Dinodave’s Paleo Adventures (To Hell Creek and Back)

You cannot call yourself a Montana unless you have gone to a branding and "wrassled" a calf. I tell you all about my first branding in this episode along with some County Fair observations.

Dinodave has shared many stories so far with his best friend whose also name is Dave growing up. This episode his friend Dave takes over! He tells a story about the time he gave dinodave a dare and bet an ice cream on it. Dinodave literally almost died, but hey.....it was for an ice cream cone!

Dinodave talks about getting rid of "What ifs?" in your life. Also get off the trail! I talk about the irony of me and my brother going on a hike where a lady told us to stay on a trail, but we were going to a destination that was first found because my brother went off the trail.

This episode Dinodave talks about growing up across the street from the high school in the 80's. Games like Kick the Can and Midnight Ghost somehow lost their excitement so we found a game that got his gang of friends chased by high schoolers in wannabe Burt Reynolds, Smokey and the Bandit Trans Ams instead. It was way better than kids these days growing up with fortnite. Ah.......the 80's!

Dinodave once once called Glendive's own Tom Sawyer, except his adventures include dodging bloated cows while jumping off bridges. Dave tells childhood stories about how all facets of his life are entangled with the Yellowstone River, or a previous 65 million year old river.

First Dinodave gets your attention by telling stories about how he can never pay attention. How are diamonds made? And by diamonds I mean us....since we are 18.5 percent carbon. Dinodave concludes with an interesting people watching and poker story.

You won't believe what happened to Dinodave on this typical mundane just another Tuesday night. Dinodave also explains how disasters make us (and the earth) beautiful. One more adventure story of getting stranded in Alaska......sort of.

Dinodave and his brother Eric celebrate the 4th of July a bit too early with a bum living under the Glendive bridge. Dinodave also talks about our own vibrations and electromagnetic field. Could they be our 6th sense?

This episode has something will be heard for the first time in 13.8 Billion years...or the age of the universe. What if there was no such thing as creation....but only organizing? If you could see what the inside of my truck looks like, then my universe is full of Nebula's. This episode at the least will get you thinking about something besides your daily routine.

What Dinodave thought was going to be a painfully touristy day at a dinosaur tourist location looking for dinosaur tracks, actually turned into a treasure hunt with a hand drawn map from Ol Skallyway the rock hound pirate himself.

In this episode Dinodave tells the story of when he was on the Hana Highway in Hawaii in the middle of the night. He came across a broke down pickup truck full of a tailgate of the biggest Hawaiians he had ever seen and a tire iron. Dinodave also talks about his thoughts on why we all have strengths and weakneses.

When we colonize Mars, they will have an opportunity to create new and fun holiday traditions. On Earth we get the Christmas spirit of giving only 1 month a year. Isn't this backwards? What if the Mars Colonizers had the Christmas Spirit 11 months a year (Or however their calendar will work) and during the one month they get to be jerks to each other? The Mars Christmas....or Jerkmas will have a totally different spirit, but only to remember how happy everyone really is.

Dinodave tells the story of how he got treed by a black bear during a college bachelors party, sort of speak. Jack London said that the key indgrediant of fear is the unknown. I also save a bull snake from a high school mob at ten years old.

Not only is Ekalaka the best name ever given to a human, it is also the greatest little of nowhere place you were ever go to. I interview the director of the Carter County Museum in this episode, Sabre Moore. Her and the Carter County team are doing some great things.

Who would have thought questions of time, creation and eternity are all linked to Bob Seger? Dinodave explains why some mundane people might find rocks boring, but to us rock people, why they are incredibly exciting.

Dinodave tells a story of the 2nd most evil thing he has ever done. His friend Carlin randomly bumps into Dave at random places in the world. We are all billion dollar lottery winners and I prove it.

Dave tells a story about his 18 year old self getting arrested from jumping off a 50ft bridge in December and how it led to his "Inner Aerosmith".

Dinodave talks about his life changing trip to dig dinosaurs with legendary paleontologist Jack Horner and how the generosity of the trip sponsor impacted his life.

I tell my amazing story of being surrounded by Orcas on a fishing boat. I was convinced they were the most intelligent beings on earth according to their environment. I also talk about intelligence and maybe humans are not so smart after all.

I talk about how John Denver and Aquaman ruined my childhood and I prove that equal does not mean equal.

Join me as I destroy Christmas and Santa Clause but a Millennium Falcon restores order to the Universe.

Dave had nothing going in his life until one Halloween he dresses up as Chewbacca with Chewbacca pants and mask but using his own hairy chest as the costume. What follows is one amazing story.

You won't believe the answers to tough questions we get from Emme, a female who has devoted over half her life to the study of dinosaurs!

Join Dinodave as he breaks the world record for "Fastest person to ever find a dinosaur bone starting from ones own couch"!