Titanomachy

You know what you do after you blow up the bad guys? You say "case closed" and don't look into them at all ever again, definitely not whenever you didn't even see all of them die or confirm that they're in the same location! Join Hayden and Brad as we angrily discuss how Richy is the worst rich kid ever, how Starfire somehow manages to consistently make law enforcement look good when she kills them, and how Rachel's mom's house seems to ignore how property laws work. Like the episode? Consider contributing to our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy

We're back from Gotham to our regularly scheduled nonsense! Hayden and Brad discuss Richy falling through a terrible CGI window, the Trigon cult being the worst planned cult ever, and how the Titans cast are the absolute worst detectives in history! If you like this episode, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy

In this feature-length episode, Hayden and Brad are joined by their bewildered (and, in Jess's case, slightly inebriated) friends Jess and Will to discuss the direct to DVD feature, "Teen Titans vs. Teen Titans GO!"! We laugh, we cry, we get mad that the song in the middle is completely pointless. Like the episode? Consider contributing to our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy

Did you know that Batman is bad? TITANS will literally not stop telling you about it, as Richy suddenly returns home to Gotham with Jason Todd to save the life of a man we only learn about this episode! Join Hayden and Brad as they marvel at Richy Grayson screaming, without one shred of irony, "I WANT MY PARENTS BACK!"

After the team's foray with creating a pilot for a separate series, we return to the A-plot, which at least partially consists of Starfire blowing up some poor farmer's tractor and having completely unromantic sex with Richy Grayson! Join Hayden and Brad as they continue to make themselves suffer by watching Rachel stop talking to Richy, Starfire remark upon Tiger-Boy's penis, and the Nuclear Dad's hilariously subpar screaming.

Did somebody ask for a backdoor pilot in the middle of another show? And does that pilot advertise a much more entertaining show than the crap we're watching? That's the situation today with Hayden and Brad, as they observe how DC is shoving the Doom Patrol right into Titans to try and make them endearing. Shockingly, they're MUCH more endearing than the Doom Patrol in the Teen Titans cartoon! Not shockingly, this is probably emphasized so starkly because everything else sucks in this episode and Richy Grayson almost beats a man to death in front of his daughter!

If you're looking for quality writing in this episode, you'll find "Nun" of it! Just like that terrible pun, the writing in this episode is clunky and weird! Listen to Brad and Hayden discuss the Frying of Nuclear Dad, the problem with mirrors, and Richy Grayson's hilarious love for his automobile.

Do you remember Hawk and Dove from the comics? We don't! And even if we did, my god, do they make a mess of them as characters this episode! Enjoy as we discuss at length the one guy who wanted to cut off Hawk's dick with garden shears.

What do you get when you mix angsty teenagers, unfulfilled childhood trauma and garbled plot-lines? Titans episode 1. You get episode 1. Join Hayden and Bradley in the first episode of their escapade to unwrap the "gift" that is DC Titans.

The easiest way to ease into the pain the Titans show inflicts is to talk about how we found the original 2003 cartoon! Hayden and Brad reminisce over the 2003 Teen Titans cartoon, other incarnations and resist the urge to scream about the Titans TV show they're supposed to be covering.