Astrology with Alexis

Try not to cry as Alexis presents the LAST episode of Astrology with Alexis! It's been a wild ride. But before saying goodbye, we *must* discuss Gemini season, understand its placements in our charts and interview a Gemini sun. Is a finale ever dull? Listen now!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

This week, Alexis proves that astrology is real. She explains all the physical traits, life trends and big mistakes that are statistically associated with each of the Sun signs. The concept that “astrology is bullshit" is falsified, as Alexis debunks the many “coincidences” within the stars. ENJOY!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

HERE WE GO!!! The rundown for this week's show: Alexis teaches you how to act during Taurus season based on your Sun sign, dishes her own flaws as a Taurus Sun, hands over the secret potion on how to make a Taurus fall in love with you, interviews Distraction Magazine's HBIC and breaks down all of the Taurus placements. Is this episode Taurus enough!? ENJOY. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Alexis discusses everything you've ever wondered about that astronomical snapshot of the stars based on the exact day, time and place you were born. Also, she dives into the intimidating topic of quadrants and angles as well as aspects and patterns of the chart. But don't worry—she breaks it down for the baby wannabe astrologers! Last but not least, find out if you were destined to be full of yourself at birth. It all has to do with the placement of the stars. Tune in to find out more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Those with an Aries Sun are about to be mad!!! Alexis loves, lives and supports your drive and honesty. However, don't even TRY to tell her that you are emotionally intelligent. Knock it off! This week, she explains what we can all expect this Aries Season. NEW EPISODE 21! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Don't shoot the messenger! Alexis has given her opinions on most Sun Signs in the past ... and now she is finally ready to rank them from best to worst! Get ready for some astrological fun because this is an episode where no tea is left unspilled. Also this week, Alexis has had a complete change of heart and welcomes a special guest co-host who actually associates with men. And last but not least, she gives a personal account of what each Sun Sign truly means to her ... and she might lose a few friends because of it! EVERYONE SHOULD BE LISTENING. Tune in! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Alexis is BACK AT IT AGAIN detailing Pisces season. Classic. Then, Alexis explains how each Pisces placement affects the inner planets of your chart. Astrology with Alexis's graphic designer, Lauren, finally gets her chance to dish on the behind-the-scenes efforts that go into making the show. But instead, she's put in the hot seat with her experiences as a Pisces Sun. ENJOY! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Alexis is coming clean about the woman who's been in her behind-the-scenes life for five months now ... and the l-word is used. Also, this is the VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL!!!!! Venus in Aquarius is bringing us all into the “in-between” stage. She discusses how to navigate it and what each sign looks for in a relationship. Lastly, Alexis provides her take on your perfect match and worst nightmare based on your Sun Sign. ENJOY!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Alexis's astrological DRAMA is at an ultimate high this season. She shares what we should all expect during Aquarius season and what Aquarius placements mean for your chart. Her special guest is not only an Aquarius sun but also the reason she became involved with Distraction in the first place. It might get after awkward hearing what she has to say about those with Sun in Aquarius ... SHIT IS A MESS! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

We are *finally* discussing the major battle of the sexes in astrology. In this episode, Alexis details the difficulties queer and gender non-conforming individuals face when studying the more traditional gendered astrology. She checks out the results of her “which is the better sex of each sign” poll. CAUTION: This episode includes male slander. Not for the weak! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

SHE IS BACK. Get ready for an episode unlike any other. Alexis has decided to conduct AWA a little differently this year starting with a HUGE double episode addressing the Age of Aquarius and Capricorn Season. She also reveals she's been lying about her identity!? Don't worry, it all makes sense. This week addresses the topic of Capricorn placements in terms of being not-so-great significant others, better friends, competitive family and, most importantly, how to handle them. Alexis roasts the men who act like they aren't manipulative and, last but not least, interviews Roma Williams, her favorite Capricorn sun! Cheers to 2021!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Goodbye, 2020 ... Alexis takes on a solo episode this week to close out the insane year. She describes the highs and lows of her year and the rest of the world, explains Jesus's astrological Holy Trinity, dishes on how each Sun sign will celebrate the holidays AND makes a HUGE announcement regarding the CHRISTMAS STAR. Enjoy! SEE YOU IN 2021!!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Alexis praises the stars for our shift into Sagittarius season. She tells us about her experiences with Sagittarius placements—it can get complicated, so listen up. Even if you've never encountered one, you should at least know what to expect. She also talks about subtweeting, fighting with her family over the holidays and, last but not least, her weird obsession with girls who wear Free People. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Alexis stirs up national drama and tells America the truth about our president-elect. She's got an inside look into Joe Biden's birth chart and discusses how it will affect his presidency. Finally, her relentless commitment to shit talk all Scorpios is put to the test. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Alexis has been stressing hard this Scorpio season and gets into all the nitty-gritties, including her personal trauma with the sign, predictions for the season and interview with a Distraction editor! Also, she's got breaking news regarding her plans for the impending civil unrest after the election. If you've been questioning your own sanity this Scorpio season, you better listen up! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Lots to cover on this week's episode!! Alexis talks about the cusp signs, and she is getting *extremely* specific. She also discusses what life is like for a true DRAMA queen, aka Libra-Scorpio Cusp with her special guest, Scarlett Diaz. Last but not least, Alexis faces her fear of having an actual conversation with a Scorpio. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

In this week's episode, Alexis discusses astrology's cuffing season. Yep, you heard that right! She explores the significance of Libra season and how Libra placements affect your chart as well as her own love life and recent cuffing. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Yes. It is true. Alexis has done a birth chart reading of PRESIDENT JULIO FRENK. It's not what you would expect! Make sure to tune in — Alexis is giving us all the details regarding inner and outer planet placements. Lots to cover! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

“How is my sign classified?” Here's a question Alexis receives regularly ... and she's answering it candidly in this week's episode. She also tackles some tough questions: “What if I'm a woman with predominant masculine energy in my chart?” Tune in, as Alexis has some *MAJOR* oversharing this week!!! Lastly, Alexis addresses the dueling elements of air and earth in her own chart. Listen up! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Are Virgos really that neurotic? Alexis addresses the topic and introduces Virgo season. She also discusses her own entangled past with Virgos and how each placement affects the inner planets and interviews Virgo Sun Erica Goldfinger. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Alexis discusses retrograde, why the world is especially f*cked up right now, upcoming and current retrograde cycles and why this isn't the end of the world. She also divulges how she survives retrograde periods and why she's done with people saying “in retrograde” in Episode 5. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

In Episode 4, Alexis discusses the importance of feeling yourself during Leo season, interviews Leo Sun and University of Miami senior Cesar Tejeda AND reveals a major romantic confession... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

You guys asked for it; we are giving it to you. Introducing the Houses special for astrology virgins. In Episode 3, Alexis reveals another layer of the astrological chart and provides a detailed description of the power your Houses are manifesting. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Alexis gives listeners the ultimate guide to Cancer season and breaks down the meaning of these extra sensitive placements in their chart. She elaborates on her own experiences with Cancers and why the water signs are a better f*ck... Tune in to Episode 2. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Alexis gives listeners the beginner's guide to astrological understanding and breaks down the roles of each planet. She introduces herself as the podcast host and elaborates on her involvement with Distraction Magazine... Tune in to Episode 1. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message