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A true story involving two brides and one turd. What do you do if someone defecates on the floor at your wedding? Re-evaluate your friends and family? No, you launch an investigation to find who did it. Join the brides, Helen Mclaughlin and Karen Whitehouse, and the extremely under-qualified “Detective” Lauren Kilby, as they interrogate wedding guests, hook bridesmaids up to polygraph machines and speak with top forensic experts in an attempt to crack the case. Because crime is not a laughing matter. Well, maybe except for this one. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Who shat on the floor at my wedding?


    • May 14, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 31m AVG DURATION
    • 16 EPISODES


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    Season 2 Trailer - The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2024 2:42


    The trio behind hit podcast “Who Shat On the Floor At My Wedding?” are back! This season the three unqualified detectives take on a brand new mystery set in Sweden called The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case. Being specialists in “non-crime crimes”, their selection criteria for new cases is simple: “Anything the police laugh at is a case for us.” And the new sinister Swedish case fits this brief. Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Episode 1 launches on May 23rd 2024. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Extended Teaser

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 9:57


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    E13 - The Finale

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 103:04


    The team pull out all the stops to find out what really happened on the night of 11th August 2018.Can a real lie detector test, a code breaker and a psychic shed any light on who shat on the floor at Helen and Karen’s wedding? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    E12 - Let's get ready to fumble

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 65:16


    A former boss with a chip on her shoulder.... a bridesmaid who left town immediately after the wedding.... a heavily pregnant woman overwhelmed with hormones... and an alarming frisson between two unexpected guests…. Welcome to Episode 12. Hold onto your hats, you’re in for quite a ride as Detective Lauren Kilby goes on a rampage to unearth all final suspects in this case. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    E11 - Bad cop

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 46:10


    Feeling like she was too lenient on Henk in Episode 6, Detective Lauren Kilby decides it’s time for BAD COP to come out. The man who was in the ladies bathroom for 4 hours is dragged back into the interrogation chambers for a second grilling, and it’s not pretty. Having run out of other options, the team starts to explore the idea of torture as a means to get a confession. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    E10 - Size of a small fist

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 37:03


    A brand new witness comes forward with some alarming new information. In light of this new worrying lead, the team seeks the expertise of someone with very high security clearance. Is Detective Lauren Kilby investigating the right crime or was there something even more criminal that occurred during Helen and Karen’s wedding? Is this crime even a crime? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    E9 - On his knees

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 41:35


    Feeling the wool was pulled over her eyes in the previous episode, Detective Lauren Kilby turns on Karen - the very bride who brought her on to investigate this case. Is Karen the genuine victim of this crime? Or is she hiding something? What happens if a client becomes a suspect? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    E8 - The Entertainer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 39:47


    The team unearth an important piece of evidence which brings a new sinister suspect to light. Forensic scientist Jo Millington comes on board to offer her expert opinion and opens up a new focus for the investigation: the animal kingdom. Detective Lauren Kilby and bride Karen feel they have no choice but to go to the zoo to assess possible suspects. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    E7 - File number 8653

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 25:30


    The team send a survey around to all guests, the results of which are alarming. Fingers are pointed at new suspects, the mother of the bride is interrogated and some new evidence comes forward that changes the direction of the whole investigation. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    E6 - Four hours in the bathroom

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 37:37


    The team finally interrogate Henk - the MAN who was reported to have spent 4 hours in the LADIES bathroom during the wedding and who was found at the scene of the crime cleaning up the turd. Was Henk a hero or was there another reason why he was motivated to clean up that poo? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    E5 - Comedy joke shop turd

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 19:23


    The team grill another key witness in their interrogation chambers, and grow increasingly uneasy as they discover that this week’s witness statement contradicts the story they heard in Episode 2. Who is lying and who is telling the truth? In an act of desperation the detective attempts to use unorthodox methods to force a confession. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    E4 - Solid as a rock

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 18:23


    The team goes on a road trip back to the scene of the crime to see if they can unearth some important clues. Detective Lauren Kilby dazzles the brides with her innovative - never seen before - forensic examination techniques and they uncover something very surprising in a secret cupboard. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    E3 - Straight, straight, straight, lesbian

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 20:24


    Forensic psychologist Mike Berry gives the team some solid advice. They head to the red light district of Amsterdam and confront an ex lover who attended the wedding. Was this a crime of passion? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    E2 - Three nuggets

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 24:56


    The team puts the USB ‘Police Edition’ polygraph test v2.0 through its paces and hook up bridesmaid / key witness, Emma, to obtain information. The test results give the trio something more than they bargained for as the investigation takes a surprising turn. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    E1 - A crime was committed

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 15:14


    In this very first episode we delve into the details of a crime that took place at a lesbian wedding in 2018. Join the brides, Helen and Karen, and ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby as the trio explore possible motives and show you what tricks they have up their sleeves to crack this case. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 2:55


    A true story involving two brides and one turd. What do you do if someone defecates on the floor at your wedding? Re-evaluate your friends and family? No, you launch an investigation to find who did it. Join the brides, Helen Mclaughlin and Karen Whitehouse, and the extremely under-qualified “Detective” Lauren Kilby, as they interrogate wedding guests, hook bridesmaids up to polygraph machines and speak with top forensic experts in an attempt to crack the case. Because crime is not a laughing matter. Well, maybe except for this one. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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