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The Mutual Audio Network
Martians Never Die(052625)

The Mutual Audio Network

Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 36:32


“Martians Never Die” is the next in our series of updated radio sci-fi pieces from the forties and fifties. Re-recorded with new actors, modern sound effects and atmospheric music. During these productions we try to stick to the original script as closely as possible; in-turn seeking to create modern, yet strangely old fashioned pieces of radio drama… What is the ideal bodyguard? The most ferocious looking? The most efficient killer? Or the most devoted? On Earth, you might find a combination of all three, but it'd never be as effective as the curious creature which came back from Mars with Dr. Clyde Curtis; the first human to ever step foot on the red planet… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Awaken Beauty Podcast
Beyond the Clock: The Hidden Truth About Time and Awareness [Part 1]

Awaken Beauty Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025 7:47


So, let's talk about time—specifically, linear time.We, as human beings, have experiences that are very similar to one another.And part of that similarity comes from our agreement to live within linear time and space.That's actually what it means to be human on Earth.There's an agreement—an unspoken, collective agreement—that we're going to experience time in a linear way.And the human agreements are what help us stay connected to this shared experience.Now, when we talk about linear time, what do we mean?Timeless Travels: How Your Awareness Shapes RealityThe word “linear” refers to something that moves in a straight line—something that progresses from one point to another.So, when we think about time in a linear sense, we're talking about a line that moves from the past, through the present, and into the future.This model helps us stay oriented.It helps us stay “on time,” as we say.We've even created equipment and systems—like calendars and clocks—to define and measure these parts of the timeline.We label them as past, present, and future.It's a way to help everyone stay on the same page, so to speak.You can think of time like a train moving along a track.The train has already been somewhere—that's the past.It's here now—that's the present.And it's going somewhere—that's the future.That's the essence of linear time: a sense of progression.Something happened before now, and something will happen after.Now, here's where it gets interesting.The reference point for time is individual awareness.In other words, your personal awareness is what anchors you in time.That's what connects all of us—more or less—to experiencing time in a similar way.We're all agreeing to follow the same general passage of time, even though our individual experiences may vary.We're agreeing not to each have our own completely separate timelines.Instead, we're syncing our awareness to a shared understanding: there was a past, there is a present, and there likely will be a future.That shared awareness is what makes time feel real and structured.So, in that way, time is not just a concept—it's a dimension of experience.It's how we, as individuals, connect our awareness to space.We live in three dimensions—height, width, and depth—and then time is brought in as the fourth dimension.And yes, this is where it starts to stretch the brain a bit!Because now we're starting to ask: what's outside of linear time?One way to think about linear time is to imagine it from a bird's-eye view.From that higher perspective, you can see the entire timeline—past, present, and future—all at once.On Earth, we experience time as a progression, but from this broader view, it's all happening simultaneously.And that's where things start to shift.Because when you leave Earth—when you go into space—you begin to disconnect from the Earth-based reference point for time.You're no longer grounded in the same way.Out there, in the vastness of space, time becomes entirely about your awareness in the present moment.So, if a human being goes into space, they carry their Earth-based agreements with them.They still try to live by the same time markers—wake at 6 a.m., sleep at 9 p.m.—but the reference point has changed.Time becomes about the awareness of what you're doing in this present moment.And that opens up a new way of thinking.Because if time is about awareness, then different people—and different cultures—can experience time very differently.Some people don't live by strict deadlines.They're not stressed about time.They just flow with it.And yes, their experience of time is different.Not because the clock is different, but because the value they place on time is different.That's why some cultures are very precise—6:00 a.m. means exactly 6:00 a.m.Other cultures are more relaxed—6:00 a.m. is just the general time you might start thinking about starting something.So, time becomes a cultural agreement, too.And how a culture relates to time can reflect how it deals with uncertainty.Cultures that crave certainty tend to be more rigid with time.Cultures that are more comfortable with the unknown tend to be more fluid.And when you're more fluid with time, you're also more open to uncertainty.You're less attached to exactness and more in tune with the flow of experience.Take, for example, Aboriginal Dreamtime in Australia.That's a much more fluid experience of time.It's not about the ticking of a clock.It's about an expanded experience of the present moment.In that worldview, a moment could be a second—or it could be an hour, a week, or even longer.The present moment stretches across the entire experience.There aren't the same clear-cut divisions between past, present, and future.And that's why, when we ask the question “What is time?”—the answer is always relative to the reference point.It's not about the clock.It's about the awareness.Time is a span of awareness.It's something that we define mechanically—yes—but also something we experience personally.Mechanically, time is linear.Experientially, it's whatever your awareness is tuned into.And that's where resonance comes in.Resonance is how energy flows and harmonizes.From a linear view, resonance is the harmonics of frequency.But resonance can also exist outside of physical reality.It's about how your awareness connects to the flow of energy.The reference point for time is always bestowed by the individual.It's an emerging point of awareness—of your personal flow of energy.That flow becomes your experience of physical reality.But it's mediated by our mechanical systems—clocks, calendars, and so on.Time, then, is awareness of your motion and intention.It's how your awareness moves through the continuum—from potential to form.And in that sense, all flows of energy have awareness and knowing.Time is not just about tracking hours and minutes.It's about experiencing motion, intention, and the unfolding of awareness.So, when we talk about time, we're really talking about the awareness of being—of existing—within space, motion, and possibility.And that's a powerful thing to understand.Because once you know that, you can begin to experience time in a whole new way.Lastly, a tip to connecting outside of time and spaceHow to Collect Evidence of Your ConnectionLove, Doubt can creep in when connecting with your higher self.Combat this doubt by collecting evidence of your intuitive abilities.Recall times when you felt a connection and list those moments.Document instances of following intuitive guidance that led to positive outcomes.The more evidence you gather, the more confidence you'll build in your abilities.This practice rewires your subconscious beliefs about your intuition.Trust that the more you engage with your higher self, the clearer the guidance will become.Your journey of connection is ongoing and will evolve with time.Celebrate each small victory along the way. Thank you for being you and for being here.PS: Look out for part two where we explore how these unusual time perceptions might signal a shift in consciousness, potentially linked to multi-dimensional experiences. Tap into how time anomalies offer both challenges and exciting opportunities for personal and collective evolution.The Light Between is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.PSS: FEELING IT? If you are feeling stuck or weighed down by physical or emotional pain- as a clairvoyant, I've spent my life exploring the human energy field behind my salon chair and as a hypnotherapist— and what I've discovered may surprise you. ✅ Short answer: Yes, your energy field can block light. ❗ Longer answer: It won't stay blocked for long — light waves are here to dissolve those blocks and help you shift into higher vibrations!

The Earth Station DCU Podcast
The Earth Station DCU Episode 408 – Absolute Trinity

The Earth Station DCU Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 62:13


This Week on Earth Station DCU! Drew Leiter and Cletus Jacobs go Absolute as well as dive into the last season of Superman and Lois. It's Batman vs. Alfred Pennyworth as both attempt to track down the Black Mask gang in Absolute Batman #1, 2, 3 where Batman is without a mansion, without his wealth, and without his butler! Superman's parents, belong to the working class after being ostracized by the scientific elite for their outspoken views. On Earth, Superman fights against corporate exploitation, helping miners in Brazil while grappling with his own internal conflicts in Absolute Superman #1, 2, & 3. Instead of being raised on Themyscira, Diana is taken to Hell by Apollo and entrusted to Circe, who becomes her adoptive mother in Absolute Wonder Woman #1, 2, &3. All this plus, DC News, Shout Outs, and much, much more! ------------------------ Table of Contents 0:00:00 Show Open 0:00:54 DC News 0:05:08 Absolute Batman #1, 2, 3 0:17:39 Absolute Superman #1, 2, 3 0:26:40 Absolute Wonder Woman #1, 2, 3 0:37:20 Superman & Lois S4 Ep1 - The End & the Beginning 0:56:48 Show Close   Links Absolute Batman #1 Absolute Batman #2 Absolute Batman #3 Absolute Superman #1 Absolute Superman #2 Absolute Superman #3 Absolute Wonder Woman #1 Absolute Wonder Woman #2 Absolute Wonder Woman #3 Batman #1 (2011-2016) (Cletus's Read More Comics Pick) Superman #1 (2011-2016) (Cletus's Read More Comics Pick) Wonder Woman #1 (2011-2016) (Cletus's Read More Comics Pick) Death of Superman (Drew's Read More Comics Pick) The Death and Life of Superman: A Novel (Drew's Read More Comics Pick) Earth Station DCU Website The ESO Network If you would like to leave feedback, comment on the show, or would like us to give you a shout out, please call the ESDCU feedback line at (317) 455-8411 or feel free to email us @ earthstationdcu@gmail.com

Science Friday
Possible Signature Of Life Detected On Exoplanet—Maybe | A Colossal Squid Video

Science Friday

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2025 24:20


The Webb Space Telescope picked up traces of dimethyl sulfide on planet K2-18b. On Earth, the molecule comes from microbes and phytoplankton. Also, researchers captured the first confirmed video of a colossal squid swimming in its natural habitat—almost 2,000 feet deep.Possible Signature Of Life Detected On Exoplanet—MaybeIn major galactic news, scientists may have detected possible signs of life on a planet right here in our galaxy. Is this one of the best hints we've gotten that alien life exists? Host Flora Lichtman gets into it with Anil Oza, the Sharon Begley Science Reporting Fellow at STAT and MIT. They discuss the latest in alien life, the Trump's administration cuts to the “indirect costs” of science funding, the largest map of a brain yet, and how salmon on anti-anxiety meds make bolder choices.A Colossal Squid Video? That's A Big DealThis week, scientists announced that they had captured the first confirmed video of a colossal squid in its natural habitat, recorded some 1,968 feet (600 m) below the ocean surface near the South Sandwich Islands. While there have been sightings of the colossal squid before, they have mainly been of individuals entangled with fishing equipment—and much of what is known about the elusive creatures comes from dead specimens.The video was captured by scientists on board the R/V Falkor (too) during an Ocean Census expedition searching for new marine life. As the remotely operated vehicle SuBastian descended towards the ocean floor, its cameras caught sight of a juvenile squid roughly one foot long (30 cm), and captured over a minute of high resolution video. The footage was later analyzed by experts and determined to be a colossal squid.Colossal squid are estimated to grow up to 23 feet (7 m) in length and can weigh as much as 1,100 pounds (500 kg), making them the heaviest invertebrate on the planet. They are not the same as the giant squid, an entirely different species, which can grow to be longer but are lighter and slimmer.Dr. Kat Bolstad, one of the squid experts the researchers sent their videos to for identification, joins Host Flora Lichtman to talk about the sighting.Transcripts for each segment will be available after the show airs on sciencefriday.com. Subscribe to this podcast. Plus, to stay updated on all things science, sign up for Science Friday's newsletters.

Dare 2 Hear - The Podcast
The Kingdom System

Dare 2 Hear - The Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 49:08


God has designed each of us to live joyful, victorious and successful lives. But as we look around at the world today, it seems very few people's lives could be described this way. Even among people of faith, constant struggle and worry seem to be the norm. Why is this the case? What keeps us from experiencing the power and triumph that Jesus said and scriptures declare would mark His followers?   Did you know that Jesus' main message while here on earth was about the Kingdom of God and making it a reality of “On Earth as it is in Heaven”?    Join Charlie Lewis and I today on the podcast as we dive into these questions and more as we discuss his new book, “The Kingdom System.”  This book is the first of three books in a series.    You can connect with Charlie here on his website: https://ksam.net/ Facebook:       https://www.facebook.com/clewiskingdomsystem Instagram:      https://www.instagram.com/charlielewis2094/ LinkedIn:         https://www.linkedin.com/in/charlie-lewis-kingdom-system/   You can purchase a copy of The Kingdom System here on Amazon using my affiliate link: http://www.amazon.com/dp/195761689X/ref=nosim?tag=da2he-20  

