Podcasts about grandma

Throwbacks are where I re-release old episodes from the archives. So don't worry if you have heard it already, as 'New episodes' will continue to come out on Sundays. To get some of the old episodes heard.~~~Up first tonight is Michael in Alberta, Canada, and Michael is going to be taking us back to 1978 when he witnessed two very different shaped UFOs. Then the next step is Jason in California in the US. Jason will be sharing his UFO sightings, a possible cryptid encounter, and some of his paranormal experiences from both in the states, and from his time in the United Kingdom.More information on this episode on the podcast website:https://ufochroniclespodcast.com/ep-199-ufos-over-alberta-is-this-you-grandma/Want to share your encounter on the show? Email: UFOChronicles@gmail.comOr Fill out Guest Form: https://forms.gle/WMX8JMxccpCG2TGc9Podcast Merchandise:https://www.teepublic.com/user/ufo-chronicles-podcastHelp Support UFO CHRONICLES by becoming a Patron:https://patreon.com/UFOChroniclespodcastX: https://twitter.com/UFOchronpodcastThank you for listening!Like share and subscribe it really helps me when people share the show on social media, it means we can reach more people and more witnesses and without your amazing support, it wouldn't be possible.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/ufo-chronicles-podcast--3395068/support.

In today's narration of Reddit stories, OP was shocked when her cousin chose the same wedding date as her forcing her Grandma to choose one or the other.0:00 Intro0:19 Story 12:13 Story 1 Comments5:49 Story 1 Update 16:09 Story 1 Update 26:46 Story 1 Update 37:20 Story 1 Update 410:07 Story 212:32 Story 2 Comments16:22 Story 2 Update 117:31 Story 2 Update 2For more viral Reddit stories, incredible confessions, and the best Reddit tales from across the platform, subscribe to the channel! I *try* :) to bring you the most entertaining Reddit stories, carefully selected from top subreddits and narrated for your enjoyment. Whether you love drama, revenge, or heartwarming moments, this channel delivers the most captivating Reddit content. New videos uploaded daily featuring the best Reddit stories you won't want to miss!#redditupdate #redditrelationship #redditstoriesreddit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We hope you had a very Merry Christmas with your family and loved ones yesterday. As we come to the end of 2025, Republicans are facing some headwinds in the 2026 midterm elections. Today we are replaying a conversation we had with extraordinary journalist John Solomon. President Trump has been delivering on his promises with executive orders, trade deals, a secure border and onshoring American manufacturing. A Republican majority is crucial to get the president's agenda through in the later half of his term. With an already razor-thin majority, Speaker Johnson is struggling to keep up with the president and now the loss of MTG makes the 2026 midterm elections a crossroads for the Republican party. John Solomon from Just The News is here to unpack it all. Featuring: John Solomon Investigative Journalist | Just The News https://justthenews.com/ Today's show is sponsored by: Beam Are you tossing and turning at night and running on fumes during the day? If so, then you are missing out on the most important part of your wellness, sleep. If you want to wake up refreshed, inspired and ready to take on the day then you have to try Beam's Dream powder. This best-selling blend of Reishi, Magnesium, L-Theanine, Apigenin and Melatonin will help you fall asleep, stay asleep, and wake up refreshed. Right now, during Beam's Cyber Sale, you can get Beam's Dream powder for 50% OFF just head to https://shopbeam.com/SPICER to receive 50% off your order. Keksi Cookies Keksi is a gourmet cookie company known for making cookies so good, people actually talk about them. Keksi cookies are both grandma approved and social media worthy. These cookies are so good you will want to post about them and tell all your friends. These are the kind of cookies you'd expect at Grandma's house on Christmas morning. Perfect for sharing, gifting, or honestly… keeping for yourself. Keksi's Christmas Box is available now! It's packed with limited-edition holiday flavors and makes the perfect gift. But don't wait — these always sell out fast. Order your Christmas box today at ⁠https://www.keksi.com/⁠⁠ use code: SEAN15 at checkout for 15% OFF! Delta Rescue Delta Rescue is one the largest no-kill animal sanctuaries. Leo Grillo is on a mission to help all abandoned, malnourished, hurt or suffering animals. He relies solely on contributions from people like you and me. If you want to help Leo to continue his mission of running one of the best care-for-life animal sanctuaries in the country please visit Delta Rescue at: https://deltarescue.org/ ------------------------------------------------------------- 1️⃣ Subscribe and ring the bell for new videos: https://youtube.com/seanmspicer?sub_confirmation=1 2️⃣ Become a part of The Sean Spicer Show community: https://www.seanspicer.com/ 3️⃣ Listen to the full audio show on all platforms: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-sean-spicer-show/id1701280578 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/32od2cKHBAjhMBd9XntcUd iHeart: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-sean-spicer-show-120471641/ 4️⃣ Stay in touch with Sean on social media: Facebook: https://facebook.com/seanmspicer Twitter: https://twitter.com/seanspicer Instagram: https://instagram.com/seanmspicer/ 5️⃣ Follow The Sean Spicer Show on social media: Facebook: https://facebook.com/seanspicershow Twitter: https://twitter.com/seanspicershow Instagram: https://instagram.com/seanspicershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On What's Trending, Hongbin Jeong and Alexandra Parada started with a viral grandmother who refused to buy Christmas presents for her grandchildren, choosing instead to invest money for their future. That theme carried into the workplace, where YouTuber Cleetus McFarland surprised his 20 employees with quirky Christmas bonuses, $3,000 mini Jeep-style go-karts, earning praise for creativity and raising the question of whether a memorable gift beats cash. We ended on a more serious note in South Korea, where professors were fined for taking exams on behalf of students to keep a struggling department alive, highlighting how pressure, desperation and good intentionsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Court has been drinking too much eggnog this week when Kaleigh DuLac helps 1969's “Frosty the Snowman” sue the pants off of 2000's “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.” *** “Frosty the Snowman”: Kaleigh DuLac. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer": Dylan J. Schlender. Judge: The Honorable Big Ben Haslar. Jurors: Ryan Luis Rodriguez, Big Ben Haslar, Maynard Bangs. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden.What did you think of the verdict?

It's the Mystery on the Rocks Christmas Special and Sooz is back with a festive edition of her occasional One Hit Wonders series, this time looking at the Christmas No. 1 of 1980 - There's No One Quite Like Grandma by St. Winifred's School Choir.And along the way we learn about how the Christmas Number One even became a thing in the UK.Merry Christmas all!______An exclusive extended, ad-free version of this episode with 15 minutes of bonus extra chat can be found over at our Patreon!Extended episodes drop over there usually 2-3 days early and with zero ads so if you enjoy Mystery on the Rocks then please consider heading over there to support us, where there is already a huge backlog of exclusive extras such as extended episodes, bonus episodes, minisodes, outtakes, cocktail recipes and more!Hosted by Masud Milas, Chris Stokes, and Sooz Kempner Mystery on the Rocks is a high concept comedy and true crime/unexplained phenomena podcast set in a fictional mystery-solving bar with real cocktails!. The focus of the show is to attempt to crack a real, unsolved mystery from history – true crime and bizarre occurrences, all with a whodunnit or WTF happened question hanging over them. The format's malleable though and occasionally we deep-dive into a One Hit Wonder or play a game we invented called VHGuess...You can follow us on Bluesky, X and Instagram too! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to PTBN Pop's Video Jukebox Song of The Day! Every weekday will be featuring a live watch of a great and memorable music video. This week, we are celebrating the holidays with our 4th Annual Christmas Song Theme Week. On today's episode, Andy Atherton is watching, “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” by Elmo & Patsy from 1979.   The YouTube link for the video is below so you can watch along! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw 

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Twas a Perv Christmas. Christmas eve with your favorite, kinky, perverted family. (2 poems) Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Twas the night before Christmas,and all through the dwelling. Not a creature was stirring,'cept my cock, which was swelling; From walls hung portraits,setting the mood, Above the mantel hung Grandma,She posed fullly nude; Down the hall, on her bed,Coed stepsister did sit, A vibrating dildo,rubbed on her hard clit; Stepmom in panties,and I in the nude. Had just readied our loins,before getting screwed. When from outside the window,there arose such a cry, My head darted up,from stepmom’s wet thigh; Jen's eyes got so wide,as we both turned to see, Just what sort of Christmas,the visit might be; The moonbeams bounced off,the snow all so white, I blinked as I tried to,make sure of my sight, What did I see,that gave me such pause? It was the round, jolly face,of old Santa Clause! Framed in the window, red cheeks and a beard, When in through the doorway,Buxy Susan appeared; I opened the window,we pulled him within, Jenny glanced at her daughter,then said with a grin: “Santa! We're busy,You're spying, You creep! I’m riding my stepson,and you try to peep! That’s awfully spotty,for man such as you! I wonder what naughty,kinky perversions you do! Now please come on in,and join the fun, We’ll be on the nice list,when finally done!” Quick as the devil,Jen's down on her knees, Tugging his Pants off,as fast as she please, The Sled Musher looked down,his eyes wide with shock, When out of his britches,popped his massive cock, She started to suck him,with skills of a pro, And Santa exclaimed,“Sue, Your Mom's a Ho!” My stepsister laughed,as she fell to Jen’s side, She opened her mouth,took both ball's inside, Her tongue lapped and writhed,his scrotum with care, As Jen bobbed on his shaft,and came up for air, She said, “I’ve taught her well,don’t you think St. Nick? Watching her lick you,gets my pussy all slick.” They sprung to their feet,and got back in bed, “Why don’t you fuck her,while Billy gives me head?” Susan then beamed,and she squealed with delight, then spread her legs and cried,“hurry down my chimney tonight!” And taking my cue,I crawled to Jen’s bits, my tongue, ran up through it,from the crack to the slit, Santa rushed forward,his hard swollen tip, And rubbed it on Susan's,soft, shaven lips; As he pushed it inside,Susan’s ass gave a leap, He was all the way in her,rigid hard and balls deep; Watching her daughter,Jen gave a moan, My tongue pushed down firmly,her clit hard as a bone; Susan writhed on the mattress,her feet in the air, While Santa Clause thrusted,Jen gripped on my hair; At once her back arched,and her toes they did curl, My sister shouted, “Don't stop! I'm Cumming!”while I sucked Jenny's Pearl; Jen pushed my face up,my chin wet with juice, And she said, “My turn! Santa,put my twat to good use!” Her lips stuck out,from under her ass, Santa slid out of Susan,said, “Awe! There’s a good lass!” He went behind Jenny,and in her he plowed, His log hit her g-spot,she cried out aloud; Still horny myself,”Stepsis, want some more?” Got on her knees and said,“Billy, make me a whore!” Sue knelt before Jenny,I poked in her cunt, Jen groaned as I panted,and I heard Santa grunt; He pulled on Jen's hair,Mom’s face all a glow, I pounded up, Susan’s,tits bounced too and fro; She cooed as I fucked her,I smiled at her mother, “Sue, you get along well,with your stepBrother.” We're all moving faster,the bed rocked and squeaked, There's magic in the air,as we all reached our peak; Then Jen started first,a long, bellow scream, Susan came next,as I filled her with cream; With eyes all a twinkle,Saint Nick shot his load, It was a Miracle,Mom didn’t explode! I pulled out of Sue,Nick pulled out of Jen, They fell to the sheets,cunts full to the brim; They both were in giggles,together they squirmed, then straddling each other,they sucked out the sperm; Sue looked up at Nick,her eyes had a glint, Licking her lips, said,“Yum! tastes like mint.” Nick stumbled backwards,and pulled up his drawers, His face was beat red,sweat flowed from his pours; He got to the Window,about to slip out, But paused and he turned,and said with a shout: “You people are lovely,That much I will say! But tonight you're naughty,since Harold's away!” Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle, for Lush Stories. How The Inch Stole Xmas. From The Fucks down in Fucksville. Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Every Fuck down in Fucksville liked Xmas a lot; But the Inch, who lived just north of Fucksville, did not! The Inch hated Xmas! The whole Xmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his testicles were hung up far too high. It could be, perhaps, that his bladder was shy. But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that his cock was two sizes too small. But who cares why? The guy was a schmuck, He stood there on Xmas Eve, hating the Fucks, Staring down from his lair with swollen, blue balls, At the radiantly lit windows below in their halls. For he knew that every Fuck down where he gazed, Was busy now, having their pubic hair shaved. "And they're trying on their nighties!" he snarled with a sneer, "Tomorrow is Xmas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his Inch fingers nervously drumming, "I must find some way to stop all those Fuckers from cumming!" For tomorrow, he knew, all the lusty studs and sluts, Would wake nice and horny. They'd all start to rut! And then! Oh, the moans! Oh, the moans! Moans! Moans! Moans! That's one thing he hated! The moans! Moans! Moans! Moans! Then the Fucks, barely legal and mature, would hump. And they'd hump! And they'd hump! And they'd hump! Hump! Hump! Hump! They would hump in their pussies, and tight little rumps. Which was something that put the Inch down in the dumps! And then the thing that he hated most would begin! Every Fuck down in Fucksville, the fat and the thin, Would lay close together, with their vibrators humming. They'd lay side-by-side. And the Fucks would start cumming! They'd cum! And they'd cum! And they'd cum! Cum! Cum! Cum! And the more the Inch thought of this Fuckville wide climax, The more he thought, "I must stop this whole thing in its tracks!" "Why, for sixty-nine years I've put up with it now!" "I must stop this Xmas from coming! But how?" Then he got an idea! A nasty idea! The Inch got a wonderful, nasty idea! "I know just what to do!" The Inch laughed in his throat. And he made a quick wide brimmed hat and a coat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "I am such a devilish Imp!" "With this coat and this hat, I look just like a Pimp!" "All I need is a hooker." The Inch looked around. But, since the Inch had no Hos, there was none to be found. Did that stop the old bastard? No! The Inch simply said, "If I can't find a woman, I'll make one instead!" So he gathered some straw, and he formed it into shape, And he planted a red wig on its head with some tape. Then he grabbed the straw woman and a few old rucksacks, And then jumped behind the wheel of his rusty old Cadillac. Then the Inch said, "Let’s go!" And the jalopy started down, Toward the homes where the Fucks lay asnooze in their town. All their windows were dark. Soft groans filled the air. The Fucks were all dreaming wet dreams without care. When he came to the first flophouse on the square. "This place will work for a start," the old Inchy Pimp hissed, And he jumped into the window, empty bags in his fist. Then he crept into the living room, on the tips of his toes, past the discarded condoms and piles of clothes. And into the parlor, the Inch gleefully strolled. In the middle of the room was a polished stripper pole. Laid out beneath it were wondrous sex toys galore. "They won’t need these!" he chuckled, as he started his chore. Then he slithered and slunk, with his heart starting to sing, Around the whole room, and he stole every plaything! Dildos! And Sybians! Anal beads! Balls! French Ticklers! Massagers! Butt plugs! And dolls! And he stuffed them in sacks. Then the Inch, the old baddie, Threw the sacks, into the trunk of his Caddy! Then he snuck to the bathroom. He took every pill! He took the ribbed condoms! All the sensual thrills! He cleaned out the bathroom of the last drop of lube. Why, that Inch left nothing but one single pube! Then he threw all the junk into the car with scorn. "And now!" growled the Inch, "I will take all the porn!" And the Inch grabbed films, dirty books and magazines, When a small voice almost made him jump out of his jeans. He turned around fast, and he saw a young Fuck! Petite Cindy-Blew You, who was naked as buck. The Inch had been caught by this 22 year-old miss, Who'd got out of bed to use the commode for a piss. She gazed at the Inch and said, "Mister Pimp, why,” "Why are you taking our Pornography? Why?" But, you know, that old Inch was such a clever old prick, He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick! "Why, my dear sweet vixen," the bogus Pimp dissembled, "This smut is terrible!” he said, with nary a tremble. "So I'm switching it out, for something much less of a bore." "I'll be back in a flash. With something much more hardcore!" And his fib fooled the minx. Then he patted her bottom, And he went to the loo, never knowing she caught him. And when Cindy-Blew You curled up under her sheet, He grabbed the last bag and chucked it in the street! Then the last thing he stole was their pole for stripping! Then he jumped out the window, practically skipping. He left nothing, no cuffs, no rope. no whips for whipping. And the one drop of lube he left was a crock, It wasn’t enough for even his tiny cock! He did the same thing to every house on every block, Leaving drops much too small for the every Fucks’ cock! There was one hour left before the Fucks started to rise, He decided that heading to his cave would be wise, The car was so stuffed with trinkets it had started to slump! With gags! And with cock rings! With clamps! And clit pumps! Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mt. Pumpit, He drove with his load to the tiptop to dump it! "Yuck yuck to the Fucks!" he was wickedly singing. "They're finding out now what the morning is bringing!" "They're just waking up! With their morning wood throbbing!" "They’ll look all around them and then they’ll start sobbing, For the Fucks down in Fucksville will see all my robbing!" "That's a noise," grinned the Inch, "That I simply must hear!" So he paused. And the Inch put his hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low. Then it started to grow. But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound was climatic! It couldn't be so! But it this sound was loud and dramatic! He stared down at Fucksville! The Inch growled in disgust! Then he shook! What he saw was shocking, terrible lust! Every Fuck down in Fucksville, the thin and the fat, Was humping! Without any sex toys at that! He hadn't stopped Xmas from coming! They came! Somehow or other, they came just the same! And the Inch, as he watched them suck and blow, Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?" "It came with out vibrators! It came without smut!" "It came without lubricates, or plugs in the butt!" And he stared on for hours, and then something felt sore. Then the Inch looked down at something he hadn't before! "Holy shit! I have an erection!” the amazed Inch swore. "Maybe Xmas;perhaps;isn’t so much of a snore!" And what happened then? Well;in Fucksville they say, That the Inch’s micro cock grew five sizes that day! And as his member filled and hung low and swollen, He jumped in his ride to return all the loot he had stolen, And he gave it all back! All the gizmos, gadgets and the tidbits! And he, he himself! The Inch, came on Cindy-Blew’s tits! Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle, for Lush Stories.

