Golden Ears

Neil has an exciting breakthrough with the band, but also has to manage a tricky situation regarding Dorian’s hopes and fears for the future.  Meanwhile, Joyce tells her husband Fergal he has to choose between her or the carpet during a row over the pub refurbishment. 

FollowFollowFollowFollowFollowFollow Lyrics & Credits   'Sausage Rock 'n' Rolls' - Oliver Bottomly feat Joyce. Freshly baked. Straight out the oven. My local Deli is the place that does ’em. Pork and apple with tarragon. Everyone says they taste tres bon.   Sausage Rock 'n' Rolls Sausage Rock 'n' Rolls Get Down. Get Down. We're going to turn this place around. Sausage Rock 'n' Rolls Sausage Rock 'n' Rolls Get Down Get Down You get 2 for £6!   They do a veggie option too. They taste delicious. Get in the queue Butternut, spinach and feta. With seasame, nothing tastes better.   Sausage Rock 'n' Rolls Sausage Rock 'n' Rolls Get Down. Get Down. We're going to turn this place around. Sausage Rock 'n' Rolls Sausage Rock 'n' Rolls Get Down Get Down You get 2 for £6! DIG DIG AT THE BLACK PIG! Fergal you so Funky. Fergal you so hunky.   Credits Recorded at Snorkel Studios by Nainesh Shah. Animation by Matt Law. Written and performed by Andy Macleod.    

Donald comes up with a food-based solution to turn aroud the Black Pig. Meanwhile, Neil continues with his meetings & then reports back to the band.

Neil gets the train to London to have a Munch and some Brunch and then maybe a spot of Lunch with various Music Industry Movers and Shakers, but possibly bites off more than he can chew. Meanwhile, Joyce tries to calm Fergal down after a band express their feelings about the landlord with a spray can.

FollowFollowFollowFollowFollowFollow Shownotes - ep 1 bonus song Lyrics & Credits    'Breakfast Meeting' feat Neil Sparks At last, I’ve found my niche. I’m a band manager and yes I’ll have some quiche. I'll have a munch and some brunch and then I'll do lunch (repeat ad nauseum) We’re going to sign on the dotted line, record in a chateau and yes I’ll have some gateau. Gotta breakfast meeting. Gotta breakfast meeting GOTTA BREAKFAST MEETING Get played on the radio, Sprinkle some cheese on my jacket potatio. No more living on the dole. Sex, drugs and sausage rock 'n' rolls. Gotta breakfast meeting. (Gonna sign on the dotted line) Gotta breakfast meeting. (Gonna sign on the dotted line) Gotta breakfast meeting. (Gonna sign on the dotted line) Gotta breakfast meeting. (Gonna sign on the dotted line) At last, I’ve found my niche (Breakfast meeting a ha ha) At last, I’ve found my niche, ('How much?') At last, I’ve found my niche ('£299?') AT LAST I'VE FOUND MY NICHE! Gotta breakfast meeting. (Gonna sign on the dotted line) Gotta breakfast meeting. (Gonna sign on the dotted line) Gotta breakfast meeting. (Gonna sign on the dotted line) Gotta breakfast meeting. (Gonna sign on the dotted line) The sun is shining and I feel ok Everything is going my way. At last, I’ve found my niche, I'VE GOTTA BREAKFAST MEETING   Credits Recorded at Snorkel Studios by Nainesh Shah. Animation by Matt Law. Written and performed by Andy Macleod.    

FollowFollowFollowFollowFollowFollow Show Notes - Episode 1 'Munch' Synopsis: Dad manager Neil is unable to contain his excitement as he is invited to not one, but two breakfast meetings in London to discuss his son Dorian’s band.  Meanwhile, Black Pig landlord Fergal, tells his music promoter son in law Donald, to stop booking 'terrible bands' with 'stupid names' that 'bring no one' otherwise, he will face the old 'heave ho'.   Cast in order of appearance: Neil Sparks – Dad manager of The Sickness Police officer Macleod Gary Gold – Live Agent @ Fingers In Pies Memphis the Dog Dorian Sparks – Singer The Sickness Donald Sandy Sanderson – Music Promoter Black Pig Joyce – Landlady Black Pig Fergal – Landlord Black Pig Oliver Bottomly - Divorce / EntertainmentsLawyer Debs Gold – Owner Manic Monday PR Zac Mcintyre – Head of A&R Pony Records Teddy – Regular at Black Pig Sally Sparks – Deceased wife of Neil.   Credits Recorded at Snorkel Studios by Nainesh Shah.  Animation by Matt Law. Written and performed by Andy Macleod.  A Warm Worm | Radio Fandango Production 2018   Click here to download Episode 1 'Munch' script PDF  

Golden Ears is a new audio comedy-drama set in the grassroots of the UK Music Industry featuring a dad-manager, a toilet-venue and a dog called Memphis.  It may include the odd song and a bit of animation along the way too.