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John Mutford (@BookMineSet) and Nick Bambach (@NickDBambach and @rockinretropod) are back for more TV and movie talk. Enjoy!
When we don't understand who we are BEING, we tend to look to the external world to fix the problem. That's why most Stressed Out Successes turn to endless amounts of self-care, spending money on the latest tech gadgets (yes, how many of us have splurged as an, “I deserve this!” gift?), or even working longer hours to try and feel better. But continuing to operate in this way is literally causing more pain. Because this is like going to your local pharmacy asking for aspirin to relieve the pain, when really you have a broken arm and all the aspirin is doing is making you feel better - temporarily. That's why in this episode I'm doing an in-depth review of the 5 different stress identities so we can create awareness of who we are BEING and start looking at our stress from an INTERNAL viewpoint instead of constantly looking outside of us to feel better. Join this special end of summer challenge! Each episode will end with a workbook of questions and this will be a 5 part challenge, just in time for year end projects, performance reviews, and oh yes… the holidays! Listen now. LATEST ANNOUNCEMENTS: Want to learn what it really takes to release stress 10X FASTER? Then you don't want to miss this FREE Masterclass where I teach you: The SPECIFIC critical mistakes every Stressed Out Success is making that is keeping them in an endless cycle of stress with nothing to show for. The 3 powerful shifts needed in order to finally stop being a stressed out Leader. An EASY formula you can use to break that negative thinking (that works like a charm)! Plus, you'll learn all about the Stressproof Method and how Executives and Leaders around the world are applying it to achieve massive results in their lives. For instant access head on over to https://www.stressproofpodcast.com/freemasterclass Watched the training and ready to go deeper? Get the support you need to melt away stress faster than ever before so that you can shine at work like you know you're capable of and get BACK to enjoying your life with the people you love!
Hour 1: Mike and Bulldog discuss how they feel about all of the sports documentaries that are coming out recently.
Change My Mind #182: Best of What We've Watched This Summer (2022) by TheGWW.com
In Episode 182, Nick and Wesley rank the best things they've seen this summer. Where do blockbusters like Top Gun: Maverick & Thor: Love & Thunder rank with the rest of the TV & movies we've seen over the last three months? Before that, they discuss all of the news surrounding Warner Bros./Discovery, including Batgirl getting canned, HBOMax/Discovery+ split, Shazam 2 & Aquaman 2 dates pushed back, and the Joker sequel starring Joaquin Phoenix & Lady Gaga. Nick has you covered with the latest trades and issues with his Comic Book Minute. They close the show with the Discharge Depot. Be sure to follow them on Twitter: @ChangeMyMindPOD; @Fry_Guy1; @WesleySykes_! And catch their weekly livestream on the #DorkGUniverse Facebook page, as well as all their archived audio content on Geeks Worldwide & Midnight.FM. Like our intro music? Kenny Shane does it. His new album, Playoff Season, is available on Apple Music, Spotify, and more. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/wesley-sykes1/support
Content Warnings for discussions of homophobia, transphobia, racism, ableism, suicide, brief mention of sexual assault, and discussion of sexual situations with underage characters. Join Kit and Quinn for a special episode as they take a deep-dive into the movie Kick-Ass. Nobody asked for this. I'm certain Sam is smiling he didn't have to do this one. He didn't know. God help us all. Follow Us! The Show: @Bleachcast Kit (she/they/it)/The Verse System: @lavender_paws Quinn: @MonkipiQuinn Cover art by lotelake.
Jason gives us his thoughts on "F Boy Island."
With guest host Abe Epperson, our heroes discuss what makes a good sequel and why Prey is the second best Predator film.
2GG Podcast: Mike Watched Trainwreck by Two Girls and a Guy
I HAVE A NEED... A NEED FOR SPEED!!! Maverick, Iceman , and Goose and David and Alain love this film!!! It maybe a little cheesy 80s flick now but slap on those aviators and that super cool jacket Tom Cruise wears in that one scene on the motorcycle and listen to our episode on Top Gun (1986)
This week's special bonus episode is all about IMDB's top 10 most watched films of all time. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts and tune in to the OETA Movie Club every Saturday night at 9 pm on OETA.
Hey guys orry for the little unannounced hiatus we took but were back to our regular schedule with great content.. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/san-otaku/message
“Christ! I'm getting tired of this guy!” This week your Distinguished Professors continue their run through time travel cinema with 1993's Mark Hamill vehicle Time Runner! Topics discussed include the alternate title, its setting in 2022 (the future is now!!!!), why you just can't trust a guy named Neila, ripping off both The Terminator and Star Wars, how the demand for knock-off movies was vital back in the video store ecosystem, dramatic reveals, the intense Canadian-ness of Karen Donaldson, wormhole time travel, the distinctive look of Brion James, the mystery of the disappearance of adult Raynor, Arnie's killing spree, a fine connection to classic X-Files episode “Humbug,” why you don't just reach into a crashed alien draft without wearing gloves, overbearing soundtracks, connections back to Yoyodyne (and Berres gets the title of The Crying of Lot 49 wrong), some musings about the mystery of being ordered to copulate with one's self, the inexplicability of the aliens' plot and motives, trying to identify Raynor's generation, generic political speech of the 90s, a plug for Soylent Green, a rundown of Star Wars comparisons, pointless jump scares, randomly killing soldiers apparently doesn't mess with the timeline, the cliché of the villain's swivel chair reveal (with bonus steepled fingers!), and the promise of 70s ladies in sexy futurewear next time! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/because-you-watched/support
Bekah Berger and Mike D talk about the most cringe movie they've watched with their parentsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
St. Louis Fed President James Bullard says, with labor growth as strong as it's been, it's unlikely we've been in a recession–and we might have brighter economic days to come. In an extended interview, voting FOMC member Bullard discusses America's path out of inflation, GDP growth in the second half of the year, and geopolitical and global health impacts on our economy. CNBC's Beijing Bureau Chief Eunice Yoon reports on China's response to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's contentious trip to Taiwan. Plus, Instagram's head is making a big move, and ready to meet your match in the metaverse? Match.com says, not yet. In this episode:Joe Kernen, @JoeSquawkAndrew Ross Sorkin, @AndrewrsorkinKatie Kramer, @Kramer_Katie
What if A24 made a Toy Story movie? It probably wouldn't be too different from their latest indie darling, Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, directed and co-written by Dean Fleischer Camp. Based on Camp's viral YouTube videos from over a decade ago — with Jenny Slate returning to voice Marcel and co-write the screenplay — Marcel the Shell is probably the most millennial movie we've seen lately, but apparently no one else caught it on the big screen this summer based on the box office tally. But before we close out the season, let's discuss your divorced uncle's favorite kids' film. Intro Music: “Cloud Bossa” by Jazzinuf Links: Follow us on Twitter: Jon Negroni, Will Ashton Check out our Cinemaholics Merch! Check out our Patreon to support Cinemaholics! Email your feedback to cinemaholicspodcast [at] gmail.com. Connect with Cinemaholics on Facebook and Twitter. Support our show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cinemaholicsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bill Russell, antiquing, and the Super 70s Free Throw Challenge kick off this episode. Somehow Ricky and Ron end up in a deep dive on sports publications and it's awesome. Ronnie ends the show with a "Flush" with greatness.
J-Si watched a scary moment happen right in front of him.
Pirate Radio or The Boat That Rocked, call whatever you like, but it doesn't stop it from being an awesome film with a great cast! Like a lot of things from Britain moved to the US of A, it becomes a little less awesome and this is what happened to The Boat That Rocked (2009) It got a title change and about 30 minutes of footage cut from it, also there's a nude scene that got cut too, so point proven!
Our Kickass Boomer of the Day is Laura Eiman. She was overweight, newly divorced, without direction and unemployed 20 years ago until she began studying the mindset of Olympic athletes, Navy Seals, and Greek philosophers. As a result, she has developed a unique mental toughness program to overcome negative attitude, lack of direction and life threatening sugar addiction once and for all. Join me in this episode and learn why Laura is a Kickass Boomer!