Twas a Perv Christmas. Christmas eve with your favorite, kinky, perverted family. (2 poems) Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Twas the night before Christmas,and all through the dwelling. Not a creature was stirring,'cept my cock, which was swelling; From walls hung portraits,setting the mood, Above the mantel hung Grandma,She posed fullly nude; Down the hall, on her bed,Coed stepsister did sit, A vibrating dildo,rubbed on her hard clit; Stepmom in panties,and I in the nude. Had just readied our loins,before getting screwed. When from outside the window,there arose such a cry, My head darted up,from stepmom’s wet thigh; Jen's eyes got so wide,as we both turned to see, Just what sort of Christmas,the visit might be; The moonbeams bounced off,the snow all so white, I blinked as I tried to,make sure of my sight, What did I see,that gave me such pause? It was the round, jolly face,of old Santa Clause! Framed in the window, red cheeks and a beard, When in through the doorway,Buxy Susan appeared; I opened the window,we pulled him within, Jenny glanced at her daughter,then said with a grin: “Santa! We're busy,You're spying, You creep! I’m riding my stepson,and you try to peep! That’s awfully spotty,for man such as you! I wonder what naughty,kinky perversions you do! Now please come on in,and join the fun, We’ll be on the nice list,when finally done!” Quick as the devil,Jen's down on her knees, Tugging his Pants off,as fast as she please, The Sled Musher looked down,his eyes wide with shock, When out of his britches,popped his massive cock, She started to suck him,with skills of a pro, And Santa exclaimed,“Sue, Your Mom's a Ho!” My stepsister laughed,as she fell to Jen’s side, She opened her mouth,took both ball's inside, Her tongue lapped and writhed,his scrotum with care, As Jen bobbed on his shaft,and came up for air, She said, “I’ve taught her well,don’t you think St. Nick? Watching her lick you,gets my pussy all slick.” They sprung to their feet,and got back in bed, “Why don’t you fuck her,while Billy gives me head?” Susan then beamed,and she squealed with delight, then spread her legs and cried,“hurry down my chimney tonight!” And taking my cue,I crawled to Jen’s bits, my tongue, ran up through it,from the crack to the slit, Santa rushed forward,his hard swollen tip, And rubbed it on Susan's,soft, shaven lips; As he pushed it inside,Susan’s ass gave a leap, He was all the way in her,rigid hard and balls deep; Watching her daughter,Jen gave a moan, My tongue pushed down firmly,her clit hard as a bone; Susan writhed on the mattress,her feet in the air, While Santa Clause thrusted,Jen gripped on my hair; At once her back arched,and her toes they did curl, My sister shouted, “Don't stop! I'm Cumming!”while I sucked Jenny's Pearl; Jen pushed my face up,my chin wet with juice, And she said, “My turn! Santa,put my twat to good use!” Her lips stuck out,from under her ass, Santa slid out of Susan,said, “Awe! There’s a good lass!” He went behind Jenny,and in her he plowed, His log hit her g-spot,she cried out aloud; Still horny myself,”Stepsis, want some more?” Got on her knees and said,“Billy, make me a whore!” Sue knelt before Jenny,I poked in her cunt, Jen groaned as I panted,and I heard Santa grunt; He pulled on Jen's hair,Mom’s face all a glow, I pounded up, Susan’s,tits bounced too and fro; She cooed as I fucked her,I smiled at her mother, “Sue, you get along well,with your stepBrother.” We're all moving faster,the bed rocked and squeaked, There's magic in the air,as we all reached our peak; Then Jen started first,a long, bellow scream, Susan came next,as I filled her with cream; With eyes all a twinkle,Saint Nick shot his load, It was a Miracle,Mom didn’t explode! I pulled out of Sue,Nick pulled out of Jen, They fell to the sheets,cunts full to the brim; They both were in giggles,together they squirmed, then straddling each other,they sucked out the sperm; Sue looked up at Nick,her eyes had a glint, Licking her lips, said,“Yum! tastes like mint.” Nick stumbled backwards,and pulled up his drawers, His face was beat red,sweat flowed from his pours; He got to the Window,about to slip out, But paused and he turned,and said with a shout: “You people are lovely,That much I will say! But tonight you're naughty,since Harold's away!” Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle, for Lush Stories. How The Inch Stole Xmas. From The Fucks down in Fucksville. Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Every Fuck down in Fucksville liked Xmas a lot; But the Inch, who lived just north of Fucksville, did not! The Inch hated Xmas! The whole Xmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his testicles were hung up far too high. It could be, perhaps, that his bladder was shy. But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that his cock was two sizes too small. But who cares why? The guy was a schmuck, He stood there on Xmas Eve, hating the Fucks, Staring down from his lair with swollen, blue balls, At the radiantly lit windows below in their halls. For he knew that every Fuck down where he gazed, Was busy now, having their pubic hair shaved. "And they're trying on their nighties!" he snarled with a sneer, "Tomorrow is Xmas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his Inch fingers nervously drumming, "I must find some way to stop all those Fuckers from cumming!" For tomorrow, he knew, all the lusty studs and sluts, Would wake nice and horny. They'd all start to rut! And then! Oh, the moans! Oh, the moans! Moans! Moans! Moans! That's one thing he hated! The moans! Moans! Moans! Moans! Then the Fucks, barely legal and mature, would hump. And they'd hump! And they'd hump! And they'd hump! Hump! Hump! Hump! They would hump in their pussies, and tight little rumps. Which was something that put the Inch down in the dumps! And then the thing that he hated most would begin! Every Fuck down in Fucksville, the fat and the thin, Would lay close together, with their vibrators humming. They'd lay side-by-side. And the Fucks would start cumming! They'd cum! And they'd cum! And they'd cum! Cum! Cum! Cum! And the more the Inch thought of this Fuckville wide climax, The more he thought, "I must stop this whole thing in its tracks!" "Why, for sixty-nine years I've put up with it now!" "I must stop this Xmas from coming! But how?" Then he got an idea! A nasty idea! The Inch got a wonderful, nasty idea! "I know just what to do!" The Inch laughed in his throat. And he made a quick wide brimmed hat and a coat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "I am such a devilish Imp!" "With this coat and this hat, I look just like a Pimp!" "All I need is a hooker." The Inch looked around. But, since the Inch had no Hos, there was none to be found. Did that stop the old bastard? No! The Inch simply said, "If I can't find a woman, I'll make one instead!" So he gathered some straw, and he formed it into shape, And he planted a red wig on its head with some tape. Then he grabbed the straw woman and a few old rucksacks, And then jumped behind the wheel of his rusty old Cadillac. Then the Inch said, "Let’s go!" And the jalopy started down, Toward the homes where the Fucks lay asnooze in their town. All their windows were dark. Soft groans filled the air. The Fucks were all dreaming wet dreams without care. When he came to the first flophouse on the square. "This place will work for a start," the old Inchy Pimp hissed, And he jumped into the window, empty bags in his fist. Then he crept into the living room, on the tips of his toes, past the discarded condoms and piles of clothes. And into the parlor, the Inch gleefully strolled. In the middle of the room was a polished stripper pole. Laid out beneath it were wondrous sex toys galore. "They won’t need these!" he chuckled, as he started his chore. Then he slithered and slunk, with his heart starting to sing, Around the whole room, and he stole every plaything! Dildos! And Sybians! Anal beads! Balls! French Ticklers! Massagers! Butt plugs! And dolls! And he stuffed them in sacks. Then the Inch, the old baddie, Threw the sacks, into the trunk of his Caddy! Then he snuck to the bathroom. He took every pill! He took the ribbed condoms! All the sensual thrills! He cleaned out the bathroom of the last drop of lube. Why, that Inch left nothing but one single pube! Then he threw all the junk into the car with scorn. "And now!" growled the Inch, "I will take all the porn!" And the Inch grabbed films, dirty books and magazines, When a small voice almost made him jump out of his jeans. He turned around fast, and he saw a young Fuck! Petite Cindy-Blew You, who was naked as buck. The Inch had been caught by this 22 year-old miss, Who'd got out of bed to use the commode for a piss. She gazed at the Inch and said, "Mister Pimp, why,” "Why are you taking our Pornography? Why?" But, you know, that old Inch was such a clever old prick, He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick! "Why, my dear sweet vixen," the bogus Pimp dissembled, "This smut is terrible!” he said, with nary a tremble. "So I'm switching it out, for something much less of a bore." "I'll be back in a flash. With something much more hardcore!" And his fib fooled the minx. Then he patted her bottom, And he went to the loo, never knowing she caught him. And when Cindy-Blew You curled up under her sheet, He grabbed the last bag and chucked it in the street! Then the last thing he stole was their pole for stripping! Then he jumped out the window, practically skipping. He left nothing, no cuffs, no rope. no whips for whipping. And the one drop of lube he left was a crock, It wasn’t enough for even his tiny cock! He did the same thing to every house on every block, Leaving drops much too small for the every Fucks’ cock! There was one hour left before the Fucks started to rise, He decided that heading to his cave would be wise, The car was so stuffed with trinkets it had started to slump! With gags! And with cock rings! With clamps! And clit pumps! Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mt. Pumpit, He drove with his load to the tiptop to dump it! "Yuck yuck to the Fucks!" he was wickedly singing. "They're finding out now what the morning is bringing!" "They're just waking up! With their morning wood throbbing!" "They’ll look all around them and then they’ll start sobbing, For the Fucks down in Fucksville will see all my robbing!" "That's a noise," grinned the Inch, "That I simply must hear!" So he paused. And the Inch put his hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low. Then it started to grow. But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound was climatic! It couldn't be so! But it this sound was loud and dramatic! He stared down at Fucksville! The Inch growled in disgust! Then he shook! What he saw was shocking, terrible lust! Every Fuck down in Fucksville, the thin and the fat, Was humping! Without any sex toys at that! He hadn't stopped Xmas from coming! They came! Somehow or other, they came just the same! And the Inch, as he watched them suck and blow, Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?" "It came with out vibrators! It came without smut!" "It came without lubricates, or plugs in the butt!" And he stared on for hours, and then something felt sore. Then the Inch looked down at something he hadn't before! "Holy shit! I have an erection!” the amazed Inch swore. "Maybe Xmas;perhaps;isn’t so much of a snore!" And what happened then? Well;in Fucksville they say, That the Inch’s micro cock grew five sizes that day! And as his member filled and hung low and swollen, He jumped in his ride to return all the loot he had stolen, And he gave it all back! All the gizmos, gadgets and the tidbits! And he, he himself! The Inch, came on Cindy-Blew’s tits! Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle, for Lush Stories.

Hello listeners, in today's episode, we will learn about a little girl like many of us, who learns a very important lesson the hard way. Stay tuned to know more...Story taken from the book - Grandmas Bag of Stories by Sudha MurthyDon't forget to tune in next week for a new episode :)

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Three years strong, y'all! We're back with our favorite tradition: The Reading Culture Yearbook. As we close out 2025, we've gathered superlatives and stories that celebrate some of the memorable authors who joined us on the show this year. This year's edition features awards such as “Most Revolutionary,” “Grandma's Hands,” “Scariest Story,” and, of course, “Best Reading Advice.” I'm also saying a brief farewell as we go on hiatus for the winter. But don't worry, we'll be back in 2026 with exciting things on the horizon!***Connect with Jordan and The Reading Culture @thereadingculturepod and subscribe to our newsletter at thereadingculturepod.com/newsletter. Show ChaptersChapter 1: Most Revolutionary Chapter 2: Most GraciousChapter 3: Best Fan-Girl-Turned-AuthorChapter 4: Best Reminder of History RepeatedChapter 5: Most Likely to Pay HomageChapter 6: Grandma's HandsChapter 7: Best Reading Advice for Kids Chapter 8: Scariest Story AwardChapters 9 & 10: Best Advice for Dealing with Loss Chapter 11: Most Uplifting Chapter 12: Most Defiant Chapter 13: Meet Your (S)Heroes AwardChapter 14: “Poet and You Didn't Know It” AwardChapter 15: Best Friend AdviceLinksThe Reading CultureThe Reading Culture Newsletter SignupFollow The Reading Culture on Instagram (for giveaways and bonus content)Beanstack resources to build your community's reading cultureJordan Lloyd BookeyHost and Production CreditsHost: Jordan Lloyd BookeyProducers: Mel Webb and Lower Street MediaScript Editors: Josia Lamberto-Egan, Mel Webb, Jordan Lloyd Bookey

Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - recovered at Grandma's house, where Johnny proposed to Holly and she accepted. Cole had a breakdown before Trish consoled him and he returned to his farm, while the rest of the team chose outfits for the ball. Can these heroes join forces to triumph at the Chestnut Ball, or will their interpersonal conflicts allow Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire, to take over Hallmark (and America) forever!? Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice- Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Our Cast: Game Master - Ryan LaPlante Holly Ringer - Del Borovic Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot Our Crew: Editor - Ryan LaPlante Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socialsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - recovered from their injuries at Grandma Ringer's house! Trish used her nursing skills to make sure Cole survived his injuries, Holly helped though she was constantly distracted by her boyfriend, and Johnny ate all the muffin tops in the house and was given a family engagement ring by Grandma! Can they win the community nut slide and chestnut hockey game - all while defeating a nuclear sub that's threatening America's water supply? Or will Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire, and his Devil Divers complete their evil plans!?Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice- Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Our Cast: Game Master - Ryan LaPlante Holly Ringer - Del Borovic Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot Our Crew: Editor - Ryan LaPlante Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socialsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - split into pairs! Trish and Johnny burned down the Fimblewinter Ski Resort to distract the terrorists and allow the group to escape, while Holly and Cole reconnected on a ski lift before falling off of it and Cole almost dying. Having reunited in the chicken truck, can they make it back to Grandma's safely, or will they fall victim to Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire and doom both Hallmark and America?! Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice- Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Our Cast: Game Master - Ryan LaPlante Holly Ringer - Del Borovic Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot Our Crew: Editor - Ryan LaPlante Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socialsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever wanted to see an animated Christmas special based on one of the worst Christmas songs according to the media? That's what Warner Bros. thought by giving us a 50 min animated special based on Dr. Elmo's “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer”. With it's awkward animation and lack of story focus, it's been criticized heavily throughout the years. But is it truly as bad as we remembered? Find out as Eric looks at Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer on quote on quote “celebration” of its 25th anniversary! Happy Holidays to all and Merry Geekmas!!:)Join our Discord community:https://discord.gg/neeTuYUFollow our Instagram page:https://www.instagram.com/geeks_crossing/Subscribe to Frofrokacho: https://www.youtube.com/@frofrokachoSubscribe to EmantheLegendary: https://www.youtube.com/@emanthelegendary3775Intro/Outro done by BKNAPP: https://bknapp.bandcamp.com/

My Favorite Christmas Tradition - Meredith Hodges - Lucky Three Ranch Memories of Grandma baking for days on end.Listening to Christmas carols in the evening and hearing stories passed on about our elders' Christmas past.Mother played Christmas songs on the piano as we sang along. We opened presents on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. The mules participated in Christmas parades and enjoyed playing in the snow. The Lucky Three Ranch is decorated with lights every year, visible from the road, where neighbors drive slowly to take in the view.Celebrating the birth of Jesus is a true joy that brings hope to our future. Mule Talk is an Every Cowgirl's Dream production - www.EveryCowgirlsDream.Com www.MuleTalk.Net Meredith Hodges Interviews: www.LuckyThreeRanch.Com/Podcast-Appearances/

#Movie Theater Time Machine #podcast begins Friendsgiving 2 month with a #review of Grandma's Boy (2006). For more reviews, visit movietheatertimemachine.com  

It's from an "Old Lady Church Cookbook", the same cookbook Scotty found his Grandma's pecan recipe in.

Christmas is around the corner of time, Sleepy, and we are standing in the doorway not really knowing if we want to go in or not. In this episode we drift off together through gingerbread pigs that shatter on hallway floors, storm nights on snow covered fields, plastic Jeeps with detachable men, and the strange ache of all the last times we never knew were last times.It is a quiet, slightly crooked journey to sleep through family, faith, absent granddads, toy guns, Barbie dolls and that peculiar mix of warmth and suffocation that holidays can bring. If you love Christmas, if you hate it, or if you just feel weird about it, you are invited. You do not have to follow every word. You can just let my voice mumble in the background while you fall asleep and slip into your own memories.Sleep Tight!More about Henrik, click here: https://linktr.ee/Henrikstahl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(00:00:00) Inflantion Hits Santa's Cookies, GameStop's Trade Anything Day, and Grandma's Birthday Cake Fire (00:02:03) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:27) A Pancho-less Week of Stupidity We are "Pancho-less" for this FINAL 2025 Episode...Pancho took a week of vacation so he could contract strep throat so this Weekend Episode is not only late being published but also significantly shorter because Pancho isn't here with his observations and biting wit! However, the stupidity must go on and you can look for some fresh stupidity in January, 2026 while we take a couple of weeks off to let the stupidity catch up!In this last Weekend Episode of 2025...[A Piece of My Mind]…Holiday Tradition Gets Pricier: Santa's Cookies Now Cost $8.442 Waymos Crashed Into Each Other, Trapping a 3rd—Blocking Entire StreetGameStop's "Trade Anything Day" Saw Customers Bring in a Goose, "Friends" on VHS, and a Tiny JesusStudent's Arm Tattoo Ends Up On Her Tongue After Cancer SurgeryDeputies bust 3–accused of giving kids counterfeit money to spend at FL businesses & bring real money back for changeGrandma Who Lit Birthday Cake and Almost Caused a Structure FireLawyer sues casino after waking up in handcuffs with $75k debt he doesn't rememberFL Woman Charged After Deputies Find Anti-Anxiety Meds In Her GenitalBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

Originally broadcast August 22nd, 2025. Aliens find a leader at Disney, Matt Rife buys famous haunted home, clear murder caught on Ring™, and Byron's Grandma died.

The Christmas rush has officially brought a new generational conflict: Grandparenting on Eggshells. We unpack the tension between teaching kids bodily autonomy and avoiding the Grandma guilt trip. Plus, where did all the weird kids go? We blame late-stage capitalism, social media surveillance, and a collective fear of deviance for the new conformity epidemic. And, our hosts have had a few epiphanies this week. Between sending your kids on an errand and rewatching a Christmas classic, we're realising just how much the mental load has increased for parents. Our Recommendations: ☕ Amelia is all about sending kids to get a coffee. Empowering your little ones with a simple errand.

Today's Christmas stocking has some cool WSU gear in it! We asked for "cougar" stories from women who are older than their men! Check out the age difference between Grandma and her man!

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You know that feeling when the holidays are coming… and instead of excitement, your brain jumps straight to, “Oh no. The food. The gatherings. The questions. The stress.” Everyone else seems to be dreaming about cookies and cozy dinners — meanwhile, you're mentally mapping out which dishes you'll have to avoid, who's going to forget your sensitivities again, and if you'll leave a meal yet AGAIN hungry, grumpy, and honestly? Feeling alone. Everyone else is piling their plates high with Grandma's stuffing and your brain is spinning: Is there anything here I can eat? Should I say something? Will I look rude? Am I overreacting? It's the comments about the food.And let's be real — half the stress isn't even the food. “What, you can't eat this either?”“Are you sure you're not being dramatic?”“I made it gluten free… except for the breadcrumbs.” You know the drill. So today I want to give you low-anxiety, high-clarity tips for navigating gluten free holidays (and grain free and dairy free) — even when absolutely no one else eats the way you do. We're going to talk about: ✨ How to get clear on what you need — before you ever talk to anyone else✨ Who is actually worth having a conversation with (and who… isn't)✨ Why your food choices trigger other people's insecurities — and how to not take that on✨ What to say when you need support✨ And how to walk into any gathering already fed, prepared, and confident so you're not relying on the buffet table to save you Because here's the truth: You're not asking for anything unreasonable. You're not being high-maintenance.And you deserve to enjoy the holidays, too, without the anxiety spiral.Let's get into my top Gluten Free Holiday Tips so you can actually make the season feel fun again. TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - Introduction: Navigating Holiday Stress 00:58 - Understanding Your Needs 01:50 - Welcome to the Better Belly Podcast 02:58 - Three Essential Tips for Gluten-Free Holidays 05:47 - Tip 1: Clarify Your Needs 13:50 - Tip 2: Identify Your Allies 18:31 - Tip 3: Fill in the Gaps Yourself 21:35 - Encouraging Stories and Final Thoughts 23:40 - Join the Better Belly Blueprint 25:52 Conclusion: Empower Your Holidays EPISODES MENTIONED:171// 3 Dairy Free Foods for Creamy Cheese, Sauces, and PIZZA172// My Top 10 QUICK Gluten Free Snacks to Buy205// My 5 Favorite Grain Free Bread Recipes for a Healthy Gut170// 5 Tips to Go Gluten Free & Grain Free with EASE HEAL YOUR GUT TODAY!Option #1)

A grandmother at Target wears a red “Freedom” shirt — a tribute to Charlie Kirk — and faces harassment from a liberal onlooker. What happens next is inspiring, calm, and morally grounded. In this episode, Tara covers: Jeannie, the Target grandma, and her graceful response to harassment The role of employers standing by their employees Social media reactions and the power of public support The contrast between good and evil influences in society A disturbing dive into Tyler Robinson, demonic games, and radical influences Recent legislation on transgender medical interventions for minors This episode blends courage, morality, and cultural conflicts into one thought-provoking story.

From record-breaking deportations to a courageous Target grandma, and the dark, strange undercurrents in society — this episode has it all. Tara breaks down: 2.2 million deportations in under a year & 80,000 visas revoked

Jerrilyn Lake (aka Indeskribeabull) and Lynee’ Monae kick things off in What Irritated Me This Week by airing their seasonal grievances: eating the same holiday food on repeat, resurrected freezer-burnt turkey in new disguises, and children running wild during grown-folk card games. From mac-and-cheese fatigue to banning kids from the spades table, the ladies make it clear—just because it’s the holidays doesn’t mean everyone gets access to your peace (or your plate). In Girl, What Happened, the conversation turns serious—but still funny—when Oprah’s comments about normalizing no contact with toxic family members spark a real discussion. Jerrilyn and Lynee’ fully agree that protecting your peace sometimes means blocking Auntie, Grandma, or whoever else keeps tearing you down under the guise of “family.” They break down how generational control, constant criticism, and guilt-tripping can stunt growth, damage relationships, and even spill into how you raise your own kids. Their message is clear: life is too short to keep people around just because you share DNA—especially during the most triggering time of year. Of course, the episode wouldn’t be complete without the ladies spiraling into side topics like traumatic Top Dog Law commercials, musty men who need step-by-step bathing instructions, and why hygiene should never be optional at any age. Between gift-card horror stories, holiday dating rules, and an unexpected debate about becoming a “monkey mom,” Episode 83 perfectly balances comedy and clarity. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@u1pn Follow: @urban1podcast @indeskribeabull @lynee_monae Executive Producer: Jahi Whitehead/ @Jahi_TRG Video/Social Media Producer: Walter Gainer II See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alas, the time has come for our final holiday episode of 2025, A Garfield Christmas (1987, 1991). In this heartwarming made-for-tv special, Jon takes Garfield and Odie to the childhood farm to celebrate Christmas with the family, including the awesome Grandma. What follows is an epic adventure where Garfield learns that Christmas isn't just about presents, it is about being present with the ones you love."Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme,""Just when you think all your presents are accounted for,""That's the time you gotta ask for more,""Christmas is my favorite time of year..."

In this episode of Nephilim Death Squad, we're joined by Disagree to Agree for a wide-ranging, chaotic, and surprisingly deep conversation about modern psyops, chaos magic, occult symbolism, and how “conspiracy culture” itself may be engineered.What starts as jokes quickly turns into a serious breakdown of how Discordianism, chaos philosophy, psychedelics, and media saturation have shaped the modern information war.We get into:Chaos as a spiritual and psychological weaponDiscordianism, Eris, and the Apple of DiscordThe Illuminati card game and predictive programmingWhy the number 23 keeps appearing in media and occult systemsPsychedelics, LSD culture, and government involvementHow cartoons, comedy, and satire are used as delivery systemsWhy “hidden knowledge” can itself become a trapJim Carrey, Hollywood personas, and spiritual disassociationPsyops disguised as entertainment and ironyWhy conspiracy culture may be a controlled environmentDiscernment vs obsession in the information ageThis episode isn't about giving easy answers — it's about recognizing the system behind the noise and understanding how chaos is injected into culture on purpose.If you've ever felt burned out, confused, or suspicious of everything… this conversation explains why.✅ Guest Socials — Disagree to AgreeDisagree to AgreeRumble: https://rumble.com/c/DisagreeToAgreeAmen Ra (Season of the Rat)Twitter / X: https://twitter.com/SeasonOfTheRatSubliminal MessengerTwitter / X: https://twitter.com/ManuelLabour00:00 Introduction and Banter01:23 Patreon and Community Engagement02:41 Guest Introduction and Plugs04:06 Discussion on Chaos and Mythology14:31 The Golden Apple and Its Symbolism30:37 Beanies vs. Hats Debate31:15 Subliminal Messages and Chaos Magic33:05 Discordian Mythology and Symbols36:52 Jim Carrey and Demonic Possession44:12 The Church of the SubGenius54:34 Psychedelics and Media Influence58:19 Conspiracy Theories and Cultural Manipulation01:05:46 Grandma's Defiance Against Aliens01:06:17 The Church's Blindness to the Problem01:07:17 Rant on Government and Healthcare Failures01:07:44 Artificial Chaos and Discernment01:09:59 The NDS Holiday Food Pantry Initiative01:13:08 Predictive Programming and Conspiracy Theories01:26:35 The Influence of Joe Rogan and Modern Media01:32:46 The Apple Metaphor and Its Implications01:38:54 Exploring the Origins of Modern Paganism01:39:20 Neopagan Festivals and Organizations in the US01:41:12 Chaos Magic and College Influence01:42:11 The Role of Clues and Breadcrumbs in Modern Mysticism01:42:49 Comparing Modern Mysticism to ARGs and Online Challenges01:47:18 The Impact of Music and Worship on Spiritual Experience01:55:49 Navigating Modern Disruptions with Faith02:07:48 Balancing Effort and Faith in Achieving Goals02:11:11 Concluding Thoughts and ReflectionsBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/nephilim-death-squad--6389018/support.☠️ Nephilim Death Squad — New episodes 5x/week.Join our Patreon for early access, bonus shows & the private Telegram hive.Subscribe on YouTube & Rumble, follow @NephilimDSquad on X/Instagram, grab merch at toplobsta.com. Questions/bookings: chroniclesnds@gmail.com — Stay dangerous.

