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ON THIS WEEKS EPISODE THE CREW DISCUSSES THEIR EVENTS OVER THE WEEKEND. INCLUDING ANOTHER STRIP CLUB ADVENTURE. MOOSE AND GEE GIVES DETAILS ON THEIR NEW ORLEANS TRIP. TOP KAT EXPLAINS HIS WEEKND WITH A COMPANION. THE CREW THEN BREAKSDOWN THE NEW JCOLE ALBUMS AND GIVES INDIVIDUAL OPINIONS. THE GANG GIVES THEIR ON OPINION ON OTHER MUSIC RELEASED AS WELL INCLUDING NICKI MINAJ AND BABY FACE RAY. THE POD CONCLUDES WITH A REVIEW ON JCOLE'S PERFORMANCE IN HIS FIRST OFFICAL PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL GAME. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

IT'S KIRBY'S BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK SO HE RECAPS HIS BIRTHDAY ACTIVITIES AND DETAILS HIS FIRST STRIP CLUB EXPERIENCE. MEESE HAS A STORY ABOUT FLAKING ON SOME PLANS OVER THE WEEKEND AND TOPKAT TALKS ABOUT HIS NEW ORLEANS TRIP. J COLE'S NEW SINGLE AND DOCUMENTARY ARE DISSECTED AND SAWEETIE'S VIRAL PERFORMANCE IS QUESTIONED. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THE NOIR VICE CREW RETURNS WITH KIRB RECAPPING HIS WEDDING EXPERIENCE LAST WEEKEND AND HIS THOUGHTS ON BRINGING A PARTNER TO A WEDDING, GEE EXPLAINING WHY HE WASN'T ABLE TO ATTEND, AND MEESE BREAKING DOWN " THE ART OF FLAKING". MEESE IS ALSO EXPOSED FOR ALWAYS INVITING THE POD TO WEIRD AND HORRIBLE PARTIES. KIRB AND TOPKAT GET INTO JOE BIDEN'S POTENTIAL BAN OF CIGARETTES AND FLAVORED BLUNT WRAPS. 

TOPKAT BLESSES THE NEW RECORDING STUDIO WITH A SHORT SONG BEFORE THE CREW GETS INTO THEIR WEEKLY RECAP. THEN THEY JUMP RIGHT INTO THEIR THOUGHTS ON THE NEW YOUNG THUG, MONEYBAGG YO, AND LIL YACHTY ALBUMS. GEE DOES A LYRIC BREAKDOWN AND THEY ALSO DISCUSS LIL BABY TAKING DRAKE'S SPOT AS THE BEST RAPPER OUT, THE WORST BEATING THEY'VE EVER GOTTEN, AND WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THE NEW MORTAL KOMBAT MOVIE (SPOILER ALERT: IT SUCKED). FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

FOR THIS SPECIAL 4/20 EPISODE THE CREW HAD ON RAPPERS, KENNY MILL$ AND WO. THEY REVEAL A NEW PROJECT AND MORE!

NEGATIVE VIBES TO START THIS EPISODE WITH THE CREW DISSING GEE AS HE IS ABSENT AGAIN. THEY GET INTO WEEKLY RECAPS BEFORE GIVING THEIR CONDOLENCES TO DMX AND MEESE SHARES HIS DISTASTE FOR THE GAME'S INSTAGRAM POSTS. TOPKAT ASKS WHAT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF WOMEN GETTING FLOWERS BUT FOR MEN, MEESE TALKS ABOUT HIS CREEPY FRIEND, AND KIRB DISHES ON INSTAGRAM'S NEW BLOCKING FEATURE. THERE IS ALSO A SAWEETIE DISS ALLEGEDLY FROM QUAVO, YG'S SONG BEING REMOVED FOR “RACIST” LYRICS, AND A CONVERSATION ON WHO STARTED THE BAPE TREND, AMONG OTHER THINGS. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

WITH MEESE ABSENT DUE TO COVID QUARANTINE, THE CREW HAD A CLOSE FRIEND OF THE SHOW, MONTE , ON TO DISCUSS HIS HOUSTON RECAP WITH GEE. THEY ALSO DISRESPECT HOOKAH AND DISCUSS A FEW VERBAL AND PHYSICAL ALTERCATIONS BETWEEN QUAVO & SAWEETIE , KEVIN DURANT & MICHAEL RAPAPORT, AND LIL UZI & SOUTHSIDE. TO CAP IT OFF MONTE AND GEE GIVE A FEW SHOUTOUTS TO A FEW PLACES THEY FREQUENT IN HOUSTON AND DETAIL THEIR PLANS FOR EASTER. 

THE CREW WAS DOWN TO THREE THIS WEEK WITH GEE TAKING THIS EPISODE OFF. SO KIRB DECIDED TO START WITH A FREESTYLE. THEY THEN IMMEDIATELY WENT THROUGH THEIR WEEKLY RECAPS BEFORE DISCUSSING NBA YOUNGBOY'S RECENT ARREST BY THE FBI, WHERE THEY DRAW THE LINE ON “PRETTY PRIVILEGE”, AND TOPKAT'S ISSUE WITH WOMEN MOANING HIS NAME. AFTER A RELATIONSHIP CONVO THEY BREAK DOWN THE ISLEY BROTHERS AND EARTH, WIND, & FIRE'S VERZUZ, NAV IN CONTROL OF THE SOUNDTRACK FOR “THE FLASH”, AND LIL NAS X'S NEW VIDEO AND SNEAKERS. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THIS WEEK MEESE STARTS OFF BY DETAILING HIS UPCOMING BABY MAMA/EASTER CRAWFISH BOIL BEFORE THE CREW RECAPS THEIR WEEK. THEY DISCUSS THE HATE CRIMES AGAINST ASIANS IN AMERICA. TOPICS LIKE SAWEETIE AND QUAVO'S BREAK-UP AND REDBONE OF THE YEAR ARE ALSO DISSECTED BEFORE GEE TELLS A STORY ABOUT AN ANGRY DM FROM A FRIEND. NEW MUSIC FROM BENNY THE BUTCHER AND OTHERS LEADS THE MUSIC PORTION OF THE SHOW AND OUR SEEMINGLY WEEKLY DRAKE AND NBA YOUNGBOY UPDATES. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

TO KICK THIS EPISODE OFF THE GUYS RECAP THEIR WEEKS AND TALK ABOUT MONEYBAGG JOE GIVING OUT STIMULUS CHECKS. TOPKAT EXPLAINS HOW A SHOOTING IS LEADING TO HIS RELOCATION, MEESE LAUGHS AT PEOPLE STUCK IN ATLANTA AFTER ALL-STAR WEEKEND AND DETAILS PROPER ETIQUETTE AT “SALT BAE'S” RESTAURANT. GEE DETAILS A POSSIBLE KODAK BLACK AND POOH SHIESTY BEEF AND NBA YOUNGBOY NOT DOING FEATURES WITH A HANDFUL OF RAPPERS. THEY ALSO GET INTO THE WEEKND AND BEYONCÉ'S GRAMMY EXPERIENCE, TIMBALAND'S STRANGE AALIYAH QUOTE, AND CARDI B GOING DIAMOND. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THE CREW START THIS EPISODE WITH A WEEKLY RECAP BEFORE CELEBRATING WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH WITH A SUSAN B. ANTHONY DISS. THEY BREAK DOWN LIL UZI'S METHOD OF KEEPING HIS GIRL, ATLANTA'S ALL-STAR WEEKEND FESTIVITIES, AND GET INTO A REVIEW OF DRAKE'S “SCARY HOURS 2” PROJECT. MEESE SPOILS SNOWFALL ONCE AGAIN AND KIRBY TELLS A STORY ABOUT HIS UNCLE. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

Friend of the pod, @FreshAssFerlan pulls up to the stu and gives us insight on some of the trials and tribulations you have to deal with being fresh and fat.

