunger state and dieting history: An fMRI pilot study (study)Ghrelin is related to lower brain reward activation during touch (study)Becoming More Sexually Engaged - for Christian Wives (webinar)Follow us on Facebook, Instagram and TwitterIf you'd like to discuss the questions as they come in, consider joining our private forum.Thank you to all our faithful champions!If you'd like to support our ministry and see it grow, check out our support page for more info.  Even $5/month makes a difference!Lastly, if you like our podcast, click here to give us a rating, and leave us a review.  They help others know this is a good resource to help with their marriage.  You managed to find us, help someone else do the same and receive the same benefits to their relationship.

Other committees that failed to pick BamaWorst Tampa-Australian accent everMack Brown was at the Handjob Hill gameJoin us in the Handjob Hill comments section: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdp_S_jcb3k&t=2024sTHE WOLFMAN VS THE WRANGLERTheme by Christian AshlockListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://0-pklchannel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

(00:00-18:27) Favorite St. Louis Steamers. Secret lift installation. BSing with Chaser. Mt. Rushmore of St. Louis storytellers. Brett Hull was sick of being Brett Hull. Live at Shannon's. It's amazing what goes out over the air. Bidding on a fishing trip with Big Irish, Red, Whitey, and Stan. Loose program today. Uncle Rich taking the New Year's Eve shift.(18:28-29:32) The chase is on. Most annoying "guys." Bourbon guy. Pickleball guy. Jeff Abeln in on Friday. Kelly Chase going to join us after the break.(29:33-56:15) Time for a Christmas Eve morning chat with Kelly Chase. Used to rough nights sleep from rooming with Hull. Update on how he's feeling. Still hoping to make it to the Winter Classic. Chaser taking questions from our texters. Hickies and Hand Jobs. Storytime with Chaser.(56:16-58:42) Breaking down the phenomenal conversation with Chaser. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-18:27) Favorite St. Louis Steamers. Secret lift installation. BSing with Chaser. Mt. Rushmore of St. Louis storytellers. Brett Hull was sick of being Brett Hull. Live at Shannon's. It's amazing what goes out over the air. Bidding on a fishing trip with Big Irish, Red, Whitey, and Stan. Loose program today. Uncle Rich taking the New Year's Eve shift. (18:28-29:32) The chase is on. Most annoying "guys." Bourbon guy. Pickleball guy. Jeff Abeln in on Friday. Kelly Chase going to join us after the break. (29:33-56:15) Time for a Christmas Eve morning chat with Kelly Chase. Used to rough nights sleep from rooming with Hull. Update on how he's feeling. Still hoping to make it to the Winter Classic. Chaser taking questions from our texters. Hickies and Hand Jobs. Storytime with Chaser. (56:16-58:42) Breaking down the phenomenal conversation with Chaser. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Virgo's desired damsel gives a surprise ‘window-cam' private performance for him.By Millsy. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. We snogged on her doorstep again, and when she disappeared inside I ran home, straight back up to the loft, and trained the telescope on her bedroom window. Tonight she stood in front of the computer desk with the bedroom light on, facing the window, and unbuttoned her blouse, peeling it off her shoulders in one smooth shrug and allowing it to drop to the floor behind her. She was standing there in jeans and her straining white bra, and I unzipped my trousers and awkwardly pulled out my stiff and aching cock as she reached behind her to unclasp her bra.I saw her big tits full frontal then for the first time, and I watched rapt as her hands cupped them, thumbs stroking the still hard nipples in exactly the way that I had wanted to touch her just moments before as she closed her eyes and licked her lips. Did she know, I wondered, that I was watching her? Was this a show? Had she twigged that the second loft window, the one that I hadn't let her look through in the telescope gave me an unobstructed view of her window? Or was she just doing what she liked to do, touching herself up after she was turned on, whether by the strangers on the internet or by what we had done tonight, and had simply forgotten to close her blinds?Did it matter, I asked myself as my hard cock jerked again at the sight of her unbuttoning her jeans, unzipping them, easing them down past her hips, her panties inadvertently coming down her legs with them. The triangle of her pubic mound stared me in the face, then disappeared as she bent forward, eclipsed for several seconds by her hanging tits as she stepped out of her jeans. I swallowed as she stood again, now totally naked, and she threw her long black hair back over her head and put one foot up on the foot of the bed. I watched her hand slide between her legs and hug her crotch, watched it move up and down as she rubbed herself, watched her pinching her teats with her other hand as she closed her eyes and fantasized about fucking me. Did she know I was here with my cock in my hand, wanking slowly? Did she know that we were right at that moment doing exactly what she did with her internet lovers, that I could