HEY, this one's for you, Ma!! We're listening to your voicemails, and it looks like Christmas comes early with some UNQUALIFIED holiday advice! Gift ideas (some a little weird…sorry, Danielle) for Ma, tips for hosting a Miccio-level holiday soirée, and revealing what spending the holidays with your significant other reeeally looks like. A surprise date night for Blake Lively's close personal friend (aka Danielle) leaves her freezing and slightly terrified as Ryan struggles on the ice! Meanwhile, Brooke finds herself VERY offended (a solid 9/10) and adds “correct posture” to her New Year's resolutions list…look, we'll work on it for you, Ma! We somehow unintentionally make this holiday episode all about the Mas out there. Whether you're a Ma, a Ma-to-be, or a grandMa, just know…you deserve to have your stocking stuffed too!!Please support the show by checking out our sponsors!1-800 Contacts: Order online at 1800contacts.com or download the free 1-800 Contacts app today. Quince: Go to Quince.com/gals for free shipping on your order and 365 day returnsWayfair: Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. Squarespace: Check out squarespace.com/GALS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code GALSSkims: Shop our favorite pajamas at SKIMS.com. After you place your order, be sure to let them know we sent you! Select "podcast" in the survey and be sure to select our show in the dropdown menu that followsGOTG LTK https://www.shopltk.com/explore/Gals_on_the_Go GOTG Newsletter https://gotg.substack.com/ Gals On The Go Instagram https://www.instagram.com/galsonthegopodcast/ Brooke's Youtube Channel https://www.youtube.com/brookemiccio Brooke's Instagram https://www.instagram.com/brookemiccio/ Danielle's Youtube Channel https://www.youtube.com/c/daniellecarolan Danielle's Instagram https://www.instagram.com/daniellecarolan/ Business inquiries can be sent to: GalsOnTheGoGroup@caa.comDanielle's LTK: https://www.shopltk.com/explore/daniellecarolan/productsets/11ee5d6284a6acf19fd50242ac110003 Brooke's LTK: https://www.shopltk.com/explore/brookemiccio/productsets/11ee5d662bea0b67931d0242ac110004 GOTG YouTube Channel (watch full episodes with video!) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkCy3xcN257Hb_VWWU5C5vASee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Ben shares a jaw-dropping Facebook post from a local mom group looking to hire someone to keep grandma happy during Christmas. The catch? She's “a bit of a grumpy cat” who needs wheeling around the party to avoid meltdowns. The crew hilariously debates the logistics, the pay, and whether anyone would actually take this gig. Skin even asks, “What if I want to wipe her ass? Can I?”—and yes, it only gets funnier from there.

The very dapper film director Paul Feig joins Seth and Josh on the pod this week! Paul talks about his childhood growing up in Michigan and memories of his father's army surplus store, his comedic beginnings, and his journey to LA at 17. Paul shares fond memories of his family's vacations to Florida and the Caribbean and his (not so fond) experiences with his grandparents. Paul also chats about his latest movie “The Housemaid” out on 12/19/2025! *Note: We apologize for the occasional video freezes in this episode due to connection issues. Thanks for sticking with us! Watch more Family Trips episodes: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlqYOfxU_jQem4_NRJPM8_wLBrEEQ17B6 Support our sponsors: Olipop Buy any 2 cans of Olipop in store, and we'll pay you back for one Go to DrinkOlipop.com/TRIPS Shipt Shipt's exclusive savings event: Season of Savings, happening now through December 28th. Shop tons of deals, including member-exclusive savings, all season long. Terms apply. Download the app or order now at Shipt.com Aura Frames Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIPS. Promo Code TRIPS Blueland Blueland has a special offer for listeners. Right now, get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/trips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anna & Raven Unwrapped todays tune: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer!

Can Grandma G-Force swap her attitude for... gratitude? Mindy, Guy Raz, and the WOW Crew try to get her to change her tune—with help from the Coalition of Grandmas for Gratitude—because being grateful could lead to living a longer life! It's the who, when, where, why, how and WOW of gratitude! Originally aired 11/25/24.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 hour and 54 minutes The Sponsors Thank you to Underground Printing for making this all possible. Rishi and Ryan have been our biggest supporters from the beginning. Check out their wide selection of officially licensed Michigan fan gear at their 3 store locations in Ann Arbor or learn about their custom apparel business at undergroundshirts.com. Our associate sponsors are: Peak Wealth Management, Matt Demorest - Realtor and Lender, Ann Arbor Elder Law, Michigan Law Grad, Human Element, Sharon's Heating & Air Conditioning, The Sklars Brothers, Champions Circle, Winewood Organics, Community Pest Solutions, Venue by 4M where record this, and Introducing this season: Radecki Oral Surgery, and Long Road Distillers. 1. What Happened Starts at :51 Sometimes in December we don't have enough content for a podcast... this week there is enough for a podcast. Michigan football has been thrown into chaos following the Sherrone Moore firing. This is the third out of five Warde Manuel hires in the three most important sports to have left in disgrace (also Jim Harbaugh depending on who you ask). There have been too many red flags on too many hires. There is no oversight within the athletic department and then you have to do an investigation instead of preventing one. The only reason the WiFi is better at Michigan Stadium is because of the Zach Bryan concert, not because they cared about the fan experience. Fans are just a piggy bank. Michigan is way too much in the news right now. If "a lot of people knew about this" then why didn't someone say something sooner? Warde lost credibility after his handling of Mel Pearson and he doesn't get credit for Brandon Naurato. Grandmas in Peoria know too much about the Michigan athletic department.  2. Coaching Search Bits Starts at 27:41 Michigan needs a new head football coach. How good do we feel going into it? Probably about a B-. There's not an obvious slam dunk candidate. The three big names are Kalen DeBoer, Kenny Dillingham, and Jedd Fisch. If Alabama wins their first playoff game then DeBoer is almost entirely off the table, if they lose to Oklahoma then there's enough smoke to believe he might think about it. Would DeBoer really leave Alabama though? It's not a place that coaches leave and he's a long shot even if they lose to Oklahoma. Kenny Dillingham played for Arizona State and has a lot of family and connections in Phoenix, he might just be a long shot to convince to move from home. Kenny Dillingham is young, he watches Stranger Things and doesn't understand all the references. What about Jeff Brohm? Jedd Fisch is good at roster construction and handling QBs, something that would be nice for Michigan right now. Jake Butt had a strong endorsement for Jedd. Some coaches wouldn't have former players stomping for them. Jason Eck is a fun name but he's never proven himself at a major program. Based on everything so far, it feels like it's probably Jedd Fisch (PENDING A BACKGROUND CHECK). Which assistant coaches/coordinators would you keep?  3. Hot Takes, Men's Basketball vs Maryland Starts at 54:31 Takes hotter than... actually we need takes about half of where they could go. We need to dial it back this week. Thankfully we can now turn our attention to basketball! Michigan 101, Maryland 83, a strange game. David Coit was hitting threes from every heavenly covered shot. When Michigan was down by 9 Kenpom still had them 76% to win. Maryland went 14-27 from three and Michigan still covered the Kenpom spread. This game was the script for Michigan to lose a game and won by 18. Brian reads Yaxel's boxscore poetically because it deserves it. Solomon Washington got ejected for two technicals. Michigan navigated foul trouble and you probably didn't even notice. Michigan is actually top 50 in three point shooting.  4. Men's Basketball vs Villanova Starts at 1:38:12 They went up by 30 at halftime and only won by 30?? What are we even doing here. You look at some of these top 50, top 25 teams on the schedule, could they beat Michigan in Ann Arbor? No way. Being #1 in two point defense with this schedule is insane. Michigan is identifying their weaknesses and working on them, that's terrifying for opposing teams. What is this team's weakness now? Hey, shout out to undefeated Nebrasketball!  MUSIC: "PH Suite"—Curtis Dro and Lamar Woods "Man I Need"—Olivia Dean "I Got Flavor"—LaRussell and Lil John “Across 110th Street”—JJ Johnson and his Orchestra   

