Mostly Panic

Seriously mom, just skip it

I love the way men handle their feelings

Don't worry the air conditioner turns off after like 15 minutes

Whoopsie! But this is actually a fun way to do it

Simplify the military industrial complex

Quick, let's get a pod in during the 3 weeks that Ben is happy

We recommend all our listeners sign prenuptial agreements

We're just two guys who like long walks on the beach and only post group photos

Goddamn do we have some interesting questions in here

It's a good thing we have the 8-ball here to answer our important questions

Legally speaking, this podcast is a person

Ben thinks there's aliens in outer space so he wants to build a wall around earth

We don't actually get to the bottom of anything here

We're basically a modern George Carlin

Nothing said on this podcast may be used against us in the court of public opinion

We re-visit a question for the 8-ball, review our favorite hotel, and have some quotes from our favorite characters. It's a fun one folks!

Uri's got a story about last year's holiday, and Ben has some good insight into this week's headline disaster.

Uri and Ben dive into some philosophical questions, and we've got an update from Indonesia

No re-runs, folks! Fresh stuff, steamy hot. We got some plane crashes, we got some quotes, and we even got some self-care during a pandemic.

Ben and Uri are back in the studio, discussing quarantine haircuts, global politics, and the return of the freshly calibrated Magic 8-Ball.

This is a wild one! We go all over the place, with some updates out of Indonesia and lots of O.J.

We're taking the week off because Ben was just on a plane and he's on an anti-mask kick

Ben has some exciting updates on his favorite hobby, and the 8-ball proves to be a mystery of the universe.

Ben gives a really pointed airline story, and we have a "Who Said It" which was never really said

We're taking the week off! Here's a quick message from Uri, and we'll be back next Thursday.

This week Uri digs up old demons of the Dubya years, and Ben gives some pointers on getting through TSA smoothly

Ben slips a clever one by his co-host, and Uri has a popular opinion

Uri shares his love for the Holiday Season, and Ben has some fun takes on car accidents.

Ben writes a hilarious Thanksgiving song, and Uri has some paperwork for Grandma to sign.

Ben has some updates on a famous aviation story, and Uri has a spiritual awakening. Happy Thanksgiving everybody

We introduce a new segment, Ben reads some tweets from our new favorite reporter, and then Uri dies on a hill where nobody else seems to ever see his point.

Ben has some wardrobe issues, while Uri has some kvetching and schmoozing to do.

This week, we DON'T talk about the election the whole time. Uri delivers his much-anticipated deep-dive into the theory the Jason Simpson did it, and Ben discusses his desire to propagate the species.

Sorry about the buzzing noise in the background! It goes away after 2 minutes. This week, Ben and Uri talk about plane crashes, which is fitting because the whole episode is basically a plane crash.

We have some clarifications on last week's "Who Said It," and we tease an upcoming film with some of Uri's favorite actors. Ben has some strong opinions on instruments.

Ben is a conspiracy theorist who shouldn't be believed, and Uri investigates a cold case.

Ben and Uri introduce two new segments: "Games" and "Kvetch of the Week". Also, I sold the dishwasher. Let us know what you think please

Ben and Uri are back and panicking about the upcoming Second American Civil War. Did you miss us?

Ben and Uri kick off the podcast by panicking about coronavirus. Ben tells us some interesting stuff about airplanes, and Uri has himself a moment.