see her the through the telescope the way that she could see the webcam cocks that had gotten her off so often in the past?Then she turned and touched the keyboard of her PC, and the monitor sprang to life. She sat down still naked at the desk and typed away. My laptop burbled a warning of an incoming message."What are you doing,” called the screen."Thinking about you,” I replied."That's sweet,” She responded. "Are you busy tomorrow night?""Nothing planned,” I fired back."Come over at eight?""Love to. Can I ask you something?""Of course,” Rebecca replied."Can you send me a photo of you?"She lolled a reply, asking me if I'd forgotten what she looked like already, then I watched her browse through a folder before forwarding me a small 100k jpeg. When I opened it I saw a picture that she'd obviously taken with her mobile by simply holding it out in front of her and guessing. It was skewed and grainy, but the more I saw of her the better looking she seemed to be getting."I like that one,” I thanked her."I chose one of the better ones. I don't seem to be very photogenic, to be honest. Then she warned; “Now, no jerking off over it. I know what you boys are like."In a way I was shocked at the way she just blurted that out, but one thing I was learning about Rebecca was that she had a very mischievous sense of humor and wasn't afraid to use either innuendo or overt and frank sexual language."Well I'm completely flabbergasted at your tone,” I sent back. "As if I would do something like that? Bloody good idea, by the way. See you on the bus.""Good night,” Came back, then we both shut down our screens more or less simultaneously. I watched her for a while longer as she sat naked at her desk, exploring the drawer. After a moment out came a shocking pink colored tube that it took me a few seconds to recognize as a vibrator. She slipped it into her mouth and turned out the light.""No,” I silently screamed, denied the delicious sight of her spearing her pussy with that sex toy, then my cum sprayed all over the floor, catching me completely by surprise.I was late again for the bus, but this time when I boarded there was a youngster sitting next to her. I put my bag on a seat that a friend had kept for me, then I quickly moved back down the bus before the driver pulled away from the bus stop. I leaned over the third former sitting next to Rebecca and kissed her hard on the mouth for a full five seconds before winking and returning to my seat before the driver yelled at me again. I left her red faced, while some of the younger kids whooped and laughed. I did it purely because I didn't want her to think that I was keeping our relationship secret. I didn't care who knew I was seeing her, though I had no way of knowing at the time that this act would see me suspended from school in the lunch break."Morning,” I grinned at my mate Steve."What the fuck was that,” He asked. "You and Rebecca Lewis?""And why the fuck not,” I said, still grinning."What-the-fuckever, dude,” Steve shrugged. "Didn't think she was your type.""What is my type?""Dunno, just thought you went for more skinny girls than her. Girls more like your size. You usually do when we're out.""And where exactly has that gotten me in the last, oh, three years?""Hey, I'm not judging, man. If that's how it is then you go for it and don't listen to what anybody else says,” Steve went defensive.Mark, another friend, leaned across the aisle and said with a wink; "Ignore him, he's just jealous. As he should be. He hasn't snogged a girl since his great aunt Mildred on his twelfth birthday.""Fuck you,” Steve gave him the finger as the rest of us laughed.The incident that triggered the suspension happened in lunch break when another sixth former caught up with me while I was sat in the dining hall by myself minding my own business with a paperback. I knew the guy, he was lower sixth, fresh in, and a bit of an asshole. Bigger than me, as were most people near my age, and uglier. Which is saying something, believe me."Becky Lewis,” He asked."No, my name's Chris,” I deadpanned. "And it's none of your business.”"No need to be a twat. I'm doing you a favor.""Oh?""She's used. Been fucked before. I've had her,” He said, leaning in closer. "Just thought you should know.""So? What makes you think I give a shit,” I stood up, fists clenching at my sides. People were watching now, heads turned by the beginnings of a commotion. "It's still none of your fucking business, so piss off. Who's being the twat now? Just because you say you had her first you have to show off to everybody who she goes out with in the future? What a fucking loser you are. What did she do, dump you because you were crap between the sheets and now you're carrying a grudge? Grow the fuck up, you pathetic jackass,” I didn't realise my voice was getting louder, but I saw the punch coming a mile away when his right shoulder bulged. I stepped inside and head butted him full in the face. Fuck it hurt. But he was on the floor with blood streaming down his face from his nose while a chorus of 'Oh's sounded throughout the hall."Don't bother getting up,” I spat at him as I walked away. "I'll just put you back down again. Count yourself lucky I don't fucking piss on you."Needless to say I was in the head teacher's office before lessons began and