a nightcore lifestyle podcast by Ash Nerve and Crash Beretta
FURRY CIA OP, DR PHIL CAUGHT MID TRANSFORMATION, BLACK SARCOPHAGUS SECRETS, GETTING DOME IN A SENSEDEP TANK. VISUAL ACCOMPANIMENT TO THIS EPISODE: ashnerve.com/pc022.pdf
It’s a Paradise Crossed-over event! Our big brothers in podcasting, Nate and Dave of Loose Meat and the Loose Lips podcast, sit down with Ash and Crash for a chaotic hour of laughs and nightcore. Topics discussed include: Warren on SNL, Pete on Kimmel, Disturbed’s cover of “Sound of Silence”, our favorite Ren Faire fire…
It is our mission that gives us purpose. TOPICS: confidence in Bernie, Bloomberg is worse than Trump, Trump’s special helicopter ride, crypto update, Guilty Gear, Billie Eilish conspiracy theories, Twitter optics, Chet Hanks, crab rave vs. crabcore, & Shoreline Mafia.
In which Ash & Crash pick up the pieces of the failed American state. Crash reveals his secret slot machine technique. Ash suffers acute EDM poisoning. Together, they mourn the death of ambiguity and abstraction, but remain optimistic in the quest for truth and beauty. we ship https://nationalpost.com/news/meet-emma-a-creepy-life-sized-doll-who-represents-office-workers-of-the-future + http://www.meetgraham.com.au/ forever!
within: answers on how to achieve your dreams and defeat your enemies, with grace and poise, through the power of hard work.
Recorded on NYE 2020, Ash and Crash celebrate the accomplishments of the past ten years and look forward to a shining future. Crash is feeling savage. Ash reveals a shocking personal secret. But what is it??? Only one way to find out!
In which king of comedy and patron saint of content creators, TommyNC2010, calls into Paradise Headquarters and blesses us with a full interview. A consummate entertainer, Tommy was eager to take impression requests and give us his unfiltered opinion on any topic we threw at him. We discussed our craft, shared our favorite Nickelback songs,…
The autumn feast of decadence has come and gone and it’s time to focus on inner calm and discipline. Fortunately, it’s nearly the Year of the Rat, and our money is looking reeeeeeal good. In the meantime, if anyone knows how to reach Garrett, we have a few people here who would like a word…
It’s our official Halloween episode! You may notice our soundboard has taken a rather spooky turn. In this ep, we answer listener questions. We also take the brave stance of coming out against the fat cats in Washington, and the clowns in Congress. You may need this photo for reference at one point: ( http://www.theamericanmirror.com/photo-hillary-looks-stunned-touring-east-harlem-apartment/)
Sometimes even best friends who podcast can have serious disagreements. Fortunately, Ash and Crash are civilized enough to resolve these with a Gentlemen’s Quarrel. Whose side are you on? Only one way to find out!
To take in an audio event such as a podcast – what a delight! What delights we are permitted in such an age of decadence. In this episode, Ash and Crash are preparing to go to a big rave. Stay tuned for discussion of the 6ix9ine trial, and Crash revealing his biggest health and fitness…
Listen – we hate culture as much as you do. But as long as people keep making it, it’s our duty to discuss it.
He’s probably some uncle’s only light. Gonna shine tonight. Ash and Crash are BACK with new takes, a new nightcore playlist, and all the dumb sounds you could need to stimulate your tiny baby brain. Who’s a good podcast consumer?? You are!
In this episode, you can observe in real time the effect of indica on the human brain. Crash finds the connections between the Epstein case and Naruto lore. Ash experiments with self-hypnosis. #NickelbackHasSoldOver50MillionAlbums
the squid girls discuss the arts (nightcore) and humanities (e-sports).
Culture is imploding and we love it! Experts are divided on the Cats trailer. Friendships come and go but anime is forever. Stick around til the end for Crash’s workout tips!
The mechs you like are coming back in style. Ash and Crash weigh in on the Evangelion news. Ash makes a really cursed mashup. Crash says “cars in carmedions doing coffee”
We review the moving new TommyNC2010 documentary, “28 Years Later”.
Our debut ep features an E3 roundup based on Crash’s on-the-ground reporting. there’s lots of talk about our favorite BoyBoy.