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Cole Imperi joins Tony, Daniel and me to address the lack of hummingbirds quaffing at our feeder. We also discuss the era where everyone wanted to be a marine biologist, tracking hobbies, superstitions, DIY perfume hacks, Owen's profane joke, Shakey's, her moving saga, dog communication buttons, canning, Sniff Chat and more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new words segment. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

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The boys are BACK for another live stream, this time predicting the entire NFL season from Super Bowl Champions to MVP to Offensive Rookie of the Year to the biggest flops.Plus, Gutsy Calls are back for another year.TIMESTAMPS:00:00 Intro 11:20 Curt's Classifieds 16:30 Group Chat Gauntlet28:33 Individual predictions01:07:12 Gutsy Calls01:16:00 Team Predictions 01:25:30 WATCH THIS BIT: Curt Cries 01:27:30 Super Bowl prediction 01:30:00 Hally does WHAT at Curt's house?!01:32:20 Stats predictions01:44:44 Joke of the WeekThe Outback Quarterback Podcast is a Muscle Cat Media Production.See all Muscle Cat Media shows at musclecat.com.au.Hosted by Curtis Deboy, Mat Maidment and Chris Hall. Produced by James Womack. Arizona Cardinals, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Chicago Bears, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas City Chiefs, Las Vegas Raiders, Los Angeles Chargers, Los Angeles Rams, Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, New York Giants, New York Jets, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tennessee Titans, Washington Commanders#nfl #rams #49ers #chiefs #jets #packers #patsnation

Ryan Hamilton jokes about getting healthy in his Netflix special, "This Just Hit Me".

Comedian Lou Perez is one of a handful of un-woke comics actually working. Unsurprisingly, he’s also a person. Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Reddit Messenger Email SourceThe post “Safe to Joke Again Yet?” appeared first on The ColemanNation Podcast.

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.wethefifth.comLook who decided to come back for this episode! (for the visually impaired, it's the one and only Kmele Foster)-A Caribbean anti-colonial fantasy-A gay Lady Chatterley's Lover… and hockey-Oh, Milo-Because it's funny. It's a joke-Milo, the Tates, and the “it was all a bit” defense-ICE, deportations, and discovering empathy the hard way-He gave as good as…

On this episode we featuring one of our favorite recurring guests: Tory Lanez! She comes on and gives us a life update, her latest trip to Turks and Caicos and what ever happened to her man in Miami?? Plus we play 21 questions and she brings on the Bender Queen Alijah on and tells us about her former OF career. Follow us on social media @AaronScenesAfterParty

What upp!!!! Guys we are so excited to drop this one Jeremiah came through for a hilarious first ever appearance on the show.. Roll a few & call the homies!! It's DOPE AS USUAL

Jared Freid jokes about the family plan in his Netflix special, "The Family Plan".

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Despite objections, doctors group cited in WA voter guide on trans sports ban. Clyburn calls for expanding Supreme Court, says ’13 is a pretty good number’ // Can’t You Take a Joke? When Trash Talk Crosses the Line // The sex doll market is booming. Does it matter how the dolls are treated?

I Was Thinking: about Stupid People // Can’t You Take a Joke? When Trash Talk Crosses the Line // The sex doll market is booming. Does it matter how the dolls are treated?

Hour 4 of Jake & Ben on August 31, 2026 Dick Harmon Said on "Big 12 Today" That BYU Had Promised Kalani Sitake They Would Fire Brian Santiago More on the Jazz Trading Away Former Top 10 Pick Cody Williams Christian's Joke Flopped on the Saturday Show

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Dvontre Coleman jokes about being a hater in "Funny AF with Kevin Hart".

In this episode of 3 Movies That Changed Your Life screenwriter Stuart Wright talks with TV director George Kane about: Back To The Future, Monkey Business, and Faces. Discover how these films shaped his screenwriting journey, personal growth, and understanding of cinema's power. Plus, George Kane talks about archiving his personal photographs and videos. Movies That Changed Your Life   Find out about why George Kane archives his photographs and videos and the lasting impact of cinema on George Kane's life with Stuart Wright on his movie podcast.   [1:20] Archiving your photographs and video 3 Movies That Changed Your Life [15:08] Back To The Future (1985): this film is in his DNA [20:20] Monkey Business (1931): Joke for joke is funnier than the more popular Duck Soup [25:27] Faces (1968): Inspired a short film that was pivotal in his directing career   Key Take Aways:   Discover how movies that changed your life shape personal and professional growth.  Learn about the benefits and delights of archiving personal photographs and videos. Understand cinema's transformative power through Back To The Future (1985), Monkey Business (1931), Faces (1968) Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, follow on Spotify or wherever you listen to your podcasts for more movies that impacted your life!  Share your favourite movies that impacted your life on X (@leytonrocks) and leave a 5-star review and tell us which 3 films impacted your adult life. Best ones get read out on the podcast About my Guest:   George Kane directed episodes 1, 2 & 3 of season 2 of Ludwig. He is also known for Timewasters (2017), Flack (2019) and Crashing (2016). For Ludwig season 2 see BBC iplayer https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/m0022wvz/ludwig  Credits:   Written, produced, and hosted by Stuart Wright for [Britflicks.com](https://www.britflicks.com/britflicks-podcast/)   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In Episode 205 of the *Play It By Ear* podcast, hosts Aric Fiscus, Brady Liming, and Todd Griffin dive into a nostalgic exploration of discontinued breakfast cereals spanning the 1970s through the 2010s. The hosts debate cereal backstories, mascots, strange flavor combinations, and Pop-Tart preparation habits before welcoming live viewers to play the trivia deduction game **"Joke's on Who?"**.---**Episode Timestamps & Highlights*** **00:00 – Podcast Intro & Technical Banter**The hosts kick off Episode 205, discussing stream setup issues, lighting problems, channel analytics, and a debate over "red jaundice".* **05:15 – Discontinued Cereals of the 1970s & 1980s**Todd leads a deep dive into retro cereal favorites and bizarre mascots:* **Crazy Cow:** Strawberry and chocolate drink-powder cereal featuring a bull mascot and its appearance in a music video.* **Buck Wheats:** Maple-glazed flakes that lost popularity after switching to honey.* **Baron von Redberry & Sir Grapefellow:** 1970s rival cereals with fruit flavors and star-shaped marshmallow bits.* **Wafflos & Magic Puffs:** Cowboy mascots, waffle flavors, and magic trick box prizes.* **Vanilly Crunch & Freakies:** Cap'n Crunch spin-offs, nautical backstories, and Ralston's iconic monster mascots.* **Ice Cream Cones:** 1986 ice cream-themed cereal hosted by "Ice Cream Jones".* **21:00 – Tangents: Sixlets, Pop-Tart Debates & Snack Lore**The crew discusses vintage candies, M&M store flavors, dollar store exclusives, air-frying Pop-Tarts, and the best ways to eat frosted pastries.* **29:10 – Discontinued Cereals of the 1990s**Exploring 90s breakfast culture:* **Rice Krispies Treats Cereal:** Marshmallow-clustered cereal and its long run.* **Hidden Treasures & Sprinkle Spangles:** Filled cereal pockets and Dom DeLuise-voiced genie mascots.* **Cinna Crunch Pebbles & Pop-Tart Crunch:** Bedrock backstories and early pastry-cereal crossovers.* **Nabisco Team Flakes:** The infamous four-grain cereal and vintage promo boxes.* **45:30 – Discontinued Cereals of the 2000s & 2010s*** **Cap'n Crunch Oops! Choco Donuts:** Sailing down the "chocolate rapids".* **Banana Nut Cheerios & Frosted Mini Chex:** Fruit spin-offs and bite-sized grain variants.* **S'mores, Cupcake Pebbles & Alphabits:** Dessert-for-breakfast fads and urban legends behind discontinued classics.* **58:45 – Live Trivia Game: "Joke's on Who?"**The hosts and chat audience compete in a 5-clue guessing game across three categories:* **Character Clues:** Cinderella, Snow White, The Grinch.* **Past People:** Grace Kelly, Thomas Jefferson.* **Present-ish Figures:** Doja Cat, Snooki.* **01:28:00 – Wrap-Up & Milestone Celebration**Final score review, reaching the 1,000-subscriber milestone, and closing remarks.---**SEO Keywords:** Play It By Ear Podcast, Discontinued Cereals, 70s 80s 90s Cereals, Crazy Cow Cereal, Rice Krispies Treats Cereal, Joke's on Who Trivia, Pop-Tart Flavors, Retro Breakfast Nostalgia.#earbudsunite!

Tim Dillon jokes about Lizzo in his Netflix special, "I'm Your Mother".

Britain's terrifying Cold War survival plans were far more serious than imagined.Was Cold War civil defence genuinely useful — or simply political theatre designed to comfort a frightened population? In this explosive episode of History Rage, emergency planning historian Dr. Nathan Hazlehurst dismantles decades of myths surrounding Britain's nuclear preparedness.From Protect and Survive and regional nuclear bunkers to the grim realism of Threads and When the Wind Blows, Nathan reveals the astonishing scale of Britain's plans for surviving nuclear war. Far from being laughable, civil defence involved thousands of volunteers, detailed “war books” in every council area, emergency food distribution plans, evacuation schemes, and preparations for maintaining government after atomic attack.Nathan explains how the UK expected local authorities to become wartime rulers, why police would have received sweeping emergency powers, and how Britain planned to preserve society in the aftermath of nuclear devastation. The discussion also explores the cultural legacy of civil defence, including the influence of Yes Minister, Dad's Army, and the BBC's banned 1965 nuclear drama The War Game.You'll hear why the famous Protect and Survive booklet may actually contain surprisingly sensible resilience advice — much of which Scandinavian countries still issue to citizens today.This episode explores:The real purpose behind Britain's Cold War civil defence networkWhy local councils maintained secret nuclear war booksHow Threads accurately portrayed nuclear emergency planningThe role of the Civil Defence Corps and Green Goddess fire enginesBritain's regional seats of government and continuity plansWhy nuclear-free zones clashed with central governmentHow Cold War resilience planning still shapes emergency response todayGuest DetailsDr. Nathan Hazlehurst is an emergency preparedness practitioner and contemporary historian specialising in British civil defence and Cold War emergency planning. He is currently developing his doctoral research into a forthcoming book exploring the history and legacy of UK civil defence.Follow Nathan on X/Twitter:https://x.com/n_rh1992Recommended EpisodesEpisode 43 – Lucy Siebert rages that Protect and Survive isn't really that badEpisode 205 – Nathan Hazlehurst rages there's more to wartime defence than “putting bloody lights out”Follow and support History Rage:Website: https://historyrage.comPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/historyrageTwitter/X: https://x.com/historyrageFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/historyrageInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/historyrageSupport the podcast on Patreon for early ad-free episodes, monthly live streams, bonus content, and the legendary History Rage mug.If you enjoyed this episode, please leave a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, share the episode online, and help more people discover the rage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PENNY ARCADE - "Regrets" ("DOUBLE EXPOSURE", 2026) / THE CINDYS - "Glass Shattered" (2026)/ WHITE FENCE- "That's Where The Money Goes (Seen From The Celestial Realm)" ("ORANGE", 2026)/ JULIAN NEVER - "Western Ends" ("EVERYDAY IS PURGATION", 2026) / FIVER - "That's A Joke" ("FIVER TROIS PRESENTS CLEANING HOUSE", 2026)/ JOHANNA SAMUELS - "Do What I Can" ("SORRY, KID", 2026) / NÚRIA GRAHAM - "Gloria" ("CYCLAMEN", 2023) / STYROFOAM WINOS - "I Felt You" ("ANY RIVER", 2026) / DAUGHTER OF SWORDS - "Vacation" ("ALEX", 2025) / NIXON BOYD - "Trouble of Your Own" ("EVERY TIME WE TURN A CORNER", 2026) / CUT WORMS - "Long Weekend" ("TRANSMITTER", 2026) / HOLLOW HAND - "Heavy Metal T-Shirt" ("WISH ROAD SOUTH", 2026) / THIS IS LORELEI - "Billy Came Back" ("THE SINGER IN MY BAND", 2026) /Escuchar audio