my mother was picking me up in the car before two. "Don't worry about it,” she said after I'd explained everything. They won't keep you out for long. They know you are an easy four A-levels for their league table. You'll be back in on Monday,” And that was it. I expected a huge bawling out over ruining my chances of going to university, but all my father did was laugh himself silly at the big purple and yellow bruise growing on my forehead and making me look like one of Star Trek's Klingons.At eight I turned up on Rebecca's doorstep and she was furious."So what the hell happened in school today?""That jerk was dissing you, so I put him on the floor. No big deal,” I shrugged as I stood out in the drizzle. "Are you going to let me in or are we going out?""You got suspended over me? Jesus, you're even dumber than I thought you were,” She shook her head. "Get inside before I change my mind."She closed the door behind me and led me into the lounge. "So what the hell happened between you and Clive?""Clive? That's his name? He just came up to me and started bragging that he'd slept with you. Then when I gave him a bit of verbal back he took a swing at me, missed, and I Glasgow-kissed him on the nose with my head. No big deal.""It is a fucking big deal when you get yourself suspended. Jesus. Why the fuck didn't you just ignore him?""He didn't look like he wanted to be ignored. Honestly, I think he still fancies you and was trying to put me off by talking shit about you.""And?""Well, I'm here aren't I?"She shook her head in disbelief. "He never slept with me,” She explained, slumping down on the sofa. I sat opposite her in an armchair. "We just fucked once, that's all."That was a bit of a hammer to the balls, I must admit. Obviously you can't go through life thinking every girl you meet is going to be a virgin when she falls into your arms, but I had always thought that my first time would at least be with another virgin. "Look,” she carried on. "I hope you don't think that I've been mummy's little angel all my life, because I haven't. A couple of years ago I ended up getting mixed up in the wrong crowd with a friend who dragged me along because I had money for booze. We did a little drinking, got a little crazy, one thing led to another and before I knew it was all over and I was walking home crying all alone. It wasn't how I wanted my first time to be, it wasn't how any girl would want her first time to be, but sometimes shit happens.""There's no need to explain. It's not important.""Yes it is,” she interrupted."Not to me.""Well, it is to me. Look, I don't know how long we're going to last. We might not even make it through the next hour, but I don't want there to be any secrets, so that if some shithead like Clive starts telling tales you'll at least know the truth from the bull, ok?""Fair enough,” I accepted, and leaned forward to listen to her."About two years ago, after I'd moved up from lower band to upper band, I was losing all my friends and had no new ones to replace them. Nobody wanted to know me because all the clever girls assumed I was still thick. It's why I've put on weight - I stopped going out altogether and spent almost all my time studying and playing games on the web,” I almost asked her what sort of games, but didn't think that this was the right time for that. "I got lazy, and comfort ate. I'm working my way out of it, but it's not easy. There was one girl that I used to bother with when I visited my grandmother, and while my gran was looking after me overnight when my parents went away for the weekend I went to a small house party with this girl and some of her friends. There were about a dozen of us - five girls, seven or eight boys, and there was booze. Some of us got tipsy, some of us got drunk. Then my friend said it was time to play dice and would I play. When I asked her how to play, she told me."Each of us took a number - one to six for boys, and one to six for girls. Then there was a list of 'tasks' for the third roll of the dice. The first roll and second roll paired a girl up with a boy, and the third was for what they then did with each other. I said no at first, but when they started playing I ended up watching and after a while the drink sort of took over and I offered to be number five for the girls. The tasks weren't all that big a deal, except for the six. Handjobs, fingerfucks, blowjobs, all that kind of stuff. I gotta admit that I got pretty turned on watching these impromptu couples making out. Anyway, the dice rolled and sooner or later my number came up. Then the dice rolled again and Clive's number came up. And the bastard groaned. I always hated him for that, and that was when I weighed more than a stone less than I do now. On the third roll came the six, and that's when they all started chanting 'fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!'"Like I said, I was pretty blasted, and before I knew it I ended up on the floor with my skirt pulled up over my waist and Clive just did me. It's still all a blur in my mind. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't raped and I don't have nightmares about it. I went into that dice game with eyes wide open and fully aware of what the risks were and what might happen, but that's the first and the last time that I've done anything with a guy until you kissed me on Monday. The first time was painful, was over in thirty seconds, and I'm not making that up, and afterward I just got up and walked out, ashamed of myself. I haven't spoken to any of them since. It was one of the most hateful, disappointing ways to lose your virginity that you could possibly imagine, but what's done is done. You're the first person I've told and I'd appreciate it if you didn't spread it around, okay?" "I wouldn't do that. And I'm sorry. If I'd known the truth I'd have just laughed at the little prick instead of flattening him. He was trying to make himself out as some kind of stud,” Rebecca showed me a curled little finger that signified what she thought of Clive's manhood, and we both burst out laughing, Rebecca somewhat nervously with a moist look in her eyes."Look, I'm not going to lie to you,” I told her. "I don't know how long we're going to last, either but I do find you very attractive. The more I look at you the more I see that I find irresistibly alluring. I admit I'm a virgin. I had a chance to lose it when I was fifteen, but there's no point going there because that's just water under the bridge, a missed opportunity more than anything else, and I'm not looking to lose it any time soon, either. I'm just here to have fun, with you, doing whatever you want to do, and if we get physical further on down the line then so much the better. I'm not going to turn it down. Relax around me. I'm the no pressure cool dude. Ask anyone, okay?"She nodded. "Right then,” I said, changing the subject. "So what are we watching?"It was a Harry Potter film, and by the time it was halfway through I was sat on the sofa while she lay on me with her head on my lap, her feet dangling over the edge of the sofa. I played with her hair, caressed her ear with my fingers, but most of the time I wasn't watching the film - I'd seen the Prisoner of Azkaban before, and just watched her cleavage moving up and down as she breathed. I knew she was dieting, but I hoped she ended up keeping most of the flesh that I was struggling to keep my hands off. They were big and round and I'm sure she knew that I could barely take my eyes off them moving when she breathed. When the credits rolled she turned her head in my lap and gazed up into my eyes.I bent over and kissed her on the lips, feeling her melt into me as her arms folded around my neck. She was impatient, pushing her tongue into my mouth before I'd fully parted my lips. I put my right hand on her belly as she squirmed into a more comfortable position on my lap, and my fingertips were just a few inches up from sliding between her parted legs, where I had watched her own hand work just the night before, then she twisted off my lap and got to her feet. I looked up at her as she stood over me, then she hitched her black dress up to her knees and straddled me, her knees sliding down my flanks, her hot crotch pressing down against my hardening cock, just the thickness of her panties, my jeans and a pair of boxers separating our sex organs. Her head dipped to mine and we sucked on each other's tongues again, and I could feel the twin mounds of her breasts pressing down on me.I was unbelievably uncomfortable, my cock hard as a rock, trapped inside my jeans, crushed beneath her insistently pressing weight. "You have no idea what you are doing to me,” I breathed when we broke apart for air."I can feel it. Don't be shy,” She whispered in my ear as she nipped at it with her teeth. I wasn't sure what she meant, but I took a chance and slipped my hands inside her blouse, running my fingers up and down the bare skin of her back, from the base of her spine to the taut band of her bra strap. She moaned into my ear as my fingers glided softly over her spine, then her breath froze when I located the clasp and began to work at it inexpertly. The moment I managed to release the plastic clasp she began to gyrate her crotch against my bulging erection, and as the bra went slack and my hands skated along her flanks to the underside of her heavy tits she slid her tongue wetly inside my ear.I cupped her breasts in my hands, thumbs caressing the bullet like nipples in precisely the manner that I had watched her do it, and her lips and tongue quickly found mine and we hungrily began kissing while I fondled her tits. "Oh God, that feels so nice,” She breathed when we broke for air, and I felt the uncontrollable urge to take them in my mouth. I eased her blouse up over her tits and used my hands to guide one of them up to my lips. She gasped as I closed my mouth over the hard bud and began to suck, my other hand still thumbing over the nipple of her other breast. "Oh fuck,” She moaned, biting her lip as she leaned back, giving me more room to work. I switched breasts, biting down on the other nipple now and tweaking the soaking wet one that I had just been nibbling on with my thumb and forefinger. Her hands closed around my head, pulling me harder onto her tits, making me swallow more of her teats, my tongue circling around the nipple as I jammed more and more flesh into my mouth. I pulled away for breath and her face covered mine, her tongue doing the work in my mouth as my hands pushed her breasts together, the nipples nearly touching each other as I kneaded them.

