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a nightcore lifestyle podcast by Ash Nerve and Crash Beretta

PARADISE CROSSED

  • Apr 3, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 59m AVG DURATION
  • 22 EPISODES


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PC022 – FUTSAL SHUFFLE: LEGACY

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2020 64:51


FURRY CIA OP, DR PHIL CAUGHT MID TRANSFORMATION, BLACK SARCOPHAGUS SECRETS, GETTING DOME IN A SENSEDEP TANK. VISUAL ACCOMPANIMENT TO THIS EPISODE: ashnerve.com/pc022.pdf

PC021 – POD FUCKS AMERICA feat. LOOSE MEAT

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 69:17


It’s a Paradise Crossed-over event! Our big brothers in podcasting, Nate and Dave of Loose Meat and the Loose Lips podcast, sit down with Ash and Crash for a chaotic hour of laughs and nightcore. Topics discussed include: Warren on SNL, Pete on Kimmel, Disturbed’s cover of “Sound of Silence”, our favorite Ren Faire fire…

PC020 – A SPEEDRUN OF HETEROSEXUALITY

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2020 54:29


It is our mission that gives us purpose. TOPICS: confidence in Bernie, Bloomberg is worse than Trump, Trump’s special helicopter ride, crypto update, Guilty Gear, Billie Eilish conspiracy theories, Twitter optics, Chet Hanks, crab rave vs. crabcore, & Shoreline Mafia.

PC019 – A LITTLE DITTY ‘BOUT EMMA AND GRAHAM

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 66:14


In which Ash & Crash pick up the pieces of the failed American state. Crash reveals his secret slot machine technique. Ash suffers acute EDM poisoning. Together, they mourn the death of ambiguity and abstraction, but remain optimistic in the quest for truth and beauty. we ship https://nationalpost.com/news/meet-emma-a-creepy-life-sized-doll-who-represents-office-workers-of-the-future + http://www.meetgraham.com.au/ forever!

PC018 – PARADISE SHUFFLE 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2020 49:34


within: answers on how to achieve your dreams and defeat your enemies, with grace and poise, through the power of hard work.

PC017 – DICK CLARK’S NEW YEAR’S ROCKIN’ PENIS

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2020 43:29


Recorded on NYE 2020, Ash and Crash celebrate the accomplishments of the past ten years and look forward to a shining future. Crash is feeling savage. Ash reveals a shocking personal secret. But what is it??? Only one way to find out!

PC016 – SUGARNEPHEW

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2019 56:17


Good luck exploring the infinite podcast

PC015 – TUBE HOLLYWOOD feat. TOMMYNC2010

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2019 73:07


In which king of comedy and patron saint of content creators, TommyNC2010, calls into Paradise Headquarters and blesses us with a full interview. A consummate entertainer, Tommy was eager to take impression requests and give us his unfiltered opinion on any topic we threw at him. We discussed our craft, shared our favorite Nickelback songs,…

PC014 – BARDS OF THE THEATER OF THE MIND

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2019 73:01


The autumn feast of decadence has come and gone and it’s time to focus on inner calm and discipline. Fortunately, it’s nearly the Year of the Rat, and our money is looking reeeeeeal good. In the meantime, if anyone knows how to reach Garrett, we have a few people here who would like a word…

PC013 – ON THE DOUBTFIRE SPECTRUM

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2019 53:24


It’s our official Halloween episode! You may notice our soundboard has taken a rather spooky turn. In this ep, we answer listener questions. We also take the brave stance of coming out against the fat cats in Washington, and the clowns in Congress. You may need this photo for reference at one point: ( http://www.theamericanmirror.com/photo-hillary-looks-stunned-touring-east-harlem-apartment/)

PC012 – WE CAN LIVE LIKE BUSH AND ELLEN IF WE WANT

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2019 65:22


Sometimes even best friends who podcast can have serious disagreements. Fortunately, Ash and Crash are civilized enough to resolve these with a Gentlemen’s Quarrel. Whose side are you on? Only one way to find out!

PC011 – WILDING OUT IN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF DECAY

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 52:05


To take in an audio event such as a podcast – what a delight! What delights we are permitted in such an age of decadence. In this episode, Ash and Crash are preparing to go to a big rave. Stay tuned for discussion of the 6ix9ine trial, and Crash revealing his biggest health and fitness…

PC010 – THE LAST BASTION OF THE TRUE TRUE

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2019 60:53


Listen – we hate culture as much as you do. But as long as people keep making it, it’s our duty to discuss it.

PC009 – HE’S GOTTA BE SOMEBODY’S NEPHEW

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2019 59:33


He’s probably some uncle’s only light. Gonna shine tonight. Ash and Crash are BACK with new takes, a new nightcore playlist, and all the dumb sounds you could need to stimulate your tiny baby brain. Who’s a good podcast consumer?? You are!

PC008 – CAN BERNIE REACH THE OLD GODS?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 75:35


In this episode, you can observe in real time the effect of indica on the human brain. Crash finds the connections between the Epstein case and Naruto lore. Ash experiments with self-hypnosis. #NickelbackHasSoldOver50MillionAlbums

PC007 – IF OUR LOVE IS TRAGEDY WHY ARE YOU MY POST-NUT CLARITY?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2019 60:03


the squid girls discuss the arts (nightcore) and humanities (e-sports).

PC006 – TAYLOR SWIFT BOAT VETERANS FOR TRUTH

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2019 61:58


Culture is imploding and we love it! Experts are divided on the Cats trailer. Friendships come and go but anime is forever. Stick around til the end for Crash’s workout tips!

PC005 – POD SAVE UNITED STATES OF SMASH

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2019 51:10


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PC004 – NO HOMO ERECTUS

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2019 47:05


I’m scared already!

PC003 – SUMMER SOLSTICE RECAP

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2019 59:12


The mechs you like are coming back in style. Ash and Crash weigh in on the Evangelion news. Ash makes a really cursed mashup. Crash says “cars in carmedions doing coffee”

PC002 – HERE FOR THE BOOS

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2019 53:00


We review the moving new TommyNC2010 documentary, “28 Years Later”.

PC001 – CALL OF GOOGIE: POSTMODERN WARFARE

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2019 56:30


Our debut ep features an E3 roundup based on Crash’s on-the-ground reporting. there’s lots of talk about our favorite BoyBoy.

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