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The Answering Machine returns with Episode 4! This time, we explore the answering machine messages of Rhonda Cartwright, a single mother of two who is planning a special birthday party for her 8-year-old son, Scotty. Hijinks abound in this installment of The Answering Machine!

The Answering Machine returns with a brand new, hilarious episode! This time around, we examine the answering machine messages of Walt Bailey, a retired insurance salesman outside of Kansas City during the summer of 1988. Bailey won a fishing boat on Wheel of Fortune, much to the dismay of his wife, Nancy. Meanwhile, his friend, George Crowley, a police officer, is getting Walt some free illegal cable television, while his son, Stephen, got in trouble at summer camp. All this and more unravels in Episode 3 of The Answering Machine!

Episode 2 centers on Barbi Foxx. Formerly known as Diane Matthews, she moved to Hollywood in the early 1990's, dyed her hair blonde and was known as Barbi Foxx. A former Playboy Playmate and Baywatch co-star, Barbi Foxx has dated many former "celebrities" and has made some poor decisions. Enjoy another hilarious episode of The Answering Machine!

Episode 1 is the story of Jeff Downey, a 22 year old kid from Harrisburg, PA, and takes place during March of 1992. Based on the answering machine messages compiled on him, Downey was a rebellious sort, as he possibly may have burned down the pizza place he worked at, which at the time was known as Moose-olini’s Pizza, a popular pizza chain in the tri-state area, renowned for its mascot, an animated, pizza-craving moose named Bennie the Moose (it is rumored that actor Joe Pesci provided the voice). Also, his mother is afraid that he is a heroin addict, his girlfriend thinks his punk band, Pokey, is trying too hard to sound like Operation Ivy, and the manager of the local video store is looking for Downey’s overdue rentals of such classics as Dolph Lundgren’s I Come in Peace and Martin Lawrence’s Talkin’ Dirty After Dark. Also, the Columbia House Record Club is going to take legal action for Downey’s nasty letter in response to receiving a cassette from early 90’s one hit wonders EMF.