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We start off learning about something they're adding to knock off perfumes, then a bar that's having a nude Thanksgiving, Jaguar's new ad campaign and the direction they should have gone, RIP Chuck Woolery, what Jerry was staring at back in their radio days, and a very interesting songwriter.  But first, Birthdays!LINKS:Health warning over fake perfumes that could contain human urine - Mirror OnlineNudists to get their baubles out as UK village pub hosts naked Christmas dinner - Daily StarBritish carmaker Jaguar reveals glossy rebrand that features no cars, confuses the internetOriginal 'Wheel of Fortune' & 'Love Connection' Host Chuck Woolery Dead at 83The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy that is their lives. If it's stupid, it's in here.The Treehouse WebsiteFairLease | Lease a Car Online | Best Truck Lease Deals $0 downCook DFW Roofing & Restoration | Dallas, Fort Worth TX | Roofing Company Local Garland, TX Plumber | Brooks Plumbing, LTD. | Plumbing Installation & Repairs (brooksplumbingtexas.com

San Juan, Anthony Z. & Aaron M. Are this weeks guest and we discuss our favorite sitcoms and dolphin handjobs.https://thejplopezshow.buzzsprout.com/share

You've been there before—feeling unsure, maybe even a little embarrassed, when it comes to giving pleasure. You worry that you're just going through the motions, following a script you've seen or heard about, but never really feeling confident in your own sensuality.  It's frustrating because deep down, you know there's more to sexual expression than just checking off boxes, yet you're stuck, unsure how to tap into that inner sex goddess. The pressure to perform can be overwhelming, especially when you're not sure if what you're doing is right for your partner.  Maybe you've even caught yourself comparing your abilities to someone else's, wondering if they're better at it, more in tune, more confident.  And it doesn't help that you've heard about techniques that sound effective, but when you try them, something just feels off.  The last thing you want is to feel like you're not enough or that you're missing out on creating a deeper connection with your partner. Imagine this: instead of worrying about whether you're doing it right, you become so in tune with your own pleasure and sensuality that giving becomes an act of pure, authentic expression.  You exude confidence, knowing that every touch is tailored to your partner's unique desires. In this episode, you'll learn how to transform a simple hand job into an act of sensual mastery, customized to the erotic language of your lover. —--------------------------------   Watch How to Become a Sex Goddess Webinar here: https://www.tillystorm.com/sex-goddess-webinar   —--------------------------------   Book Your FREE Confidence Boost Call at the link here: https://bit.ly/confidenceboostcall

Mark and Ted have a Freaky Friday moment.  The Idiots figure out the best way to harass your boss, spolier, it's easier than you think!

I'm very excited about today's episode today! We get to address a lot of juicy topics, such as the following: a reluctant wife feeling pressure to give her husband a hand job a couple that wants to try pegging, but is unsure about it a frustrated wife that feels like all the effort she's making to improve her marriage is one sided and feels a lot of pain because of that a husband shares that the pain of being in a low intimacy marriage, where either fight about sex or have none at all, and he's tired of it a couple asks about using penis rings a frustrated wife, whose husband is only interested in sex if he's the one initiating (which is unfortunately really infrequent) a discouraged wife that must resort to using a vibrator in order to orgasm when penetrative manual oral stimulation is preferred These are real questions on the hearts of many of you listeners, and I am humbled that you would trust me with your most perplexing questions relating to sexual intimacy in your marriage. I'm on a mission to help you have the very best sexual and intimate marriage possible. And I hope that the discussion today spurs deeper conversations within you and your marriage. If you have a question you'd like to submit anonymously for me to address in a future podcast episode, fill out the form here, and that comes straight to me.   Resources mentioned in today's episode: Episode 194: “Is this ok for us to do?” Seeking God's Direction In Your Sex Life Episode 87: Healing From Pornography with Zach & Darcy Spafford Get Your Marriage On Program Intimately Us App FREE TRAINING: How to Become One: Overcoming obstacles to intimacy and significantly improving sex and connection in your marriage, in 90 days or less Couples Retreat in St. George, UT, October 10-13 Retreat testimonial videos You can find links to all these and more at our website: getyourmarriageon.com 

In today's episode, Elle and Vee bring back two guests to play WHOREible Life (@wlthegame), the game of have you ever all things sex and kink!The first guest is Kate Maxx from (from Episode 73: Owning and Loving What You Do with Kate Maxx featuring Humiliatrix Work, Stripping, and OnlyFans Content Creation Our second guest is Bridget Scholes (@bridgetscholessexology) from Episode 75: Sexologist Bridget Scholes on Connected Pleasure, Mismatched Libidos, Spontaneous vs Responsive Desire, and Piss PlayBridget is a sexologist in Australia. She also owns her on dildo sex company, Madame Dahlia (@madame.dahlia) and host of Sexploration with Bridget Scholes Podcast.With both guests, we play the game WHOREible Life by choosing two cards and asking which Would you rather….This conversation perfectly displays how WHOREible Life the game facilitates a little bit of the naughty chat with a little bit of the DEEP!WL cards: Would you rather orgasm from spanking or other impact play or make someone squirt (1:11)WL cards: Would you rather roleplay as puppy or cat OR be bound and restricted as a rope bunny (5:11)Underwater shibari with Markus Leather (5:55) WL cards: Wear a spreader bar OR have someone ride your face (11:06)Ways to insert yourself into an orgy (14:32)All girl orgy, how female play changes when men are not watching, the skirt club a space for bi-curious and bisexual women (16:38)WL cards: Practice tantric sex OR receive foot worship, foot licking or toe sucking (21:50)Tantric sex and how to do energetic breathing alone or with your partner to increase sexual energy (23:05)WL cards: be fucked by someone else with a strap on OR slap someone in the face with an open hand (27:41)Using glass dildos from temperature to the pressure and hardness to massaging to penetration (32:20)WL cards: Have sex on a beach or post a personal porn video for public viewing (35:21)Giving handjobs (37:10)Sex on a beach (39:56)Chili, pepper spray and jalapeños sex mishaps (42:12)Where to find us, and how you can support us:Instagram: @girlsgonedeeppod Merch: girlsgonedeep.com/shopContact: girlsgonedeep@gmail.comWHOREible Life: Get 10% off your deck with code GONEDEEP at whoreiblelife.com Instagram: @wlthegameWoo More Play Affiliate Link: Support us while you shop!

