Viral Tap UK

Ba ba ba, ba ba baran........now what in gods name were they thinking when they called that poor girl baran? I mean, it's like that moody paddy who called his daughter Peaches......look how she turned out!!!! I'm afraid we are back to Pet Sounds, couldn't 'lose' it this time, so here it is. The album that has sent both Brian Wilson and Producer Pat absolutely f@£$*ng mental. There, I said it.........

What can you say about a woman that had around 200 top 40 hits in her career? This album contains some tracks that are near legendary status, and have been covered by so many, it''s hard to count. No gags this time people, buy it and enjoy one amazing album. P.S. John and Neil have split up. Think John found Neil in bed with Nick........

I am an antichrist, I like to have a slice, of cake.....when....erm....... Ok so I don't know ALL the words to ALL the songs in the world, jeeez, give a god a break......... God rest your soul Malc, you two faced scheming F*^%!!!! Watched a documentary on him the other night and it just compacted my view on what a f*&^%ng stuck up knob he was.......cough.....grrr....kinda.....choking on my own rage here........... The pistols people, a noisey, unadulterated album by the boys with names like 'Viscious' and 'John'. Nutters, the lot of ya!!!

Thats it baby.......lay back and get into the groove.........oh yeah........haaaaaa!!! That was my best deep, Afro-American soulful vocal I could do with a keyboard....... its better in real life....... Hello, hello, hello, hello and hello to you, the wondrous faithful, from us, the beggers, bandits and bandito that is, Viral Tap. After his mental breakdown in an impressive display of what not to drink whilst recording a podcast, Mademoiselle Roberts has reformed, regrouped and repressed to join forces with the Tapsters to bring you the heavenly soul of the goddly Marvin Gaye. Unlucky for some, his 13th studio album from '71 brings with it the classics such as 'Whats Going On', 'Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology)', and 'Whats Happening Brother' which was co written by James Nyx. Not to be confused with Stevie Nicks, results would have been interesting to say the least..........

Guess what Nick, no, we haven't started it again. We will NEVER start it again.......... Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, erm.....sometimes? I may not know all the words but i sure as hell now the difference between a heart attack and a stroke. One leave you with a pain in the chest with skinny jeans and the other wears converse down the left hand side. Albeit a wonky booze filled start, with the only joke you'll ever hear from the nitwit duo of John and Huss, a ground breaking pod if ever there was one. Even Pat get a look in, and a punch to the balls. Grammy anyone?? Yes Please!!!!

EEEeeee Heeeee, mother f*&^kers!! Cha, mon!! I'm michael Jackson and this is my mutha f&^kin, hip hop, tip top, fly as a mother in a cupboard, bad mutha f&%er of a pod!! Thats right!!! Apologies for the foul language from beyond the grave, bad mickey J! Bad!! We have graced the greatest selling album of all time, 110 million copies in fact, with no less than 7 out of 9 tracks released as singles!! Now if you can put the violin antics aside for just one moment to appreciate what a truly marvelous creation this album was, and what a truly unholy pod we've made of it......... Eh he!!

Back in time we travel, all but 4 days!!! Back to a time where people got along with each other, women didn't have the right to vote, only to cook and clean, and Hussy had hair........oh what a wondrous land it was!!! Great scott! Its 2010, but a few days earlier!!!! Yes, I F*&^ up big time and lost the B*&^%£$£ podcast. So we had to travel back to retrieve it. Should have left it there........or at least Roberts.........massive bell (*&..........