Gee introduces his theory on the power of the boosie fade and how it could potentially keep you from being stepped on.

IN THIS WEEK'S EPISODE TOPKAT TALKS ABOUT HIS UPCOMING DATE WITH HIS NEW BARBER/HAIRDRESSER AND HER CUTTING PROCESS. KIRB DETERMINES HIS WORTH AND ASKS FOR A RAISE, AND ALSO ADDRESSES THE HUGE INCREASE IN ASIAN HATE CRIMES. GEE APPRECIATES CURREN$Y AND HIGHLIGHTS HIS MUSICAL OUTPUT OVER HIS CAREER AND REVIEWS HIS NEW ALBUM “COLLECTION AGENCY. MEESE GIVES A CERTIFIED LOVER BOY UPDATE AND TOUCHES ON THE NEW MUSIC THAT RELEASED THIS WEEK. THE CREW ALSO BROACHED THE TOPIC OF THE OLDEST WOMAN THEY WOULD DATE, BOBBY SHMURDA'S SELECTION OF WOMEN AFTER GETTING RELEASED FROM PRISON, AND A RECAP OF 225 DAY. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THE CREW STARTS THIS EPISODE OFF WITH A VALENTINE'S DAY RECAP QUICKLY FOLLOWED BY MEESE CLAIMING SEX ISN'T A REAL GIFT. THEY DISCUSS WHETHER SIDE PIECES ARE MALICIOUS OR JUST OBLIVIOUS, GEE BREAKS DOWN A LEAKED MEEK MILL BAR ABOUT KOBE, AND DISCUSS THE HARD FREEZE THAT HIT THE SOUTHERN STATES LAST WEEK. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE ALEXANDER WANG ALLEGEDLY SEXUALLY ASSAULTING PEOPLE, WOMEN HIDING THEIR BOYFRIENDS, NEW MUSIC FROM LIL YACHTY, KODAK BLACK, AND RICK ROSS' TINY DESK PERFORMANCE FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THE CREW KICKS THIS WEEK OFF WITH TOPKAT AND KIRBY SETTLING A SUPERBOWL BET, KIRBY TALKS ABOUT HIS WAITR ORDER BEING STOLEN, AND A $30 ONLYFANS SUBSCRIPTION. THE CREW RECAPS THEIR VALENTINES EXPECTATIONS AND DISCUSS COMMUNICATION ALONGSIDE THE NEW NETFLIX FILM MALCOLM AND MARIE. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THIS WEEK THE CREW KICKS OFF THE EPISODE BY TELLING THEIR CRAZY CELEBRITY INTERACTIONS, MEESE ASKING BOOSIE FOR AN AUTOGRAPH IN THE 4TH GRADE, AND KNOWING WHO TO BEEF WITH. KIRBY AND TOPKAT AGREE TO A BET, UZI GETS A PINK DIAMOND IN HIS FOREHEAD, AND WHY KIRB THINKS “THE LITTLE THINGS” FEATURING ZENDAYA SUCKED. KIRB ALSO HAS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR CAUCASIAN WOMEN AFTER GEE HAS ANOTHER LYRIC BREAKDOWN OF A POOH SHIESTY RECORD. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THIS WEEK THE NOIR VICE CREW TALK ABOUT TOP KAT GETTING TOO LIT AT JUANTHOUSAND'S ALBUM RELEASE PARTY AND WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, INVESTMENTS INTO DOGE, DATING WOMEN WITH DIRTY FEET, T.I. AND TINY ALLEGEDLY ABUSING WOMEN, AND WEIRDO'S MISHANDLING THE SILHOUETTE CHALLENGE ON SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THIS WEEK THE CREW INTERVIEWS RAPPER JUANTHOUSAND AND BREAKDOWN HIS NEW ALBUM BORN 2 LOSE, SOME SECRET FEATURES ON THE ALBUM, AND HIS VISION. MEESE ALSO EXPLAINS WHY SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO HUG YOUR OPPS, TRUMP'S PARDONS FOR LIL WAYNE AND KODAK BLACK, AND JUANTHOUSAND'S VIEWS ON THE CURRENT CLIMATE IN HIPHOP. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THE CREW START OFF THIS WEEK BY KIRBY WANTING TO START OVER, TELLING MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND EXPRESS THEIR NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SUPPORT FOR THEIR PLAYOFF GAME. KIRBY AND MEESE ALSO GET THEIR HATE OFF ON....EVERYONE. TOPKAT TALKS ABOUT HOW TRUMP STIMULATED HIM, MEESE TELLS HOW HE FEELS ABOUT MEN COMPLAINING ABOUT RAISING THE MINIMUM WAGE, AND TACKLING FUNK FLEX'S TAKE ON DRAKE'S ALLEGED GHOSTWRITTEN FREESTYLE. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THE CREW WELCOMES SPECIAL GUEST JALEN GREENHOUSE AKA GEEHOUSE, SPORTS SPECIALIST AND RECAPS THEIR FIRST WEEK OF THE YEAR, GIVES THEIR THOUGHTS ON TRUMP SUPPORTERS ATTACK THE NATION'S CAPITOL, AND GIVE LYRIC BREAKDOWNS OF ONE OF GEEHOUSE'S FAVORITE RAPPERS. THEY ALSO DISCUSS TRUMP POTENTIALLY PARDONING LIL WAYNE AND KODAK BLACK, AND VON MILLER'S ALLEGED TEXT MESSAGES. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THE CREW RETURNS TO GIVE A SHORT RECAP OF 2020 BY LISTING THEIR FAVORITE ALBUMS, REDBONE OF THE YEAR, DRG OF THE YEAR, AND WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO IN 2021. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THE CREW IS BACK AGAIN TO DISCUSS THEIR WEEKS, LIL WAYNE SELLING HIS AND YOUNG MONEY'S MASTERS FOR $100 MILLION, LAKEITH STANFIELD'S MOANS, AND THE PROBLEMS WITH DATING SOMEONE WITH CHILDREN FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THE CREW DISCUSSES WHAT A DRG IS, WHO COULD BE A DRG, AND WHY THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE. THEY ALSO REVISIT GREAT PARTIES THEY'VE BEEN TO. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

