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Five best friends talking nonsense, sharing stories, telling jokes, offering unsolicited and uneducated musings on music, culture, science and the arts.

Motherboard Cali Guys - Jordan | Jarrod | Brandon | Sean | John


    • Jun 15, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 13m AVG DURATION
    • 44 EPISODES


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    MBCG - 043 Brandon's Literally Not Believable (but True) True Crime Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 90:25


    Brandon becomes a "hacker" to save a family member from an internet scam.

    MBCG - 042 - Fabulous Firework Flower

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 101:54


    Taped in May 2020 Where you from? / Quarantine Santa / TP Cleanup / Basic Skills Challenge / Baking & BBQ / Quarantine Movies / The “Money is No Object” Joke

    MBCG - 041 The One Where Motherboard Talk About Ross & Rachel

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2020 101:47


    We discuss if Ross and Rachel were indeed, "on a break."

    MBCG - 040 Jorder Up!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 66:24


    The First Puppet Podcast / We Help Brandon Tell A Story / Jordering / HE>I / Chris Carraba & Justin Bobby / Leather Jacket

    MBCG - 039 The Motherboard Takes Palm Springs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2020 141:53


    On This Episode: Palm Springs / Brandon Goes Country / Retro Room / Since You've Seen Tron / Cutwater

    MBCG - 038 The Italian Accent

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2019 119:42


    On This Episode: Sexiest Song Ever / Accent Copying & Compassion / The Five Senses: Italy! / Sniffing Out Jokes

    MBCG - 037 A Very Motherboard Christmas!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2019 77:11


    On This Episode: Gift Exchange!!!

    MBCG - 036 Left For College A Boy, Came Back A Burrito

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 67:06


    On This Episode: Arnold PalmALER, The Del Taco 38, California Burrito, Time & Story Telling, Verbal Affirmation, Puka Dogs/DogZilla/Hot Dogs, In & Out Orders, Yukon Hotel Sourtoe Cocktail

    MBCG - 035 Me & Sean Lift Every Day, Bro

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2019 64:52


    On This Episode: One New Thing / John Euthanizes A Rat / Jarrod's New Life / Three New MBCG Songs / Dad's Of Daughters

    MBCG - 034 Waiting On Jordan

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2019 54:52


    On This Episode: Waiting On Jordan / Cheap Pizza / One Bourbon, One Rock, One Beer / One New Thing / Florida Man / Jay Swanson Nifty Package / Scoobert Doobert

    MBCG - 033 Jay Swanson On Creativity, God, And Jordan's Abs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2019 115:57


    On This Episode: The Olympic Retreat / Jay Swanson Interview Jay Swanson Links: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHwVc_PxdiCnfXhsLw2zplQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jayswanson Website: http://jayswanson.me/

    MBCG - 032 Stuck In Fresno Premiere!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2019 76:25


    On This Episode: Jarrod Reviews Wine / Whiskey Dick / Last Blockbuster Patron / Adam Sandler / Tom Cruise / Stuck In Fresno Premiere / Nifty Package

    MBCG - 031 - Blessings. Honor. Power.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2019 44:15


    On This Episode: Writing Lyrics To Stuck In Fresno / Sideways / Shirtless Ryan Reynolds & Sting / Judgy Questions

    MBCG - 030 A Wonderful Christmas Time!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2018 88:18


    On This Episode: Ridge Vineyards / Cool Dragon / Jordan's Centaur Painting / Candy Gang Bang / Achievable Dreams / Motherboard Gift Exchange / Jarrod Believes In Santa / Bar Songs & Karaoke

    MBCG - 029 Cool Guy Sean

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2018 77:06


    On This Episode: Fruity Beer / Dave Matthews Band / The Dorito Insult / Chips / Just Eat It! / Grindfeld / TV Show Quizzes / Listener Emails / The Mate Rules / Christmas Gift Exchange Drawing & Rules

    MBCG - 028 Halloween Spooktacular!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2018 103:35


    On This Episode: Childhood Halloween / Christian Nudes / Horror Movies / Nightmares / Jarrod's Horror Playlist / Shroud Of Turin & Historical Religious Artifacts / Nifty Package / John & Jarrod Tell Amazing Horror Stories Jarrod's Horror Playlist (the one that makes Sean so angry): https://open.spotify.com/user/jarrod.taylor/playlist/4DlCrHEcJ9F854Np9FcY9S?si=YK0R0CsiQDuy8RfylZYfbQ Song of the Day Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/jarrod.taylor/playlist/6Wocz76fTuE0UWpTKh3Yrf?si=wfnaYfXgTDO76DqfHLtgvg

    MBCG - 027 Smooth Face Filter On His Real Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2018 65:33


