Warlock School

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Stadium Pretzels... Because it's Warlock School: Self Rez Episode 3. The intrepid duo of Bentrick and Caleb march on unassisted from a third member of their fireteam, somehow managing to go to the podcast light house! Not really, we're not that clever. As you know it's E3 week but those of you on PC will have to wait for news until next month regarding the affair. We apologize for this in advance.

Spicy Ramen... It's Warlock School: Self Rez Episode 2. The Titans are interrupted by some guest Warlocks. That's a weird thing to say on a show called Warlock School, huh? Baby BShek and Commander Hirsch join the intrepid duo of Bentrick and Caleb for this second-ever second episode of Warlock School: Self Rez. They talk about how Bentrick is psychic and a lot of stuff Destiny 2 can do to not suck. Also Bentrick has decided he likes Easter eggs at the end of episodes. So don't skip those ad bumpers, folks.

Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine... It's Warlock School: Self Rez Episode 1. Bentrick and Caleb felt bringing the show back was a good idea, Remy and Watts weren't ever going to do it, so why not? Your new hosts did manage to get Remy on to pass the torch and discuss the Destiny 2 Gameplay Premiere and the new direction of this show.

Well there you have it. The last Warlock School for a very long time.

I see Remy has constructed a new lightsaber. Remy's skills are now complete. Indeed he is powerful as Watts has foreseen.

There's a reason why podcast nights have a strict three drink limit. Behold the glory of Episode 57. Danny, Karlee and Rem hold down the fort while Watts is being an adult. Mind you he's the same person who makes these episode descriptions normally but not this week friends - This week is Remtastic. We have an e-mail, you never use it though, school@ninjapancake.com we also roll Twitter hard @WarlockSchool.

Well Tinkkz is on with Watts and Remy. Order of coolest people as follows: Remy Watts Halo 5 Mario Maker Tinkkz Yes...Tinkkz is in last on the cool department.

There comes a time when two people come together. Then these two people talk about stuff like... T A C O S

WARLOCK SCHOOL YO

This episode is all about ass. You just can't get enough of it...wait...I am being told that it is all about the new Destiny expansion The Taken Taco. Mary and The Bentrick joins the show and talk about tacos.

It looks like someone went to his local hobby store and picked up the Destiny RPG 2nd edition....

What the fuck was that?

***space reserved for remy dick joke***

Remy channels his inner Jeremy and interviews a community member named Izdine who was kind of pissed at us or so we thought. We had a conversation regarding some of the good things he sees in Destiny. Don't say we don't enjoy the community or its members, sometimes we just get super bored. We're on Twitter @WarlockSchool and you can e-mail us through school@ninjapancake.com

48 + 1 = 49

There you have it folks, another week not releasing an episode. So we had to make a filler just for you...yes you.

Warcock Edition

Watts and Andy are out this week, Remy takes over again and brings Danny a.k.a. RoadDoggFL into the fray. They have a conversation about updates, Borderlands and scratching itches from other games. Remy couldn't find a place to edit a toothpaste conversation in so it's after the outro. This very Brotocol episode brought to you by Boredom and the letter B.

Your least favorite video game podcast...Episode 46

MOM, GET THE POPCORN! IT'S A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT EPISODE!!! Wait, what's filler again? Will we actually follow up on what we're going to say? My God, there's just so much pressure...

This week your Warlockin' Hosts get down and dirty on The Taken King. Join Andy, Remy and Watts on their journey as they sift through the good and the bad as of late when it comes to Destiny. If you'd like to leave us a mail, it's school@ninjapancake.com, you know.. The best kind of pancake.

Your.. Wait, no. Your least favorite Destiny related podcast. Join us for our antics weekly. 

Remy takes over Warlock School Episode 43…may the traveler have mercy on your poor soul.

It’s Episode 42 of your least favorite Destiny Podcast. Andy, Bentrick, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts where they say hurtful things and you might cry. It’s OK. We always cry tears of joy when you are in pain. Trials of Psoriasis‎ is talked about and stuff. Bentrick also loves all the things, it's his nature. We should mention we love him, too.

It’s Episode 41 of your least favorite Destiny Podcast. Andy, Road, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts where they say hurtful things and you might cry. It’s ok. Trail mix of Psoriasis‎ is talked about and stuff. We'd like to point out that we're Psoriasis isn't something we should joke about. It's awful. It unfortunately is the only thing we could think of that rhymes with "Osiris".

It’s Episode 40 of your favorite Destiny Podcast. Andy, Remy, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts where they say hurtful things and you might cry. It’s ok. Prison of Elders is talked about and basically it’s the worst. Maybe you like it. Maybe you don’t. Does anyone really read this? SugarshaK are you there?

Quesadilla...Warlock Episode 39 has been released. Andy, Remy, Herp and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 1,378,456. We may have used that number already but we're unsure. We do not fact check these episode descriptions. Nothing we write here should be taken as gospel - Unless that gospel is tacos. Then we're fully backing that one.

Pickle...Warlock Episode 38 has been released. Andy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. Did you know Andy has a dog named Lemon? Now you do. G.I. Joe had it right, knowing is actually half of the battle. This is not episode 7,032,378,043,486. This gag will never die much like the legend of Soul Calibur. We promise we're a Destiny podcast.

BBQ...Warlock Episode 37 has been released. Andy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 7,032. We're getting more aggressive with our numbering scheme as you can tell. For issues involving this, please send a lengthy e-mail to notactuallyprofessional@gmail.com. We tried to get a compuserv e-mail address but we lost interest in the gag.

Pho..Sure...amirite? Warlock Episode 36 has been released. Andy, Bshek, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 703. This episode joke has yet to be boring for us, we're not sure about you.

Put your damn helmet on in the tower…Warlock Episode 35 has been released. Mattman, Tinkkz, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 702. Episode 702 belongs in a museum, for the world.

I don’t have anything to eat…only chips…Warlock Episode 34 has been released. Remy, Andy, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 701. Please send your lunches to: Patrick Watts c/o Cyberdine Systems, Inc 18144 El Camino Real Sunnyvale, California 94024

Is that a little baby Marko over there?…Warlock Episode 33 has been released. Remy, Andy, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. Marko solved the riddle of steel by sending an email about the last description. This is not episode 70. I guess some people read this. I have a question that may need an answer....

Swiss Cheese…Warlock Episode 69 has been released. Remy, Bshek, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. That was a test because it is only episode 32. I am sure no one ever reads this so have a good day. That's it. There's no more. GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

Empanada…Warlock Episode 31 has been released. Remy, Andy, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember that Andy in fact is the raid leader and yes you have to love him.

Lunch time…Warlock Episode 30 has been released. Remy, Danny, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to not steal Patrick's lunch from the breakroom. He writes his name on the bag, what is wrong with your morals?!

Soup…Warlock Episode 29 has been released. Remy, Dickens, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember that soup can often times be a wonderful meal. By meal - we mean appetizer.

Pizza…Warlock Episode 28 has been released. Remy, Dickens, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember that pineapple, despite what Watts says, is a proper pizza topping.

Rye bread…Warlock Episode 27 has been released. Remy, Bentrick, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to enjoy Bentrick at volumes that a T-Rex could also enjoy. What? We have a T-Rex. *cue Jurassic Park theme song*

Taco Pie…Warlock Episode 26 has been released. Remy, Dickens, Chickenlord and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember that there is such a thing as Taco Pie. Taco to the Pie, yo!

Big pizza…Warlock Episode 25 has been released. Remy, Dickens and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember in The Netherlands there was at one point a frozen pizza called and we quote "Big American Pizza". We can't make this up anymore. Do you actually read these?