This week we're ending our Summer of Blockbusters with the 2000 action heist film Gone The post #254: That Time We Watched Gone in 60 Seconds appeared first on Tortellini at Noon.
Armed with a special guest host, our heroes create a map that will guide them into the heart of darkness.
Welcome to the August 2022 Skyguide. In this episode, we explore the highlights for August, as well as September up until the equinox. This is the last monthly Skyguide episode. Future Skyguide uploads will cover full astronomical seasons. Star Signs is presented by astronomer, author and founder Tom Kerss. You can find Tom's children's book, The Squirrel that Watched the Stars at https://books.stargazing.london You can watch the read aloud audiobook on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOv6ke9JhUc If you want a complete beginner's guide to astronomy, you can support this podcast by becoming a student at Stargazing London. Sign up for our online course, Stargazing Made Simple, and use code STARSIGNS2020 to save 20% at the checkout! Find out more and sign up at https://stargazing.london
Joey and JJ are on track again in their unfiltered conversation in this week's episode of Sales On The Rocks. Tune in as they discuss the balancing of optimization for conversion and overdeliver in the sales process. Joey unravels his secrets of becoming world-class at sales. They also share inspiring tips about unwiring negativities. Plus, heartfelt insight about what the Best Damn Agency has created. What's in JJ's glass: Whiskey This Cast Covers: The athletic accomplishment that Joey is proud of (4:10)JJ tells a story of his car being caught on fire (07:21) Attention, likability, and credibility in a nutshell (12:09)A teaser of Joey's book for agencies (13:28)Find out what Joey thought about the third season of “Stranger Things'' (16:35)Underselling too much hurts profitability and revenue (19:56)The client's success could be at risk in overselling (20:05)How to balance undersell vs. overdeliver (20:38)Creating good clients can shrink your Total Addressable Market (TAM) (21:42)Learn about the Harmonic Triangle of Mike Blasco (22:54)The people's feedback on the BDA's delivery side (27:01)Joey's spectacular skills make him world-class at sales (29:23)College is stupid and a degree doesn't matter (31:08)Find out if Joey always had a high standard for success (32:45)Thinking about what's worth for the future than settling for less helps Joey to become a master at sales (35:30)Metrics for accountability or scoreboards that help set sales goals (37:01)To sharpen one another as a family is what The Best Damn Agency has created (40:21)Best Damn Agency also helps people to lead a more holistic life (41:08)The value of outputs over inputs in sales (43:49)What bothers Joey's leadership capabilities (46:21)Learn about this 15 minutes TEDx Talk of Michael Neill that answers the question: Why aren't we awesomer? (51:40)Joey on changing wirings to be focused on the positive than negative perceptions in life (53:49)Additional Resources:The Sales Driven AgencyThe Best Damn Agency Mastermind
In this episode, we discuss Brent Faiyaz and Steve Lacy's new albums along with Jordan Peele's new film, Nope! We dive deep into Steve's ability to accomplish so much at a young age and what the main point of Nope was (it's a gonna be a spectacle *winks*).
Summer camping trips are the best: warm weather, hikes, roughing it in a tent, feeling like you're being watched by a dark figure lurking in the shadows. This is what summer is all about, right? Follow Be. Busta on Insta: @Be.Busta To listen to the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/BeScaredYT Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/BeScaredPod If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://bescared.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/BeScaredPod If you would like to submit a story for the chance to have it narrated on this channel, please send your story to the following email: Bish.Busta@gmail.com Music: All music was taken from Myuuji's channel and Incompetech by Kevin Mcleod which can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/user/myuuji http://incompetech.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
If you're a Stressed Out Successes who's constantly asking the question, “But what job will really make me happy?” or “If this doesn't make me happy then what will?”, then this episode is for you. Listen now. LATEST ANNOUNCEMENTS: Want to learn what it really takes to release stress 10X FASTER? Then you don't want to miss this FREE Masterclass where I teach you: The SPECIFIC critical mistakes every Stressed Out Success is making that is keeping them in an endless cycle of stress with nothing to show for. The 3 powerful shifts needed in order to finally stop being a stressed out Leader. An EASY formula you can use to break that negative thinking (that works like a charm)! Plus, you'll learn all about the Stressproof Method and how Executives and Leaders around the world are applying it to achieve massive results in their lives. For instant access head on over to https://www.stressproofpodcast.com/freemasterclass Watched the training and ready to go deeper? Get the support you need to melt away stress faster than ever before so that you can shine at work like you know you're capable of and get BACK to enjoying your life with the people you love!
Jackie details a story on when Usher was in Australia trying to hit up a bunch of ladies but failed miserably! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This episode we discuss the latest Marvel / Disney show - Ms Marvel. How did it hold up against the other Marvel series so far & was it worth the watch?In trailer time - we look at Rings of Power, Nope and Game of Thrones Sequel - House of the DragonMart's been to the theatre to watch We Will Rock You (it's great!), Rob's Watched the new Baz Lurman movie - Elvis and Mart's rewatched the Black Widow movie again.Wrapping up, Mart talks the Apple TV series - The Essex SerpentWe're always on the lookout for recommendations so please give us a shout!Send us your suggestions for what we should be watching:wehavebeenwatchingpodcast@gmail.comIf you'd like to become a patron:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=55368632You can also find us here:https://linktr.ee/WHBWpodcastTry out our YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCqOaBzRYx0SvkadS27FfGIASupport the show
I crossed the 100 musicals and play mark since I was vaccinated and Jacks was kind enough to join me and talk about a ton of great shows! Follow Jacks at https://twitter.com/JacklynCTweets Check us both out on the City Girls Pod https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXv4sBF3mPUCIWkSCbv5ri4PDpc7jLX1x Check out all my theater reviews at https://rachelsmusings.net/ Get your #animationjunkie merch at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hallmarkies?ref_id=8581 For all of my interviews https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUXrD_GPfFY&list=PL7wz447AgL4zCpbwD6finm99UJtugYhnb Please support my content on patreon at https://www.patreon.com/hallmarkies Listen to Hallmarkies Podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hallmarkies-podcast/id1296728288 Follow Rachel's Reviews on Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/rachels-reviews/id1278536301?mt=2 Follow my blog at https://rachelsreviews.net Follow me on twitter https://twitter.com/rachel_reviews Follow me on facebook https://www.facebook.com/smilingldsgirlreviews/ Find the patreon at https://www.patreon.com/hallmarkies You can find the rest of the interviews at rotoscopers.com Follow me on twitter twitter.com/rachel_reviews Follow Rachel's Reviews on youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/smilingldsgirl Follow Rachel on facebook www.facebook.com/smilingldsgirlreviews Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Up first: Game of Thrones news (AND MORE) from San Diego Comic Con 2022! And then: Is William going to off himself? Is Charlotte going to pull all the skin off her arm? But most of all, who the heck gave Christina these powers, and how could it possibly have been herself?? We want to hear from YOU! You can find us on our website or on the social medias under our parent podcast, The Kid-Free Weekend: Web: podofthrones.com Email: jeff@podofthrones.com or jennifer@podofthrones.com Twitter: @kidfreeweekend (Jennifer) or @podofthrones (Jeff) YouTube: The Kid-Free Weekend Facebook: The Kid-Free Weekend
So San Diego Comic-Con happened. But Donnell was out camping with no internet. So he came home and had to catch up on all of it. And now he want's to talk about it. Robert apparently was to busy to watch anything other than a Ryan Gosling movie. Oh, and I guess the Orville happened too. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/watchin-it/support
Continuing on with our Summer of Blockbusters, Mark picked the 2003 film Bad Boys II. The post #253: That Time We Watched Bad Boys II appeared first on Tortellini at Noon.
