Titanomachy

After a long hiatus, we're back! Join Hayden and Brad as they discuss the cult-hit 1980s film, Heathers, a story about American teenage high school girls which escalated far further than Brad ever imagined! (Hayden is still the expert on this movie.) This episode is sponsored by our Patron Caitlyn, who also suggested this episode, so thank you to Caitlyn! The channel that Brad was blathering about on YouTube is the channel of Sarah Z, which is available here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK-GxvzttTnNhq3JPYpXhqg ► Music Credit: LAKEY INSPIRED Track Name: "Better Days" Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Original upload HERE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXLzv... Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" YouTube Channel HERE - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOmy... License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported "Share Alike" (CC BY-SA 3.0) License. Full License HERE - https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music promoted by NCM https://goo.gl/fh3rEJ

Welcome to the very special episode of Titanomachy and our new show, Nerdyssey! This is where we talk about movies. This time, Brad and Hayden are joined by Jess, and all of them have a lot to say about how much they love dunking on Scott Pilgrim!  Special thanks to Caitlyn for suggesting and sponsoring this episode!   ► Music Credit: LAKEY INSPIRED Track Name: "Better Days" Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Original upload HERE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXLzv... Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" YouTube Channel HERE - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOmy... License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported "Share Alike" (CC BY-SA 3.0) License. Full License HERE - https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music promoted by NCM https://goo.gl/fh3rEJ

We've hit the end of the road for season one, everybody! And this time, like almost every single time before on this show, it's all about Richy Grayson and his hate for Bats Man. Join Hayden and Brad as they discuss screeneurisms, the quality of the hotels in Gotham, and Brad's intense hatred for the obscenely wealthy. Unfortunately, this episode has a critical lack of Trigon's ass. You have been warned. If you like this episode, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy  

Continuity? Who needs it! Relationship development to make Starfire choking out Rachel feel impactful? Forget about it! Looking at a hologram version of Trigon's ass? Now THAT'S the ticket!   Join Hayden and Brad as they discuss how Starfire is definitely a murderer, how the cult of Trigon's plan makes no sense at all, and how Trigon absolutely looks as underwhelming as they expected! If you like this episode, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy

Some shows like to tell a story in a linear fashion, only diverting for information that is strictly necessary to inform the current action, but NOT TITANS! This time it's a flashback for Hawk and Dove, which has NOTHING to do with Trigon or Rachel getting choked out by Starfire! Join Hayden and Brad as they discuss how stupid it is that Donny inevitably dies, how Titans pontificates on the value of beating up already convicted felons, and how Hayden wants wine with ice cream!   If you like this episode, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy

You know what you do after you blow up the bad guys? You say "case closed" and don't look into them at all ever again, definitely not whenever you didn't even see all of them die or confirm that they're in the same location!   Join Hayden and Brad as we angrily discuss how Richy is the worst rich kid ever, how Starfire somehow manages to consistently make law enforcement look good when she kills them, and how Rachel's mom's house seems to ignore how property laws work.   Like the episode? Consider contributing to our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy

We're back from Gotham to our regularly scheduled nonsense! Hayden and Brad discuss Richy falling through a terrible CGI window, the Trigon cult being the worst planned cult ever, and how the Titans cast are the absolute worst detectives in history!   If you like this episode, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy

In this feature length episode, Hayden and Brad are joined by their bewildered (and, in Jess's case, slightly inebriated) friends Jess and Will to discuss the direct to DVD feature, "Teen Titans vs. Teen Titans GO!"!   We laugh, we cry, we get mad that the song in the middle is completely pointless.   Like the episode? Consider contributing to our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy

Did you know that Batman is bad? TITANS will literally not stop telling you about it, as Richy suddenly returns home to Gotham with Jason Todd to save the life of a man we only learn about this episode!   Join Hayden and Brad as they marvel at Richy Grayson screaming, without one shred of irony, "I WANT MY PARENTS BACK!"   If you like this episode, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy

After the team's foray with creating a pilot for a separate series, we return to the A-plot, which at least partially consists of Starfire blowing up some poor farmer's tractor and having completely unromantic sex with Richy Grayson!   Join Hayden and Brad as they continue to make themselves suffer by watching Rachel stop talking to Richy, Starfire remark upon Tiger-Boy's penis, and the Nuclear Dad's hilariously subpar screaming.   If you like this episode, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy

Did somebody ask for a backdoor pilot in the middle of another show? And does that pilot advertise a much more entertaining show than the crap we're watching? That's the situation today with Hayden and Brad, as they observe how DC is shoving the Doom Patrol right into Titans to try and make them endearing.   Shockingly, they're MUCH more endearing than the Doom Patrol in the Teen Titans cartoon! Not shockingly, this is probably emphasized so starkly because everything else sucks in this episode and Richy Grayson almost beats a man to death in front of his daughter!   If you like this episode, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy

If you're looking for quality writing in this episode, you'll find "Nun" of it! Just like that terrible pun, the writing in this episode is clunky and weird! Listen to Brad and Hayden discuss the Frying of Nuclear Dad, the problem with mirrors, and Richy Grayson's hilarious love for his automobile.   If you like this episode, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy

Do you remember Hawk and Dove from the comics? We don't! And even if we did, my god, do they make a mess of them as characters this episode!   Enjoy as we discuss at length the one guy who wanted to cut off Hawk's dick with garden shears.   If you like this episode, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy

What do you get when you mix angsty teenagers, unfulfilled childhood trauma and garbled plot-lines? Titans episode 1. You get episode 1. Join Hayden and Bradley in the first episode of their escapade to unwrap the "gift" that is DC Titans.   If you like this episode, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy

The easiest way to ease into the pain the Titans show inflicts is to talk about how we found the original 2003 cartoon! Hayden and Brad reminisce over the 2003 Teen Titans cartoon, other incarnations and resist the urge to scream about the Titans TV show they're supposed to be covering.   If you like this episode, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy