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Halloween Edition. Sippin' on some Falling Apples, explaining our totally justified MIA (cause, October). They talk about lil local adventures in the spirit of drinking spirits whilst staying at hotels that might contain spirits. "E" from Omaha wants to hook up with her boss real bad, but doesn't want to ship that relation. Angel shares her scary experience at a real haunted museum, and Heidi talks about a wickedly scary night at the morgue. Muahahaha.

Getting blitzed on Power Punch, already talking Halloween well in advance and reminiscing costumes gone past. Giving Hailey drunk advice about being in love with another man other than her husband, and they can't agree on the advice they give. Angel tells her own story about unrequited love Heidi forced her to tell.

Chillin' with Blue Hawaiian cocktails and giving a cute "odd couple" advice on how to compromise. We celebrate the return of movie theaters, an homage to Dear Abby, and you can buy your very own revenge crabs to get back at an ex. Or whoever's underwear you have access to...and are burning for vengeance.

Our first vodka grasshopper is tasting like it'll be our last.

Mojitos got us pretty lit and sharing drunk stories. What's Sex Ed like now? Cuz we remember ours and ewww. One listener wants to know if it's worth it to put herself out there for the man folk. Heidi has another tale from the anonymous local whose husband is reallllly wanting to push this open marriage thing along.

We're drinking Havana Beach in this epi, and we've got a special guest stopping by to tell tales about burning man baths and mistaken hickeys. Becca from NorCal is going outside her comfort zone to keep a dude's interest. Angel took a dark drive to Goodsprings to check out a bar in the middle of the night and gets spooked...by Spotify.

Drink of the hour is a Cucumber Gin Splash. Make women great again... There's a convention for that?! Of course there is, silly rabbit. Our girl Kristin is torn between the nice guy and the player. Angel reads a story a listener sent in titled Itchy Bitchy, Heidi shares her own tale of down-there scare, plus we kinda think we need more lewd acts in Vegas.

Drinkin' chocolate orange blossom martinis. Craigslist Missed Connections you just can't make up. Magazine from 1958 offers gems on how to get a husband (like reading the obits for widows!). Guy's in-laws are too close for southwestern comfort, and we got 2 stories, one all about lies and the other a little *too* honest.

Sippin' on some chocolate raspberry martinis. Giving you good laughs with best of craigslist missed connections. Heidi blasts an article on sexual advice from the '50s that'll make you go Hmmm. Angel shares his story about a guy who requests her friend to make a mold of his member... on Amazon with 2-day shipping!

Feeling just peachy with the Peachy Keen cocktail. A listener wants to know if you can have 2 soulmates or is it just 1 soul per person? Another couple shook hands on a hall pass and now one of them gets jelly 'bout it. Heidi's got a pretty funny story about a first date where all she really wants is her food...

Back in the isolated trenches with Grenadas in hand. Wanna dine with mannequins? Now you can! Heidi relays a woman's eye-popping story about lines that shouldn't be crossed, we got a question about being a sexy doctor's side piece (that we answer with a side-eye), and Angel reads a funny date story from a listener who titled it "Blind Cow." And here's the link to the sexy workout Heidi mentions: https://www.instagram.com/jenijanoisliquid/?igshid=g90w5kt7h9ej

Kicking off with a Tequila Sunrise, Happy Cinco de Mayo! A 20-something in Austin is frustrated she and her bf just can't get along at parties, Angel blasts a story about a friend's ex who likes her more after she moves away, Heidi shares a tale about a guy being super Dutchy, and how many chances does a hot guy get when he has the personality of a milk dud? Meh. Four?

Starts off with a Boozy Q Smoothie. Heidi reports on Craigslist Missed Connections ads, we answer Holly's quandry about her new fiance's demand to quit her job, and Angel shares a classic Vegas date story where a man knows what he wants...a ready-made house slave! Apply today!

Starts with a drink for the virgins. First question, we unpack a young woman's angst when her bf makes a confession she's having a hard time dealing with. Then we knead the dough of long distance banging for the second round. And we end with Heidi's bad date tale and Angel blasts her disappointing Phantom date.