Allegedly Coherent

My thoughts on the guy who leaked Jennifer Lawrence's, Vanessa Hudgens, and other celebrity nudes in what they called celebgate getting sentenced to 8 months in prison

An anti smoking commercial caught my attention the other day and you quickly find out why. They link smoking to erectile dysfunction. If that doesn't get a guy to stop smoking I don't know what will

In this episode of Allegedly Coherent the guys bring on their first guest! Their friend Nick joins in the festivities as the guys debate on if Peeps, 90's music, and Taco Bell sober are overrated or underrated. The meat of the episode is when Ace talks about his brother hooking up with his girlfriend. The guys wrap it up with a game of F*ck, Marry, Kill. PS Sorry if there is any feedback(static) in the audio, we were recording at a new place so we don't necessarily know what was causing it

Ace and Clev are back and drinking of course. The guys talk about the FBI seizing over 3000 penises from a morgue employees home. Ace addresses school shootings and Clev comes up with a solution to stop them. And last but not least they hit on munchkin molestation. SUBSCRIBE and SHARE assholes PS - This wasn't edited so enjoy

In this episode Ace and Clev listen to the voicemails that Ace left Clev at 6 in the morning while he was wondering around downtown Indy in a Tux from the wedding they attended the night before. It sounds like he is in a post apocalyptic world and recording his daily trials and tribulations.

In the second half of last weeks episode Ace tells one of his infamous liquor store stories about an old lady that propositioned him in order to get a bottle of vodka. Also Couch ask the guys "How does someone get their life together?"

The guys work their way out of their sophomore slump after hearing they are an internationally known podcast. As usual there is about a 10 minute comedic ramble at the beginning but once they get into it they discuss changing the perception of the saying "suck my dick" . If we can change that we can change the world. Finally they discuss whether they buy drinks for girls at bars

In the episode Ace comes back from a wedding with some dirt on Clev. He ran into one of Clev's exes and she told him about a 3 page love letter Clev hand wrote her. Clev tries to back track but he is pretty well cornered. Also there is another appearance from the beer matron and Ace learns a new language. And not to be overlooked the guys discuss their feeling about the Catch Me Outside girl

Ace completely shuts down Clev's idea for Hugh's replacement, they know an odd amount about the Kardashians, and Ace explains Scientology to Clev, its not even close to what he thought it was

This week the guys have a short and sweet episode for you. They answer the question everyone has been asking lately and that is "How much money would it take for you to receive anal?" Also the guys bond over their hatred for people who change the title of their job to sound more important.

We are back! This this time it wasnt laziness it was technical errors but here we are. In this episode we try to figure out what exactly NFL players are kneeing for, Ace misses out on the love of his life and loses his phone all in the same night, and Clev ends it with another glorious rap

Surprise, surprise another episode where handjobs are a topic. This is round two of our latest recording. We didn't think the first one was good enough so we started over. Clev talks about his "worst" first date. Ace shits himself on a second date and gets the birds and the bees talk from his mom(not in that order, unfortunately for all of us) Ps I(Clev) want to apologize for the editing of the podcast, I tried something new and it messed up a couple spots and I didn't realize until it was too late and by too late I mean I was too lazy to go back and fix it.

In this episode Clev talks about his real estate investment opportunity in Houston, Ace wins the "Don't Tell Mom" segment, and we use our first bleep to protect one of our friends from potential divorce. And the hashtag of the day has to go to #ImRootingForCancer

Ryan has some shocking personal news, we talk about the anti-climatic Solar Eclipse, and Ace gets a hair cut in the ghetto. Like, Share, Follow, all that good shit. Send us your thoughts, questions, or just general knowledge at allegedlycoherent@gmail.com

Here is some stuff that didn't make the first episode "Feeling Helen Keller's Lips." We talk about Ryan's 10 year class reunion, decisions made on Jager, and Pedophile Island

Our 2nd first podcast is finally here. First of many episodes of what we are calling ALLEGEDLY COHERENT. In this episode we discuss my new found love for Game of Thrones, the Solar Eclipse and why you're an idiot for buying special glasses for them, and Helen Keller's "lips"