Oh, I Haven't Seen That

"I'm bAAAAAaaaack" - that character from that movie you know I don't know, and also me with this episode! I am joined by comedian and writer Kathleen Cameron (UCB, Shame-full) to discuss all things pretty, little, and liar. That's right, we do TV pilots now. I also introduce some new segments, as a treat! Kathleen is truly a delight and I know you'll enjoy.

Would it be insane to say that anyone who watches this film is braver than the troops? I think not! Today my guest, Mari Uchida, and I power our way through Spring Breakers. We examine people not understanding the concept of Spring Break ~ending~, how we originally thought this movie was The Bling Ring but in Florida, unfortunately being attracted towards James Franco, and the heterosexual obsession with truly every holiday. A gift to the ears!

Someone call the doctor because we have a case of the giggles!!! Me oh my, strawberry pie. Today I am joined by my friend Ryan Matt who, despite no longer wanting to be an actor, gives some wonderful insight only a trained actress could give!!! On God’s own beautiful, burning Earth we discuss movies being too long, how the city of New York deserved better, and how all the male characters in this movie most likely/definitely wanted to have sexual intercouse with each other.

Ring around the ROSIE, pocket full of MY GUEST THIS EPISODE! Camp Alumni Rosie Tyler is here this week to discuss Wet Hot American Summer. A masterclass in what critics are calling “comedy”, this film raises very important questions like Why Are Adults Allowed To Rent Cabins Near Children’s Camps? and Is That Not Just A Gateway To Child Trafficking? and Who Approved That? We also confirm what gays have known since the beginning of time: Bradley Cooper is a bottom!!! It’s all perfectly lovely!!!

wow wow wow, a reunion more anticipated than the Friends reunion. Today's guest is my former show choir co-dance captain and together we explore the world of Napoleon Dynamite. We discuss how hair placement is character development for under-utilized female characters, how hard it is to watch a movie when you aren't sexually attracted to any character, and how tetherball is probably just a product of the town known as "Hollywood" (by Ryan Murphy). What a dang treat!

Oh me oh my, what an episode and what a guest! Today I am joined by world renowned Jodie Foster impersonator and one-time attendee of a Glee Concert, Amy Boehly. We talk about the rampant transphobia present in the film (big thumbs down), Jodie Foster’s incredible elevation of the script (big thumbs up), and how the film is Dog Culture Propaganda and Anti-Cat (big middle finger). We also ask the age old question: Is Nene Leakes a member of Actor’s Equity?

Wow wow wow, in this Grammy Nominated episode we have the delightful and beautiful Chrystle Ntow who, quote, "hates me". Together we explore the sad, sad world of this Nicholas Sparks film. We discuss such things as Horny Christians, the lack of walks in A Walk To Remember, and how overconfident sophomores are the backbone of this nation. What a dream! Donate to the Lebanese Red Cross! https://www.supportlrc.app/donate/ Instagram.com/n.tow.your.car

In this debut episode, recorded in my GORGEOUS New York pied-à-terre, Patrick Zanetti and I discuss Miss Congeniality and get into a variety of topics, including Sandra Bullock’s dance moves, her teeth’s pivotal role in the film, whether male characters deserve character development, and why all older British men should be named Nigel. What a treat! Instagram.com/OneOfThePatrickHowards

Welcome beautiful idiots, to the world of Patrick Howard's deranged take on films everyone but him has seen. This is just a taste of what this world will feel, smell, look, and even (if you can believe) taste like. Get ready. Instagram.com/OneOfThePatrickHowards