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Quesadilla...Warlock Episode 39 has been released. Andy, Remy, Herp and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 1,378,456. We may have used that number already but we're unsure. We do not fact check these episode descriptions. Nothing we write here should be taken as gospel - Unless that gospel is tacos. Then we're fully backing that one.
Pickle...Warlock Episode 38 has been released. Andy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. Did you know Andy has a dog named Lemon? Now you do. G.I. Joe had it right, knowing is actually half of the battle. This is not episode 7,032,378,043,486. This gag will never die much like the legend of Soul Calibur. We promise we're a Destiny podcast.
BBQ...Warlock Episode 37 has been released. Andy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 7,032. We're getting more aggressive with our numbering scheme as you can tell. For issues involving this, please send a lengthy e-mail to notactuallyprofessional@gmail.com. We tried to get a compuserv e-mail address but we lost interest in the gag.
Pho..Sure...amirite? Warlock Episode 36 has been released. Andy, Bshek, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 703. This episode joke has yet to be boring for us, we're not sure about you.
Put your damn helmet on in the tower…Warlock Episode 35 has been released. Mattman, Tinkkz, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 702. Episode 702 belongs in a museum, for the world.
I don’t have anything to eat…only chips…Warlock Episode 34 has been released. Remy, Andy, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 701. Please send your lunches to: Patrick Watts c/o Cyberdine Systems, Inc 18144 El Camino Real Sunnyvale, California 94024
Is that a little baby Marko over there?…Warlock Episode 33 has been released. Remy, Andy, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. Marko solved the riddle of steel by sending an email about the last description. This is not episode 70. I guess some people read this. I have a question that may need an answer....
Lunch time…Warlock Episode 30 has been released. Remy, Danny, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to not steal Patrick's lunch from the breakroom. He writes his name on the bag, what is wrong with your morals?!
Rye bread…Warlock Episode 27 has been released. Remy, Bentrick, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to enjoy Bentrick at volumes that a T-Rex could also enjoy. What? We have a T-Rex. *cue Jurassic Park theme song*
Big pizza…Warlock Episode 25 has been released. Remy, Dickens and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember in The Netherlands there was at one point a frozen pizza called and we quote "Big American Pizza". We can't make this up anymore. Do you actually read these?
Crota is not tall…Warlock Episode 24 has been released. Remy, Highbatros and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to not taunt Crota about his height, he's very insecure about it. Thankfully, he makes up for in it other places. Remember that one song by John Mayer? Spoiler: It's actually about Crota.
Brush your teeth…Warlock Episode 23.5 Crucible special with a hint of Hardmode Crota’s end, has been released. Remy, Danny, Pope Bear, Robot, Andy, Bshek, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to listen to Metal Gear Solid 3 theme song Snake Eater at full volume at all times. It doesn't actually tie in to this episode but it's good general life advice.
Hive shaped cookies…Warlock Episode 20 has been released. Remy, Herp, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts (Herp is a Hunter and no one cares). They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to spam R2 with the sword! SWORD ALL OF THE THINGS!
Hive tacos…Warlock Episode 19.5 Crota’s End special has been released. Andy, Rob0t, Bshek, Poop_Bear, Remy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts (they’re all not warlocks but who cares…right?). They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to eat tacos. Do we really need to tell you that though at this point?
Crota with a side of vanguard fries…Warlock Episode 19 has been released. Remy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to post countless exotic loot drops whenever possible on any social network along with your meals.
You got an exotic weapon…you’re so cool….Warlock Episode 9 has been released. Remy, Watts, and special guest Chicken Lord are your three trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to not get sour cream on your beard.
VENUS BABY…with a hint of lime….Warlock Episode 8 has been released. Dickens, Remy and Watts are your three trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to not blow milk bubbles in public.
Why call them Awoken Jacks if they don’t taste like Awoken….Warlock Episode 6 has been released. Dickens, Remy and Watts are your three trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to wear clean underwear while listening.