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Welcome to the archives of Warlock School - Your former destination for Destiny, Warlocks, Tacos and More.

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    • Jun 22, 2017 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 65 EPISODES


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    Self Rez – Feed Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2017 1:20


    Hey, everyone. This is a brief message to let you know we're changing some things up. Bentrick describes it in the episode but on the back end, we thought you should have the links:   New Feed New iTunes Location Google Play

    Self Rez: E3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2017 46:03


    Stadium Pretzels... Because it's Warlock School: Self Rez Episode 3. The intrepid duo of Bentrick and Caleb march on unassisted from a third member of their fireteam, somehow managing to go to the podcast light house! Not really, we're not that clever. As you know it's E3 week but those of you on PC will have to wait for news until next month regarding the affair. We apologize for this in advance.

    Self Rez: E2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2017 67:49


    Spicy Ramen... It's Warlock School: Self Rez Episode 2. The Titans are interrupted by some guest Warlocks. That's a weird thing to say on a show called Warlock School, huh? Baby BShek and Commander Hirsch join the intrepid duo of Bentrick and Caleb for this second-ever second episode of Warlock School: Self Rez. They talk about how Bentrick is psychic and a lot of stuff Destiny 2 can do to not suck. Also Bentrick has decided he likes Easter eggs at the end of episodes. So don't skip those ad bumpers, folks.

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    Self Rez: E1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2017 90:03


    Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine... It's Warlock School: Self Rez Episode 1. Bentrick and Caleb felt bringing the show back was a good idea, Remy and Watts weren't ever going to do it, so why not? Your new hosts did manage to get Remy on to pass the torch and discuss the Destiny 2 Gameplay Premiere and the new direction of this show.

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    Warlock School Episode 60

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2015 72:01


    Well there you have it. The last Warlock School for a very long time.

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    Warlock School Episode 58

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2015 49:03


    I see Remy has constructed a new lightsaber. Remy's skills are now complete. Indeed he is powerful as Watts has foreseen.

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    Warlock School Episode 57

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2015 53:01


    There's a reason why podcast nights have a strict three drink limit. Behold the glory of Episode 57. Danny, Karlee and Rem hold down the fort while Watts is being an adult. Mind you he's the same person who makes these episode descriptions normally but not this week friends - This week is Remtastic. We have an e-mail, you never use it though, school@ninjapancake.com we also roll Twitter hard @WarlockSchool.

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    Warlock School Episode 56

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2015 61:22


    Well Tinkkz is on with Watts and Remy. Order of coolest people as follows: Remy Watts Halo 5 Mario Maker Tinkkz Yes...Tinkkz is in last on the cool department.

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    Warlock School Episode 55

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2015 51:17


    There comes a time when two people come together. Then these two people talk about stuff like... T A C O S

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    Warlock School Episode 54

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2015 53:07


    WARLOCK SCHOOL YO

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    Warlock School Episode 53

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2015 52:27


    This episode is all about ass. You just can't get enough of it...wait...I am being told that it is all about the new Destiny expansion The Taken Taco. Mary and The Bentrick joins the show and talk about tacos.

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    Warlock School Episode 52 – Destiny RPG

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2015 43:26


    It looks like someone went to his local hobby store and picked up the Destiny RPG 2nd edition....

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    Warlock School Episode 51

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2015 25:23


    What the fuck was that?

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    Warlock School Episode 50

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2015 61:05


    ***space reserved for remy dick joke***

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    Warlock School Episode 49.5 – The C Word

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2015 39:55


    Remy channels his inner Jeremy and interviews a community member named Izdine who was kind of pissed at us or so we thought. We had a conversation regarding some of the good things he sees in Destiny. Don't say we don't enjoy the community or its members, sometimes we just get super bored. We're on Twitter @WarlockSchool and you can e-mail us through school@ninjapancake.com

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    Warlock School Episode 49

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2015 63:25


    48 + 1 = 49

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    How Big is it? Filler Episode Special!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2015 2:25


    There you have it folks, another week not releasing an episode. So we had to make a filler just for you...yes you.

    Warlock School Episode 48 – Warcock Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2015 52:38


    Warcock Edition

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    Warlock School E47 – Brotocol V

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2015 46:41


    Watts and Andy are out this week, Remy takes over again and brings Danny a.k.a. RoadDoggFL into the fray. They have a conversation about updates, Borderlands and scratching itches from other games. Remy couldn't find a place to edit a toothpaste conversation in so it's after the outro. This very Brotocol episode brought to you by Boredom and the letter B.

    Warlock School Episode 46

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2015 54:09


    Your least favorite video game podcast...Episode 46

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    Special Announcement Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2015 10:30


    MOM, GET THE POPCORN! IT'S A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT EPISODE!!! Wait, what's filler again? Will we actually follow up on what we're going to say? My God, there's just so much pressure...

    Warlock School Episode 45

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2015 59:20


    This week your Warlockin' Hosts get down and dirty on The Taken King. Join Andy, Remy and Watts on their journey as they sift through the good and the bad as of late when it comes to Destiny. If you'd like to leave us a mail, it's school@ninjapancake.com, you know.. The best kind of pancake.