Keith has a serious problem while touring Southern Africa: Access to high-quality porn. We take it for granted in this day and age, but it relies completely on high-speed Internet access. How much porn per day should a man prepare before such a trip, and what should he do if he runs out? We dive deeper into questions of squirting and what esoteric places the fluid might be coming from. If it were a religious debate, you might be able to call it a "squirt of the gaps" argument being made by the pro-squirting contingent. And, it seems Keith is aroused by his own naked image in the mirror. Perhaps this is more widespread than we might have thought? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/173/flatulence https://ymmv.me/173/handjob https://ymmv.me/173/butt Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

  Has a bad breakup ever made you think ‘the only way to get over someone is to get under someone else'? Author and Ethical NonMonogamist Kevin A Patterson is feeling a bit lost and confused, so he grabs his Bang bag and orchestrates his own gender non-specific traveling hand orgy. For one entire day, he schedules tag team handjob deliveries, because making people feel good, feels good. So much driving, so many g-spots and vaginas…and as the clock counts down, the competition is getting fierce. Who will rank #1 in orgasms on the dry erase board?   Song: ‘Trophy' (Charli XCX)   About the Storyteller:   Kevin Patterson is an active member of the Philadelphia polyamory community. He's been practicing Ethical NonMonogamy since 2002 after opening up a relationship that eventually became his marriage.    In April of 2015, Kevin started Poly Role Models, an interview series for people describing their experiences with polyamory. Poly Role Models was part of a drive and a desire to change the way our lives and communities are viewed. To continue that discussion of polyamorous representation, Kevin has extended the blog's work into the writing of the book, Love's Not Color Blind: Race and Representation in Polyamorous and Other Alternative Communities. Along with co-writer Alana Phelan, Kevin launched a sci-fi novel series, For Hire, Operator that centers characters of color as well as other marginalized identities.   Want more of Kevin? Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/polyrolemodels/ Website: https://www.kevinapatterson.com/   Group Sex | Ethical NonMonogamy l Polyamory l Race l Open Relationship l Sex Education l Philadelphia l Orgy l Bruises l Powderpuff Girls l Threesome l Tag Team l Handjob l Road Trip l Fists of Fury l Excel Spreadsheet l Wrestling l St. Andrews Cross l Fuck Truck l Craftsman Toolchest l Hockey Puck l Breakup l Hands On l POC l Play Party l   Episode links:   This Friday, June 21st is our Portland, Oregon LIVE Bawdy (2 shows!) AND it'll be LIVESTREAMed   2 individual back-to-back shows:   7:30 PM: Tickets for Bawdy Storytelling (the curated show):https://tinyurl.com/BawdyPDX0621Curated   10:30 PM: Tickets for Tickets for BawdySlam (Tell YOUR story - and Win Prizes!) https://tinyurl.com/BawdySlamPDX (Save $10 when you buy the BOTH SHOWS Option)   At 7:30 PM, it's our infamous curated sex and storytelling show, with polished & curated stories, original music and our custom Bang-O game to help you make new open-minded friends.    And at 10:30 PM, Wanna tell a story at Bawdy? Put your name in the hat to tell your own true 5 minute story of sex, kink, gender or body image. You can win Sexy prizes!   Performers for the 7:30 PM Curated Bawdy include:   • Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour • Sex Geek & Relationship Coach Reid Mihalko • Dance Naked & Plan V's Eleanor O'Brien • Everywhere is Queer's Charlie Sprinkman • Black Man of Trans Experience & VanLifer, Rocky Lane • Music by Mark Growden • Play Bang-O to make New Friends - & Win Prizes • Win Prizes from Le Wand & B-Vibe • Win Prizes from Uberlube & Lovely Planet • Sexy Cocktails & Food available Join us for the Best First Date EVER Bawdy can help you find your People!   In Review: Friday, June 21st, 2024 (7:30 & 10:30 Bawdy shows) At Curious Comedy Theater5225 NE Martin Luther King Jr Blvd, Portland, OR 97211   Important Question: I am considering ending the Bawdy podcast at 300 episodes. It's been over 7 years now… Is this thing on? I wanna hear from you…my email is BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com   If you love Bawdy, I need to hear from you. Now, as this decision will affect both of us. 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Podcasting has been decimated by high profile celebrity podcasts, and Independent podcast like Bawdy are suffering…The Golden Age of Podcasting is over, so if you love the Bawdy podcast, remember: this thing is entirely Listener Supported, and we need your financial assistance to continue.   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Other ways to keep Bawdy going: Our Payment links are:   Venmo: @BawdyStorytelling or https://www.venmo.com/bawdystorytelling CashApp: https://cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: https://www.zellepay.com/  Email address is  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com BuyMeACoffee: buymeacoff.ee/bawdy   Ko-fi : Ko-fi.com/thanksbawdy   Storycoaching: I wanna work with you on your Personal Story/Keynote/Solo show/Wedding/You name it! Storytelling is essential to your personal and work life. Right now I'm offering private coaching on Zoom… Want to work on your personal branding? (your dating profile, website, etc). Want my help to develop the story line for your documentary? to help craft personal stories for the stage? I can help you live the life that you've always dreamed about: communicating with clarity, landing your dream job, feeling more confident when you speak socially and on stage, and discovering what makes you tick (storytelling is so good for figuring out what drives you). Whether it's getting onstage for the first time, writing your memoir, creating a podcast, or learning how to use brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let's make it happen. Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume: Dixie has created her own fragrance and it's getting rave reviews!   Here's one now: “Okay hear me out, THIS PERFUME IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. I will probably never buy perfume from another shop. That's how good these are. #bawdygotmelaid is so sexy, so sweet, so delicious. 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But I have 2 different workshops. Which one is best for you?   How to Be Fascinating: Dixie's Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling (perfect for parties and social events, getting better at speaking up at work, and dealing with the social anxiety of public speaking) •    How to Be Bawdy: Dixie's Secret System for Uncensored Storytelling (learn how to tell stories the way that Bawdy storytellers do, esp sharing your personal story in an inclusive, detailed yet relatable way. Special topics will include polyamory stories, kink stories, illustrating consent in your story, transporting your audience into a scene, and more)   Make sure you're the first to know when registration opens for these workshops - they sell out! Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Where should I bring Bawdy next? Do you want Bawdy Storytelling in *your* city? I'm ramping up for more cities and live shows. 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All political philosophy is propaganda, an attempt to describe both the way things are and proscribe the way things should be. Let me give you an example written over a quarter of a millennia ago in this Episode 244: Adam Smith's Invisible Handjob.  Find the Show Notes at: https://attackadspodcast.blogspot.com/2024/06/pisode-244-adam-smiths-invisible-handjob.html

