Six Second Cinema

It only makes sense that now that we are in a pandemic quarantine for the foreseeable future that we would make a list about celebrating stuff with other people, but in our defense, we recorded this when it was just starting up. The Google Drive with our lists: ive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1sisFIPpHOSSDEvXCaA9vTO_z2RmT6sbF Follow the show: @definitivelistpod Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Follow Michael: @springthorpe

If making lists about what “best represents” is a crutch, doggone it, this podcast has three broken legs! Listen as Jake Christie and Michael Springthorpe argue to determine the Magnificent Seven. That's right: the seven animals that best represent each of the continents. Are continents too big a landmass to effectively pick just ONE animal to represent them? Of course, but that question implies that this discussion was meant to be productive. The Google Drive with all of our lists, written out: https://iafisher.com/projects/cities/Zc7UyahudhPGugHlq0jurVKMN0GUascidJn1udDO1lk Follow the show: @DefinitiveList Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie Follow Michael: @springthorpeman Rate, review, subscribe.

If you've ever found yourself asking, “What color is April?” then congratulations, this list is for you. In this episode, hosts Michael Springthorpe & Jake Christie match every month of the year the color that represents it best. This is how we decided to spend a half hour of our lives. The Google Drive with all of our lists, written out: https://iafisher.com/projects/cities/Zc7UyahudhPGugHlq0jurVKMN0GUascidJn1udDO1lk Follow the show: @DefinitiveList Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie Follow Michael: @springthorpeman Rate, review, subscribe.

Six Second Cinema makes a triumphant return with Vines that take place in everyone's favorite location: the classroom. Shut up!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCDwL7kOgo Whoever threw that paper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG9tKgdSYaY Hello hello hello: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsUBRCdEDYY Girl gets pushed off desk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_XEXPGXphw Kid jumps and puts whole in floor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_D4nUg_4o Follow Michael: @springthorpeman Follow Jake: @thejakechristie

SIX SECOND CINEMA is back with the Internet’s favorite subject: Angry White Boys. Listen as Jake Christie and Michael Springthorpe go through their favorite Vines with white, male children who have too much suburban angst flowing through their veins. Future US Army Soldier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoogkKSFES0 He Fuckin Pushed Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIEQRuagMO0 Watch the Light: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPkRE-nBf8Y Excuse My Potty Mouthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92mBy8yweqY I Don’t Care You Broke Your Elbow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr_kkWVnHoo

Merry Holidays, folks. The Six Second Santa is a day late on delivering a special present: Christmas Vines! Here are the links: Merry Chrysler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlWrgjr3Tg Myrrh...der: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y7EBA5GMJk It's a Chris Pine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-Ow6Df9so All I Want For Christmas...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f582k_HXhm8 Venus Flytrap Santa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hlLGix6qG8

We're back with five more Vines to induct into the Vine Canon. This week's category is about when ungrateful children prank their loving mothers. Check out the vines we reference in the links below: That's What Good P---- Sounds Like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6W1nCokqM4 a quién le estás diciendo shut up tu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h8OatmABk8 Lipstick in Your Valentino Bag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzTlPjgJfTk Sarah, the Grapes!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovm-ywrerac Mom Spitting Out Toothpaste: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8WD76buXKA Follow Springthorpe: @springthorpeman Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie

HERE IT IS. The first episode of Six Second Cinema, the podcast that recounts the most significant, canonical Vines. Our first episode features five “Vines that Didn’t Go As Planned.” Find every Vine mentioned in the links below! Back at it Again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SunaZVRxHcs Who Want Lasagna: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J83TlMqIjng Banana Peel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRTj6SDaqKQ Free Taco: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awb52CELKXo I’m a Giraffe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO4LaAHJqxw Follow Springthorpe: @springthorpeman Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie