two future sonja morgan interns

The countess hit the nail on the head with this one, as proven by our review of the best (or worst?) what the fuck housewives moments.

Welcome to both 2022 season 2! To kick it off we revisit some of the best housewives tag lines

Sticking with our love of a festive ep we decide to rate the love actually plot lines!✨

Holiday! Celebrate! As bravo has GIFTED us with the upcoming real housewives ultimate girls trip we decide to pick our perfect line up for the show

this week we pick apart some highly questionable song lyrics

things get a little spooky this week in honour of halloween

A part two (of sorts) for our last ep! There is enough twists and turns in this weeks instalment to give you whiplash

After our leo was inspired by her recent podcast listenings we take a deep dive in to the wacky and wonderful world of netflix documentaries

after reuniting in person again we've chosen to take a live personality test

we take a trip back in time this episode to revisit the tragedy that was 2012, get your nerd glasses and picnik edits at the ready!

thanks to our polls on instagram this week we share our thoughts on this year's love island

Just in time for the apparent end of lockdown on England this week we take you back to Spain where our covid experience begin with fleeing the country!

London called and we answered! Tune in to hear our antics last weekend as we were finally reunited in person

We tackle housewife scandals both past and present in this episode!

after discussing the songs and TV shows that defined us we finally look at the films we couldn't live without

In honour of both our hot girl summers starting we decide to reflect on our experiences at uni

From the #FreeBritney movement to the people's princess, we discuss our favourite conspiracy theories

For this instalment of livin' la vida loca we look back at our biggest culture shocks!

The theme of this episode is things we thought would be much more important than they actually turned out to be after realising duke of ed was really just a scam

Thanks to the polls on our instagram (@ascorpioandaleopodcast) we get to play a game of would you rather!

the first episode of us reliving our glory days in españa

discussing the songs that made us in to who we are today

deciding what our tag lines will be when we become real housewives