This week Danny and Billy are back together for some Pride Month love, Danny spills on a special project they have working on and our most prolific confessor ‘opens their heart' once more...Want to be a Gossip Goddess or a Question Queen?Get involved…Send us your crazy and dirty confessions! They could be your own saucy tales or the goss you have on your friends! Send them in here: https://forms.gle/5uwNGBb9QAkgXKKz5 or you can even get in touch via Whatsapp! Texts/ voice notes, go wild! If you wish to remain anon, just say. We will never out you and can even disguise your voice. Whatsapp the show: https://wa.me/message/NJKXUPHEB7AAI1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosis! Es! Ist! Wieder! So! Weit!Das große Q&A steht an, Ari und Kevin freuen sich wie Bolle und ihr habt die beiden mal wieder mit wichtigen und weirden Fragen versorgt: Wie funktioniert ein guter Handjob? Wie wichtig ist Hygiene beim Sex? Und die Fragen aller Fragen: Wie alt ist eigentlich Wolfgang?!Die Antworten auf diese und noch viele andere Fragen gibt es heute!

Today was just Erick and Zack which means don't ask don't tell. Erick had some plans coming up soon when it comes to Orlando and his hometown. Erick talks about 3D and some gave some more details about his job. There is a little Fallout when it comes to the TV show and video games. Anyways a lot of good stuff and we hope you enjoy it.   Music: Now you a Single Mom   Links: Erick Feiling IG Zack Stack IG Comedian Erick Feiling

Unlock the secrets behind creating memorable brand names as we sit down with the  Alexandra, a top expert in the world of branding and naming. From the hearty appeal of Wendy's Baconator to the audacious Handjob nail salon, Alexandra shares her journey, revealing the intricate thought process that ensures these names linger in your mind. We explore her ingenious methods, like the "Love Your Name Award," which not only highlighted standout brands at Expo West but also carved her niche as a memorable and consultative presence in the industry. Step into the realm of brand identities where Alexandra shares her innovative strategies, utilizing tools from rhyming dictionaries to catchy domain names. Discover how she crafts impactful taglines and how she empowers you to navigate the creative process with the charm of AI-generated ideas. We take a peek at the "Smile and Scratch Test," a litmus test for a name's catchiness and appeal, and delve into how this clever evaluation method can be a game-changer for your brand's memorability.As we traverse the unique challenges of the B2B sector, we highlight Alexandra's savvy in conjuring up names that not only resonate but also encapsulate a company's core essence. She imparts wisdom on the intricacies of brainstorming dynamics, the importance of individual preparation, and the avoidance of the traps of subjectivity and external validation. Wrapping up, Alexandra emphasizes the critical nature of trademark navigation and collaboration with legal experts to secure a brand's success from the get-go, ensuring it's not just heard, but remembered.