    On This Episode: Harry Carey Predicts the News / Snapchat Dysmorphia / Kanye Slippers / Camping: Shit or Great? / Nifty Package / Aretha

    MBCG - 026 Jordan's Leisure Sitting

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2018 56:27


    On This Episode: Trash Can Beer / Meat Raffles / Jarrod's High School Graduation Speech / Flop Accounts / Great Words From Other Countries / The Later Half We Are So Drunk We Talk About Food And It's Insane...You're Welcome

    MBCG - 025 Show Me That Mother Fucking Tooth!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2018 90:39


    On This Episode: Jordan's Son Loses A Tooth / Does Music Make Or Break A Restaurant Experience / Jordan Reviews A Coffee Shop / Brandon Raps / Jarrod 58 / Best Friend Quiz / Friend Fighting / Water Malnourished

    MBCG - 024 Korn: The British Expats

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2018 75:19


    On This Episode: Virtual Reality / Jersey Shore / Are We In A Simulation? / Toys R' Us / British Korn / Should NOFX Be Banned? / Free Speech / Kneeling In The NFL / PC Culture

    MBCG - 023 Jarrod Torments His Wife

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2018 83:43


    On This Episode: Anthony Bourdain / National Bourbon Day / Everything Is Dated / Deli Names / Fathers Day / Dad Adventures / Jarrod Read's A Story / Are We Embarrassing? / Jarrod Torments His Wife / Nifty Package From Drew Ackerman! Show Notes It’s June 14, 2011 and a young Jordan Wheeler, fresh out of the green room, is just settling in to the living room sofa with a mayo loaded, slapped together hoagie. Quelling his excitement proves to be an impossible task as the longing to revel in what Daniel Tosh has lined up for him today is about to be unleashed on his beautifully naive and impressionable mind. “Cheerleader Fail Girls” aires like any other Tosh.0 episode and Jordan loses himself in the flurry of jokes let loose before his eyes. The significance of that afternoon wouldn’t be apparent to our precious little Wheeler until exactly nine years later, reminiscing about his favorite Tosh jokes with his 4 best friends, the Motherboard Cali Fat Guys. The rest of us could care less about Tosh.0 Recorded the day before National Power Smile Day, Episode 023 of The Motherboard Cali Guys covers a lot of ground. We drink a little, sweat a lot, discuss dad life, get stuck in a time warp, torment our wives and the world around us, review a Nifty Package from our previous special guest, Drew Ackerman and a whole lot more. There’s a pantload of good laughs but it’s not all jokes as we pay respects to the late, wonderful, treasure, Anthony Bourdain and reflect on how he’s touched our lives. We love you for listening! Show us some love and leave a review on iTunes. Motherboard Cali Guys is an independent show, 100% self produced by the MBCG’s. If you get some enjoyment from what we’re doing here, consider supporting us and becoming a Patreon Member. We’ve got some goodies lined up in return.

    MBCG - 022 Special Guest: Drew Ackerman (Sleep With Me Podcast)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2018 98:28


    On This Episode: Drew Ackerman (Sleep With Me Podcast) Hangs Out / Human Bathtub Warmers / Adult Bedtime Stories / Nifty Package / 17 Questions With Drew

    MBCG - 021 Biscuit Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2018 54:52


    On This Episode: Computer Issues / Ice Skating / Tennis / Cheating / Biscuit Boy / Brandon Shares Used Food / Jordan Gives A Stupid Article To Discuss / Texts From Jarrod

    MBCG - 020 How The Motherboard Met

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2018 56:51


    On This Episode: How We Met / Animal People / Tipping / Jarrod Tells A Story / Starbucks / Grandma's Tattoos

    MBCG - 019 Corn/Korn

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2018 63:20


    On This Episode: Corn / Korn / Classic Rock Sucks(Is Good) / Parenting & Cell Phones / Light Phone 2 / Social Media & Happiness / Operation Nifty Package

    MBCG - 018 Queer Eye!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2018 67:14


    On This Episode: Edibles / Triple Rainbow / Lunada Bay Boys / Queer Eye

    MBCG - 017 Brandon Drinks Beer Using A Straw

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2018 57:05


    On This Episode: Straw Drinking / Shady Jordan / Candy Gang Bang Update / Sherbet / Brandon & 37 / Special Guest: Bojh Parker! http://www.bojhparker.com/

    MBCG - 016 Live From Las Vegas!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2018 78:34


    Las Vegas Special! On This Episode: Live from Las Vegas / Chet At The Front Desk / Kanye West / Fush & Chups / Texts From Jarrod

    MBCG - 015 Christmas Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2017 53:34


    On This Episode: Christmas Special! Reflecting on our first year / Is Subway Good? / Cheese Whiz / Star Wars / Nervous Neighbor Update / Operation Nifty Package Pt. 2