In the fifth installment of this new experimental format, we explore: - Inside the antics of a real-life Mexican Batman. - Why George chooses to wear AirPods during his massages. - If Jimmy Carr will run for Prime Minister of the UK. - and much more… Guests: - Jimmy Carr is a comedian, television host and an author. - George Mack is a writer, marketer, and entrepreneur. - Harry Dry is a marketer, copywriter and writer Sponsors: See discounts for all the products I use and recommend: ⁠https://chriswillx.com/deals⁠ Get a Free Sample Pack of LMNT's most popular flavours with your first purchase at https://drinklmnt.com/modernwisdom Get up to 20% off Timeline's leading longevity and cellular health supplement at https://timeline.com/modernwisdom Get the brand new Whoop 5.0 and your first month for free at https://join.whoop.com/modernwisdom Get up to $50 off the RP Hypertrophy App at https://rpstrength.com/modernwisdom Get ChatGPT to explore ideas, solve problems, and learn faster at ⁠https://chatgpt.com Timestamps: (00:00) Who Is the Batman of Lagos De Moreno? (02:17) Is the British Pound Overvalued? (06:32) Jimmy Carr for Prime Minister? (08:30) Can You Guess This Victorian Slang? (12:40) Why Word Choice Makes or Breaks a Joke (17:47) Are All Relationships Transactional? (33:42) The Unexpected Upside of Being Cancelled (36:21) Why We've Forgotten How to Build Friendships (42:18) Why Are Americans More Optimistic Than Brits? (44:41) The Secret to Truly Original Writing (54:28) Which Industry Will Disappear Next? (59:36) Is AI Killing Conspiracy Theories? (01:06:02) Are Smartphones the Real Epidemic? (01:08:26) Why We Need to Learn to Be Bored Again (01:11:49) Do Meditation Retreats Need AI Chatbots? (01:17:01) Are Mental Health Problems Really Societal Problems? (01:20:03) Is Gambling More Popular Than Reading? (01:31:18) Is Belief the Secret to Great Writing? (01:37:44) How GLP-1s Are Killing Gastric Band Surgery (01:38:46) Is Mr Bean the World's Biggest Comedy Star? (01:45:17) When Did Criticism Replace Encouragement? (01:52:15) The Best Rules of Great Communication (01:55:36) Is Living Longer Actually a Good Thing? (02:05:22) Who Should Be Britain's Next Prime Minister? Extra Stuff: Get my free reading list of 100 books to read before you die: ⁠https://chriswillx.com/books⁠ Try my productivity energy drink Neutonic: ⁠https://neutonic.com/modernwisdom⁠ Episodes You Might Enjoy: #577 - David Goggins - This Is How To Master Your Life: ⁠lnkfi.re/SN-Goggins⁠ #712 - Dr Jordan Peterson - How To Destroy Your Negative Beliefs: ⁠lnkfi.re/SN-Peterson⁠ #700 - Dr Andrew Huberman - The Secret Tools To Hack Your Brain: ⁠lnkfi.re/SN-Huberman⁠ - Get In Touch: Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chriswillx⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://www.twitter.com/chriswillx⁠ YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/modernwisdompodcast⁠ Email: ⁠https://chriswillx.com/contact⁠ - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ronny Cheng jokes about fun in his Netflix special, "Love To Hate It".