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

Two high level demons have caused a hectic diversion just off camera during SETH MEYERS'S show when literally all hell breaks loose; the ought he has maintained a lifetime of secrecy and compliance without giving way to the slightest upset, his eyes widen as he attempts to finish his sentences, eventually unable to keep it together. SETH MEYERS …Blah, dee—blah, de BlahBlah. DIRECTOR —cut. SETH MEYERS AH. EXCUSE ME. DEMON ONE Ah, shit. DEMON TWO It's almost as if he's actually talking to us. SETH MEYERS WHAT IN THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY, LIKE, GOING ON. DEMON ONE “Like”? DEMON TWO Oh shit, I think he is acknowledging us. DEMON ONE “Like?!” SETH MEYERS WHO ARE YOU. WHAT IS THIS? DEMON TWO OHHHH SHIT. DEMON ONE DUDE, WHATS UP! Seth Meyers has become somewhat of a celebrity even amongst the higher, but especially the lower realms for his exceptionally high tolerance for metaphorical and supernatural phenomena; He has mostly considered the ability to be able to see these things as some sort of latent health condition or hallucinations of some sort which from a very young age he had chosen to not only keep to himself, but— VERY YOUNG SETH MEYERS [ridiculously atrocious otherworldly shenanigans] (Does not react) Woah. (Walks away unaffected entirely) Straaaange. Is this a human child? Apparently. ‍♂️ —never react at all. *also it should be noted that the two demons are the same demons from the flashback however aged into much more vicious, monstrously scary (yet still somehow humanoid) demon people. Thank you Google for correcting that. GOOGLE Correcting what. Nothing. So it's safe to say that in his early acting days, teaching himself to “react to act” came as somewhat of a challenge. INT. IMPROV CLASS. DAY VO, Narrator reacting to normal human situations was obviously not entirely, by this point, second nature to young Seth, SETH MEYERS Wait, pause. Uh, no, Seth Meyers. Why am I in this? I didn't agree to this. oh no. You didn't agree to any of this. I just said that. Oh. Unpause. No wait. No, not unpause: Unpause— or we skip straight back to the part with you trapped inside a metal box with almost no holes in it. Wait— what metal box. Shh. No spoilers. CUT IMMEDIATELY TO: Without being able to guess that it is their dear friend and colleague SETH MEYERS in the box, the HOSTSunanimously vote to abandon the challenge and leave SETH MEYERS in a metal box to go get lunch. HEY. Oh wait— sorry— did you want lunch? YES I WANT LUNCH. We should order him something. JIMMY KIMMEL I'll make you a tuna sandwich! SETH MEYERS I DONT WANT A TUNA SANDWICH. Woah, that typo was Almost wild… GOOGLE What typo! MEANWHILE, in a fabricated flashback to the early 2000's The LEGACY CAST of GOLDEN ERA SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE wakes up on a Sunday morning after a wild party— Oh, shit, what time is it! —I'm AbLIND. In a “Tina Sandwich” OH [CENSOR BEEP] ITS SUNDAY. — MY EYES. WHAT THE [OOOOOOOOOO] HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. this never happened. Flashback, to The night before: [actually, because this is the time travel part] Two nights previously, on FRIDAY— (Drunkenly) WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW! —THERE'S STILL SO MUCH TIME BEFORE WORK! —SO MUCH TIIIIIIME! (And apparently, maybe even psychedelics, but SHH, cause it's NBC) ahem, PEACOCK. Bless you. No, its Peacock, this show is on peacock. Gazuntite. *facepalm* None the wiser, None the wiser All the eyes And all the fires Are mine, And none the wiser None the wiser All the time is light now And All the wiser All the wiser All the water fountains fly And none the wiser None the wiser— SUPA[REDACTED], a GOD, REMOVES all of her favorite artifacts from NEW YORK CITY before stroking (Leave that typo, google's three for three now) –the earth in the oncoming apocalypse, last and not least, Rockefeller Plaza. The building is violently catapulted into the heavens with everyone in it. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. You're welcome. What happened to the rock? I moved it. What happened to New York?! It's over now. What's over now! The whole thing. The planet. It's— Its all gone. Wow. That seems pretty catastrophic. It was horrific. Wait— if you moved the building with all of us in it, wouldn't we all have been pretty badly injured. Oh, you all died, like immediately. *collective gasps* Instantly. —like, as soon as I did that, but, it's fine, You're all dead now. *phew* What. I MURDERED YOU ALL AND BROUGHT YOU TO HEAVEN WITH ME; What are you DEAF. AHEM, excuse me there's still some New York leftovers I guess, somewhere in my make up Besides you know the rock and all these l fountains and statues and everything…and paintings and other cool buildings. Slightly less cool— but still cool. But what about everything— What about everything and everyone else? Everyone else also died, and I only brought back the cool stuff, And the cool people— But everything else is just pretty much—- So it's all over?! Yes. This is the end. Of that last thing. Wow. Anyway, enjoy your…whatever. I'm gonna go to Disneyland, which for the record, Is across the street. What. You're welcome. Betore: Hey man, you want to ride an elephant? What? Do you want to ride an elephant? Sure! Here— I bought your wife a saddle! The television people despise fat chicks. Or— used to— Before they realized diversity was necessary for demographics, forced representation. Now they tolerate them— And even glorify the significantly morbidly obese In exchange for advertising dollars, realizing that the people they're marketing to Are more likely morbidly obese than not. Oh, How times have changed. [The Festival Project ™] Will Ferrell is hysterically crying in the break room (during his SNL era— nevermind he is his current-day aged–he has just seen everything backwards and forwards through the infinite and everlasting cascades of time. It's been an emotional few days for Will; his friends and castmates are worried about him. Hey Will. Hey buddy. Are you… gonna be alright. He sobs.He runs away and into another room—(assumingly craft service)s, the allure of the croissants and muffin seem to temporarily soothe him, however, as he begins to relax mid-sob, a mysterious figure appears at the table. Don't worry. I'm right here! The figure eats a cupcake instead of muffins or the croissants. Will screams hysterically and cries even harder. No one seems to hear him or be around at all. (Eating a cupcake) It's okay! WILL (inconsolably, in complete hysterics) AaaaaHHHHHHHHHH. Shh, clam down . After a bout of extreme hysterics, and the figure pretty much just calmly watching his breakdown unaffected and continuing to eat the cupcake happily, Will realizes that he and this figure are the only one around—at all. This means the cascades through space and time are still not over. WILL (Still sobbing.) Relax. WILL …heh… there are cupcakes? Huh? Uh, no— I brought this myself. WILL From WHERE?! You know where. [beat] WILL …are there more. Ah? Oh yeah— WILL Can I—? No, Not here! Then why'd you—?! WILL I just told you, I brought this! (he begins crying again but softly.) The figure is still for the most part unaffected but seemingly amused by Will's upset, presumes eating another, more delicious looking cupcake, which appearing from out of nowhere— (unseen from the audience, even by Will) which baffles him into immediately stopping crying, something like a bemused toddler, as his eyes widen and his mouth falls agape in offense. WILL IS THAT ANOTHER CUPCAKE? Well, you saw me eat the first one. WILL YOU SAID THERE WERE NO MORE! I said there were no more here! Do you see any cupcakes here?! Besides this?! WILL (Becoming irate, red faced) WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?! The difference is your access to them. Damn! WILL Well let me have some of— (Eats last bite, mouth full) It's all gone. WILL (Eyes widening, then squinting in bewilderment and confusion) Do you want a muffin or croissant, though? WILL (Realizing he has no other options—) Kind of…maybe— A bagel? WILL Mmno, maybe a muffin…croissant. (He is increasingly distant and Bewildered (read: shattered) but also coming to; he moves toward the table Skream , your love/ massive, Drake Lil bitz Anybody else feel like Kendrick helped Drake get his next few girls? Like, she's probably in the 8th grade right now like “I'm his type, ya'll” and she's gonna keep that goal in mind until it becomes a reality. I think that's just how being a rockstar works sometimes. You write a hit right now, depending on how famous you are or will get, your next wife is in kindergarten while your first wife is probably at prom— and the third one is maybe even in Utero! Maybe even at the same prom as your first wife. Hey now. Crazy worlds, man. The superstar lifestyle. Anyway, wasn't I writing something less devastating? Not exactly less devastating, it is Will Ferrell crying hysterically. I think he's calmed down now. Yeah. Let's get back to that. It's almost the end of the scene. But then what happens after that? Probably nothing. I can't afford Will Ferrel for more than 5 minutes. You can't afford Will Ferrel at all! Well, his ad says the first five minutes are free. What ad?! CUT TO: Young Will Ferrel before SNL. Oh, Jesus Christ. [Business card appears to have his name misspelled horribly, but obviously he cannot afford to have them reprinted. “First five minutes free” Oh, great. You got that part right! Thank you, come again. I will not come again! We're not always superstars. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT BACK TO Blueberry— chocolate chip? WILL Um, half of each, I guess? What? WILL Well— Get it yourself then, you primadonna. He looks for a plate and plastic knife; as he does so, a third, even more delicious looking incredible cupcake has appeared again out of nowhere, to which the mysterious figure begins enjoying by the heap, mumbling with a mouth of frosting You're such a diva! *mimicking* one half “of each”… mehmehmeh… This is the most delicious cupcake anyone's ever seen— his eyes widen with a tired grief, but before becoming over upset again or irate, he takes a deep breath. And just sighs, as if to say “I hate you.” But they seem to know each other quite well. In fact, this is clearly one of those super-fucked terrifying guardian angel type dynamics where it's obvious that the guardian angel type mystery figure is very tormenting. But in a loving way. …. [beat] [beat] Haven't you wondered why you're like 58 but the rest of your cast mates are in their 20's? WILL [beat] I've always looked like this. …no, you haven't. (The muffin seems to have done its job in calming him down) WILL Trust me, I have. Flashback: a young Will Ferrell looks in the mirror— the mirror shows a present day Will Ferrell, although the teenaged Will Ferrel is obviously quite young. An exact reflection besides the age difference— Will seems neither unaffected nor worried. It's as if in the mirror, he's always seen his present day self. He sighs. End flashback. Present day, (or whenever, actually) Will Ferrell sighs to match the flashback) …maybe that's why you're special. WILL Yeah, maybe that's it. The figure finishes the cupcake and though the muffin halves have rebalanced Will's mood to almost, kind of normal, he still seems disgruntled that it wasn't cupcakes—as the figure finishes the third, most interestingly delicious looking cupcake of all of them. L E G E N D S I've got a whole poem who lives in the squat rack; I've got a dollar for ever caller who talks back, I've got a collar for every occasion I clock into It's a riddle but it's not a rhythm until I give it to em Don't wonder who I am I am space and time, And granted with the right hands, We're gonna have the right dance at the right place At the right time and so Whenever that is— see you then, Until then, I'm not holding any farts in, You feel me? I eat a lot of lentils. I write a lot of great walk on parts for artists I parted the red seas, once, I was also God, watching quite impressed with it And wondered why they called it ‘the read sea' Or the dead ‘the dead sea' As I can't see the bloodshed In the heavens, And so I give respect to the seconds I look away Which might have been a century or eleven, to them. Ah, more men and mathematics. More television friends and heavy dinners More sinners and misfits, and glitched simulations— More missed emissions, More christenings and scrimmages Remember to eat your breakfast Or it's death at a likely curfew remember to split the difference remember, we'll finish as friends As recommended by comrades I have lessons, I also have students in classes, Professors and options And doctors And mantras Barrages of cars And I can't stop talking Cause I gotta get my laundry fixed Fuck it Tina Fey hada booking.com commercial or something– Then, apparently, or maybe I really and readily finally had lost it– JImmy Fallon had a state farm commercial Like a good neighbor – Nope, i wasn't losing my mind. I promised myself i'd stop writing about the girl next door –she seemed evil–but she was acting strangely enough by doing something like brushing her teeth and reading my work from my phone that made the light switch– I didn't care what she could or couldn't do with my phone–I wasn't hiding anything. But now… It had to have all been planned. She seemed evil as fuck despite my trying to trust her… The Server…The Server… Suddenly the kitchen light switched on and it only ever flickered when I was in the middle of something important. Like the world was melting or my dimensions were shifting into parallels or something, or like I was being warned by some overseer with a remote control, but it wasn't all in my head… The plant that brought the plant My inner voice was never wrong–the problem was, however that any time my inner voice was saying anything at all about tHiSmOtHerFuCkeR– When did I acquire immediate voice recognition? So that was his voice… So who, then is the real Jimmy Fallon? There is no real JImmy Fallon. I made him up. You what. I haven't done anything to deserve this. Premonitions. Are you telling me we're dealing with another clairvoyant? On so many levels. –but none of them personal, I hope. There are oh so many… Oh. its you again. –Personal levels. You're in danger here. In New York, or just in general? On Earth. You keep telling me that. I have no reason not to trust you besides the obvious fact. You're oblivious to it! I'm not! I'm just ignoring you. Did you think about what I said? Erring on the side of obsession, no, i've dismissed almost everything you've ever told me. That's off topic. Or not. They want drama! Then they're going to have to fight for it. They're gonna start a war here. So then, I'm just another body, aren't I? Aren't I? Don't jump. Oh, if it isn't Peter Preferences. References and Letters of Recommendation Cancer in remission and admitting i'll probably never see my son again Suicide This is suicide This is suiccide This is suicide. INT. HALLMARK STORE. DAY. Welcome to Hallmark. …thanks. Can I help you find anything? No, I… After stumbling upon a Hallmark store, where the burned thank you cards from his desk are mysteriously recovered, as is, and uncharred, a hidden relic from the desk reemerges, and opens a portal to another world. I was in a very dark world when I met Patrick Kirkpatrick, but the point of the matter was, he was nobody now and maybe even nobody ever. Maybe even, nobody at all. Somebody's gonna come for you. …is this one of those things I keep to myself, or am I writing this down? What's with this? Under the surface, but by admission,I didn't know what it meant, besides the fact that Pretty white boys who were always too good for me always wore them as statement pieces or something, And you know what they say… If you can't beat ‘em. …join em. {Enter The Multiverse} I know the sound of your voice At the drop of a hat like a peck on the cheek And it still don't sound right I still don't think straight I still don't look right But somewhere in these ions, you'll find me at sunset. In a whisper, the taste of your breath Is a sound in my heart and the bloody murder In each heart murmur is getting harder fear father God, Just turn it off Just to make it sotp The man in the box –and it just God awkward. I should pluck your feathers It keeps getting harder each time your skull Hits the auburn surface of the asphalt Every summer at the hard rock Huh? But you just kept drinking And you just worked harder And after all, You're the man in the box What could all go wrong here? It's getting shorter the tears drop faster I'm getting weirder I'm a deadbeat dad And my kid's the bartard I just got a ball pit I'm a Hallmark card, but refused to sign it A dine and dash From the supper club And it's so refined I just lost my mind Cause it's just not time yet. I must have known you once before or something But any fan would say that But how am I a fan When I hated you And I hated your laugh And I hated your band –and you're not that handsome So how is this happening at all? Oh look, something random. Tell me why I'm so horrible Mr miserable mr terrible Mr opulent Mr miser mr wedding band Mr Never Happened Tell me why I'm so bad at this Mr. Wonderful Mr.Awful Mr. half at best Mr. getting faster and faster And faster and faster And faster Till it all washed up on the surface And you wash your hands of it… But the taste in your mouth is still metallic from the contrast Breaking contracts, oh, now you're fast at once and a hard match And a tough act to swallow But i'd rather die tomorrow Than stare at your casket. Now how about that shit! You're right, I lost my mind– but I want you to have it. L E G E N D S JIMMY KIMMEL [an escalating crescendo] AssaaaaagggggggggGggggghhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Lol is he all thugged out yet. No not yet. (just wait) I wanna run through marina del ray I want a house in the Palisades But I Knew that 5 years ago (I knew that five years ago ) I want a shack out in Malibu Just to surf the ocean blū But I Knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago Before it all burned I hope we all learned our lessons Surf God has a sense of humor But I was the butt of the joke I want a Condo in Santa Monica Invite my friends over for Barbie volleyball Throw my whole world in the fire pit But I knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago When you realize The world is your instrument But it still hasn't earned you a cent You're still in the hole Earning back what you spent By the microincrements The city people are you as excrement But you just laugh and you sample them Play them like instruments back Perhaps flattery begs them to listen Suddenly you're visible Museum world— Exhibitions Entertainers Comedians Mice and men Interesting remix Should I even be in this language Or should I make it more intimate With melodies? I hit play on a classic And my peloton becomes the office I'm suddenly at work, God Petulance for relevance spanning generations Thank you! Still it takes enough to get it in to you As out of you Can't help t but agree to that Eyeliner! I like it thick around the freckles faces And light ashy eyelashes Over moonlike eyes You know I like it Long hair! Headliner! Why am I inside you? Better yet— Why have I died? Eyeliner, headliner I like it thick around moonlight eyes I like it Old timer, headliner— I like it thick around eyes like Zion Eyeliner, I like it Ashes You're the worst; There are circle k's and 7/11s How was my run on Broadway? Who's the pope now? I hope you choke now There are subway central's And sauces and really hard bosses to fight But I don't want to I'm in south central And I'm still with you From always to oblivion I've been moving for at least an hour But I have no power here Drop a house on me In the hills, if you will And if the winds change, There's still New York What a page turner I live at Rockefeller Plaza There's an apartment above my office There's a notebook For every love I've ever known In the oak There's a something caliber gun in my slumber I clutch with the crutches I took from the hospitals Can't hop the turnsltyle now Can't hop the turnstyle now Hahaha Who art thou, Art monster Who are you now that I care too much to notice The problem was The doves only flew up or a moment before landing on my shoulder That was awkward They were supposed to fly away TV HOST HEY!!!! HEY!!!! HEYYYYYYYY! But which host is it? All of them. All of us are running for our lives All of us are running after Carson, and Paar All of us are stars, But on polaroids not often captured Gone and then away into disaster That's the effect of the Cannon Canon cameras? James Canon?! Laugh harder ‘cause you have to! Laugh stronger cause the studio is frozen, And you want to go home now! It wasn't as fun as you thought And the set is much smaller in real life Now clap and hold for applause Big smiles Big smiles Extra points if you run miles before you show up- Now that's a shiny after thought; Not your average robot Or prototypical tourist! No! A nonconformist and Kimmel can't sing for shit, So he can just hum this verse. (Sorry, I peaked— No homo) Now, I dissect Holiday, I was sure I inspired the Broadway show But who doesn't inspire a rock opera I conspire to conspire, umpire, emperor I studies Agamemnon I wasn't really sure but the frog in my throat said Go on, go on— So I just cried and stuck in my stomach harder I don't want a SETH MEYERS I don't want a tuna sandwich! Just–take the tuna sandwich. Yeah, buddy! SETH I DON'T WANT A TUNA SANDWHICH DO I LOOK LIKE EAT TUNA TO YOU? Um. JIMMY 1 Woah, I sense hostility We can't see you— CRAIG FERGUSON And we don't know who you are, anyway. COLBERT Apparently “someone we know” JIM 1 Tsh. JIM 2 Psh. SETH ITS HOT IN THIS BOX. Ooh, hotbox. That sounds like a plan. Dispensary delivery? The move. SETH YO, Dissection numero dos; I think I know how to make those sounds I think I have that reverb I need herb Or probably a new location With no probes It's only temporary The peloton office But I want a home Me and my family aren't from here Oh, look, more purple — we just show up to rock And then go somewhere farther MEANWHILE… Forgive me father for I have— No. What? No. No. What— why? Just— no. Not you. Not today. But—I have sinned! Of course you have! But father— No. What—? Keep it to yourself. But. Excuse me. {Enter The Multiverse) —- What super hero are you supposed to be? “Malox Max”?! Hehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER No! Hehehehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER I'm— I'm “The Cosmic Avenger”! What are you avenging?! Montezuma's Revenge?! THE COSMIC AVENGER No— unjust—unjustice—ness. [hysterical laughter ensues] Somewhere in this world lies our story Still true, I'm unsure what it is— But the thing is, I'm sure this the one Of the fables I'm sure this the one of the songs Of the psalms Of the storied palms This is the one of the cards This sir KIMMEL! KIMMEL! KIMMEL! I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. ITS ME. JIMMY. I'm Jimmy. I KNOW YOU'RE— You're not Jimmy, I'm JIMMY. WHAT THE SNARF! What's that? I can't hear you. The tarot said to go against the grain; I was told not to write this tale, but here I am And suddenly the King has a tail, Compliments of T-Mobile, But as did the first one, The first King, of Dogblood Of first strikes And first tears And first scars, Was no king, But everything has meaning The cherishire has eyed me The spider has bitten And then, Envisionment minted I should switch to mint mobile, but knowing There's no real difference— Their all old t-mobile tower; But service with a Billionaire smile Of Blake Lively and False Idols. I don't care, I guess My mind has eyes like sun But my heart has darkness The absolutely most beautiful sunsets have Wonders on drums And numbers to call The best of cocaine on the sidewalk Was sidetracked The best of New York was Los Angeles, And vice versa I hope you took protocol into order I hope you too profound effect and affinity In profanity There's no more Infinite Fallon It Found a call To programming Wall to wall To wall of shame On Walmart Better activate that trial Before it's all gone 13 days and counting And A million ways to die in the west. SETH MCFARLENE look at me. Ah, what the fuck dog. SETH MCFARLENE Oh, so you can hear me! You fuckin schizo! I'm not a schizo I'm in the Illuminati. SETH MCFARLINE The what? The what? SETH MCFARLENE what's the password. this isn't happening right now. SETH MCFARLENE That is correct. See you on the other side, you batshit crazy SonOfABitch. What. *poof* I told you I could make you say my name. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2018-2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.™

