RETold, a Harry Potter Book Club... kinda

AND WE'RE BACK!!! Let's get to the battlin'! This is a bananas mix of finding friends, labyrinth nonsense, and gut punch! We say goodbye to a much loved friend and that is hard! Leave your thoughts @ https://www.patreon.com/posts/33407493 or over on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

And it’s back to Hogwarts we go!!! Whether you like reunions, flying villains, or mother/daughter cat fights, this weeks reading has it all! Post thoughts and comments on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/32966308 or over on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Let's reset our chess pieces and then take turns blaming people for the death of a child!!! Does that sound fun? Too dark? What if I told you we see Neville? Cause guess what. WE SEE NEVILLE!!! Come check out the Twitter page @RetoldK or Patreon at www.patreon.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Let's deal with identity theft, respecting autonomy, and Dragon abuse! Not gonna lie folks... this chapter is heavy with deep stuff BUT IT'S IMPORTANT! lets get a look at our characters and what they will do, "FOR THE GREATER GOOD". Feel free to hang out over on Patreon www.patreon.com/retold or over on twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sorry for the delay but we’ve got another 2 episode week! Let’s hang out at Shell Cottage and say hello to friends both new and old! Leave your thoughts at https://www.patreon.com/posts/32289341 or on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sorry for the delay but we’ve got another 2 episode week! Let’s hang out at Shell Cottage and say hello to friends both new and old! Leave your thoughts at https://www.patreon.com/posts/32289341 or on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

AND WE’RE BACK!!! This week we start in a forest and end up on a beach... to be honest the whole middle is a mess! If you have thoughts or feelings leave them on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/posts/32074953 or over on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well this is just wacky! Let’s sit down to a nice bowl of burned underpants while we contemplate friendship then run for our lives while hiding a Gollum like obsession... sounds good? All that and more this week! Leave comments at https://www.patreon.com/posts/31728223 or over on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

RONS BACK!!! Also there’s a cool sword now and a weird deer that seems vaguely familiar... also let’s go visit a weird guy who is somewhere between Harvey the Rabbit and the Mad Hatter but more whimsical! yup! That’s the reading... no seriously... that’s actually in the book! Also, Gildarts wrote us a parody song so it’s in the attachment! leave comments at https://www.patreon.com/posts/31547470 or over on twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

HP DH ch 18This week we're just gonna get through this though one! How do we know if you're a good witch or a bad witch? what actions define you and does redemption even exist??? We also watch Hermione do one heck of a Hufflepuff impression! Leave comments at https://www.patreon.com/posts/31374756 or over on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we get creepy and creepier!!! Lets go to Halloween Town, chill in a cemetery, and go hang out at a witches house!!! leave comments at https://www.patreon.com/posts/31148176 or on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week is just RON HAS FEEEELZ!!! There's a bit about Kreacher and the fate of the magical world and Horcruxes but mostly just Ron and his feelings! leave comments at https://www.patreon.com/posts/30788401 or on twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we go from a lovely luncheon to wanting to toss our cookies... turns out the ministry isn’t what it used to be. Say hello to old enemies and some lovely friends leave comments on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/30615710 or on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My future son in law came for a visit so this is just 1 chapter. I’m going to try to get ch 12 recorded after he leaves.Join me as we get 2 visitors to Grimauld Place... frankly I don’t like either of them right now. leave comments here:https://www.patreon.com/posts/30412873 or on twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

ACCIO TISSUES! This week we return to a place of comfort, reconnect with loved ones, and ball like big babies as we listen to an unlikely new ally! Leave your comments on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/30269776 or on twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