This week we're rediscovering the power of the humble handjob with relationship and intimacy coach, Keeley Rankin, MA. We cover: WHY handjobs are worth including in your sexual toolkit Common mistakes we make when giving handjobs Ways to tease and seduce your partner Navigating the different parts of the penis Different movements to try How to play with the balls Cleaning up after someone cums The mental roadblocks that can get in the way of us feeling sexy and having fun Connect with Keeley: On Instagram  On her website Watch This Episode On YouTube Keep up with Honeydew Me: On Instagram On TikTok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Topics include: The monthly masturbation challenge How do I make anal sex enjoyable for her? Periods and vacations and sex Aging and orgasm struggles How do I know if I'm in right? Does fantasizing about my husband make it a shared experience? Condoms for handjobs Resources for newlywed virgins

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On this week's episode of Questions From The Audience, Tim answers questions from the TMA Fan Page and his email at tmckernan@insidestl.com.Topics include:-Discussing living in St. Louis vs. a warm weather city-Happiness and money-A big picture question about the entrepreneurial spiritPlease support our sponsors:Mark Hannah – Evergreen Wealth StrategiesJames Carlton Agency (State Farm)Design Aire Heating & CoolingMungenastLongo BiggsFollow us on Social Media: @TMASTL on Twitter, @tma_stl on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week's episode of Questions From The Audience, Tim answers questions from the TMA Fan Page and his email at tmckernan@insidestl.com. Topics include: -Discussing living in St. Louis vs. a warm weather city -Happiness and money -A big picture question about the entrepreneurial spirit Please support our sponsors: Mark Hannah – Evergreen Wealth Strategies James Carlton Agency (State Farm) Design Aire Heating & Cooling Mungenast Longo Biggs Follow us on Social Media: @TMASTL on Twitter, @tma_stl on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is The Zone of Disruption! This is the I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST! His name is Michael Rapaport aka The Gringo Mandingo aka The Monster of Mucous aka Captain Colitis aka The Disruptive Warrior aka Mr. NY aka The Inflamed Ashkenazi aka The Smiling Sultan of Sniff aka The Flat Footed Phenom is here to discuss: Being in San Diego this weekend, saying Dingo, Sick F*cks of the Week, a documentary recommendation, shows trying to start during a strike & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!   Stand Up Comedy Tickets on sale at: MichaelRapaportComedy.com   Follow on YouTube at: https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelRapaport   If you are interested in NBA, NFL, MLB, NCAA, Soccer, Golf, Tennis & UFC Picks/Parlays/Props Follow @TheCaptainPicks on Instagram & subscribe to packages at www.CaptainPicks.com   www.dbpodcasts.com   Produced by DBPodcasts.com Follow @dbpodcasts, @iamrapaport, @michaelrapaport on TikTok, Twitter & Instagram Music by Jansport J (Follow @JansportJ) www.JansportJMusic.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Brandi is somewhere doing something so Wells is joined by his lovely Bride, Mrs. Sarah Hyland. Adams not included, because who wants to go fill out paperwork at the DMV? Wells and Sarah differentiate between mountain chic and cowboy chic as they prepare for Dean and Caelynn's wedding. There's lots of news items they want to cover, as unfortunately, people still don't believe women when they speak up about assault. Wells worries there is no one left from the Forgetting Sarah Marshall cast that isn't cancelled, but they piece together a few gems. They then go through a list of the 50 best teen movies of all time and share some fave things. Sarah decides that unfortunately she is way more of a Blair than a Serena, and Wells thinks a lot of Zach Bryan songs sound like other people's. Not sure if this is Wells vibrating at his highest frequency, but he certainly is vibing to his soundboard. Enjoy!  Don't forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  ShipStation — Go to ShipStation.com and use code yourfavoritething today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial  Factor — Head to FACTORMEALS.com/yft50 and use code yft50 to get 50% off  BetterHelp — This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/favoritething and get on your way to being your best self  Nutrafol  — For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFT 

We cover a spurt of stories about politicians being horny, starting with of course Lauren Boebert's broadway handy. Then, have you seen this plane?: the air force loses an F-35 somewhere in South Carolina. Finally, we have a reading series on Mitt Romney's self-mythologizing retirement announcement that eventually morphs into a rumination on the fate of empires.