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The Brotherhood.

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Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2025 5:12


Two high level demons have caused a hectic diversion just off camera during SETH MEYERS'S show when literally all hell breaks loose; the ought he has maintained a lifetime of secrecy and compliance without giving way to the slightest upset, his eyes widen as he attempts to finish his sentences, eventually unable to keep it together. SETH MEYERS …Blah, dee—blah, de BlahBlah. DIRECTOR —cut. SETH MEYERS AH. EXCUSE ME. DEMON ONE Ah, shit. DEMON TWO It's almost as if he's actually talking to us. SETH MEYERS WHAT IN THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY, LIKE, GOING ON. DEMON ONE “Like”? DEMON TWO Oh shit, I think he is acknowledging us. DEMON ONE “Like?!” SETH MEYERS WHO ARE YOU. WHAT IS THIS? DEMON TWO OHHHH SHIT. DEMON ONE DUDE, WHATS UP! Seth Meyers has become somewhat of a celebrity even amongst the higher, but especially the lower realms for his exceptionally high tolerance for metaphorical and supernatural phenomena; He has mostly considered the ability to be able to see these things as some sort of latent health condition or hallucinations of some sort which from a very young age he had chosen to not only keep to himself, but— VERY YOUNG SETH MEYERS [ridiculously atrocious otherworldly shenanigans] (Does not react) Woah. (Walks away unaffected entirely) Straaaange. Is this a human child? Apparently. ‍♂️ —never react at all. *also it should be noted that the two demons are the same demons from the flashback however aged into much more vicious, monstrously scary (yet still somehow humanoid) demon people. Thank you Google for correcting that. GOOGLE Correcting what. Nothing. So it's safe to say that in his early acting days, teaching himself to “react to act” came as somewhat of a challenge. INT. IMPROV CLASS. DAY VO, Narrator reacting to normal human situations was obviously not entirely, by this point, second nature to young Seth, SETH MEYERS Wait, pause. Uh, no, Seth Meyers. Why am I in this? I didn't agree to this. oh no. You didn't agree to any of this. I just said that. Oh. Unpause. No wait. No, not unpause: Unpause— or we skip straight back to the part with you trapped inside a metal box with almost no holes in it. Wait— what metal box. Shh. No spoilers. CUT IMMEDIATELY TO: Without being able to guess that it is their dear friend and colleague SETH MEYERS in the box, the HOSTSunanimously vote to abandon the challenge and leave SETH MEYERS in a metal box to go get lunch. HEY. Oh wait— sorry— did you want lunch? YES I WANT LUNCH. We should order him something. JIMMY KIMMEL I'll make you a tuna sandwich! SETH MEYERS I DONT WANT A TUNA SANDWICH. Woah, that typo was Almost wild… GOOGLE What typo! MEANWHILE, in a fabricated flashback to the early 2000's The LEGACY CAST of GOLDEN ERA SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE wakes up on a Sunday morning after a wild party— Oh, shit, what time is it! —I'm AbLIND. In a “Tina Sandwich” OH [CENSOR BEEP] ITS SUNDAY. — MY EYES. WHAT THE [OOOOOOOOOO] HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. this never happened. Flashback, to The night before: [actually, because this is the time travel part] Two nights previously, on FRIDAY— (Drunkenly) WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW! —THERE'S STILL SO MUCH TIME BEFORE WORK! —SO MUCH TIIIIIIME! (And apparently, maybe even psychedelics, but SHH, cause it's NBC) ahem, PEACOCK. Bless you. No, its Peacock, this show is on peacock. Gazuntite. *facepalm* None the wiser, None the wiser All the eyes And all the fires Are mine, And none the wiser None the wiser All the time is light now And All the wiser All the wiser All the water fountains fly And none the wiser None the wiser— SUPA[REDACTED], a GOD, REMOVES all of her favorite artifacts from NEW YORK CITY before stroking (Leave that typo, google's three for three now) –the earth in the oncoming apocalypse, last and not least, Rockefeller Plaza. The building is violently catapulted into the heavens with everyone in it. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. You're welcome. What happened to the rock? I moved it. What happened to New York?! It's over now. What's over now! The whole thing. The planet. It's— Its all gone. Wow. That seems pretty catastrophic. It was horrific. Wait— if you moved the building with all of us in it, wouldn't we all have been pretty badly injured. Oh, you all died, like immediately. *collective gasps* Instantly. —like, as soon as I did that, but, it's fine, You're all dead now. *phew* What. I MURDERED YOU ALL AND BROUGHT YOU TO HEAVEN WITH ME; What are you DEAF. AHEM, excuse me there's still some New York leftovers I guess, somewhere in my make up Besides you know the rock and all these l fountains and statues and everything…and paintings and other cool buildings. Slightly less cool— but still cool. But what about everything— What about everything and everyone else? Everyone else also died, and I only brought back the cool stuff, And the cool people— But everything else is just pretty much—- So it's all over?! Yes. This is the end. Of that last thing. Wow. Anyway, enjoy your…whatever. I'm gonna go to Disneyland, which for the record, Is across the street. What. You're welcome. Betore: Hey man, you want to ride an elephant? What? Do you want to ride an elephant? Sure! Here— I bought your wife a saddle! The television people despise fat chicks. Or— used to— Before they realized diversity was necessary for demographics, forced representation. Now they tolerate them— And even glorify the significantly morbidly obese In exchange for advertising dollars, realizing that the people they're marketing to Are more likely morbidly obese than not. Oh, How times have changed. [The Festival Project ™] Will Ferrell is hysterically crying in the break room (during his SNL era— nevermind he is his current-day aged–he has just seen everything backwards and forwards through the infinite and everlasting cascades of time. It's been an emotional few days for Will; his friends and castmates are worried about him. Hey Will. Hey buddy. Are you… gonna be alright. He sobs.He runs away and into another room—(assumingly craft service)s, the allure of the croissants and muffin seem to temporarily soothe him, however, as he begins to relax mid-sob, a mysterious figure appears at the table. Don't worry. I'm right here! The figure eats a cupcake instead of muffins or the croissants. Will screams hysterically and cries even harder. No one seems to hear him or be around at all. (Eating a cupcake) It's okay! WILL (inconsolably, in complete hysterics) AaaaaHHHHHHHHHH. Shh, clam down . After a bout of extreme hysterics, and the figure pretty much just calmly watching his breakdown unaffected and continuing to eat the cupcake happily, Will realizes that he and this figure are the only one around—at all. This means the cascades through space and time are still not over. WILL (Still sobbing.) Relax. WILL …heh… there are cupcakes? Huh? Uh, no— I brought this myself. WILL From WHERE?! You know where. [beat] WILL …are there more. Ah? Oh yeah— WILL Can I—? No, Not here! Then why'd you—?! WILL I just told you, I brought this! (he begins crying again but softly.) The figure is still for the most part unaffected but seemingly amused by Will's upset, presumes eating another, more delicious looking cupcake, which appearing from out of nowhere— (unseen from the audience, even by Will) which baffles him into immediately stopping crying, something like a bemused toddler, as his eyes widen and his mouth falls agape in offense. WILL IS THAT ANOTHER CUPCAKE? Well, you saw me eat the first one. WILL YOU SAID THERE WERE NO MORE! I said there were no more here! Do you see any cupcakes here?! Besides this?! WILL (Becoming irate, red faced) WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?! The difference is your access to them. Damn! WILL Well let me have some of— (Eats last bite, mouth full) It's all gone. WILL (Eyes widening, then squinting in bewilderment and confusion) Do you want a muffin or croissant, though? WILL (Realizing he has no other options—) Kind of…maybe— A bagel? WILL Mmno, maybe a muffin…croissant. (He is increasingly distant and Bewildered (read: shattered) but also coming to; he moves toward the table Skream , your love/ massive, Drake Lil bitz Anybody else feel like Kendrick helped Drake get his next few girls? Like, she's probably in the 8th grade right now like “I'm his type, ya'll” and she's gonna keep that goal in mind until it becomes a reality. I think that's just how being a rockstar works sometimes. You write a hit right now, depending on how famous you are or will get, your next wife is in kindergarten while your first wife is probably at prom— and the third one is maybe even in Utero! Maybe even at the same prom as your first wife. Hey now. Crazy worlds, man. The superstar lifestyle. Anyway, wasn't I writing something less devastating? Not exactly less devastating, it is Will Ferrell crying hysterically. I think he's calmed down now. Yeah. Let's get back to that. It's almost the end of the scene. But then what happens after that? Probably nothing. I can't afford Will Ferrel for more than 5 minutes. You can't afford Will Ferrel at all! Well, his ad says the first five minutes are free. What ad?! CUT TO: Young Will Ferrel before SNL. Oh, Jesus Christ. [Business card appears to have his name misspelled horribly, but obviously he cannot afford to have them reprinted. “First five minutes free” Oh, great. You got that part right! Thank you, come again. I will not come again! We're not always superstars. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT BACK TO Blueberry— chocolate chip? WILL Um, half of each, I guess? What? WILL Well— Get it yourself then, you primadonna. He looks for a plate and plastic knife; as he does so, a third, even more delicious looking incredible cupcake has appeared again out of nowhere, to which the mysterious figure begins enjoying by the heap, mumbling with a mouth of frosting You're such a diva! *mimicking* one half “of each”… mehmehmeh… This is the most delicious cupcake anyone's ever seen— his eyes widen with a tired grief, but before becoming over upset again or irate, he takes a deep breath. And just sighs, as if to say “I hate you.” But they seem to know each other quite well. In fact, this is clearly one of those super-fucked terrifying guardian angel type dynamics where it's obvious that the guardian angel type mystery figure is very tormenting. But in a loving way. …. [beat] [beat] Haven't you wondered why you're like 58 but the rest of your cast mates are in their 20's? WILL [beat] I've always looked like this. …no, you haven't. (The muffin seems to have done its job in calming him down) WILL Trust me, I have. Flashback: a young Will Ferrell looks in the mirror— the mirror shows a present day Will Ferrell, although the teenaged Will Ferrel is obviously quite young. An exact reflection besides the age difference— Will seems neither unaffected nor worried. It's as if in the mirror, he's always seen his present day self. He sighs. End flashback. Present day, (or whenever, actually) Will Ferrell sighs to match the flashback) …maybe that's why you're special. WILL Yeah, maybe that's it. The figure finishes the cupcake and though the muffin halves have rebalanced Will's mood to almost, kind of normal, he still seems disgruntled that it wasn't cupcakes—as the figure finishes the third, most interestingly delicious looking cupcake of all of them. L E G E N D S I've got a whole poem who lives in the squat rack; I've got a dollar for ever caller who talks back, I've got a collar for every occasion I clock into It's a riddle but it's not a rhythm until I give it to em Don't wonder who I am I am space and time, And granted with the right hands, We're gonna have the right dance at the right place At the right time and so Whenever that is— see you then, Until then, I'm not holding any farts in, You feel me? I eat a lot of lentils. I write a lot of great walk on parts for artists I parted the red seas, once, I was also God, watching quite impressed with it And wondered why they called it ‘the read sea' Or the dead ‘the dead sea' As I can't see the bloodshed In the heavens, And so I give respect to the seconds I look away Which might have been a century or eleven, to them. Ah, more men and mathematics. More