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    Warlock School Episode 44

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2015 65:26


    Your.. Wait, no. Your least favorite Destiny related podcast. Join us for our antics weekly. 

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    Warlock School Episode 43

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2015 33:55


    Remy takes over Warlock School Episode 43…may the traveler have mercy on your poor soul.

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    Warlock School Episode 42

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2015 52:51


    It’s Episode 42 of your least favorite Destiny Podcast. Andy, Bentrick, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts where they say hurtful things and you might cry. It’s OK. We always cry tears of joy when you are in pain. Trials of Psoriasis‎ is talked about and stuff. Bentrick also loves all the things, it's his nature. We should mention we love him, too.

    Warlock School Episode 41

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2015 53:15


    It’s Episode 41 of your least favorite Destiny Podcast. Andy, Road, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts where they say hurtful things and you might cry. It’s ok. Trail mix of Psoriasis‎ is talked about and stuff. We'd like to point out that we're Psoriasis isn't something we should joke about. It's awful. It unfortunately is the only thing we could think of that rhymes with "Osiris".

    Warlock School Episode 40 SugarshaK

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2015 44:15


    It’s Episode 40 of your favorite Destiny Podcast. Andy, Remy, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts where they say hurtful things and you might cry. It’s ok. Prison of Elders is talked about and basically it’s the worst. Maybe you like it. Maybe you don’t. Does anyone really read this? SugarshaK are you there?

    Warlock School Episode 39

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2015 58:16


    Quesadilla...Warlock Episode 39 has been released. Andy, Remy, Herp and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 1,378,456. We may have used that number already but we're unsure. We do not fact check these episode descriptions. Nothing we write here should be taken as gospel - Unless that gospel is tacos. Then we're fully backing that one.

    Warlock School Episode 38

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2015 50:17


    Pickle...Warlock Episode 38 has been released. Andy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. Did you know Andy has a dog named Lemon? Now you do. G.I. Joe had it right, knowing is actually half of the battle. This is not episode 7,032,378,043,486. This gag will never die much like the legend of Soul Calibur. We promise we're a Destiny podcast.

    Warlock School Episode 37

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2015 51:32


    BBQ...Warlock Episode 37 has been released. Andy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 7,032. We're getting more aggressive with our numbering scheme as you can tell. For issues involving this, please send a lengthy e-mail to notactuallyprofessional@gmail.com. We tried to get a compuserv e-mail address but we lost interest in the gag.

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    Warlock School Episode 36

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2015 48:08


    Pho..Sure...amirite? Warlock Episode 36 has been released. Andy, Bshek, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 703. This episode joke has yet to be boring for us, we're not sure about you.

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    Warlock School Episode 35

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2015 39:43


    Put your damn helmet on in the tower…Warlock Episode 35 has been released. Mattman, Tinkkz, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 702. Episode 702 belongs in a museum, for the world.

    Warlock School Episode 34

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2015 63:42


    I don’t have anything to eat…only chips…Warlock Episode 34 has been released. Remy, Andy, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 701. Please send your lunches to: Patrick Watts c/o Cyberdine Systems, Inc 18144 El Camino Real Sunnyvale, California 94024

    Warlock School Episode 33

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2015 55:27


    Is that a little baby Marko over there?…Warlock Episode 33 has been released. Remy, Andy, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. Marko solved the riddle of steel by sending an email about the last description. This is not episode 70. I guess some people read this. I have a question that may need an answer....

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    Warlock School Episode 32

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2015 43:17


    Swiss Cheese…Warlock Episode 69 has been released. Remy, Bshek, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. That was a test because it is only episode 32. I am sure no one ever reads this so have a good day. That's it. There's no more. GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

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    Warlock School Episode 31

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2015 62:24


    Empanada…Warlock Episode 31 has been released. Remy, Andy, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember that Andy in fact is the raid leader and yes you have to love him.

    Warlock School Episode 30

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2015 66:34


    Lunch time…Warlock Episode 30 has been released. Remy, Danny, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to not steal Patrick's lunch from the breakroom. He writes his name on the bag, what is wrong with your morals?!

    Warlock School Episode 29

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2015 31:29


    Soup…Warlock Episode 29 has been released. Remy, Dickens, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember that soup can often times be a wonderful meal. By meal - we mean appetizer.

    Warlock School Episode 28

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2015 33:20


    Pizza…Warlock Episode 28 has been released. Remy, Dickens, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember that pineapple, despite what Watts says, is a proper pizza topping.

    Warlock School Episode 27

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2015 53:35


    Rye bread…Warlock Episode 27 has been released. Remy, Bentrick, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to enjoy Bentrick at volumes that a T-Rex could also enjoy. What? We have a T-Rex. *cue Jurassic Park theme song*

    Warlock School Episode 26

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2015 54:56


    Taco Pie…Warlock Episode 26 has been released. Remy, Dickens, Chickenlord and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember that there is such a thing as Taco Pie. Taco to the Pie, yo!

    Warlock School Episode 25

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2015 58:18


    Big pizza…Warlock Episode 25 has been released. Remy, Dickens and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember in The Netherlands there was at one point a frozen pizza called and we quote "Big American Pizza". We can't make this up anymore. Do you actually read these?

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