This week my random thoughts and topics cover a wide range including, finding out I'm going to be a first time grandma, having a birthday around the holidays, the evolution of Christmas cards, my bad experiences with Walmart, family Christmas plans, Mel Owens on Dear Shandy, birthdays at Christmas, Taylor Frankie Paul's latest Bachelorette teaser post, what to watch on Netflix and lots more! Come along on the journey of Natalie's thoughts! It's a random ride!YouTube link: https://youtu.be/t5B7wtCgGYcIntro Music www.bensound.com "Happy Rock"

Fluent Fiction - Hebrew: Desert Detour: A Hanukkah Journey of Family Unity Find the full episode transcript, vocabulary words, and more:fluentfiction.com/he/episode/2025-12-15-23-34-02-he Story Transcript:He: השמיים מעל מדבר הנגב היו אפורים וסוערים, עננים כבדים שנעו במהירות עם הרוח.En: The sky above the Negev Desert was gray and stormy, with heavy clouds moving swiftly with the wind.He: המכונית הקטנה שלקחת את יעל, עמית ואלי לנסיעה הזכירה בלון צבעוני בתוך ים חול גדול.En: The small car carrying Yael, Amit, and Eli on their trip resembled a colorful balloon in a vast sea of sand.He: הם נסעו כדי לבקר את הסבים שלהם לחג החנוכה.En: They were driving to visit their grandparents for the Hanukkah holiday.He: יעל נהגה במכונית בעיניים ממוקדות ותשומת לב רבה.En: Yael drove the car with focused eyes and great attention.He: היא היתה האחות הבכורה ותפקידה היה להבטיח שכולם יגיעו בשלום ובזמן.En: She was the eldest sister, and it was her duty to ensure that everyone arrived safely and on time.He: עמית ישב במושב האחורי, מתופף בידיו על החלון ומביט בקווים החוליים הנמתחים החוצה.En: Amit sat in the back seat, drumming his hands on the window and gazing at the stretching sandy lines.He: הוא אהב את הרפתקאות המדבר ורצה לחקור כל חורשה וכל גבעה.En: He loved desert adventures and wanted to explore every grove and every hill.He: אלי, האח הקטן, התבונן בחלון וניסה לדמיין איך הם חוגגים את החנוכה עם הסבים.En: Eli, the youngest brother, looked out the window and tried to imagine how they would celebrate Hanukkah with their grandparents.He: "הכביש סגור," אמרה יעל כשראתה שלט אזהרה באמצע הדרך.En: "The road is closed," Yael said when she saw a warning sign in the middle of the road.He: "אנחנו צריכים לקחת מעקף.En: "We need to take a detour."He: "עמית חייך, "מעקף?En: Amit smiled, "A detour?He: למה לא לנסות דרך אחרת?En: Why not try another way?He: אולי נמצא משהו מעניין.En: Maybe we'll find something interesting."He: "יעל נאנחה, "אנחנו צריכים להגיע בזמן, סבא וסבתא מחכים לנו.En: Yael sighed, "We need to get there on time; Grandpa and Grandma are waiting for us.He: חנוכה בלעדינו יהיה לא שלם.En: Hanukkah without us would be incomplete."He: "אלי הקטן אמר בשקט, "אני רק רוצה שנהיה יחד.En: The little Eli quietly said, "I just want us to be together.He: זה יהיה כיף.En: It will be fun."He: "המכונית נסעה במעקף, הסתעפה לדרך קטנה יותר, מנסה להתחמק מהרוח והגשם.En: The car took the detour, branching onto a smaller road, trying to escape the wind and rain.He: אך החול הפך עמוק והתחיל להסתבך בגלגלים.En: However, the sand grew deep and started to entangle the wheels.He: המכונית נתקעה.En: The car got stuck.He: "מה עכשיו?En: "What now?"He: " צעקה יעל, מנסה לשמור על קור רוח, אך דאגה השתלטה עליה.En: Yael yelled, trying to stay calm, but worry took over her.He: עמית צחק והציע "תני לי לנסות לעזור.En: Amit laughed and suggested, "Let me try to help."He: "הוא יצא מהרכב, קרא גם לאלי לעזור, והחוויה הפכה למשימה משותפת.En: He got out of the car, asked Eli to help too, and the experience turned into a joint mission.He: הם חפרו את החול מתחת לגלגלים יחד ויעל התחילה להרגיש כנראה שאולי הפעם תוכל לסמוך עליהם.En: They dug the sand out from under the wheels together, and Yael began to feel that maybe this time she could rely on them.He: בעזרת קשר ושיתוף פעולה, הם שחררו את המכונית.En: With teamwork and cooperation, they freed the car.He: הנסיעה המשיכה באיטיות ובקצב מאוחד.En: The journey continued slowly and at a unified pace.He: הם הגיעו לבית הסבים בדיוק בזמן להדלקת הנרות.En: They arrived at their grandparents' house just in time for the candle lighting.He: כולם חייכו כשהנרות זרו אור חם על פניהם.En: Everyone smiled as the candles cast a warm light on their faces.He: יעל למדה לתת יותר מקום לעמית ולאלי.En: Yael learned to give more space to Amit and Eli.He: עמית גילה כבוד לכושר השיפוט של יעל.En: Amit gained respect for Yael's judgement.He: ואלי הרגיש אהוב ושווה בחבורה.En: And Eli felt loved and valued among them.He: ככה, עם שמחה ואור, הם התחילו את חנוכה.En: Thus, with joy and light, they began Hanukkah. Vocabulary Words:stormy: סועריםswiftly: במהירותresembled: הזכירהeldest: הבכורהsigh: נאנחהdetour: מעקףbranching: הסתעפהentangle: להסתבךgrove: חורשהdrumming: מתופףgazing: מביטpace: קצבjudgement: כושר השיפוטcandle lighting: הדלקת הנרותunified: מאוחדcooperation: שיתוף פעולהescape: להתחמקensure: להבטיחwarn: שלט אזהרהcalm: קור רוחmission: משימהdig: חפרוstorm: סערהshallow: רדודהhorizon: אופקimagine: לדמייןsafety: בטיחותcelebrate: חוגגיםadventure: הרפתקאותbeloved: אהובBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/fluent-fiction-hebrew--5818690/support.

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In today's sow Jake gets the dreaded pube cut, we bring back naked with Grandma, Klein loses all his gift money gambling, we find out how much to tip during the holidays, see what Johnny knows, talk to Ally's mom- the throat goat, and Klein is wearing a strange ring

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A pre-Christmas warning, we're re-releasing our 2015 live show outlining all the ways that you need to watch out this Christmas – and not just from Santa's wrath.This week on Sawbones, Live from Huntington, WV and Candlenights 2015: CHRISTMAS IS TRYING TO KILL YOU. Grandma. Egg nog. Trees. Mistletoe. The Grinch. RUN.Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers https://taxpayers.bandcamp.com/Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

It's a Mailbag Monday packed with petty problems and real relationship math. Jared breaks down how to handle a boyfriend who panic-washes dishes the second the fork hits the plate, whether getting uninvited from ✌️ Shivas is actually a dealbreaker, and what to do about a friend who either Venmos down to the penny or “forgets” to pay you back at all!See Jared live!