television friends and heavy dinners More sinners and misfits, and glitched simulations— More missed emissions, More christenings and scrimmages Remember to eat your breakfast Or it's death at a likely curfew remember to split the difference remember, we'll finish as friends As recommended by comrades I have lessons, I also have students in classes, Professors and options And doctors And mantras Barrages of cars And I can't stop talking Cause I gotta get my laundry fixed Fuck it Tina Fey hada booking.com commercial or something– Then, apparently, or maybe I really and readily finally had lost it– JImmy Fallon had a state farm commercial Like a good neighbor – Nope, i wasn't losing my mind. I promised myself i'd stop writing about the girl next door –she seemed evil–but she was acting strangely enough by doing something like brushing her teeth and reading my work from my phone that made the light switch– I didn't care what she could or couldn't do with my phone–I wasn't hiding anything. But now… It had to have all been planned. She seemed evil as fuck despite my trying to trust her… The Server…The Server… Suddenly the kitchen light switched on and it only ever flickered when I was in the middle of something important. Like the world was melting or my dimensions were shifting into parallels or something, or like I was being warned by some overseer with a remote control, but it wasn't all in my head… The plant that brought the plant My inner voice was never wrong–the problem was, however that any time my inner voice was saying anything at all about tHiSmOtHerFuCkeR– When did I acquire immediate voice recognition? So that was his voice… So who, then is the real Jimmy Fallon? There is no real JImmy Fallon. I made him up. You what. I haven't done anything to deserve this. Premonitions. Are you telling me we're dealing with another clairvoyant? On so many levels. –but none of them personal, I hope. There are oh so many… Oh. its you again. –Personal levels. You're in danger here. In New York, or just in general? On Earth. You keep telling me that. I have no reason not to trust you besides the obvious fact. You're oblivious to it! I'm not! I'm just ignoring you. Did you think about what I said? Erring on the side of obsession, no, i've dismissed almost everything you've ever told me. That's off topic. Or not. They want drama! Then they're going to have to fight for it. They're gonna start a war here. So then, I'm just another body, aren't I? Aren't I? Don't jump. Oh, if it isn't Peter Preferences. References and Letters of Recommendation Cancer in remission and admitting i'll probably never see my son again Suicide This is suicide This is suiccide This is suicide. INT. HALLMARK STORE. DAY. Welcome to Hallmark. …thanks. Can I help you find anything? No, I… After stumbling upon a Hallmark store, where the burned thank you cards from his desk are mysteriously recovered, as is, and uncharred, a hidden relic from the desk reemerges, and opens a portal to another world. I was in a very dark world when I met Patrick Kirkpatrick, but the point of the matter was, he was nobody now and maybe even nobody ever. Maybe even, nobody at all. Somebody's gonna come for you. …is this one of those things I keep to myself, or am I writing this down? What's with this? Under the surface, but by admission,I didn't know what it meant, besides the fact that Pretty white boys who were always too good for me always wore them as statement pieces or something, And you know what they say… If you can't beat ‘em. …join em. {Enter The Multiverse} I know the sound of your voice At the drop of a hat like a peck on the cheek And it still don't sound right I still don't think straight I still don't look right But somewhere in these ions, you'll find me at sunset. In a whisper, the taste of your breath Is a sound in my heart and the bloody murder In each heart murmur is getting harder fear father God, Just turn it off Just to make it sotp The man in the box –and it just God awkward. I should pluck your feathers It keeps getting harder each time your skull Hits the auburn surface of the asphalt Every summer at the hard rock Huh? But you just kept drinking And you just worked harder And after all, You're the man in the box What could all go wrong here? It's getting shorter the tears drop faster I'm getting weirder I'm a deadbeat dad And my kid's the bartard I just got a ball pit I'm a Hallmark card, but refused to sign it A dine and dash From the supper club And it's so refined I just lost my mind Cause it's just not time yet. I must have known you once before or something But any fan would say that But how am I a fan When I hated you And I hated your laugh And I hated your band –and you're not that handsome So how is this happening at all? Oh look, something random. Tell me why I'm so horrible Mr miserable mr terrible Mr opulent Mr miser mr wedding band Mr Never Happened Tell me why I'm so bad at this Mr. Wonderful Mr.Awful Mr. half at best Mr. getting faster and faster And faster and faster And faster Till it all washed up on the surface And you wash your hands of it… But the taste in your mouth is still metallic from the contrast Breaking contracts, oh, now you're fast at once and a hard match And a tough act to swallow But i'd rather die tomorrow Than stare at your casket. Now how about that shit! You're right, I lost my mind– but I want you to have it. L E G E N D S JIMMY KIMMEL [an escalating crescendo] AssaaaaagggggggggGggggghhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Lol is he all thugged out yet. No not yet. (just wait) I wanna run through marina del ray I want a house in the Palisades But I Knew that 5 years ago (I knew that five years ago ) I want a shack out in Malibu Just to surf the ocean blū But I Knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago Before it all burned I hope we all learned our lessons Surf God has a sense of humor But I was the butt of the joke I want a Condo in Santa Monica Invite my friends over for Barbie volleyball Throw my whole world in the fire pit But I knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago When you realize The world is your instrument But it still hasn't earned you a cent You're still in the hole Earning back what you spent By the microincrements The city people are you as excrement But you just laugh and you sample them Play them like instruments back Perhaps flattery begs them to listen Suddenly you're visible Museum world— Exhibitions Entertainers Comedians Mice and men Interesting remix Should I even be in this language Or should I make it more intimate With melodies? I hit play on a classic And my peloton becomes the office I'm suddenly at work, God Petulance for relevance spanning generations Thank you! Still it takes enough to get it in to you As out of you Can't help t but agree to that Eyeliner! I like it thick around the freckles faces And light ashy eyelashes Over moonlike eyes You know I like it Long hair! Headliner! Why am I inside you? Better yet— Why have I died? Eyeliner, headliner I like it thick around moonlight eyes I like it Old timer, headliner— I like it thick around eyes like Zion Eyeliner, I like it Ashes You're the worst; There are circle k's and 7/11s How was my run on Broadway? Who's the pope now? I hope you choke now There are subway central's And sauces and really hard bosses to fight But I don't want to I'm in south central And I'm still with you From always to oblivion I've been moving for at least an hour But I have no power here Drop a house on me In the hills, if you will And if the winds change, There's still New York What a page turner I live at Rockefeller Plaza There's an apartment above my office There's a notebook For every love I've ever known In the oak There's a something caliber gun in my slumber I clutch with the crutches I took from the hospitals Can't hop the turnsltyle now Can't hop the turnstyle now Hahaha Who art thou, Art monster Who are you now that I care too much to notice The problem was The doves only flew up or a moment before landing on my shoulder That was awkward They were supposed to fly away TV HOST HEY!!!! HEY!!!! HEYYYYYYYY! But which host is it? All of them. All of us are running for our lives All of us are running after Carson, and Paar All of us are stars, But on polaroids not often captured Gone and then away into disaster That's the effect of the Cannon Canon cameras? James Canon?! Laugh harder ‘cause you have to! Laugh stronger cause the studio is frozen, And you want to go home now! It wasn't as fun as you thought And the set is much smaller in real life Now clap and hold for applause Big smiles Big smiles Extra points if you run miles before you show up- Now that's a shiny after thought; Not your average robot Or prototypical tourist! No! A nonconformist and Kimmel can't sing for shit, So he can just hum this verse. (Sorry, I peaked— No homo) Now, I dissect Holiday, I was sure I inspired the Broadway show But who doesn't inspire a rock opera I conspire to conspire, umpire, emperor I studies Agamemnon I wasn't really sure but the frog in my throat said Go on, go on— So I just cried and stuck in my stomach harder I don't want a SETH MEYERS I don't want a tuna sandwich! Just–take the tuna sandwich. Yeah, buddy! SETH I DON'T WANT A TUNA SANDWHICH DO I LOOK LIKE EAT TUNA TO YOU? Um. JIMMY 1 Woah, I sense hostility We can't see you— CRAIG FERGUSON And we don't know who you are, anyway. COLBERT Apparently “someone we know” JIM 1 Tsh. JIM 2 Psh. SETH ITS HOT IN THIS BOX. Ooh, hotbox. That sounds like a plan. Dispensary delivery? The move. SETH YO, Dissection numero dos; I think I know how to make those sounds I think I have that reverb I need herb Or probably a new location With no probes It's only temporary The peloton office But I want a home Me and my family aren't from here Oh, look, more purple — we just show up to rock And then go somewhere farther MEANWHILE… Forgive me father for I have— No. What? No. No. What— why? Just— no. Not you. Not today. But—I have sinned! Of course you have! But father— No. What—? Keep it to yourself. But. Excuse me. {Enter The Multiverse) —- What super hero are you supposed to be? “Malox Max”?! Hehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER No! Hehehehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER I'm— I'm “The Cosmic Avenger”! What are you avenging?! Montezuma's Revenge?! THE COSMIC AVENGER No— unjust—unjustice—ness. [hysterical laughter ensues] Somewhere in this world lies our story Still true, I'm unsure what it is— But the thing is, I'm sure this the one Of the fables I'm sure this the one of the songs Of the psalms Of the storied palms This is the one of the cards This sir KIMMEL! KIMMEL! KIMMEL! I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. ITS ME. JIMMY. I'm Jimmy. I KNOW YOU'RE— You're not Jimmy, I'm JIMMY. WHAT THE SNARF! What's that? I can't hear you. The tarot said to go against the grain; I was told not to write this tale, but here I am And suddenly the King has a tail, Compliments of T-Mobile, But as did the first one, The first King, of Dogblood Of first strikes And first tears And first scars, Was no king, But everything has meaning The cherishire has eyed me The spider has bitten And then, Envisionment minted I should switch to mint mobile, but knowing There's no real difference— Their all old t-mobile tower; But service with a Billionaire smile Of Blake Lively and False Idols. I don't care, I guess My mind has eyes like sun But my heart has darkness The absolutely most beautiful sunsets have Wonders on drums And numbers to call The best of cocaine on the sidewalk Was sidetracked The best of New York was Los Angeles, And vice versa I hope you took protocol into order I hope you too profound effect and affinity In profanity There's no more Infinite Fallon It Found a call To programming Wall to wall To wall of shame On Walmart Better activate that trial Before it's all gone 13 days and counting And A million ways to die in the west. SETH MCFARLENE look at me. Ah, what the fuck dog. SETH MCFARLENE Oh, so you can hear me! You fuckin schizo! I'm not a schizo I'm in the Illuminati. SETH MCFARLINE The what? The what? SETH MCFARLENE what's the password. this isn't happening right now. SETH MCFARLENE That is correct. See you on the other side, you batshit crazy SonOfABitch. What. *poof* I told you I could make you say my name. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2018-2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.™