    MBCG - 014 Stuck In Fresno & Nervous Neighbors

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2017 51:36


    On This Episode: White Claw / Deodorant / Escape Rooms / Stuck In Fresno / Nervous Neighbors / Operation Nifty Package: Christmas Edition Bonus: Listen to us laugh about the Stuck In Fresno image (check our Soundcloud or blog to see it)

    MBCG - 013 Grand Canyon Brandon, Louis CK & 17 Questions With Jarrod

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2017 83:24


    On This Episode: Louis C.K. / Grand Canyon Brandon / Kate Beckinsale's Instagram Rules / 17 Questions with Jarrod / Who Wrote It: Bono or Anthony Kiedis

    MBCG - 012 Halloween Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2017 80:20


    On This Episode: Halloween Special! Costumes / Scary Movies / Ghosts / Aliens / Demons / Nifty Package Pt. 2

    MBCG - 011 Yas Queen!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2017 53:57


    On This Episode: Northern California Wildfires / New Star Wars Trailer / The Whole Cookie / Most Boring Man Alive / Yas Queen / Lady Gaga Rules / Coldplay Lyrics / Operation Nifty Package (Halloween Edition) Great Information for Helping Victims of the Wildfires: https://sf.curbed.com/2017/10/10/16453310/northern-california-wildfire-victims-volunteer-help

    MBCG - 010 Jordan VS. KROQ, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the FCC & 17 Questions With John

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2017 77:46


    On This Episode: Jordan VS. KROQ, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the FCC / Littering / Fan Follow Up / Text Messages from Jarrod / 17 Questions with John

    MBCG - 009 The Little Picnic Table

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2017 88:15


    On This Episode: Is Jim from The Office a dick? / Brandon and the Whole 30 / Jarrod Sends A Text / Little Trash Goes Into Big Trash / Confidence and The Little Picnic Table

    MBCG - 008 John & Jarrod Go It Alone

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2017 39:13


    DISCLAIMER: John & Jarrod go it alone... On This Episode: Wine / New Children / Friends & Seinfeld / Running With The Bulls / Jeff Buckley & I Shall Be Released

    MBCG - 007 Jarrod's Expecting A Baby Any Minute On This Cast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2017 61:56


    On This Episode: Ice Commercials / Baby Names / Placentas / Operation Nifty Package Pt. 2 Operation Nifty Package Music: Pharmakon - Bestial Burden itun.es/us/QFPU1 Die Antwoord - Donker Mag itun.es/us/U_Q9Z Dick Dale - The Very Best Of itun.es/us/_Ldpx Sufjan Stevens - Planetarium itun.es/us/cBKyib Various Artists - Frozen Soundtrack itun.es/us/VtDCR

    MBCG - 006 Operation Nifty Package & 17 Questions With Brandon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2017 69:59


    On This Episode: Cool Me Down Rags / Radiohead OKNOTOK / Operation Nifty Package / 17 Questions with Brandon Operation Nifty Package Music: Pharmakon - Bestial Burden https://itun.es/us/QFPU1 Die Antwoord - Donker Mag https://itun.es/us/U_Q9Z Dick Dale - The Very Best Of https://itun.es/us/_Ldpx Sufjan Stevens - Planetarium https://itun.es/us/cBKyib Various Artists - Frozen Soundtrack https://itun.es/us/VtDCR

    MBCG - 005 Jordan Uses A Fidget Spinner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2017 44:52


    On This Episode: Travel Tips & Stories / Surf Culture / What's The Policy On Seconds / What Will Austan Say / Fidget Spinner / Fortunate Islands

    MBCG - 004 Charles E. Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2017 40:40


    On This Episode: Charles E. Cheese / 2/3rds Diet / New Cheetos / Top 5's / How Jarrod Talks To His Dog, Frank

    MBCG - 003 Pt.2 Brandon Gets Drugged

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2017 70:22


    On This Episode: Motherboard Candy Guys / Las Vegas / Brandon Gets Drugged / Staying Up All Night / 17 Questions with Jordan

    MBCG - 003 Pt. 1 Chris Cornell and 17 Questions Begins With Sean

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2017 52:58


    On This Episode: Chris Cornell / 17 Questions with Sean / Jordan is Absent

    MBCG - 002 John Takes Pictures & Dancing All Night Is Unsafe

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2017 50:09


    On This Episode: Office Jokes / More Juice / Dancing All Night / Visitors Guide / Mid-thirties Skateboarding / Full Circle

    MBCG - 001 The Max Emails

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2017 54:26


    On This Episode: What's on the menu, Brandon? / What are you listening to that the rest of us don't get? / The Quiet Storm / The Max Emails

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