Lizardacolypse

The boys are back and stickier than ever in this exploration of the 1996 film, The Birdcage, not to be confused with the very similar title, "Vampire's Kiss" starring Nicholas Cage. They're also joined by a very special guest in the ad industry. Make sure to wait 30 minutes after eating before listening.

It's the gift you always had in your minds eye but could never speak into existence! It's all of our ads in one short sweet bonus gift. No it's not under the tree but it is on your phone and isn't that what “Christmas” is all about?

Merry Christmas its early and we probably should've waited till next week. We watch the movie that was the inspiration for "The Passion Of the Christ" . That movie is "How the Grinch Stole Christmas". This movie has everything you could think of, green people, fucked up noses, and vague sexual situations that fly over children's heads faster than a speeding drunk. Kiss your grandma shes not gonna be here much longer and if shes dead already, it was your fault.

It's once again 2076 and the only thing that's changed is Dustin has a new arm. We review the iconic 2016 film "Sausage Party" and boy do we give it the business. Nah just joking, but we do. We have some brilliant ads as well, don't skimp on ads cause dinners on the way. Two piss-themed ads in one episode? Merry Pissmas. The Steelers lost to the goddamn Washington Football Team?

Praise be to lord Lizard Christ. Jackson Brown joins us today in our military-style tribunal for the 2011 American crime thriller "Cars 2". We really don't tear into this one too bad I promise. If you hate Cars 2 then this is definitely not the podcast for you. We also choose the hottest cars in Cars 2! Peace be with you, and also with you, and also with your spirit, I forget which one they changed it to. 

It's still 2076. Zack, Dustin, and Joe review the 2019 American masterpiece "Hobbs & Shaw" with open minds and copious adulation. The gang also debuts a new segment where they help out a friend in need. Hug your mother and say a prayer, every day is a gift.

It's 2076. Zack, Dustin, and Joe introduce the pod and review the classic 2020 American film  “Hubie Halloween”. Please use the firewall when listening.