Does It Hold Up?

Grab your shades, strap on your body armor and pose like hell because it's time to review BLADE!! Will Wesley Snipes learn to ice skate uphill? Or will this movie explode into a cloud of bad CGI? Sink your teeth into this podcast and find out what we think of 1998's BLADE!!!

Exploding brains! Fried eyeballs! Flaming stigmata! It's all part of the telepathic body horror of Scanners, David Cronenberg's 1981 Canadian sci-fi mind trip. Will the good telepaths succeed in psychically annihilating the bad telepaths? Will mind-blowing megalomaniac Michael Ironside succeed in his evil plan to suck Stephen Lack's brain dry? Will Jennifer O'Neill finally get that pony she's been pining for? Find out as we check out David Cronenberg's Scanners!

Hey hi. In this one we take a good long look at Vincent Gallo's junk, I mean the Vincent Gallo joint Buffalo '66! What is it? We'd maybe call it a "romantic" black comedy/dramedy, maybe. But does it hold up? Today we strap on our bowling shoes and find out if we can field kick Buffalo '66!

It's time to strap on our leather pants and punch ourselves in the head with the spiked glove of Rollerball, Norman Jewison's 1970s death-by-roller-derby sci-fi dystopia. Will we survive this slightly-less-dangerous-than-American-football death match? Or will John Houseman and his fellow corporate overlords make us want to retire from the game? Find out with us as we skate through the wall of flame that is Rollerball!

Get ready for another 80s cheeseplosion as we crack open  a tasty bottle of Joel Schumacher's 1987 mulletsterpiece The Lost Boys! Can two Coreys share the same filmspace without causing the universe to explode? And how does Kiefer fit those giant bat claw feet into his motorcycle boots, anyway? Find out the answers to these questions and more as we try on the ill-fitting multicolored blazer that is The Lost Boys!

Glenn and Heath ponder the existential crisis-in-a-movie that is My Dinner With Andre. Woah man. Heavy man. But does it hold up? Let's take a long walk through the streets of New York and think about what we think of My Dinner With Andre.

Glenn and Heath perform an autopsy on the death-obsessed 70stastic black comedy Harold and Maude! Does commingling with the withered flesh, sagging breasts and flabby buttocks of this cult classic make us want to vomit? Or does it make us want to aim above morality and liberate the canaries? Put on your best funeral suit, throw some Cat Stevens on the hi-fi and find out what we think of Harold and Maude! 

This week Heath and Glenn break down the 1994 Alex Proyas/Brandon Lee cult gotherpiece The Crow! No spoilers about what we think of the film, but... how much better would the DC films be if Zak Snyder had studied this dark-as-pitch yet light-as-a-feather, wisecracking undead Batman-in-Catwoman-drag? (The Wachowskis sure did.) More importantly, does The Crow hold up? Listen to this week's episode and find out!!

Keanu Reeves is an F! B! I! Agent! and a member of a gang of surfin', bank robbin' moonies in the completely insane 1991 Kathryn Bigelow blow-out POINT BREAK! How in Bodhi's name did we get from here to ZERO DARK THIRTY? Does POINT BREAK hold up? Does Patrick Swayze's amazing HAIR HELMET hold up? God help us as we surf the 50 year storm that is POINT BREAK!!!

Glenn and Heath launch their beautiful podcast with the Sam Mendez/Alan Ball joint,  American Beauty! Is Kevin Spacey believable as a slathering pedophile? Do we still cheer on Wes Bentley as a drug dealing emo creep? Just how far in the past is 1999, anyway? Find out all this and more on our fledgling flagship review of American damn Beauty!!!