ACCIO TISSUES! This week we return to a place of comfort, reconnect with loved ones, and ball like big babies as we listen to an unlikely new ally! Leave your comments on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/30269776 or on twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO BILL AND FLEURS WEDDING!!! Plus there’s also some stuff about wizarding estate law and I try to pull off a Bulgarian accent! All this and more on this weeks episode. You can leave your comments at https://www.patreon.com/posts/30041691 or over on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well oops? Ended up having to split this one too! Time to cry y’all. We say goodbye to a dear friend and then prep for the party we’ve all been waiting for!!! Leave comments at https://www.patreon.com/posts/29896549 or on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well oops? Ended up having to split this one too! Time to cry y’all. We say goodbye to a dear friend and then prep for the party we’ve all been waiting for!!! Leave comments at https://www.patreon.com/posts/29896549 or on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we say goodbye to Privet Drive... and other things *SPOILERS* and then we test out the plan for getting Harry to safety. Join Harry and 6 of his identical friends on this weeks episode! leave your thoughts on the Patreon page https://www.patreon.com/posts/29741480 or on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we say goodbye to Privet Drive... and other things *SPOILERS* and then we test out the plan for getting Harry to safety. Join Harry and 6 of his identical friends on this weeks episode! leave your thoughts on the Patreon page https://www.patreon.com/posts/29741480 or on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

WE FINALLY MADE IT TO DEATHLY HALLOWS!!! Let's talk chapters 1 and 2. Venture with me to Malfoy Manor where Voldy has set up shop and then to check in on Harry while he has a medical malady. come say hi on twitter or leave your comments here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/29503213 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

WE DID IT!!! We made it to the movie!!! I honestly forgot how beautiful this thing is! let me know what you think @RetoldK on Twitter or https://www.patreon.com/posts/29328437 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Guest Gretchen and talk about her new show and the HP universe! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sarah joins me once again to finish off the last 2 chapters of Half Blood Prince!!! its been a wild ride, thank you for being with me! if you want to leave thoughts or comments you can find the show on twitter @REToldK or on patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/28978725 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sarah joins me once again to finish off the last 2 chapters of Half Blood Prince!!! its been a wild ride, thank you for being with me! if you want to leave thoughts or comments you can find the show on twitter @REToldK or on patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/28978725 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Part 2!!! please look for Sarah on twitter @Other_girl and the podcast @Retoldpod. leave your thoughts there or head over to patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/28629096 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This will be a 2 part episode! Special guest Sarah joins me to talk about a tower, a tumble and a real sad thing. you can find Sarah on twitter @Other_girl or the pod @Retoldpod. leave your thoughts there or head over to patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/28629096 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This is a DARK WEEK!!! If you ever wanted to play a drinking game out of how many times I could compare Harry Potter to other works of fiction, this is not the week!!! Seriously, you could become very ill! It's a good reading, we go to the beach (kinda), have a swim (kinda) and contemplate deep magic from the dawn of time (really)! Find me on Twitter @RetoldK or on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/28429026 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Time to get these plot puppies wrangled and get some threads tied up in bows!!! leave comments at https://www.patreon.com/posts/28279479 or over on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we wait around for Draco in a hallway and then get a pinch of luck from Mr. Felises!!! Visit @RetoldK on twitter or chick here https://www.patreon.com/posts/28116484 to go to the patreon discussion page! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we meet Hokey and Hepzibah and have cookies with Lord Tom! also there's a wee bit about the end of the world! if you want to reach out you can leave messages on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/27930167 or over on Twitter @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we're finally back to 2 chapters! first we try to win over Slughorn then we listen to the best game commentary Sportsball has ever heard! Leave your thoughts here or head over to Twitter where you can find me @the_beccaeller or the show @RetoldK or head to https://www.patreon.com/posts/27733182 and leave a message on Patreon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we narrativize the ever-loving snot out of other peoples stories!!! leave thoughts and comments here https://www.patreon.com/posts/27560574 or head over to Twitter where you can find the show @RetoldK or me @the_beccaeller See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we enjoy Christmas with the Weasleys... right up until Percy ruins everything by bringing a gatecrasher! if you have thoughts or comments leave them here https://www.patreon.com/posts/27390616 or head to @RetoldK or @the_beccaeller on Twitter See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we get 2 plot points and a party... also maybe a werewolf??? if you have thoughts you can head over to Twitter where you can find the show @RetoldK, me personally @the_beccaeller or head over to Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/27198672 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