KIRBY INTRODUCES THE SHOW AND DETAILS HIS DIFFICULT WEEK, THE GANG EXPRESSES THEIR DISGUST WITH NATE ROBINSON, AND KHRIS TALKS ABOUT HIS ONLYFANS EXPERIENCE. EVERYONE ALSO DISCUSSES CHANCE THE RAPPER'S DESCENT FROM HAVING A CLASSIC MIXTAPE TO THE MUSIC HE'S CURRENTLY MAKING. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THE CREW INVITES FRIEND OF THE SHOW AND RAPPER WOMACK ON TO DISCUSS MUSIC, RECAP THEIR WEEKS, AND JEREMY CAPES FOR LIL WAYNE HARDER THAN HE EVER HAS IN HIS LIFE. FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THE CREW CELEBRATES TRUMP'S LOSS, TOPKAT TALKS ABOUT HIS SEXUAL EXPERIENCES, MEESE DETAILS HOW HE ONCE RUINED CHRISTMAS, AND THE CREW DISCUSSES DRAKE'S “VIEWS” FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THE CREW INTRODUCES THE NEW INTERN, RECAP THEIR WEEK, DISCUSS LIL WAYNE'S SUPPORT OF TRUMP, AND T.I. VS. JEEZY FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT

THE HOSTS INTRODUCE THEMSELVES FOLLOW THE CREW | @NOIRVICE JEREMY | @THEDOPEGENIUS GERALD | @GEE_RALL KIRBY | @SPACEGHOSTKIRB KHRIS | @YOTOPKAT