PATREON TV-SHOW DISCUSSION: This TV-Show was selected by our Patreon Supporters over at the Cinematic Doctrine Patreon. Support as little as $3 a month and have your voice heard! Disney released two shows at once rather than one at a time! Weird!! Patreon Supporters picked Ms. Marvel over Obi-Wan Kenobi. Not weird! Topics:(PATREON EXLUSIVE) 40-minutes talking about the incomprehensible Marvel-fan backlash to Thor: Love and Thunder, as well as tangents on Metallica, Rockband and Guitar Hero, and Seventh-Gen Console gaming (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) Daniel enjoys how Ms. Marvel has a positive perspective on organized religion. Melvin reads some of Iman Vellani's Letterboxd reviews from 2020. Maybe not specifically, but conceptually there's a lot to find relatable in Ms. Marvel for anyone who's grown up in a healthy, yet difficult religious setting. The choice to give Ms. Marvel 'hardlight' powers may have been a wise VFX choice when compared to that abysmal She-Hulk trailer. Extra characters live their life in the world of Ms. Marvel, which other Disney Plus Marvel shows don't really have. The portrayal of family dynamics is also quite excellent in Ms. Marvel. Melvin liked the lore behind the Jinn when it felt like a classic, tragic ghost-story. He did not, however, like them as villains overall. Daniel noticed most online criticism for Ms. Marvel was from people who hadn't watched the show. The end of the show makes a lore-change that some have found annoying. Melvin asserts how little he cares about that. Recommendations: NLT One Year Chronological Study Bible Nectar in a Sieve by Kamala Markandaya (Book) The Sandman (Graphic Novel) Support on Patreon for Unique Perks! Early access to uncut episodes Vote on a movie/show we review Social Links: TikTok Twitter Website Facebook Group Support the show
HEY YOU GUYSSS!!!! We have a very special episode for you today where we talk about everyone's favorite child adventure film, The Goonies (1985) And on todays episode we have a very special guest from Netflix's Fuller House, Michael Campion!!!! We talk to Michael about one of his favorite films and his experience as a child actor and comparing it to these child actors of the 80s!!
Our heroes enjoy a film about horses and nothing else.
Hour 1 - Howard and Jeremy talk about who is the most interesting player to watch at training camp.
Watched 20 Hours of Combat Sports, since Friday - ONE 159, Bellator 283 & UFC London Recap SPONSORED BY https://www.instagram.com/supremeoftheuk/?hl=en https://www.instagram.com/cfr_sports/?hl=en
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Jennifer is enjoying the ride of Westworld Season 4, but after this last episode's twists, Jeff is now enraged, and is ready to drop himself into a giant vat of brain flies. We want to hear from YOU! You can find us on our website or on the social medias under our parent podcast, The Kid-Free Weekend: Web: podofthrones.com Email: jeff@podofthrones.com or jennifer@podofthrones.com Twitter: @kidfreeweekend (Jennifer) or @podofthrones (Jeff) YouTube: The Kid-Free Weekend Facebook: The Kid-Free Weekend
Watched a lot of shows this week. Talked about some movies and i had a talk with Yo A Nerd. It was a good time in this eps and I hope y'all like it. FTO Nerd Talk: Facebook https://m.facebook.com/ftonerdtalk/Instagram https://www.instagram.com/ftonerdtalks/Twitter https://twitter.com/ftonerdtalk/Website: https://www.ftonerdtalk.com/
Our heroes watch a very silly movie saved by nostalgia.
In their first serialized adventure {in 5 parts}, Lem and Fanshaw accompany a "studier of the supernatural" to face something they may never have seen before - a ghost ... or at least a ghost that can affect the "real world". Written and Produced by Julie Hoverson Cast List Lemuel Roberts /Deadeye Kid - J. Spyder Isaacson Clarence Fanshaw - J. Hoverson Dr. Sullivan - Michael Coleman {Tales of the Extraordinary} Mr. Cartland - Reynaud LeBoeuf Emma Cartland - Jacquie Duckworth Melody Heath - Melissa Bartell Red - Jack Kincaid (Edict Zero) Hank - Mark Olson Clyde Wishwell - Bob Noble Mr. Baker - Paul Green {Encyclopedia of Weird Westerns} Add'l voices by Gene Thorkildsen Cover Design: Brett Coulstock [Old photos used to make Fanshaw purchased from www.recycledrelatives.com] Announcer: Glen "Ole Hoss" Hallstrom Opening theme: "The Wreck of Old '97" from public domain recording found on archive.org Any incidental music: Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com) Editing and Sound: Julie Hoverson ------- No gunshots herald his approach. No trademark left behind him when he leaves. The Kid had his fill of notoriety in days gone by - as plenty of empty boots can surely testify. Some say he rides alone. That's the Deadeye Kid. **************************************************************** Haunting Melody Cast: [opening credits/Olivia] LEMuel Roberts - Spyder Clarence FANSHAW - julie Dr. SULLIVAN - Michael coleman Mr. CARTLAND - Mrs. EMMA Cartland - Jacquie Duckworth MELODY Heath - RED - HANK - CLYDE Wishwell - Bob Noble Mr. Baker, the real expert - Paul Greene OPENER OLD HOSS No gunshots herald his approach. No trademark left behind him when he leaves. The Kid had his fill of notoriety in days gone by - as plenty of empty boots can surely testify. Some say he rides alone. That's the Deadeye Kid. CLOSER OLD HOSS The lonely cowboy cliché, always riding out, heading... yonder. Join us again in two weeks when he rides back over that far horizon. MUSIC SOUND BUCKBOARD, HORSES FANSHAW [straining] I think I can just make out a structure of some sort. LEM Not much further now. SULLIVAN Excellent. I am in your debt for all your help in getting me out here. LEM Woulda been a mite easier if'n you were were saddled, stead of carted. Some of these ruts-- SULLIVAN I've never been much of a horseman. And this is a fairish wagon. FANSHAW Garish, rather. LEM Well, I reckon it was cheap. SULLIVAN Oh, yes. They rented it to me at a very reasonable rate. FANSHAW Ah, rented. That explains why he has not repainted over the "Piewacket Players" placard on the side. SULLIVAN I understand a couple of the actors are - um - incarcerated for some while. Renting me the wagon and horses saved them board and stowage. Everyone benefits. FANSHAW Actually, some of these murals are rather good. If the players are half as talented as their painter, it might be worth seeking out one of their performances. LEM [dubious] I reckon. FANSHAW [musing] King Lear. Julius Caeser. Romeo and Juliet. [chuckles] They seem to perform a lot of the classics. Shakespeare. LEM Mmm. FANSHAW Did you know that in Shakespeare's day - some 250 years ago - it was illegal for women to perform on the stage? LEM Hush. FANSHAW Oh, Lem, do let me impart a little culture for once. LEM [Annoyed grunt] FANSHAW Particularly while you cannot argue. As I was saying, back in the day, all the female parts were played by young men. SULLIVAN Oh, goodness! Look at that! LEM [eager] Whatsat? SULLIVAN That's an awfully steep hill up ahead. You think the wagon can manage it? LEM I reckon so, reverend. SULLIVAN "Doctor", please. I prefer it as an honorific. LEM [puzzled] But you're a "man o' god"? SULLIVAN And a man of science as well. I firmly believe that the church cannot simply deny science, but must embrace it, and hand in hand we shall move forward into the next century! LEM [dubious] A'right then. FANSHAW Fervent, isn't he? SULLIVAN Sorry. I find I must defend myself constantly - both against those who find science and religion incompatible, and against those who pooh-pooh my branch of science entirely. LEM Oh? SULLIVAN [defiant] I have made a comprehensive study of the existence of ghosts. LEM [choking back a cough] OH. FANSHAW Oh, dear. MUSIC MELODY [off] [wailing, hysterics] SOUND DOOR OPENS, WAILING UP CARTLAND Don't that girl ever shut up? EMMA Bart! She swears she's being tormented. SOUND DOOR SHUTS CARTLAND Hysteria. You women can't stop yourselves from being women, but the least you can do is keep quiet when a man wants to think. EMMA What do you want me to do? Lock her in a madhouse? She's my own flesh and blood! CARTLAND Your sister is pitching a fit 'cause she ain't getting her own way. Nothing more. EMMA But what if it is something more? CARTLAND I got that well in hand. EMMA What? How? CARTLAND Don't go questioning me, woman. Where's my grub? MUSIC SULLIVAN [pugnacious] Do you, or do you not believe in ghosts? FANSHAW [short bark of a laugh] LEM [dry] I reckon I do. SULLIVAN Many people believe that the supernatural is somehow at cross-purposes with the bible, but it isn't so. Ever since Solomon, the wisest men in the good book studied the ways of the supernatural, in order to overcome it. LEM Solomon. Izzat the king fellow? FANSHAW Famous for his wise judgment. And not cutting up the baby. SULLIVAN Traditionally, many have always believed that the dead may carry on, side by side with the living, unseen but always present. LEM Ain't this more of a church question? SULLIVAN What do you mean? LEM Well, if you believe folks just hunker down once they passed on, then what you think of heaven? SULLIVAN I don't believe every soul lingers. Have you ever heard of Purgatory? FANSHAW Oh, goodness. LEM Ain't that a town in Nevada territory? SULLIVAN In the bible, purgatory is a place where people who are not good enough to go to heaven nor evil enough to go directly to hell are judged. FANSHAW Which bible, precisely? LEM Guess I never got that far in bible learnin. SULLIVAN It is the premise for all my theories that purgatory is not a place, but merely a "state"-- LEM [playing dumb] Wyoming? [1890] FANSHAW [grim] Ask him which bible. SULLIVAN [trying not to get exasperated] --and that spirits that need to be redeemed, or to mend their ways, may in fact be "in purgatory" much like someone could be "in a foul temper" - right next to us. FANSHAW Balderdash! Utter rubbish! LEM Looky there! That should be the ranch now! MUSIC MELODY [heavy breathing, end of crying jag] SOUND TAP ON THE DOOR, DOOR OPENS EMMA Melody? Are you feeling a little better? MELODY [sullen] I been bit. EMMA Bit? By what? A rat? MELODY Come and look. EMMA I'll fetch a lantern. MELODY No! EMMA Or open the shutters? MELODY No!! They don't like the light! I kin only open them at night. EMMA [very upset] oh. What can I do to help? MELODY [disheartened] Nothing. EMMA Are you hungry? There's some good stew. MELODY I can't. I just can't. EMMA Here, show me that bite. MUSIC LEM [quiet] What's gnawing on you? FANSHAW I do not consider myself a particularly religious fellow, but if there is one thing I have found quite frustrating about the wide open west it is that so many people simply decide that they are experts on this or that subject, and other people believe them, for lack of any alternatives. LEM Mm? FANSHAW He claims to know the bible, but then he goes on about this spiritism nonsense. And purgatory! I may not be a divinity scholar but a childhood of churchgoing taught me that that is a catholic conceit, and he's got it wrong anyway. Purgatory was where souls waited out a period of penance, while their friends and family prayed for their release. LEM How'd they know if they got out? FANSHAW I believe the priests would tell them. It always smacked of extortion to me. LEM [laughs] Well. How's all this gonna make a damn lick of difference just now? FANSHAW What? LEM Whatever it is he believes - it gonna change the price of oats? FANSHAW [sigh] No. LEM Good. That's cleared up, then. Road's widenin up, and we'll be alongside the wagon agin soon. MUSIC EMMA We need to send Melody somewhere. If only you had let her marry-- CARTLAND She's 16 - too damn young, and don't know her own mind. EMMA I know, but if she was away-- CARTLAND Dammit woman. You are my wife, and I will not be argued with. EMMA Of course. [beat] Something bit her. CARTLAND Bit? Like a snake? EMMA The marks....um... they looked-- CARTLAND Oh, just spit it out. EMMA They looked like they were made by a man! MUSIC SOUND THEY ARE STOPPED. HORSES, HARNESS, DISMOUNT, ETC. SULLIVAN Thank you ever so much for helping me to find my way. I'm not much of an outdoorsman. Or horseman. FANSHAW Nor much of a cleric, apparently. LEM Right happy to help. Why is it you were comin all the way out here in the first place? [chuckles] Not to put on a play. SULLIVAN [chuckles] It is rather a curious wagon, isn't it? But I am afraid my job here is rather confidential. CARTLAND [yelling from off] Is that the Reverend? Get on in here! SULLIVAN [dithering] Oh, um I-- LEM I'll look to your horses. You get along. SULLIVAN Excellent. FANSHAW I don't like him. LEM You don' like his views. FANSHAW They're gibberish! LEM 'Zat anythin like folderol? [serious] Why'n't you go on in and see what brand o' folderol he's spinnin to the good folks inside. FANSHAW [stiff upper lip] I shall try and keep my temper. LEM [muttered] Tryin never hurt no one. SOUND A FEW MOMENTS OF UNHARNASSING, THEN SUDDEN TUSSLE, RED GRABS LEM AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL OF THE BARN SOUND HORSES ANNOYED, SHYING SOUND GUN COCKS RED [snarled] The Deadeye Kid. MUSIC SOUND FANSHAW ENTERS CARTLAND --convince her it ain't nothing but temper! EMMA But the bite! SULLIVAN A bite? EMMA She looks like she was bit, bad. CARTLAND There's no way anyone could get in there and bite her. SULLIVAN It isn't unheard of. FANSHAW A bite? CARTLAND [suspicious] Really? EMMA See! SULLIVAN Manifestations have demonstrated their ability to affect the material world in any number of ways. FANSHAW [suspicious] Oh. Do tell? CARTLAND There's a simple answer for this. She bit her own damn self. She pulls one more shenanigan, and I'm taking a strap to the damn girl. EMMA Never! Our father wouldn't-- CARTLAND He shoulda! If your sister weren't spoiled, we wouldn't have to have this idjit in. SULLIVAN Sir! I am well respected in-- CARTLAND [furious, overbearing] You are here to prove this ain't nothing but women's hysteria and a mulish girl's temper. EMMA But if it is something else? FANSHAW What do you think it may be, I wonder? CARTLAND Either she's doing this to herself, or she's plumb loco. Which way do you prefer? She's your flesh and blood. SOUND BEHIND DOOR - CRASH MELODY [screams] [BREAK] MUSIC RED What the hell are you doing here? LEM Do I... know you? RED Mebbe not, but I know you. You're the Deadeye Kid. LEM [resigned] Who'd I kill, that yer so riled about? RED What in tarnation is wrong with you? LEM Aside from being slammed up agin a barn, with iron in my face, nuttin comes to mind. RED I'us there in Carson City. Five years ago. Watched you take down Iron John Sandoval. LEM [after a pause] And? RED Saw how fast y'are. Hmph. Used to be. LEM Mmm? RED [offended] You din't even see me comin. LEM My mind was took up with sumpin else. SOUND HAMMER EASES BACK RED You should vamoose. This ain't no place for them as has lost their edge. LEM You might wanna back off a piece. RED Whyzzat? Can't look me in the face and admit you're getting old? LEM My gun hand's starting to cramp up sumpin fierce, and I cain't ease down til you pull your cohones off'n the barrel. RED You - what? [looking down, gasps] LEM Right shame to shave your stumps - seein as we're all compadres now. SOUND BACKS OFF SOUND HAMMER DOWN, GUN INTO HOLSTER, SLAP ON THE BACK LEM You look like a man that might could use a drink. MUSIC SOUND HORSES, BARN SOUND FANSHAW ENTERS FANSHAW I say, Lem? Are you alone? LEM Lessen you wanna chat with the hosses. FANSHAW What do you really think of this fellow? LEM From yer tone, I'm guessin you mean the reverend - doctor. FANSHAW Ye-ess. LEM I figger he's harmless. Cain't actually know a lick about all's he's talkin about. FANSHAW Right. [beat] Do you ever wonder? LEM I wonder alla time. Any particular wonderin yer wonderin about? FANSHAW About this. About spirits. About good and evil. LEM Never reckoned on em hitched like'at. FANSHAW You don't think of ghosts as being somehow inherent wicked? LEM You havin a crisis of faith? I reckon jest like with anyone, only you can know if you're evil. FANSHAW I - well, I don't mean myself, I suppose. LEM [teasing] So you think you're better than e'rbody else. FANSHAW No. I don't know. LEM What brought all this on? FANSHAW From what I observed in the house, there may be an argument here for an evil spirit of some sort. LEM And? FANSHAW And? And what? LEM Spirits're just as evil or saintly as the folks they used to be. Don't make no nevermind to no one but me. FANSHAW I mean an evil spirit with ... powers. LEM [sure] Ain't no such thing. FANSHAW Are you so very certain? MUSIC SOUND OUTSIDE, WALKING LEM I ain't never seen no spirit could touch nothin in the real world. FANSHAW Neither have I, but what if there is? LEM We do whatever we gots to. SOUND FEET APPROACH RED [coming in] Kid! LEM [sigh] Just Lem, if'n you please. RED Oh, drat. Right. You done with them horses? LEM Tucked up tight. You ast about the job? FANSHAW Job? RED Mr. Cartland's right happy to have another hand, even if you don't plan on staying fer long. With all that's been a-going on-- LEM What all is it that's been a-goin on? FANSHAW Evil spirits. LEM Is it what's been drivin off all your help? RED Come on, let's getcha some grub. Hank'll be pleased to have someone new to jaw to. MUSIC SOUND KITCHEN, EATING SOUND DOOR OPENS HANK Red. RED Hank. This is Lem. Come in with the doctor fella. LEM Hank. HANK You work for the reverend? RED He's-- LEM I work fer jest about anyone as needs me. Doctor needed a guide. RED Lem's gonna help out round here fer a while. LEM Long as the doc's on hand, might as well make myself useful. HANK Did you tell him what's going on? What cleared us out? RED Here, have a plate of stew, Lem. I'm sure Hank can tell it better'n me. HANK [uncertain] Oh, I--- RED He actually saw it. LEM Saw what? HANK That girl. She's possessed! LEM Possessed of what? HANK No! Possessed! Taken over by an evil spirit! LEM [considering] I don't figger I put much stock in such things. Ain't no other explanation? HANK What else could explain how I - I saw a strange light in her window late at night-- LEM What were you doin' out? HANK [thrown off] What? I was - uh - having a smoke. LEM She a good-lookin' girl? Apart from whatever travail she's in? HANK That ain't the point. I was off a ways and saw a light. It din't look natural. So I went closer to see. LEM How high's this window? HANK I don't know! Chest-high, I s'pose. But I sawr everything! [yarning] Right from the first, I was froze to the spot. Couldn't look away. In this strange blueish colored light, there was something flyin back and forth across the room-- LEM A bird? HANK No! A cushion or a hat or something - something that had no damn business flyin! LEM [mild amazement] Oh! HANK And then I saw the girl herself crawling about the floor like an animal. LEM Mebbe she dropped sumpin. HANK But it weren't natural! You can explain away one thing after another, but that light won't never look right. LEM I meant no disrespect, just know how late at night moonlight can be a bit mazy. Can make things look wrong way round and bigger than life. HANK Well, this weren't out in the moonlight - it was in her room. LEM Right. HANK You ain't a-scared? LEM I'm a bit behind when it comes to afearin things. Got to see sumpin for myself before I can work up to gooseflesh. Yerself? HANK I'm pert near hightailing it out of here, I tell you what. One more night like that and you'll be seeing the back of me. RED Ain't likely, Hank old hoss. You relish the tellin of your tall tales too much to miss a chance fer another one. MUSIC CARTLAND It's pure mulishness, is what it is. The girl wanted to marry, and I said no. SULLIVAN You're surely not her father, though? CARTLAND Father's passed on. I ain't blood, but I married her sister and that makes me the lawful man of the house and head of this family. She gots to understand that. EMMA I still think-- CARTLAND Regardless of whether she's old enough to marry, I wan't about to let her run off to the damn Wishwells and take half the ranch with her. EMMA Our father left us even shares. FANSHAW Hmm. And that man married yours. SULLIVAN Ah. I should talk to the girl, now. MUSIC HANK Well. SOUND SLAPS THIGHS, GETS UP HANK That hay won't pitch itself. Care to lend a hand, feller? LEM Lem. I-- RED I need him yet fer a mite. I'll send him along when we're through. LEM That's a mighty fine looking belt buckle you got there, Hank. Turquoise? HANK Yup. LEM And silver. [musing] Mighty fine. SOUND WALKS OUT DOOR LEM Why d'you stay, Red? RED Been with Mr. Cartland for nigh on 10 years. Since before he married the missus. Fact is, that was when we came through Carson City. LEM You friends? RED Nah, he ain't one fer making friends of the hands. But he's fair. Hard, but fair. LEM Now tell me. [a bit humorous] Apart from having the nerve of a grizzly, why ain't you scairt? RED I plumb don't feel it. Whatever's a-going on with the girl, it don't hit me here. You ken? LEM I reckon. RED It's like ... play actors. They can make you like the story, but they cain't never make it real. LEM Gotta good solid head on them shoulders, Red. I purpose to find out what all's transpirin here, and if'n yer strapped fer it, I'd shore thank'ee kindly for any help. RED [admiring] You ain't lost none of yer sand, have ya? LEM I reckon the wind's just blowin it in the right direction these days. MUSIC SOUND DOOR CREAKS OPEN SULLIVAN Young lady? MELODY [very tired and small sounding] Who's there? CARTLAND It's the feller gonna tell you what a liar you been. EMMA Husband! CARTLAND Go on then. Tell her. EMMA I'll open them shutters. MELODY No! EMMA Just a crack! It's fair dark in here! SOUND FEET, SHUTTERS SULLIVAN Sir! I must insist on being able to interview the girl in relative peace! CARTLAND I ain't a-stopping you. SULLIVAN You must be quiet and leave the girl to answer for herself. EMMA Please! CARTLAND [somewhat subdued] Go on. SULLIVAN Miss Heath, your lady sister has told me some of your symptoms, but I would like to hear them from you. What is your chief complaint? MELODY They never let me sleep! FANSHAW [far corner] Poor girl does look tired. CARTLAND Nor us out here! I ain't had a good night through in weeks. SULLIVAN [sharp] Shh! [calm] They? Who are "they"? MELODY You won't believe me any more than anyone else does. CARTLAND Hmph. SULLIVAN I believe a great many things. Pray, humor me. MELODY They come at night, and pinch me. Pinch my arms and legs - all over! And one bit me - See here! CARTLAND You bit your own damn self! MELODY [whimpers] SULLIVAN Sir! Would you be kind enough to leave? As long as you insist on berating the poor girl, she will never be calm enough to tell me all her troubles. CARTLAND Fine. Come on, woman. SOUND DOOR ROUGHLY OPENS EMMA Shouldn't I stay? For decency's sake? CARTLAND Man's a holy father, even if he is a soft-headed idjet. Whatcha think he might do? EMMA I suppose. MELODY I'll call if I need help! EMMA You do that. SOUND DOOR SHUTS MUSIC SOUND MOVING THROUGH UNDERBRUSH RED From his yarn, Hank was right about'chere when he saw the lights. LEM Hard to reckon what this'ud look like in full dark. What'us the moon like? RED Middling, round about. LEM Hmm. And that'ud be the window? RED Yup. Though way Hank tells it, it was full open when he was looking. LEM [surprised] Oh! RED What? LEM Let's fade back a bit. Don't want anyone to spy us. RED Why? Mm? [sees] Oh! MUSIC [BREAK] AMB OUTDOORS FANSHAW There you are! I've just witnessed the most appalling-- RED Did we really see what I think we jest saw? LEM I'm afeared so. RED That varmint! Taking advantage of a nice-- LEM She din't look "put out" to me. Any fired-up on her part weren't the angry kind, if you catch me. FANSHAW [sarcastic] Oh. So you