As it turns out this is absolutely a KISSING BOOK!!! There are more feelings, hormones and teen drama in this chapter then you can shake a Patronus at! if you'd like to leave feedback on Patreon click here https://www.patreon.com/posts/27032091 or head over to twitter where you can see whats up @RetoldK or @the_beccaeller See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we sit down with young Tom Riddle... not just any Tom, very important Tom... and find out what a young dark lord looks like up close and personal! You can come say hi over at https://www.patreon.com/posts/26867864 or on Twitter @the_beccaeller or @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This is a one chapter kinda week guys but not to worry its a good chapter... unless you're Katie Bell... then its real bad! if youd like to chat you can go to https://www.patreon.com/posts/26708237 or come hang out on Twitter @RwtoldK or @the_beccaeller See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we meet the Gaunt family and do a lot of sports! if you have things to say you can click here https://www.patreon.com/posts/26489410 r head to Twitter where the show is called @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week were only doing one chapter but its a good one! Excellent Neville and McG, Snape being awful and Slughorn actually being a good teacher!!! if youd like to come chat you can click this link https://www.patreon.com/posts/26362154 or you can head over to Twitter and find me @the_beccaeller and the show @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This is a big week for the trio and they are back at school! if you have thoughts or feelings you can go to https://www.patreon.com/posts/26176948 or head over to twitter where you can find the show @RetoldKtranscript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1pxovCmNNCHD_pDIdtvt35hm9IhIgfh_D/view?usp=sharing See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

And here it is, ch 6! Lets follow the kids through the ultimate threshold into Daigon Alley and end up playing Oceans 9 3/4! If you'd like to say hi you can fing the show on Twitter @RetoldK or me @the_beccaeller or you can pop over to the Patreon page https://www.patreon.com/posts/26003878 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week I get to gush about FLEUR!!! It would seem I had a lot of feelings because I had to split the episode... ch 6 is also posted tonight! If you'd like to say hi you can fing the show on Twitter @RetoldK or me @the_beccaeller or you can pop over to the Patreon page https://www.patreon.com/posts/26003878 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week is fun! Dumbledore is the host with the most even when its not his house and we get to meet Slughorn and I gush a lot!!! if you have thoughts or feelings to share you can post them to twitter @RetoldK or to me directly @the_beccaeller or if you'd like you can click this link https://www.patreon.com/posts/25660276 and come hang out on the patreon page which is open to everyone! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week Fudge is actually ok and I invented the phrase #FriendsDontLetFriendsBeHeathcliff! If you'd like to say hi or share thoughts click herehttps://www.patreon.com/posts/25509824or head over to Twitter where I am @the_beccaeller and the show is @REToldpod See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we're doing something different! on Bryan's suggestion lets look at OotP the movie and see what happened... spoiler... upon reflection I actually don't like this movie. I think it works better in a full watch-through because this movie is awkward!!! if you have thoughts or feelings you can come drop them on the Twitter page @RetoldK or you can click this link https://www.patreon.com/posts/25352204 and go to the Always Free Always Public Patreon page!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Here we are and who'd a thunk it! if you have thoughts or feelings feel free to find me on Twitter @RetoldK or @the_beccaeller or click here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/25171943 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week the battle continues and I get mad at Dumbledore for being secretive. If you'd like to share your thoughts you can do that by following this link https://www.patreon.com/posts/25014066 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week is a little different! I'm joined by my friend Sarah and we have a whole lot to say. if you'd like to hear part 2 of our discussion click this link https://www.patreon.com/posts/24829711 and for convenience the discussion will happen in the same place! you can fine me on twitter @the_beccaeller, the show @RetoldK and Sarah @other_girl See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week I compare everything to chess moves and Umbridge finally admits her past villainy!!!If you'd like to share your thoughts or feelings head to the Parteon link https://www.patreon.com/posts/ootp-ch-32-33-24657485 to share! its public and open to everyone! or head to Twitter where you can leave your thoughts @the_beccaeller or @RetoldK See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.