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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan — Episode Notes Episode: "Feathers and Bubbles" Hosts: Tom and Dan | Guest: Seth Petruzelli Sponsors / Ad Reads JustCallMoe.com — recording studio sponsor read at the top of the show; also plugged later as the presenting sponsor of the upcoming Tom and Dan Cruise. The Bart Marek Team (Bart Marek and Crystal Vann) — two full-time, experienced Florida realtors based in Clermont, offering "two-for-one" service for buying or selling; a personal testimonial about them helping sell a family member's house in St. Augustine; barttherealtor.com, call or text either agent directly. Fairvilla Megastore — sexual wellness superstore with multiple locations, described as having modern/high-tech products, costumes and lingerie for Halloween, Fairvilla University online educational courses, and a discreet "Secrets Hideaway" section; fairvilla.com. Don Mealy Chevrolet (Clermont) — longtime advertiser; contact GM JC Harrelson and mention Tom and Dan; plugged for Corvettes, trucks, and used vehicles, with a personal note about owning a Silverado and Traverse from them; DMChevy.com. Segment Rundown Cold open, grooming talk — Tom and Dan welcome Seth Petruzelli to the couch and razz him about his beard and blow-dried hair; a tangent on straighteners vs. blow-dryers leads into a bit about their wives' expensive Dyson hair tools. Recent celebrity deaths — The hosts run through a rough week of deaths, including Tim Curry, Dolly (referenced briefly), and the voice actor of Optimus Prime, riffing darkly on average lifespan. Seth's chronic chaos — Running bit that Seth is perpetually running late or juggling a crisis; today it's his dog and a vet appointment, plus it's revealed to be Seth's birthday. Seth's dog and Disney cruise — Seth brought his dog Rocky (a different Rocky than Tom's) on set; talk turns to Seth boarding him for four nights while Seth takes his first vacation in two and a half years, a Disney cruise with his wife and daughter Vera. Tom's dog Rocky and pet talk — Tom shows off his own dog Rocky on stream, admits he's been neglecting him since focusing on his young daughter, and the group jokes about pushing Tom's son Tommy toward wanting a dog or cat despite Tracy's reluctance. Karate class standards slipping — A tangent from the dojo talk about how kids today can't finish basic requirements (like a brown belt or three months of consistent training), tying into a broader "everything is getting weaker/no consequences" complaint, including schools making gym-class changing rooms optional now. Locker room embarrassment nostalgia — The hosts and Seth swap stories about being self-conscious getting undressed in front of others as kids and in a pro arena-football locker room as an adult. Seth's MRI/health update — Seth shares that he got a full-body MRI, compared it to one from two years prior, and got mostly good results except his prostate being "large side of normal." Seth's dojo being demolished — Seth explains his dojo's building is being torn down and he must vacate by November; he's negotiating a new space, planning to use students to help move (in exchange for food/drinks), and reflects on a black belt who's been especially helpful. Should Seth do a GoFundMe? — Debate over whether it's in good taste for a business to crowdfund when forced out by demolition, referencing a nearby business owner doing the same; jokes about a bikini car wash and a "GoFundMe vs. crowdfund" distinction (charity vs. general fundraising). The actual dojo car wash fundraiser — Dan recounts attending a real car-wash fundraiser for the dojo, paying more than requested because the kids did a thorough job. Daughter's Taco Bell complaint — Dan tells a story about his daughter filing an online complaint after Taco Bell repeatedly forgot part of her order. Joke about Seth's finances — Riffing on the idea that no one will donate to a GoFundMe for someone with a lakeside mansion, a boat, and a nice car, including a bit about trading in a BMW for a Hyundai. Dojo move logistics and mock fundraiser pitch — More detail on moving costs (a mirror company hired just to transport dojo mirrors, a dumpster for old equipment); the group jokingly pitches an absurd "buy a black belt" crowdfunding tier system, with Seth explaining the real distinction between an official ranked black belt and a "junior/in-house" one. AI in podcast production — The show discusses no longer paying a human for intro songs/jingles, now using AI for notes and occasionally songs (though they still do some manual ones too), and debate the line between AI convenience and "authenticity" compared to corporate radio. Prostitution sting debate — Sparked by 49ers owner Jed York's prostitution-sting arrest and a local Altamonte Springs sting ("Operation Midnight Heat," 37 arrests), the hosts argue undercover prostitution stings are a poor use of police resources compared to focusing on predators of minors, and make the case for regulating/legalizing sex work. Caller: Concrete Mike, prostitution talk — Concrete Mike calls in about hiring escorts for parties in the past; the call is plagued by a bad phone connection and cuts out repeatedly before the hosts move on. GTA 6 leak coverage — Detailed rundown of hacker "Cyber Leak's" leaked GTA 6 footage (starting August 18), new gameplay features (six-star wanted system, stamina and car-gas meters, a karma system, Red Dead-style bullet-time aiming), a leaked nudist-area clip, and a somber aside about how hyper-realistic "living a second life in a game" can feel. GTA franchise money talk — The hosts look up that the GTA franchise has made $11 billion total, with GTA 5 alone earning $815 million in its first 24 hours; confirmed November 19, 2026 release date for GTA 6. Caller: "J Volvo" — A young-sounding caller who turns out to be a 40-year-old Marine and brown belt calls in as a bit, pitching a "Fit Tom Fridays" 5K