The Butt Show

I talk about patriots.ouɹoԀ ɐ ǝʞɐW ᴉɹᴉW puɐ ʞɔɐZ

I talk about CrossFit.sɯɐ⅄

I talk about hyacinth.IIIΛXXX lʍoq ɹǝdnS

I talk about anonymous.suoƃɐʍ pǝɹǝʌoƆ

I talk about thirsty.ʇǝɹɔǝS s'ɐᴉɹoʇɔᴉΛ

I talk about TK.obsᴉS

I talk about bagels.ɯǝ‘ pǝʞɔǝɹM

I talk about green screen.ʞɐǝuS ʞɔɐqɹǝʇɹɐnQ

I talk about Little Debbie.sǝɥɔɐǝԀ

I talk about floppy disks.sunq uoᴉuO

I talk about tricycles.ǝpᴉxO snoɹʇᴉN

I talk about mint.ǝʇuoW pɹɐƆ Ɛ

I talk about party hats.plɐɹǝƃzʇᴉℲ ʎɹɹɐ˥

I talk about ingrown hairs.sǝɹɐɔ oɥʍ 'uoᴉʇsǝnb ʞɔᴉɹʇ

I talk about unrequited love.ʎllǝſ

I talk about Ross Perot.ɐǝlɐz∀ ʎƃƃI

I talk about blackjack.sʞɔoɥ ɯɐH

I talk about the moon.ɐuᴉlosɐפ

I talk about the Chevy HHR.sɹǝʇɐolℲ

I talk about Keep Calm and Carry On.ᴉʞsʍoʞɾɐʇɐɹ ʎlᴉɯƎ

I talk about wings.sǝʞɐɔ dɯnp

I talk about matter.Campaign Zero

I talk about LinkedIn.ǝsᴉu∀

I talk about chance and take a call from Ron Magill.

I talk about peninsulas and take a call from Samuel L. Jackson.

I talk about whips and take a call from Waka Flocka Flame.

I talk about pine and take a call from Oscar the Grouch.

I talk about the bus and take a call from Jenny Slate.

I talk about frost and take a call from Mike from Albertson, Long Island.

I talk about peanut butter and jelly and take a call from Martha Stewart.

I talk about scratch and take a call from Connor McDonald.

I talk about couches and take a call from Jon Weiner.

I talk about fire and take a call from Taylor Swift.

I talk about tall boys and take a call from Ron Magill.

I talk about winks and take a call from Larry David.

I talk about condescension and take a call from Mike from Albertson, Long Island.

I talk about twigs and take a call from Alec Baldwin.

I talk about the notes painted on a guy's butt in Hieronymus Bosch's The Garden of Earthly Delights.

I talk about wind and take a call from Latarian Milton.

I talk about meatloaf and take a call from Jon Taffer.

I talk about milkshakes and take a call from Geoff with a G.

I talk about process and take a call from Jeff.

I talk about slapstick and take a call from Mike from Albertson, Long Island.

I talk about seminal and take a call from Donald J Trump.

I talk about stucco and take a call from (202) 621-0650.

I talk about fleas and take a call from Mark from Menlo Park.

I talk about the midwestern A and take a call from Mike from Albertson, Long Island.

I talk about nice. Produced by me and Harold Bottom.

I talk about bing. Produced by me and Bubba Teety.

I talk about screaming into a pillow. Produced by me and Kris Kringleberry.

I talk about manicures. Produced by me and Rip Twan.