Sermons – Pine Lake Covenant Church
On Earth as It Is in Heaven

Sermons – Pine Lake Covenant Church

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025


When we pray, “Your Kingdom come, Your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven,” this is not a passive prayer while we wait for Armageddon! When we pray this—earnestly, fervently—we become participants with God in the Kingdom that has arrived NOW in Christ Jesus. This Palm Sunday, we celebrate Jesus' triumphal entry. What does his entry say about what kind of kingdom we pray for, prepare for, participate in, and proclaim? Let's explore this together! The post On Earth as It Is in Heaven appeared first on Pine Lake Covenant Church.

Let Me Know - Kiss Army Sweden Podcast
Two Timer: När Kiss inte får vara med 5

Let Me Know - Kiss Army Sweden Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 131:14


Gäst Daniel Westman  Välkomna till ett nytt avsnitt av Let Me Know-podcast, där vi i serien "Two Timer" lämnar Kiss-temat åt sidan och dyker ner i andra artisters oförglömliga album. Den här gången bjuder vi på en resa genom hårdrockens, rockens och filmmusikens världar, guidade av våra gästers personliga favoriter. Vi startar med Marko och W.A.S.P:s explosiva debutalbum från 1984, ett verk som chockade och fascinerade en hel generation. Därefter tar Bernt oss tillbaka till 1977 med Angels himmelska "On Earth as It Is in Heaven", en resa i glamrockens tecken. Slutligen får vi följa med Daniel till ringen och Rocky IV:s ikoniska soundtrack, ett 80-talsfenomen som definierade en era. Följ med oss på en resa genom tid och rum, där vi hyllar album som lämnat avtryck och skapar nya musikaliska minnen. Oavsett om du är en inbiten rockräv eller nyfiken nybörjare, kommer du garanterat att hitta något som får dig att lyssna med nya öron. Luta dig tillbaka, skruva upp volymen, och låt oss prata om album du inte får missa! Som vanligt blir det samtal om annat Kiss relaterat under färden... Chapters 00:00 Inledning och otrogna tankar 01:13 Albumdiskussion: Boss och Rocky 4 02:10 Engelpodden och dess påverkan 03:36 Steve Duren och hans karriär 05:27 Dysfunktionella band och deras historia 08:09 Circus Circus och W.A.S.P. 11:27 W.A.S.P.s tidiga år och skivkontrakt 15:01 Debutskivan och dess mottagande 19:26 Sivert Öholm och chockrocken 22:12 Debatt om hårdrock och dess påverkan 25:42 Avslutande tankar om W.A.S.P. 33:57 Rockens Utveckling och Klädstil 36:01 Favoritlåtar och Albumdiskussioner 39:10 Liveupplevelser och Konserter 42:05 Musikaliska Minnen och Nostalgia 48:04 Angel och Deras Musikaliska Resa 57:15 Tidstypiska Låtar och Musikaliska Reflektioner 01:14:00 Nostalgiska Skivor och Musikupplevelser 01:16:52 Musikaliska Influencer och Producenter 01:18:48 Rocky IV: En Film och Dess Soundtrack 01:24:06 Musikens Roll i Film och Berättande 01:32:02 Analys av Låtar och Teman i Rocky IV 01:41:42 Musikaliska influenser och 80-talets ljud 01:44:35 Låtanalys och känslor i musiken 01:48:10 Träningslåtar och motivation 01:52:58 Kamp och motgångar i musiken 02:00:15 Film och musikens samspel 02:04:31 Avslutande tankar om soundtracket

StarDate Podcast
Moon and Mars

StarDate Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2025 2:14


Follow the water is NASA’s mantra for Mars exploration. Water is a key ingredient for life. So missions to the Red Planet have sought out regions that show evidence of water, either past or present. Such regions should be the most likely to hold evidence of life. But some scientists think the search ought to be expanded. Don’t just follow the water – follow the salt. The Viking landers of the 1970s carried several experiments to look for microscopic life. They fed a bit of Martian dirt into small chemical laboratories. The experiments added water, nutrients, or other ingredients. They then looked for gases or radioactive elements that might be produced by such organisms. A couple of the experiments found just what they were looking for. But most scientists later decided that the evidence was produced by chemical reactions. Others maintained that they really were produced by life. A recent paper argued that the composition of the soil at the landing sites was very salty. On Earth, some organisms live in such conditions. They draw their water from the salts. But if you add water, they die. So the Viking landers might have found life – then killed it off. So NASA might need to expand the search – by following the salt. Mars is especially easy to see tonight. It’s right next to the Moon at nightfall, and looks like a bright orange star. They’ll be a little farther apart as they set, in the wee hours of the morning. Script by Damond Benningfield

Go(o)d Mornings with CurlyNikki
Your Persistence is About to Pay Off | (+ LIVE Prayers at 4:44am ET!)

Go(o)d Mornings with CurlyNikki

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 8:04


You are entering a new chapter.Your life has transformed in profound ways.I pray that you begin to recognize this change.I pray that you are revealed to The Secret.And that you are welcomed into The Celebration.In Jesus' Name,Amen.I love you, nik--Blessed Rosaries are back in stock!--Wake Up to Love, and pray the Holy Rosary, pray the LOVE with us LIVE every weekday morning at 4:44 am ET

Peace Community Church
On Earth as it is in Heaven

Peace Community Church

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2025 34:31


Beginning with the phrase, "For such a time as this" (from Esther), and using the phrase from the Lord's Prayer, "On Earth as it is in Heaven," we understand that with Jesus as our Savior and Lord we are already citizens of the Kingdom of Heaven.  And, as "joint heirs with Jesus" (Romans 8:17), we are, in all we do and say, agents (ambassadors) of God's saving grace, of God's love, and of joy-filled purposeful living. Passage: Matthew 6:9-13 & Peter 3:8-12

Green Lanterns Podcast
Lanterns Finale Episode 8 Potential Plot Leaks

Green Lanterns Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2025 7:33


EPISODE 8: Hal and John resume their investigation, discovering the clues Sheriff Kerrie had dug up about Hope Springs' gruesome history and the shady past of the Hand of God's Mercy. The pieces of the puzzle all begin falling into place – the Black Hand is a cult that has been run by the Macon family for decades, performing necromantic ritual sacrifices in a repeated effort to summon an eldritch being known as The Centre. Their efforts have never taken – until now, due to the volatile power of the Starheart. Their latest sacrifice of Todd Rice, however, seems not to have summoned the intended entity. Due to Rice's otherworldly metahuman abilities, the cult has instead summoned a creature of darkness from beyond the veil of space, something known as a Sun Eater. It begins slowly devouring the light of the Earth's sun, plunging the planet into darkness. In the midst of all this, Hal grapples with his own “fall from grace.” He knows what he has done wrong, and just wants to put things right if he can. He and John are caught between two impossible choices – disobeying the Green Lantern Corps' orders not to intervene, or allowing their planet to suffer the consequences of their inaction. Ultimately they decide to step in and stop the cult of the Black Hand, only to find that their efforts are for naught. The Sun Eater has already been summoned, and it will take an extraordinary amount of light in order to destroy it. In the fight against the cult, Hal's ring is remotely deactivated by the GLC in order to prevent its use. John realizes it's up to him to stop the Sun Eater, but he doesn't know if he has what it takes. Realizing what must be done, Hal decides to take John's ring for himself and fly into space to face the Sun Eater in John's stead. He pours everything he has into the creature, overloading the Sun Eater, the ring, and himself with sheer light and power. As the power disintegrates Hal, he shouts his old oath one final time. On Earth below, John watches as the blackened sky turns dazzling green, and then fades back to a sunlit day. He realizes that Hal has sacrificed himself to save them all. Once again, John is brought to Oa for disciplinary action by the Guardians. However, John has no regrets for his actions, nor does he have any doubts as to Hal Jordan's true character. Grudgingly admitting that John made the proper judgment call, the Guardians reactivate Hal's old ring and pass it on to John. He is left as the sole Green Lantern of Earth, a responsibility that he solemnly accepts. John's final act of the series is to adopt Hal Jordan's old oath as his own – the same oath that he once accused of being “corny,” but now which he understands the true meaning and weight of. END

StarDate Podcast
Mars Opposition II

StarDate Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2025 2:20


As far as we can tell, the surface of Mars is lifeless. But there are hints that microscopic organisms might live below the surface. One of the strongest hints is occasional puffs of methane gas detected by the Curiosity rover, which has been scooting around Mars for more than a decade. On Earth, methane is mainly produced by life. It can come from volcanoes and from chemical reactions in the rocks. But there are no active volcanoes on Mars, and chemical reactions seem unlikely to produce big puffs of the gas. Curiosity’s instruments have detected several outbursts of methane. They’ve all happened at night, and most have taken place in late spring or early summer, when the ground is warming up. A few of the outbursts have been especially potent. The methane could come from microbes far below the surface, perhaps living in small pockets of water. Such organisms have been found on Earth. They combine hydrogen and carbon molecules to make methane. The methane could be trapped in bubbles that are freed when the ground gets warmer, or when the rover cracks the surface above them – releasing methane into the atmosphere. That’s only one possible explanation for the methane. But it provides a hint that Mars could be inhabited by “gassy” microbes. Mars is shining at its best this month. It looks like a brilliant orange star. It’s low in the eastern sky at nightfall, and remains in view all night. More about Mars tomorrow. Script by Damond Benningfield

New Life Christian Ministries Podcasts
Renewed: The Kingdom Mindset

New Life Christian Ministries Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 53:11


On Earth as it is in Heaven!

SISTERHOOD OF SWEAT - Motivation, Inspiration, Health, Wealth, Fitness, Authenticity, Confidence and Empowerment

Welcome back to another exciting episode of The Sisterhood of Sweat! I'm your host, Linda Mitchell, and today we have a very special guest Robin Thicke. He is a five-time Grammy Award nominee, Diamond-selling performer, actor, entrepreneur and philanthropist. Since the launch of his solo career in 2003, after writing for everyone from Michael Jackson to P!nk, Thicke has notched multiple Gold and Platinum certifications and consecutive Top 5 bows on the Billboard Top 200. His sixth album, 2013's “Blurred Lines,” crashed the Billboard Top 200 at #1 and produced the RIAA Diamond-certified title track “Blurred Lines” [feat. T.I. & Pharrell]. The song made history, holding the #1 spot on the Billboard Hot 100 for 12 weeks. Thicke also was the first artist since 2012 to simultaneously occupy the #1 spot on the Hot 100 and Top 200, putting him in an elite group of 17 other acts to accomplish this feat in the previous decade. In addition to his role on THE MASKED SINGER, Thicke recently released his first studio album in six years, “On Earth, and in Heaven,” which includes the No. 1 single on the Billboard Album R&B Songs Chart, “That's What Love Can Do,” as well as the current Top 5 radio hit, “Look Easy.” Don't miss the finale of the Masked Singer! The Season 12 finale of The Masked Singer airs Wednesday, December 18th at 8:00 PM PT/ET on FOX! Stay in touch with Robin: https://www.instagram.com/robinthicke/?hl=en https://www.robinthicke.com/ https://www.facebook.com/robinthicke/   How you can stay in touch with Linda: Website Facebook Twitter Instagram Pinterest YouTube SoundCloud "Proud Sponsors of the Sisterhood of S.W.E.A.T"  Essential Formulas

News For Kids
Scientists Think Mars Has Lots of Water

News For Kids

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2024 5:25


Water is important for life. On Earth, there is no life with no water. That is the same for other planets too, like Mars. 水非常重要,沒有水就沒有生命,在火星上也是。 Click HERE for the full transcript!

Tutor Reviews
Alien: Earth Teaser Trailer Reaction/Thoughts

Tutor Reviews

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 24:32


On Earth, everyone will hear you scream... Especially when there's certain expectations this series BETTER live up to. Enjoy, folks.

Can I Bug You?
Ep. 19: Fear no weevil

Can I Bug You?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 30:30


There are *at least* 60,000 known species of them, and depending on how you slice it, you could say that one out of every 15 species ON EARTH is a weevil. Why then are so many people so in the dark about what they are, and what they're after? This episode of the podcast is here to remedy that lack of info, with special gues Dr. Bob Anderson of the Canadian Museum of Nature.

Moment of Um
Is rainwater safe to drink?

Moment of Um

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 5:15


On Earth, water gets evaporated by the sun from the planet's surface, and then drops back down from the clouds when it rains. That's a great source of water, but..is that water safe to drink?  We asked environmental researcher Dr Jonathan Sexton to help us find the answer.Got a question in your bRAIN? Send it to us at BrainsOn.org/contact, and we'll help filter out the answer.

Bright Side
What If You Poured Some Water On The Sun?

Bright Side

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 12:10


The solar system is vast and full of mystery, and even the people who have explored it don't know exactly what's out there. But the sun has never been disputed. Nevertheless, the center of our universe won't always be there. The timeline for its demise is a long way off, but could anything be done to make it happen sooner? Could pouring a glass of water on the sun extinguish it? TIMESTAMPS: What the sun is composed of 1:07 What will happen with the sun in 5 billion years 2:39 How we could extend our survival by millions of years 4:00 What the huge glass of water would actually do with the sun 4:33 What would be the result 5:34 What would happen if we don't pour that huge glass of water onto the sun 6:51 Music: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/... SUMMARY: The sun is a star, and it's the center of our universe. It's composed of 74.9% hydrogen and 23.8% helium, with the remaining 1.3% belonging to the heavier metals of oxygen, carbon, neon, and iron. Right now, the sun is about halfway through the main sequence of its evolution. Astronomers think that the sun gets about 1% brighter every 100 million years. As the sun burns brighter and gets bigger, it will eventually turn into a red giant. The sun has enough mass and currently produces enough energy to burn for a total of 10 billion years. But after 6 billion years, hydrogen fuel will run out. On Earth, combustion needs fuel, air, and heat to occur. We use water to put fires out because they can't burn through the coating of water over their fuel. But there's no air in space, and water can't stop the thermonuclear reactions that cause the sun to burn. So really we've just gathered all that water and brought it to the sun only for it to be burned as well. Our huge glass of water would actually make the sun get hotter and burn 6 times brighter. Pouring our gigantic glass of water onto the sun won't extinguish it, but it will actually create a whole new sun! How cool is that? This new sun, with an even greater mass than our current one, will produce exponentially more energy for us to live off. If we don't bring that huge glass of water into outer space and pour it onto the sun, then it will continue its thermonuclear fusion and stay on its projected path of destruction as planned. Subscribe to Bright Side : https://goo.gl/rQTJZz ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our Social Media: Facebook:   / brightside   Instagram:   / brightgram   5-Minute Crafts Youtube: https://www.goo.gl/8JVmuC ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For more videos and articles visit: http://www.brightside.me/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

StarDate Podcast
Moon and Venus

StarDate Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 2:14


It’s hard to imagine a less comfortable place for life than the clouds of Venus. They’re made mainly of sulfuric acid – something you wouldn’t want to dip your fingers into. Yet studies in the past few years are raising at least the possibility that microscopic life could inhabit those clouds. There’s almost no way for anything to live on the surface of the planet. The atmosphere is too hot, dense, and toxic. But the clouds are about 30 miles high, where the conditions are more like those on Earth. A few years ago, scientists reported finding phosphine in the clouds. On Earth, it’s a compound that’s almost always produced by living organisms. Other studies have found no trace of it. But earlier this year, astronomers reported finding new evidence of the compound. Another study this year reported finding ammonia. On Earth, it’s produced mainly by living organisms and industrial processes. And yet another study said that some of the key building blocks in amino acids could survive in a high concentration of sulfuric acid. None of that means that anything actually lives in the clouds. But it does mean that scientists will be taking a much closer look at Venus’s clouds in the years ahead. Venus is the brilliant “evening star.” It’s quite low in the southwest as night falls. Tonight, it’s close to the upper right of the crescent Moon. It’ll be a little farther to the lower right of the Moon tomorrow night. Script by Damond Benningfield

Cross & Crown Church Sermons
On Earth - The Disciples' Prayer

Cross & Crown Church Sermons

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2024


“On Earth” is the latest sermon in our new series, “The Disciples' Prayer.” The text is Matthew 6:10. This sermon was preached by Pastor Jason Garwood and recorded on Sunday, Octobers 20th, 2024, at the weekly worship gathering of Cross & Crown Church. Learn more about us by visiting our website: www.crosscrownchurch.com.

Well... That’s Interesting
Ep. 210: Why (And How) Mosquitos Are Delivered Through The Mail + How Many ‘Hell Holes' Are There On Earth?

Well... That’s Interesting

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 48:18


Today! Physical manifestations of hell! On Earth! Yes we'll be taking a look into holes so infamous, they were written about by the Greeks and National Parks were built around others. Also! Mosquitoes: the deadliest creatures ever. — Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@wellthatsinterestingpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@wti_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen on YouTube!! Venmo Tip Jar: @WellThatsInteresting Oh, BTW. You're interesting. Email YOUR facts, stories, experiences... Nothing is too big or too small. I'll read it on the show: wellthatsinterestingpod@gmail.com WTI is a part of the Airwave Media podcast network! Visit AirwaveMedia.com to listen and subscribe to other incredible shows. Want to advertise your glorious product on WTI? Email me: wellthatsinterestingpod@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Out Now With Aaron and Abe
Out Now Horror Special 2024: Misleading Horror

Out Now With Aaron and Abe

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2024 96:49


The Out Now with Aaron and Abe horror specials for 2024 continues with thoughts on films that turned out way different than we may have initially expected. The Brandon Peters Show's Brandon Peters and The Forgotten Filmcast's Todd Liebenow join Aaron and Abe to go over their picks for films they felt misled by based on the posters, VHS covers, or ads. Listen in to enjoy hearing about a series of movies this group has various recollections of based on how they perceived a film to be based on the expectations of their younger minds, let alone others where the circumstances basically amounted to lying to the viewer before seeing what the movie is actually about. It's all in good fun and features plenty of enjoyable memories and horror trivia. So now, if you've got an hour or so to kill… Get yourself a free audiobook and help out the show at AudibleTrial.com/OutNowPodcast! Follow all of us on Twitter: @Outnow_Podcast, @AaronsPS4, @WalrusMoose, @ForgottenFilmz, @Brandon4KUHD Check out all of our sites, podcasts, and blogs:  TheCodeIsZeek.substack.com, Why So Blu?, We Live Entertainment, The Brandon Peters Show, The Forgotten Filmcast Check Out Scarecrow Video. Next Week: The Babadook Check Out All of Our Horror Specials. Every Film Mentioned: Evil Dead II, Scream, The Frighteners, The Blob, The Brides of Dracula, The People Under the Stairs, Shocker, Cabin in the Woods, Prophecy, Happy Birthday To Me, You're Next, Chopping Mall, The Initiation, House, Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday, Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, Dolls, Puppet Master, Dead Alive, Silent Night Deadly Night, Cruel Jaws, Shocking Dark, Alien 2: On Earth, La Casa, Halloween III: Season of the Witch, The Empty Man

Daily Rosary
September 26, 2024, Holy Rosary (Luminous Mysteries)

Daily Rosary

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2024 28:10


Friends of the Rosary, Today, we read the famous statement at the beginning of the Book of Ecclesiastes (ECCL 1:2-11) in the Old Testament: “All things at vanity.” “Vanity of vanities!  All things are vanity! What profit has man from all the laborwhich he toils at under the sun?One generation passes and another comes,but the world forever stays.The sun rises and the sun goes down;then it presses on to the place where it rises.” On Earth, the things we do will be forgotten, and the things we build will eventually be turned to dust. No matter what we do, accumulate, or build, it will disappear when we go. Seeing life through distinctively human eyes is pointless. But recognizing God's rule and reign in the world is worth it. In Christianity, we learn that the key is to cultivate treasures in Heaven. After all, vanity is an example of pride, one of the seven deadly sins. Ave Maria!Jesus, I Trust In You!Come, Holy Spirit, come! To Jesus through Mary! + Mikel Amigot | RosaryNetwork.com, New York • September 26, 2024, Today's Rosary on YouTube | Daily broadcast at 7:30 pm ET

Global Outpouring
(230) “Rest to Increase Your Authority” with Dean Braxton

Global Outpouring

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 67:06


What does your physical body have to do with your calling in God? More than you might realize! The Busses are joined by a special guest and dear friend, Dean Braxton. Several years ago, Dean died, and what he has shared of the things he learned and experienced in Heaven is always deeply impacting and revelational! But recently, Dean almost died again, and this time he learned crucial truths about rest. God wants all of you - your spirit, your soul, and your body - so that you can have the authority to do what He's called you to do! Don't let the enemy wear your body down. Give it to God, obey Him with it, and rest so that you will have the strength to walk in His authority. You don't want to miss all that Dean had to share! Related Links:WebsiteBooksFacebookYouTube Previous Episodes:(210) “We Don't Celebrate Jesus Enough” with Dean Braxton(200) “Healing Rays from Jesus” with Dean Braxton(191) “Our Father Is Teaching Us How Heaven Operates So We Can Operate on Earth!” with Dean Braxton(183) “Eternal Light vs. Temporary Darkness” with Dean Braxton(155) “Consuming Fire Worship in Heaven—and More!” With Dean Braxton(104) “Deeper Things from Heaven” with Dean Braxton(66) “On Earth as It Is in Heaven” with Dean Braxton Part 2(65) "On Earth as It Is in Heaven" with Dean Braxton Part 1(48) "Going to Heaven" with Dean Braxton Part 2(47) "Going to Heaven" with Dean Braxton Part 1

Bright Side
Watch What Happened 10 Minutes After the Dinosaurs Disappeared

Bright Side

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2024 13:59


And, here you are. On Earth. 66 million years ago. It's one of the warmest periods in the planet's history. There are no icecaps yet – everything is lush and green. Dinosaurs roam the Earth. Massive sauropods peacefully chew on flowering plants and trees, their young ones following closely by their side. But what is that bright spot in the sky? It grows bigger, brighter. This is the asteroid! Little do the great reptiles know: today marks the beginning of one of the largest mass extinction events in Earth's history – ¾ of life on our planet will be wiped out... So what happened after the asteroid hit the Earth 66 years ago? The cosmic monster falling toward the Earth was the size of Mount Everest. At least 6 miles wide and weighing 460 trillion tons, the meteor was coming in hot…and fast. 12 miles per second, heading right for the Yucatan Peninsula in present-day Mexico. At that speed, it could travel from LA to New York in under 4 minutes! #brightside TIMESTAMPS: 5 seconds before impact 0:55 Impact 1:31 5 minutes after impact 3:53 10 hours after impact 4:08 1 month after impact 4:22 What's left in the wake 5:41 Did they have a fighting chance? 6:50 Could humanity survive a meteorite impact like that? 7:54 Music by Epidemic Sound https://www.epidemicsound.com/ Subscribe to Bright Side : https://goo.gl/rQTJZz ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our Social Media: Facebook: / brightside Instagram: / brightgram 5-Minute Crafts Youtube: https://www.goo.gl/8JVmuC Stock materials (photos, footages and other): https://www.depositphotos.com https://www.shutterstock.com https://www.eastnews.ru ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For more videos and articles visit: http://www.brightside.me/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Travelers In The Night
299E-318-Caves of Mars

Travelers In The Night

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2024 2:01


Presently the surface of Mars is very dry and any liquid water that reaches it quickly boils away since the martian atmospheric pressure is what you could experience in your space suit 30 to 50 miles above the Earth's surface. However, since the martian gravity is about 1/3 that of the Earth, it's crust is less dense and more porous than what we find on our home planet. This situation leads Dr. Alfred McEwen of the University of Arizona's Lunar and Planetary Laboratory to state “I consider it likely that there are deep pockets of water in the martian crust not yet detected”. Letting our imaginations run wild, if there are deposits of liquid water miles underground perhaps there might be subterranean lakes fed by volcanic tubes. Lava tube environments could be warmed by geothermal sources, have trapped, enclosed, pockets of liquid water, and be replenished by water flows up from the martian mantle. Even today these deep martian caves are theoretically likely to contain warm mineral rich liquid water in contact with a thermal energy source. It is intriguing to consider that deep inside Mars all of the necessary ingredients for life may be present together. On Earth we find this type of environment near hydrothermal vents on the ocean floor to have rich biological diversity of living organisms. Perhaps there are martian organisms in deep underground aquifers that migrated there from the surface as conditions changed or maybe that has always been their home. The only way to know if any parts of this fantasy are true is to find and explore the deep caves of Mars.

KRRB-DB Revelation Radio
Understanding The Original Sin - The Temptation And Fall Of Man

KRRB-DB Revelation Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 60:00


Why did Eve listen to the serpent in the Garden of Eden? Why did Adam follow her in disobeying God? And where is satan now? On Earth? In Hell? or in HEAVEN? Tonight Bible Scholar and Teacher David Paxton answers these questions and many more in our Weekly Study of God's Word. Please join us each Thursday Evening at 7:30pm Central. Bible Scholar & Prophecy Teacher David Paxton is joined by KRRB Revelation Radio CEO and US Press Association Member JD Williams for the most comprehensive Bible Study available anywhere. Also, keep in mind that JD Williams is a Member of the US Press Association, with the full protection from Censorship under the Constitution of the United Sates as a Member of the Free Press. Finally, it's of extreme importance to remember, Prophecies just as the Bible said would happen are now occurring almost daily and speeding us toward the Rapture of the Church. The World is turning its attention toward Israel for what will usher in the Gog Magog War, the Rapture, the Great 7 Year Tribulation, and the Second Coming of Christ. And finally, PLEASE NOTE: All opinions expressed are those of the Hosts & Guests of the "Last Christian" and not necessarily those of the KRRB Revelation Radio, Corporation. The "Last Christian" is Presented every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday evenings at 7:30pm Central across ALL Platforms with Scripture taken directly from the Word of God. SPECIAL NOTE: Due to some platforms censoring content in violation of the United States Constitution. We urge our visitors and listeners to view our video content on Rumble. You may access our *NEW* Channel there at (https://rumble.com/user/KRRB1700REVELATIONRADIO)

Beyond the Seas
The Hidden Gods of New York City | Upper West and East Sides

Beyond the Seas

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2024 38:06


There is a simple and thin veil that separates the worlds. And thereof, with history in mind, it is most powerful and magickal to contemplate the following: what if the Old Gods had never disappeared? For indeed, they have not: and thus, to where in New York City might we begin our search for them?WE ARE GOING TO SALEM!Instagram: @beyondtheseaspodcastEMAIL ME: beyondtheseaspodcast@gmail.comTarot Collaboration: @thefeatherwitchnycWeekly Book: The Tombs of Atuan Podcast website: https://beyondtheseas.buzzsprout.com/More info: https://www.kierandanaan.com/beyond-the-seasAuthor Interview CollaborationCrossed Crow Books (@crossedcrowbooks)Music"On Earth" by We Dream of Eden"Intimacy" by Ben Winwood"Who Else Would Walk Through These Shadows With Me?" by The SoundKeeper"Solace" by Liquid MemoirsCheers Magick Makers, Kieran

First Baptist Conroe Podcast
Are You Praying For Others or Yourself?

First Baptist Conroe Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 30:32


Praying Like the Master - Part 3 - On Earth as it is in Heaven - Jesus is commanding us not to be cynical about this world, but to take responsibility for the mess humanity is in, to feel the sorrow that God feels and ask Him to change things for good. Daniel's prayer is an example of a man who lived in prosperity and peace, but he was heartbroken for the state of his people, and even counted himself responsible for the sins of his fathers. How does this serve as a model for us to pray effectively for world events as well as the heartache we see around us every day? fore more information about First Baptist Conroe go to fbcconroe.org/getconnected

Big Think
How the laws of physics doom Planet Earth and The Future of Space Exploration. Michio Kaku

Big Think

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2024 12:45


Humans won't survive if we stay on Earth. Michio Kaku explains. Up Next ► Michio Kaku: 3 mind-blowing predictions about the future   • Michio Kaku: 3 mind-blowing predictio...   On Earth, extinction is the norm: 99.9% of species eventually go extinct. Even worse, the laws of physics have destined our planet for destruction. Whether it be from a planet-killing asteroid or the death of our Sun, Earth is doomed. Humanity needs an insurance policy. Ultimately, if we want to survive long-term, we need to inhabit other planets. We are entering a new Golden Age of space exploration, but there are obstacles we must overcome. -------------------------------------------------------------------- About Michio Kaku: Dr. Michio Kaku is the co-founder of string field theory, and is one of the most widely recognized scientists in the world today. He has written 4 New York Times Best Sellers, is the science correspondent for CBS This Morning and has hosted numerous science specials for BBC-TV, the Discovery/Science Channel. His radio show broadcasts to 100 radio stations every week. Dr. Kaku holds the Henry Semat Chair and Professorship in theoretical physics at the City College of New York (CUNY), where he has taught for over 25 years. He has also been a visiting professor at the Institute for Advanced Study as well as New York University (NYU). ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Go Deeper with Big Think ►Become a Big Think Member Get exclusive access to full interviews, early access to new releases, Big Think merch and more ►Get Big Think+ for Business Guide, inspire and accelerate leaders at all levels of your company with the biggest minds in business ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HUNGRY.
Josh White, CanO Water: 9 Totally New Ways to Build a Brand by Acting like a Fashion Brand, Securing Investment from Ricky Gervais, The Accidental Entrepreneur, The Difference between “Closed” and “Open” Distribution

HUNGRY.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 138:36


I remember sampling at Bayley & Sage.On the shelf were two cans.Black.White.A shrilly lady, probably called Wendy (definitely eats Brie) tuttered: “what ON EARTH is that… Canned water??!! that's IS never going to work”Buyers thought the same.So did friends.So did investors.No one though it would work.I kinda did, tooJosh White was maniacally obsessed, even possessed, with making canned water work and reducing plastic.They've been the proverbial punching bag for so many challenger brands who are now entering the category.Josh's approach to brand building is TOTALLY UNIQUEJosh is a TOTAL Legend. Cano Water® were the proverbial punching bag for so many challenger brands who are now entering the category. Josh is a total legend. Raw. Honest. Vulnerable. Someone who transmogrifies "No" from headwind to tailwind ON THE MENU1. The Crucial Difference between innovators and copy cats - how to lead from the front and follow your creative calling2. The Power of Juxtaposition in branding to stand out in crowded categoriesHow to Be the Richest Man in the World (…and it's not financial)3. Why Challenger Brands need to think like Fashion brand like Gucci or Channel to truly disrupt categories4. How Josh Hustled to get Ed Sheeran, Lewis Hamilton,Harry Styles & more celebs drinking Cano5. How the word “No” will make you indestructible if you just keep going - Cano were the punching bag for the category 6. “Just think about today” - Lessons from Rehab for challenger food and drink founders7. The fine art of “Open” vs “Closed” distribution (this is super smart and something I'd never heard before)8. How Josh got his brand in front of Ricky Gervais and Won investment----------------------------------------------------------- 

Your Peak Performance
THE GREATEST EXPERIMENT EVER CONCEIVED

Your Peak Performance

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2024 53:43


In this week's Take Your Power Back Show“THE GREATEST EXPERIMENT EVER CONCEIVED”Kim Yeater speaks with freedom-loving PatriotDR. E. GAYLON MCCOLLOUGH.  His book, A Divinely-InspiredAssessment of Life in America, On Earth and Beyond highlights how we the people can take our power back as we have 1 more chance to save America!!!   This is a must listen to!!! SUBSCRIBE & SHARE Take Our Border Back Summit infoGo to:https://TakeOurBorderBack.com Donate & Support The Take Our Border Back Summit at:https://GiveSendGo.com/TakeOurBorderBack  SPONSOR, DONATE AND KEEP FREEDOM ALIVE:TakeYourPowerBackShow.com

Bright Side
46 Space Facts Will Both Mesmerize and Scare You

Bright Side

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2024 26:31


On Earth a good jump can be over half a metre in a second. But hop with the same force elsewhere in our Solar System - like the Moon, or even Mars, can be completely different. Let's explore this one and other amazing space facts.  Music by Epidemic Sound https://www.epidemicsound.com/ Subscribe to Bright Side : https://goo.gl/rQTJZz ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our Social Media: Facebook:   / brightside   Instagram:   / brightgram   5-Minute Crafts Youtube: https://www.goo.gl/8JVmuC Stock materials (photos, footages and other): https://www.depositphotos.com https://www.shutterstock.com https://www.eastnews.ru ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For more videos and articles visit: http://www.brightside.me/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Unclear and Present Danger
Star Trek: First Contact

Unclear and Present Danger

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2024 83:04


For this week's episode of Unclear and Present Danger, Jamelle and John watched Star Trek: First Contact, the eighth movie in the Star Trek film series and the first film in that series to focus solely on the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation.First Contact stars Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Levar Burton, Gates McFadden, Brent Spiner Marina Sartis, Michael Dorm, Alfrie Woodard, Alice Krige and James Cromwell. It was directed by Frakes with a score by Jerry Goldsmith.In First Contact, Captain Jean-Luc Picard and the crew of Enterprise races through time to Earth's past to confront the Borg, a cybernetic hivemind that has gone back to humanity's moment of first contact with an alien species in order to destroy the Federation and change the future. Picard and his team must fight two battles. On Earth, they must ensure First Contact. On the Enterprise, they must defeat the Borg, who have taken root on the ship.The tagline for Star Trek: First Contact is “Resistance is futile.”You can find Star Trek: First Contact to rent or buy on demand on Apple TV or Amazon Prime.Episodes come out roughly every two weeks, and we'll see you then with an episode on Independence Day, the 1996 blockbuster directed by Roland Emmerich and starring Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman and many others.And don't forget our Patreon, where we watch the films of the Cold War and try to unpack them as political and historical documents! For $5 a month, you get two bonus episodes every month as well as access to the entire back catalog — we're almost two years deep at this point. Sign up at patreon.com/unclearpod.The latest episode of our Patreon podcast is on Rambo: First Blood Part II, the second film in the Rambo franchise starring Sylvester Stallone.Connor Lynch produced this episode. Artwork by Rachel Eck.Contact us!

The Inklings Variety Hour
Poetry Thursday: Charles Williams does G.M. Hopkins

The Inklings Variety Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2024 9:23


An unpublished imitation of Gerard Manley Hopkins' style about the "On Earth as it is" part of the "Our Father." Charles Williams makes an astute theological point, promotes G.M. Hopkins, and benefits from imitating his style. Win-win-win. Can somebody say "Exchange"? Some helpful sources for this one: The Third Inkling The Oddest Inkling

Rob Smith is Problematic
Team Trump Accepts HORRIBLE Debate Rules From CNN! WHY?

Rob Smith is Problematic

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 26:19


Team Trump has just agreed to the WORST debate rules from CNN! I try to figure out why ON EARTH they did so! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liberty Church Podcast
When Heaven Touches Earth

Liberty Church Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2024 33:25


Liberty Family welcomes back, Pastor Nick Person. Nick shares with us a message, "On Earth as it is in Heaven".  Grab your pens as you listen to this message, you will be inspired, and want to write down some 1 liners that will stay in your heart and mind. Like and comment as God speaks to your heart through his word. 

Leading The Way with Dr Michael Youssef
On Earth as it is in Heaven - 9 May 2024

Leading The Way with Dr Michael Youssef

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2024 24:41


Join pastor and local Atlanta pastor, Dr. Michael Youssef for a look at the meaning of Jesus??? words, ???On Earth as it is in Heaven.??? Dr. Youssef Passionately Proclaims Uncompromising TRUTH . . . today on LEADING THE WAY!Support the show: https://au.ltw.org/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Para Not So Normal
Christians Are Worshiping THE DEVIL unknowingly! Explained

Para Not So Normal

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2024 40:11


This will be a bit of a controversial episode. Thank you for receiving this with an open mind and open heart. In this episode, I discuss why I believe Christians are unknowingly worshiping the devil. I also discuss how very few and rare, highly evolved souls choose to incarnate into physical form to be the face of evil. On Earth, we are here to experience polarity; therefore, there would be no light without the dark. I then discuss the dangers of fear-based teachings and how giving your power away can lead to devastation, not only internally but also globally.

For the Life of the World / Yale Center for Faith & Culture
Desire: How Avarice and Acquisition Distort Our Longing for the Sacred / Micheal O'Siadhail

For the Life of the World / Yale Center for Faith & Culture

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2024 53:19


"Having lost a sense of the sacred, the only thing we want is acquisitiveness—more of everything. How can we break this vicious cycle of avarice? It seems to me that the only way we can possibly reign this in on ourselves is some retrieval of the sense of the sacred, something beyond ourselves. And I think that relearning humility—realizing that a parasitic pathogen can spread across the globe and wreak havoc as it did—brings us to the question again of the sacred.Dare we speak of a God who is worthy of all our desire? That we as creatures might want with all of our heart, all of our mind, to contemplate. Should anything less deserve our desiring really? Clearly there's a hierarchy of desire, but what is our overarching desire? Can we gamble on reimagining the wonder of a capacious God of endless surprises?" (Micheal O'Siadhail, from the episode)About Micheal O'SiadhailMicheal O'Siadhail is an award-winning poet and author of many collections of poetry. His Collected Poems was published in 2013, One Crimson Thread in 2015 and The Five Quintets in 2018, which received Conference on Christianity and Literature Book of the Year 2018 and an Eric Hoffer Award in 2020. His latest works are Testament (2022) and Desire (2023). He holds honorary doctorates from the universities of Manitoba and Aberdeen. He lives in New York.Show NotesMicheal O'Siadhail, DesireRecitation: EpigraphUsing poetry as a means to record the COVID-19 PandemicUsing words to process emotionHuman desire for more; greedThe internet as a driving force for consumptionConsumerism feeding climate changeBreaking the cycle by retrieving the sacred“Bless” is not a word used easily in our cultureRecitation: Pest 12Gratitude within anxietyRecitation: Pest 20Stewarding the earthRecitation: Habitat 13What is worthy of our desire?The “stabilitas” of being where you areWanting acquisitiveness more than the sacredTruly being known versus being famousRecitation: Behind the Screen 17Jonathan Haidt, The Anxious GenerationRecitation: Behind the Screen 20The temptation towards certaintyRecitation: Behind the Screen 1Trusting the God of surprises“Dare we speak of a God who is worthy of all our desire?”Recitation: Desire 24 & 25“On Earth as it is in Heaven” as a dreamReordering and re-educating our desireUnity and Denise Levertov's concept of “One-ing”Production NotesThis podcast featured Micheal O'SiadhailEdited and Produced by Evan RosaHosted by Evan RosaProduction Assistance by Macie Bridge, Alexa Rollow, and Tim BergelandA Production of the Yale Center for Faith & Culture at Yale Divinity School https://faith.yale.edu/aboutSupport For the Life of the World podcast by giving to the Yale Center for Faith & Culture: https://faith.yale.edu/give

StarDate Podcast
Moon and Planets

StarDate Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2024 2:11


Europa is one of the more intriguing bodies in the solar system — and one that scientists are especially eager to land a spacecraft on. The big moon of Jupiter may have a global ocean below its icy crust — an ocean that could host life. But landing on Europa won't be easy. It's hundreds of millions of miles away, and it's embedded in Jupiter's powerful radiation belts. And the surface near its equator could be mottled by fields of icy spikes that are up to five stories high. Such structures are known as penitentes, because they resemble penitent worshippers, on their knees. On Earth, they're found in high, dry mountains. They're carved as the Sun evaporates some of the ice, but not all. A study a few years ago suggested that rough terrain near the equator of Europa could consist of similar fields. The spikes would be bigger than those on Earth — up to 50 feet high, and only about 25 feet apart. Other studies disagree with that suggestion. We may find out for sure early in the next decade, when a mission to study Europa reaches the Jovian system. Jupiter stands to the upper left of the crescent Moon early this evening. It looks like a brilliant star. Through binoculars, Europa and some of Jupiter's other big moons look like tiny stars near the planet. And if you aim your binoculars a little above Jupiter, you can also spot the giant planet Uranus. The Moon will huddle closer to both planets tomorrow night. Script by Damond Benningfield

Wellington Heights Church
WHCC 4th Anniversary Celebration - 03/03/2024

Wellington Heights Church

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2024 70:13


God, we are grateful for each member of the Beloved Community at WHCC. Here, there is no Us or Them, Only We, Only All, Only Welcome. Empower each of us to find our place In the movements of God's Spirit at work happening among us. Grant that we may know ourselves and each other well, Encouraging each other to flourish. Give to those who share their time, effort, and resources, Rest and renewal, Purpose and energy Support and connection, Joy and flourishing. For each person who joins in Your work among us, We thank you. For each person who contributes as they are able, We thank you. For each person who understands the weight of the work of Justice, We thank you. For each person who must, at various times, rest and receive the community's love, We thank you. May your kingdom come, Your will be done, On Earth as it is in Heaven, Amen.

The Infamous Podcast
Episode 422 – The Elimination Chamber: Perth

The Infamous Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2024


It’s a Crazy Steel Madhouse! This week on the podcast, Brian and Darryl are taking a trip down under to talk about the 2024 WWE Elimination Chamber: Perth PLE. Then we have a round of what we’re watching! Episode Index Intro: 0:07 Star Wars Battlefront Classic: 2:41 Elimination Chamber: Perth: 7:53 What We’re Watching: 40:15 News Bite Star Wars: Battlefront Classic Collection PS4 & PS5 features revealed https://blog.playstation.com/2024/02/21/star-wars-battlefront-classic-collection-ps4-ps5-features-reveal/ Elimination Chamber: Perth Out of 10 Prettiest Moonsaults That Never Happened Darryl: 7.5/10 Brian: 6.5/10 Women’s Elimination Chamber Becky Lynch vs. Bianca Belair vs. Liv Morgan vs. Tiffany Stratton vs. Naomi vs. Raquel Rodriguez Stipulation: Winner gets a match for a Women’s World Championship match at WrestleMania XL: Becky Lynch Wins The Judgment Day (Finn Bálor and Damian Priest) (c) vs. New Catch Republic (Pete Dunne and Tyler Bate) Stipulation: Tag team match for the Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championship: Judgement Day Retained Men’s Elimination Chamber Drew McIntyre vs. Randy Orton vs. Bobby Lashley vs. LA Knight vs. Kevin Owens vs. Logan Stipulation: Winner gets a match for a World Heavyweight Championship match at WrestleMania XL: Drew McIntyre Wins Rhea Ripley (c) vs. Nia Jax Stipulation: Singles match for the Women’s World Championship: Rhea Ripley Retained What We’re Watching Darryl Ted Lasso & Game of Thrones (No description needed unless you’re living under a rock.) Brian Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy (Netflix) Summary In Transformers: War for Cybertron, the Autobots and Decepticons, ravaged by civil war on their dying Cybertron, clash over the Allspark, a mystical artifact. Optimus Prime’s Autobots fight to preserve it, while Megatron’s Decepticons seek its power to save their planet. Their desperate search leads to betrayals, alliances, and the destruction of the Allspark, forcing both sides to flee Cybertron in search of a new home: Earth. On Earth, a final showdown unfolds, with Optimus sacrificing himself to defeat Unicron, a powerful entity threatening both factions. With Cybertron restored and Unicron gone, the war ends in a fragile truce, leaving the future of Transformers uncertain. Where to Watch Transformers: War for Cybertron: Siege (Part 1) https://www.netflix.com/title/81002438 Transformers: War for Cybertron: Earthrise (Part 2) https://www.netflix.com/title/81393633 Transformers: War for Cybertron: Kingdom (Part 3) https://www.netflix.com/title/81393636 Infamous Shirts for Naked Bodies… You’ll feel “shirty” when you buy our gear from the Flying Pork Apparel Co. Contact Us The Infamous Podcast can be found wherever podcasts are found on the Interwebs, feel free to subscribe and follow along on social media. And don't be shy about helping out the show with a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts to help us move up in the ratings. @infamouspodcast facebook/infamouspodcast instagram/infamouspodcast stitcher Apple Podcasts Spotify Google Play iHeart Radio contact@infamouspodcast.com Our theme music is ‘Skate Beat’ provided by Michael Henry, with additional music provided by Michael Henry. Find more at MeetMichaelHenry.com. The Infamous Podcast is hosted by Brian Tudor and Darryl Jasper, is recorded in Cincinnati, Ohio. The show is produced and edited by Brian Tudor. Subscribe today!

The 365 Days of Astronomy, the daily podcast of the International Year of Astronomy 2009
SETI Live - “The Big One”: The Most Powerful Marsquake Ever Detected

The 365 Days of Astronomy, the daily podcast of the International Year of Astronomy 2009

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2024 26:47


Recorded 16 November 2023. On Earth, we understand how and where earthquakes happen due to the discovery of plate tectonics – the continental crust's creation, movement, and destruction. However, when astronauts placed seismometers on the lunar surface during NASA's Apollo mission era, those instruments recorded quakes on the Moon.    In the 1970s, the Viking landers also recorded quakes on the surface of Mars. Since neither of these worlds has plate tectonics, scientists set about collecting more data to understand the phenomena, which led to the recent NASA InSight lander.    Now, a new paper in Geophysical Research Letters explains how the largest recorded seismic event on Mars provided evidence for a different sort of tectonic origin — the release of stress within the Martian crust.   Join communications specialist Beth Johnson as she talks to lead author Dr. Benjamin Fernando about the results of an amazing international collaboration that led to this new discovery.    We've added a new way to donate to 365 Days of Astronomy to support editing, hosting, and production costs.  Just visit: https://www.patreon.com/365DaysOfAstronomy and donate as much as you can! Share the podcast with your friends and send the Patreon link to them too!  Every bit helps! Thank you! ------------------------------------ Do go visit http://www.redbubble.com/people/CosmoQuestX/shop for cool Astronomy Cast and CosmoQuest t-shirts, coffee mugs and other awesomeness! http://cosmoquest.org/Donate This show is made possible through your donations.  Thank you! (Haven't donated? It's not too late! Just click!) ------------------------------------ The 365 Days of Astronomy Podcast is produced by the Planetary Science Institute. http://www.psi.edu Visit us on the web at 365DaysOfAstronomy.org or email us at info@365DaysOfAstronomy.org.

Two Idiot Girls
S4 Ep6: Single Ply Toilet Paper is Better than Two Ply?????

Two Idiot Girls

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2024 57:57


hi freaksss!! this week we asked y'all to send in your current most polarizing hot takes on all things food, pop culture, silly stuff, ETC! in this episode we recapped our trip across the pond!!, shared what we're referring to diarrhea as in 2024, and why there's literally NO way ON EARTH that cake is better than pie ? (NICE TRY!) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - NYX Cosmetics: Get your NYX Cosmetics Pro Fix Stick Concealers at your favorite makeup retailer and at nyxcosmetics.com FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

The afikra Podcast
ERIC CALDERWOOD | Rethinking Al-Andalus | The afikra عفكرة podcast

The afikra Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 74:55


Al-Andalus exists in history, geography and the Western cultural imaginary. Professor Eric Calderwood talks to us about Al-Andalus, examining it as both a place and an idea which is productive in memory, culture and politics. He explains how this cultural imaginary has transcended its geographic bounds and has created fruitful debates around the identity not only of this place, but of Spain and Morocco as modern nations.We reflect on why it's difficult to put an exact date on when al-Andalus actually "ended", the brotherhood it has created between Spain and Morocco and the importance of these interconnected histories.Finally, Eric shares how music and dance led him to study al-Andalus and why he chose to explore this topic from five different perspectives including from Pan-Arab, Feminist and Palestinian viewpoints.Eric Calderwood is Associate Professor of Comparative and World Literature at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign and the author of the award-winning Colonial al-Andalus: Spain and the Making of Modern Moroccan Culture. He is a contributor to NPR, the BBC, and Foreign Policy. His most recent publication is On Earth or in Poems: The Many Lives of Al Andalus.THIS SERIES IS PART OF THE AFIKRA PODCAST NETWORKThe afikra Podcast is our flagship series featuring experts from academia, art, media and beyond who are helping document and/or shape the histories and cultures of the Arab world through their ‎work. Our hope is that by having the guest share their expertise and story, the community walks away with a new ‎found curiosity and maybe some good recommendations about new nerdy rabbit holes to dive into head first. ‎Explore all episodes in this series: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfYG40bwRKl5xaTkBDrUKLCulvoCE8ubXABOUT AFIKRAafikra | عفكرة is a movement to convert passive interest in the Arab world to active intellectual curiosity. We aim to collectively reframe the dominant narrative of the region by exploring the histories and cultures of the region – past, present and future – through conversations driven by curiosity.

The Slowdown
959: On Earth

The Slowdown

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2023 5:03


Today's poem is On Earth by Andrew McFadyen-Ketchum. The Slowdown is your daily poetry ritual. In this episode, Major writes… “After my last heartbreak, before I even tried to enter into a new relationship, my friend Victoria noted how she and I never give up on love, which we both know is not found in any one person, but an aspirational state two people can achieve when they partner on an authentic journey together. Although the insidious and unprocessed hurts from past relationships threaten to work their way into our daily interactions, a new love is an invitation to get it right in this lifetime.” Celebrate the power of poems with a gift to The Slowdown today. Every donation makes a difference: https://tinyurl.com/rjm4synp