fundraiser idea for Seth's dojo; the hosts jokingly induct him as a rookie "cop" character and enjoy the surprise live call. New "Stage" Rock Band reboot — Discussion of an upcoming Rock Band-style rhythm game launching in December, with nostalgia about old Rock Band parties, and a broader riff on short attention spans/endless content (dating apps, streaming, mobile games) making it hard for any single game to hold interest. Six Flags roller coaster aneurysm story (teaser + full segment) — After a break, the hosts cover two women who suffered brain aneurysms riding Six Flags' X2 roller coaster, show POV footage of the ride's uniquely independently-spinning carts, and speculate (semi-jokingly) about the physics/anatomy behind why it happened. Flatulence and bathroom health talk — A crude tangent connecting back to Seth's MRI story, where he and the others discuss holding in gas, bowel habits, and general bathroom TMI. Voicemail: grandma question (Amedeus, Fort Myers) — A caller references a past on-air comment and asks which grandmother the hosts would rather "embarrass" in front of; leads to a riff on generational/cultural stereotypes about tougher vs. softer grandmothers. Voicemail: convenience store "big black mama" story (Debary Joe) — A caller shares a heartfelt/funny anecdote about a stranger's kindness at a gas station after a rough day, prompting brief pushback from a host about the framing of the story. Mad honey discussion — Seth explains he bought "mad honey" (a hallucinogenic honey from Nepal) and plans to have his wife try it first; the hosts detail its origins, effects, dangerous dosing risks, its history as an ancient biological weapon, and its recent viral popularity via a Joe Rogan clip. Nepal flooding aside — A brief, more serious detour about real disaster footage of catastrophic flooding in Nepal that circulated online. Psychedelics and mental health tangent — Talk shifts to Kratom, mushrooms, microdosing, and studies on psilocybin therapy for PTSD/anxiety; Seth admits he's more afraid of a mushroom trip than he ever was fighting professionally (referencing his MMA background against opponents like Kimbo Slice and Bob Sapp). Voicemail: adult content from caller "Mike" — A caller shares an explicit story from his younger years about hiring escorts for group parties at his house; the hosts summarize and react without repeating graphic detail. Voicemail: workplace exorcism question (BDM, Jacksonville) — A caller asks if anyone has heard of a business getting an exorcism, sparking a broader discussion about corporate superstition (feng shui, sage smudging, "energy"), with the hosts drawing a line between supernatural belief and legitimate ideas like attitude/mindset affecting outcomes. Voicemail: "Pure Pod" gadget — A caller points out that a produce-washing gadget advertised online is basically a vibrator; the hosts confirm the device is a real product marketed to skirt platform rules around selling sexual wellness items. Voicemail: old photo in ski resort system — A caller shares that a modern ski resort pulled up his decades-old childhood lift-ticket photo from a previous owner's records, leading to a discussion about how far back companies' digital recordkeeping goes and some personal skiing stories from the hosts. Dojo move update and wrap-up — Seth gives a final update: staying within a 3-mile radius under the new name "Soto Dojo," reviewing a lease, and dealing with a landlord dispute over alleged unpaid utility charges/liens the show insists were never billed properly. Studio/podcast future plugs and cruise pitch — The hosts float building a future glass-walled studio, mention recent released interviews (Patrick Warburton, Lorenzo Lamas), and give a detailed pitch for the upcoming Tom and Dan Cruise, including perks, cost, and booking details, before signing off. Key Dates / Plugs Mentioned November 2026 — Seth must vacate his current dojo location due to the building being demolished. November 19, 2026 — GTA 6 release date (confirmed unchanged despite ongoing leaks). December (2026) — New "Stage" Rock Band-style rhythm game launches. Ongoing — Seth relocating his dojo to a new spot within a 3-mile radius, tentatively named "Soto Dojo"; lease still being finalized. September 23–27, 2027 — Tom and Dan Cruise aboard the MSC Seashore (Thursday–Sunday), stopping in Nassau and a private island; includes unlimited drink package and free Wi-Fi for two, a live podcast taping, birthday party, and gambling night; $200 fully refundable deposit holds a spot, with payment installments available through Ahoy Cruises; presented by JustCallMoe.com. Recently released — New Patrick Warburton interview episode and a Lorenzo Lamas interview from the previous night. Notable Guests/Callers Seth Petruzelli — In-studio guest; martial arts instructor whose dojo is being forced to relocate. Concrete Mike — Phone-in caller; connection was too poor to complete his story. "J Volvo" — Phone-in caller; a 40-year-old Marine and brown belt who called in as a bit. Amedeus (Fort Myers) — Voicemail caller with a grandma-themed question. Debary Joe — Voicemail caller sharing a convenience-store story. Mike — Voicemail caller sharing a story from his past. BDM (Jacksonville) — Voicemail caller asking about a workplace exorcism. Unnamed caller — Voicemail about the "Pure Pod" produce washer. Unnamed caller (37 years old) — Voicemail about an old childhood ski resort photo resurfacing. ### Website: https://tomanddan.com/ App: https://tomanddan.com/app Become a BDM: https://tomanddan.com/registration Merch: https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TomandDanLive Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive/ X: https://x.com/TomAndDanLive TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@tomanddanshow Reddit: https://reddit.com/r/tomanddan ACT RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/61976/rss AMT RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/18904/rss

Andrea Jin jokes about her favorite Disney princess in "Funny AF with Kevin Hart".

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Olivia Carter jokes about an uber ride in "Funny AF with Kevin Hart".

President Ronald Reagan was a strong anti-Communist. He also liked to tell jokes.   So, he combined those two passions into one pursuit. Telling jokes that mocked and ridiculed Soviet Communism ... I have a new hobby. I am collecting jokes. And these jokes are jokes that I can absolutely prove are written -- not written -- are invented by the people of the Soviet Union and told among themselves. And they reveal a great sense of humor that we would all find very simpatico with us, but they also reveal a certain cynicism about facets of their system. That was President Reagan October 1988 ... speaking at the World Affairs Council in Los Angeles...   Why did President Reagan tell jokes about Communism? And what did Soviet leader Mikhel Gorbachev – Reagan's Cold War adversary and summit partner -- think of those jokes? Find out in this week's episode of C-SPAN's podcast "Extreme Mortman." Find "Extreme Mortman" wherever you get podcasts. What were President Reagan's favorite jokes about Communism? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Cathal and Shannon's last Bad Jokes!Tuck into Dave's Bad Jokes

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Mark Normand jokes about standards in his Netflix special, "Soup To Nuts".

Meta's Child Safety Settlement is an Absolute Joke by Nick Espinosa, Chief Security Fanatic

Batman ’66 S3 Ep17 – The Joke’s on Catwoman Arch-criminals Joker and Catwoman are going for the gunpowder they need for their heist, but our heroes blast apart their plans. Catwoman wants a fair trial, but jury tampering leads to courtroom chaos. Episode aired Thursday, January 4, 1968 Director: Oscar Rudolph Writer: Stanley Ralph Ross […] The post BatChums Episode 113 – The Joke’s on Catwoman appeared first on The ESO Network.

Two of the most intriguing divisions in the NFL are on the menu tonight.Will the San Francisco 49ers, LA Rams or Arizona Cardinals (lol) take it to the Super Bowl Champion Seattle Seahawks?Can the Dallas Cowboys fix their defense? Are the New York Giants juicy under John Harbaugh? Can Jayden Daniels and Dan Quinn bounce back for the Washington Commanders? Or is it all the Philadelphia Eagles again?Plus, the boys debate with the Dallas Cowboys are still America's team while trying to find the team for all Australians.Oh and Hally picks on Dos and plugs his business, so pretty standard, really. We also talk Ashton Jeanty, Harrison Butker and Deshaun Watson.TIMESTAMPS:00:00 Intro, gifts and gags10:25 Headlines15:20 Are the Cowboys still America's Team?25:27 NFC East Preview 52:39 Australia's Team57:20 NFC West Preview01:20:10 The Wheel01:21:40 Joke of the WeekArizona Cardinals, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Chicago Bears, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas City Chiefs, Las Vegas Raiders, Los Angeles Chargers, Los Angeles Rams, Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, New York Giants, New York Jets, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tennessee Titans, Washington Commanders#nfl #dallascowboys #seattleseahawks