saw it too. How useful am I? LEM Mighty useful. [slightly different] To know that sumpin's up with them. Looked like they knowed each other afore this. RED I guess you could safely say that. FANSHAW I tactfully took my leave. SOUND HOOFBEATS APPROACH RED Who in tarnation? Damn! LEM What? RED [heavy import] That's Clyde Wishwell and his boys! MUSIC SOUND TAP ON DOOR EMMA Doctor? Is everything all right in there? SULLIVAN [within] Yes! Quite. SOUND FOOTSTEPS APPROACH THEIR SIDE OF DOOR SULLIVAN [within] I have all I need for the moment. SOUND DOOR OPENS SULLIVAN [cautious] Is your husband ...nearby? EMMA He had to step out. SULLIVAN [relieved] Ah. EMMA I have the guest room ready for you. Your drover can bunk with the men. SULLIVAN My--? Oh, yes. That fellow. My guide. SOUND STEPS OUT, CLOSES DOOR EMMA Is she... Is she going to be all right, sir? SULLIVAN I think this will take some time, but yes. I believe she can be saved. EMMA Saved? You talk like she's ailing! SULLIVAN [serious] She is. It is an ailment of the soul. MUSIC SOUND GENERAL DISMOUNTING, ETC. CARTLAND [barely concealed hostility] Wishwell. WISHWELL Mr. Cartland. I hope you don't mind the intrusion? CARTLAND What do you want? WISHWELL We found a fellow lost on our property, claims he'us supposed to be coming here. We decided to give him an escort. BAKER [a bit too much swagger] Yes, yes. Many thanks. You may go ahead and leave. WISHWELLS MEN [annoyed muttering] CARTLAND Who the devil are you? BAKER You sent for me. WISHWELL He was mighty tight about his business with you, Mr. Cartland. I'm right curious. BAKER That is between Mr. Cartland and myself. Are you waiting around for a reason? I could-- SOUND COINS RATTLE WISHWELL [civility slipping] No need, sir! I reckon a man does you a good turn, seeing you to your destination, rather than shooting your backside fulla buckshot as a trespasser, he deserves a bit of an explanation! CARTLAND Yeah. Explain. BAKER [exasperated] Very well. I am the ghost expert you sent away for. MUSIC AMB OUT BACK LEM Why'm I all of a sudden smellin a rat? FANSHAW You mean Sullivan's obvious "familiarity" with young miss Heath? LEM Biggest rat I seen recently. RED You think they got somethin "on" between them? LEM I'm wondrin has anyone actually clapped eyes on the fellow she got her heart pinned to. RED How'd you hear about that? FANSHAW Damn! LEM [calm] I just hear things. RED Oh. But it was one of the Wishwells she was a-hankerin after. FANSHAW And the Wishwells just rode in. Perhaps we should go and take a look at the other side of this little chess match. LEM Lets go get us a look at the Wishwells. RED Right. FANSHAW I'll stay in the house - keep an eye on the courting. MUSIC CARTLAND YOU'RE the expert? Then who the devil we got inside? [yelling over his shoulder] Emma! BAKER [smug] Well, I can't help you there, I'm no clairvoyant - merely a seeker after truth in the field of spiritualism. WISHWELL [a bit worried] Really? Hmm. SOUND DOOR OPENS, EMMA COMES ONTO PORCH EMMA What is it? Oh! Comp'ny! CARTLAND They ain't compny, they's Wishwells. Get that city slicker out here. We got a bit of a branding problem here. BAKER Are you implying there's someone here claiming to be me? CARTLAND Someone here's claiming something, but I don't know which of you it might be. SOUND SWITCH OF PERSPECTIVE, FEET APPROACHING - RED AND LEM BAKER [off a bit] I have credentials and letters of recommendation. RED That's Ezekial Wishwell, in the tan hat. He's a big rancher over t'other side of the valley. LEM And if one of his marries that Miss, inside- RED Reckon he'll get his hands on her half of the ranch here. LEM Hmm. SOUND FADING BACK TO CARTLAND's POV WISHWELL You sent off for a ghost hunter, and you cain't even remember his name? CARTLAND I contacted him through some damn psychical society in the newspaper out of Carson city. BAKER Yes. Precisely. The "friends in passing". CARTLAND And it's bad enough I gotta do such a damn fool thing just so's I can put my wife's mind at rest about her damn fool sister-- SOUND DOOR OPENS, FEET ON PORCH EMMA Here he is. SULLIVAN You needed me for something? [FADING BACK TO LEM] WISHWELL Whatcha gonna do with two of them? SULLIVAN Two of who? BAKER Is that the imposter? EMMA What? RED It's the doggonest thing I ever heered of! LEM It's a wonder, sure enough. FANSHAW They've vacated the - ahem - bedroom. RED You think there's gonna be a fight? Dunno that them two guys would make much of a scrap - that first one's too prissy and citified, and the other's kind of a runt. But it might be something to see. LEM I need a chance to palaver. FANSHAW This might explain the idiotic views of Sullivan - I mean, if he is the imposter. LEM [muttered] People can be thick as two thumbs and still ain't liars. Happens all th'time. SOUND FADING BACK TO CARTLAND RED Whazzat? LEM Trying to logic out which might be the one sposed to be here. FANSHAW Oh, there's the girl! SOUND BARE FEET ON WOODEN PORCH [argument that runs under above] SULLIVAN I am an ordained minister, sir, of the church of the holy seekers after truth! BAKER That hack cabal? They wouldn't know a phantom from an apparition. I have trained with the most respectable societies in the British Isles! SULLIVAN Hidebound stick-in-the-muds! BAKER Newfangled snot-nosed infants, tampering with forces outside your ken! SULLIVAN Infants! I'll have you know-- SOUND MELODY'S BARE FEET RUN OUT ONTO THE DIRT MELODY Stop! Please! [scream of terror, some thrashing about] CARTLAND What the devil? SULLIVAN Quickly, bring some warm tea, and a cold compress, if you have one. EMMA Yes! SOUND SHE DASHES INTO THE HOUSE BAKER Stay back! The girl is under attack. WISHWELL Looks like some kind of fit. CARTLAND Fit o' temper. Get up, girl! SOUND FEET ENTER LEM Mr. Cartland, might could I drop a word in your ear? CARTLAND Who the hell are you? Oh, right, you come in with the preacher - maybe preacher. LEM Something you need to know. FANSHAW Are you planning to tell him about the assignation? He'll do something terrible to that poor girl - you've seen how beastly he is to her. LEM I know you're looking after the best interests of your family here. FANSHAW He threatened to beat her! CARTLAND I do what I gotta. FANSHAW Even if she is feigning all of this, surely she doesn't deserve-- LEM And I can tell you're purt near your wits end. CARTLAND zat so? LEM I think you done took more than most men can take, so I don't fault you none for flyin off the handle. I might could have an answer for all this. CARTLAND [interested] Really? LEM Yup. It was somethin that Sullivan fellow said regarding the bible. CARTLAND [disbelieving] Really? LEM Once they get this little dustup sorted, mebbe could I try something? CARTLAND What you planning? LEM I promise you, I don't reckon no one'll get hurt - leastways not bad - but beyond that, can't tell you much or it'll fall flat. CARTLAND Is this some of this spiritual hoodoo manure? LEM Well, let's say I'm gonna connive them into believin it is. CARTLAND Hmm... [chuckle] Go on, then. MUSIC EMMA She's settled again, but she keeps tossing and a-turning. CARTLAND [calmer] If I'm right, and she's just doing this all out of pique, what do you think should be done? You really think us going on and giving in is gonna make everything all right? EMMA Me? I-- but it's too drastic to be-- CARTLAND I ain't asking if you think she's making it all up, just what you reckon we should oughtta do if she is. EMMA Oh. [pacing] Well. It's a terrible thing she's doing - if she's doing it. But it can't be easy on her, either. All them hurts she's took. CARTLAND Lotta effort to make you feel sorry for her. EMMA If she's faking, then wouldn't the reverend know it? CARTLAND Stick to the question at hand. EMMA You're much less riled than you been in days - do you know something? CARTLAND With two doctor types on hand, how can I not see a light at the end of this here tunnel? EMMA Oh. CARTLAND [almost gentle] I'm waiting. EMMA I agree - we can't, in good conscience, let her get her way through these kinds of shenanigans - always assuming she's-- CARTLAND Yes, yes. We're assuming. EMMA But what can we do for punishment? Lock her away? I couldn't bear that. CARTLAND What'choo think about schooling? EMMA What? CARTLAND Send her off to school - back east or somewheres where rich folks send their girls, and take the cost of the schooling out of her half the ranch. We'll call it bail. EMMA It would keep her away from the Wishwells. And it would get her away from-- CARTLAND Us? EMMA [sigh] Yes. MUSIC LEM I may not have the booklearnin y'all have, but I did have me a granny who did midwifing and could see and talk to all manner of spirits. SULLIVAN Really? How ...rustic BAKER You should never pooh-pooh the lay folk. Many have toiled in the fields of the supernatural without even realizing they did. Back home in-- SULLIVAN Of course, it is only a pity that so often they were seen as enemies of the church and persecuted, rather than embraced and put to good works. FANSHAW Good gad, they're even worse in harmony. LEM Well, Granny once told me of a sure cure for a plague of spirits. BAKER Oh yes? FANSHAW Watch out, he'll write a monograph on your granny. Did you really have one? LEM O'course. It ain't easy, and it ain't exactly safe. But when the only other path is being ridden round with spirits all your life, it's sometimes a risk you gots to take. SULLIVAN Dangerous? LEM O'course. You got to make the spirits flee outta the afflicted one, and t'only way to do it is to convince them you're about to kill that person. SULLIVAN [horrified] KILL? BAKER That makes a strange sort of sense. LEM Best ways are violent. You cain't sneak up behind 'em, since half the convincin has to be that the one what's afflicted gots to believe it. FANSHAW Mention the flagellants in the bible. They used whips to cleanse themselves of-- SULLIVAN But we can't - that-that poor girl! BAKER I am not certain I could do it myself, but I would be most interested in observing. LEM Oh, I can do it. You two should oughta make sure no one else gets in the way, though. SULLIVAN But you wouldn't really hurt her? LEM I s'pose it depends. Sometimes, the spirits are figurin you wouldn't really hurt no one, and they hang on for the first hurt or two. Like them fellas that whip themselves bloody right there in the bible. SULLIVAN [horrified] Oh no! I can't let you do that to any poor defenseless woman. LEM Don't think it's your choice to make, old hoss. BAKER As long as she is afflicted, it will have to be dealt with. SULLIVAN Let me try something else, first! I might have a way to-- LEM That's right fine. We'll come along and observe your way. SULLIVAN No! It's -- it has to be performed in total secrecy. LEM Cain't hide from the spirits, though. FANSHAW I take the hint. BAKER You should be grateful for the help. SULLIVAN Leave me alone for a minute! I have to - to pray! SOUND WALKS OFF FAST LEM [almost a chuckle] BAKER What got into him? FANSHAW I think he truly cares for the girl. LEM A mighty old spirit indeed. MUSIC [BREAK] EMMA They're gonna hurt her? CARTLAND They don't think it will come to much. Just enough to scare the spirits out of her. EMMA Melody's my sister - I cain't just let them beat her! CARTLAND [trying to be comforting] Don't sound like there's any other way they're gonna manage this. [beat] This feller sounds like he knows what he's doing. EMMA [incredulous] Sounds like he--? How can you say that? CARTLAND [curt] I will stop him before he does anything too... drastic. EMMA You got no fine feelings about seeing her hurt. You would have-- CARTLAND [getting annoyed] I'da punished her, yeah. Now get out my way. I'm done talkin! MUSIC RED Lem, over here a minute. LEM [queit] Yeah? [up] Mister Baker, why don't you see if the lady of the house might be able to find you a spot to sleep tonight? BAKER And that charlatan? LEM Doctor Sullivan? You let me handle him. Oh, and - sunset. That's the time to deal with ghosts. BAKER Sunset? LEM So says my gran. BAKER Right. I am quite interested to see how this goes. SOUND BAKER WALKS OFF LEM Sorry about that. RED What are you up to? LEM Takin a tip from the bible. You with me? RED Spect so. WISHWELL Could I have a word with you, sir? LEM [sigh] Spect so. MUSIC SOUND TAPPING ON WOOD [Sullivan sounds very different, western, rather than citified, and is speaking quietly, to avoid being overheard] SULLIVAN Melody? Melody? FANSHAW Hmph. Praying indeed. I would say he's rather old for her, but that moustache doesn't do much to hide a cheek that's barely seen a razor. SULLIVAN Please, Mel, honey! SOUND TEENSY CREAK OPEN MELODY Wallace? You shouldn't be out there! FANSHAW Wallace? SULLIVAN I had to come! Everything's falling apart. MELODY What do you mean? SULLIVAN They've got some cockamamie scheme, and sounds like they're planning to hurt you. Maybe bad. MELODY Emma'd never let them do that! SULLIVAN There's enough people here got no patience left, I doubt but that she couldn't stop them. Can't you turn this? MELODY It's got away from me! What can I do? SULLIVAN Maybe just say you're cured? MELODY And then what? That leaves me here with folks that hate me and no chance o'nothin'? No chance of... us? I'll die first! SULLIVAN I'll try and come up with something. But if it comes down to it, stop them before they hurt you. Please promise you will! MELODY [grim] I'll do what I gotta do. MUSIC WISHWELL What you fixing to do, sir? LEM Come sunset, I'll take drastic measures to free that girl from her torment. WISHWELL You sound like you might have to kill her. LEM I'm sure the reverend - uh - doctor sullivan can speak you best on torment and the afterlife. He's got a nose fer it. WISHWELL But what exactly are you planning to do? FANSHAW Don't turn round. Sullivan is lurking. LEM [sigh] I hate to see anyone in pain. But sometimes, ain't no choice. If'n there's a spirit a-punishin that child, it ain't gon be easy to spook it out. I may have to shoot her. SOUND [men - including RED, WISHWELL, react] LEM [matter of fact] Don't worry none, though. I once shot a man eight times - a'purpose - and he din't die. [shrug] Can't use one hand no more, but apart from that he all healed up jest fine. WISHWELL [horrified] And Cartland's gonna let you go on and do this? LEM I get the feeling that if his wife would allow, he'd do it hisself - he's that plumb wore out with the girl. WISHWELL And what if we all decide to stop you? LEM I don't see as how it's any of your business. SOUND GUNS OUT WISHWELL [sterner] And what if we all decide to stop you? SOUND SHOTGUN COCKS CARTLAND [off] I think mebbe it's time fer you to get along home, then, Wishwell. SOUND GUNS UP WISHWELL [forces laugh] We were just looking out for your best interests, Cartland. Have you heard? This here fellow is fixing to shoot your sister. CARTLAND Well, something's gotta be done with the girl. FANSHAW Is he serious, or did you have a chance to warn him? LEM Glad to see you took my counsel serious, Mr. Cartland. FANSHAW Ah. CARTLAND And now Wishwell, you and your boys can take my counsel - Git! WISHWELL I'll be telling the sheriff about these goings on. CARTLAND You do that. Sunset's about an hour away - you won't get there and back by then. And I figure this way. If my wife's sister can be bit by ghosts, maybe she can get shot by them too. Ain't no one here gonna say otherwise, once all's said and done. MUSIC SOUND TAPPING ON SHUTTER MELODY Wallace? FANSHAW [explaining] That's Sullivan. SOUND TAPPING LEM [indistinguishable grunt] MELODY Wallace? SOUND SHUTTER CREAKS OPEN MELODY Are you-- [gasp of fear!] LEM You want to talk to me, girl. And you want to stay quiet. MELODY My sister is jest in the next room. LEM I know. And I ain't askin fer nothin improper. Cartland's got Sullivan sewed up in argument fer the moment, so I got one chance for you. MELODY Chance? Fer what? LEM Wallace. You in love with the boy, or jest lookin fer a way out from under your folks? MELODY We're in love. LEM You want him more than you want your share of the ranch? MELODY [teensy hesitation] Yes. LEM And would he and his take you without you had that parcel to offer? MELODY He would. LEM And his pa out there? Mr. Wishwell? MELODY [gasp] You know? LEM I know a lotta things. F'r'instance, tonight's gonna be an interestin night. MUSIC FANSHAW So if they're genuinely in love -- LEM I think they are. He's plumb torn up about the chance as she might get hurt. Mebbe she's not so worried, but she seems true. FANSHAW Then this is just like Shakespeare - Romeo and juliet. Families opposed to one another, romance between the younger generation. LEM 'Zat give us any aid with sorting out this rats nest? FANSHAW Well, they both died. So I guess not. LEM Hmm. Plays. FANSHAW What are you thinking? LEM Well... I was playing at solomon. Threatnin the girl to bring out-- FANSHAW [realizing] The real-- Yes! I've got it. Jolly clever. LEM I'm thinkin mebbe I got the wrong baby. FANSHAW The wrong what? MUSIC In house CARTLAND Can't be long now. EMMA You won't let him really hurt her, will you? CARTLAND [gentle] Emma. He promised he wouldn't. We have to convince her he would, though. She gots to believe it. EMMA Why? CARTLAND If she's faking, she has to cry off. If she ain't... well... he says the spirits gotta be convinced she's gonna die, so they'll haveta leave. EMMA Oh. I see. Thank you. CARTLAND [uncomfortable] Right. Just find us one of them schools, woudja? MUSIC OUTSIDE LEM [talking to a crowd] Much as it pains me to have to do this, um, I reckon there ain't no way to solve this problem til we drive out the spirits here. BAKER Where is the girl? LEM She's a coming. SOUND DOOR OPENS LEM Speak of the devil. SOUND SEVERAL PEOPLE WALKING OUT ON WOOD MELODY Please! What are you going to do? SULLIVAN I protest! I don't think this is safe! LEM [muttered] We got any other company? FANSHAW The wishwells never went very far. Just out of sight, then circled back. They're behind the barn. LEM Good. FANSHAW Red appears to be in his allotted position. Hank is nowhere to be seen. LEM Hmph. [up] Get on over here miss. MELODY I'm scared! CARTLAND It gots to be done. EMMA Be strong, Melody. FANSHAW No arguments? Hmm. I sense a reconciliation in the family. LEM Harmony ain't no bad thing. FANSHAW Rather goes with melody, actually. MELODY What is it you plan to do? LEM Gon' drive the evil sprits out. Need you to stand right here, miss. Don't move a muscle. You got me? MELODY Emma! I don't want to do this! EMMA Melody, there ain't no choice. Not no more. SULLIVAN I agree with the young lady - I feel this is too dangerous. MELODY Dangerous? Wh-what's a-going to happen? CARTLAND [commanding but not being mean] Stand still, and let the man do his work. LEM All y'all back on the porch now, if'n you please. SOUND FEET LEM Now miss, if you'll hold yerself real still. MELODY I'll do my best. SOUND GUNSHOT, HITS WOOD MELODY [screams!] [break?] EMMA Be careful! MELODY What did you do that for? LEM I'm shooting the ghosts. That's why you gotta hold real still. SOUND GUNSHOT MELODY [gasp] You nearly hit me! FANSHAW The wishwells are getting closer. LEM Good. SOUND THREE GUNSHOTS MELODy [scream of pain!] EMMA What's that? You said you wouldn't hurt her! Is that blood? LEM That's jest splinters. Stay back. SOUND TWO GUNSHOTS MELODY [scream] SULLIVAN Nooooooooo! SOUND RUNNING FEET, SLOW MO SOUND GUNSHOT SULLIVAN [argh! Death rattle] MELODy [scream, death rattle] FANSHAW [dry] Two with one shot. Oh my. EMMA [screaming] SOUND RUNNING FEET LEM Mr. Cartland, hold your wife. Mr. Baker? BAKER [flustered] um, um - yes. LEM You got any doctoring? BAKER Yes, yes, of course. I'll check on them. WISHWELL [coming roaring in] Nooo! CARTLAND What the devil you doing here, Wishwell? LEM Stay back, there. Let the doctor do his business. WISHWELL Wallace! Damn you, you sidewinder! You are a dead man! SOUND GUNS DRAW WISHWELL You ain't steppin in this time, Cartland! CARTLAND If I just saw what just happened, you kin have him. LEM [Unconcerned] Afore you start throwin lead, mebbe you two should take some of the blame on yerselves. CARTLAND What? WISHWELL You can go to blazes! LEM If you two weren't such prickly porcupines on the subject of them kids getting married, none of this woulda ever happened. CARTLAND That's who she wanted to marry? And he's a wishwell? WISHWELL He's my youngest, you son of a buzzard. Sent him off back east to school, make a better man of him. And now all that's ashes. CARTLAND He ain't a reverend, then? FANSHAW Goodness, they're a bit slow. LEM Hush, now! Now you two can be joined in your misery, like you might have been joined by them kids. Only damn fool you gotta hate now is me. CARTLAND He ain't said they're dead. Doctor? BAKER [calling] I'm doing what I can. WISHWELL My son? Is he still with us? LEM Hold it. SOUND GUN COCKS WISHWELL You stay out my way. SOUND SHOTGUN RACKED RED I think you better drop that gun Mr. Wishwell. CARTLAND I'll go and-- RED No, sir. You wait too. With all due respect. LEM If them kids survive this, you let em marry? CARTLAND They're too young. She is, anyway. [don't forget the bit about sullivan not being as old as the moustasche and beard make him look] WISHWELL You just don't wanna lose half the ranch. CARTLAND I got plans for that half the ranch. I got it planned right up til she comes of age. LEM Mebbe if they can marry, she can leave you in charge til she comes of age. Let you carry through your plans. EMMA None of this matters! Let me go to my sister! RED Lem? LEM Give em sumpin to live for, you two. Make this up. Tell them they ain't gotta be dead to be together. WISHWELL You think that would help? LEM I been near dead once or twice, and havin hope is a mighty fine thing. EMMA Bart? Please let her, Bart! If you don't care to give Melody some hope, give me some! CARTLAND If Wishwell agrees that I keep control for five more years. WISHWELL We're gonna have to set this down in writin. EMMA There ain't no time fer writing now! [sharp] You say it! Both of you! CARTLAND Fine. Melody! If'n you can hear me, you listen. I'm telling you, you can marry that... boy. We got it all worked out at this end. WISHWELL Wallace? Fight Wallace! You idjit, jumping in front of a bullet fer a girl! But you can have her if you want her. Izzat good? CARTLAND You all gonna put down yer guns now? LEM That sounds fine. What you'all think? MELODY [perfectly fine] I think it sounds good. But I gotta have a real fine dress. Understand? EMMA [astonished] Melody? MELODY I'm all right. SULLIVAN We're both just fine. WISHWELL Well... Damn! CARTLAND All right, somebody better start explaining. RED Lem? Lem? MUSIC SOUND RIDING SLOWLY LEM Much as I hate walkin the horses by moonlight-- FANSHAW I do think it's best to get while the getting is good. Do you think they will keep their promises? LEM Got witnesses enough between Baker and Red. FANSHAW Whatever happened to Hank? LEM That was probly me - I think I suspected his belt buckle too loudly and he took fright. FANSHAW Paid to tell a tale? LEM Ayup. FANSHAW Solomon to Prince Escalus in one step. I'm impressed. LEM What are you jabberin on about? FANSHAW That back there was Romeo and Juliet, was it not? LEM Mebbe just a little. [beat] You ever done any of them plays? FANSHAW Oh, yes. School. LEM You gotta be the one in the dress? Like you were sayin? You got a voice that might could pass. FANSHAW Oh... [dropping voice as low as possible] No. Actually, I often was the lead. I even played romeo. I was rather good at learning lines. Of course, someone always had to put on the dress. Boys and girls do not attend school together - not our sort of boys and girls, anyway. LEM Seems like puttin a hat on a pig. FANSHAW No. It's just "theater." END
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