Welcome to The Eagle's View - Summer Edition!Just because school is out does not mean that the students of Emerson School in Ann Arbor, MI are taking a break.  The Show Must Go On!Join Solaya and Ruby as they host this episode. You will hear about Microplastics, Airplanes, Noise Pollution, Butterflies, Sunscreen, and as always, The Joke of the Week!Check out Zebonky right here!⁠https://zebonky.com/⁠Thank you for listening to The Eagles View. Be sure to like, follow, and share our podcast with your friends and family.And don't just listen—leave us a comment! We'd love to hear your thoughts, your favorite part, or even your own joke of the week.New episodes come out every Wednesday—even during summer break. Plus, The Eagle's View Presents will be returning for Season 4 every Monday this fall.New 8th graders - Same YappingBe sure to check out our new merchandise on The Emerson School Store website below.⁠https://apparelnow.com/emerson-school-store-apparel/⁠Follow on social media too!⁠https://www.facebook.com/theemersonschool/⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/emersonschool/⁠Thanks for hanging out with us, and remember—Eagles always soar!

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Simon Amstell jokes about feeling special in his Netflix special, "Set Free".

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It's been pissing down in Melbourne, but you can't dampen Billy's enthusiasm for the All Sports Report - which includes a toddler invading a professional soccer game. Two-time Allan Border Medallist Travis Head calls in after the Aussies defeated Bangladesh in Mackay, then Topics Brownless wants to know when your kid has interrupted something. Billy has some footy newses with some big names re-signing, then Herbie is in with social media feedback for Billy's Robot Craft and his very poor birthday joke. JB isn't happy with the state of barber shops in Australia, then NBA star Cole Anthony calls in as he prepares to suit up for Melbourne United this NBL season - but the boys have a warning for him about living in Melbourne. Finally, Billy has nowhere to go but up after yesterday's joke, and he delivers some gold with a joke about whales.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Papp Johnson jokes about flying in "Funny AF with Kevin Hart" only on Netflix.

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Robby Hoffman jokes about raising kids in her Netflix special, "Wake Up".

A joke about Trump's closest aide broke MAGA world this week — Senator Jon Ossoff mentioned executive assistant Natalie Harp by name, and Google searches for her spiked 5,000% overnight. Matt Robison and Republican strategist Matt Wylie dig into why the reaction was so outsized, and what it reveals about who actually shapes Trump's view of reality. Plus: Disney and ABC sue the FCC and fight back against the Trump administration, a morale crisis aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, another Democratic Socialist upset in Trump's home state of Florida, and this week's Battlefield midterm scorecard — a rare bright spot for Republicans with a bigger trapdoor ahead.Matt Robison and Republican strategist Matt Wylie break down the week in politics — where PTI meets The Daily Show. New episodes every week.

Usama Siddique jokes about parents who whooped your ass in "Funny AF with Kevin Hart".

The Democrats are radical, out of money and failing to coalesce ahead of the midterms, but Republicans face their own warning signs in the polls. Are Republicans really losing to this disaster of a Democrat party? Plus, Sen. John Sununu joins the progrum to break down the critical New Hampshire Senate race and the fight for control of Congress. #RuthlessPodcast #Midterms #Politics00:03:31 Democrats' Midterm Chaos Comes Into Focus 00:04:37 DNC Land Acknowledgment Shows the Party's Priorities 00:07:52 Eugene Vindman's Town Hall Erupts Into Chaos 00:11:26 Ken Martin Dodges Questions About Throwing a Phone 00:13:47 DNC Finances Fall Into the Red 00:22:52 Trump's Approval and the GOP Midterm Turnout Problem 00:28:43 Democrats Lead the Generic Ballot as Senate Warning Signs Grow 00:37:48 Susan Collins Faces Another Tough Maine Senate Race 00:40:36 Texas Senate Race Tightens Around Ken Paxton and James Talarico 00:47:02 Karen Bass Celebrates Failing to Fix a Pothole 00:49:38 California Teen Takes on a Sea Lion 00:54:15 John Sununu on Flipping New Hampshire's Senate Seat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices