Takes of our Lives

The guys cross a bridge too far as they review the imminently criticizable sequel to Bridget Jones Diary - The Edge of Reason. Vince has a bad trip on a Thai beach. Steve forgets where Germany is.

The boys are back to dissect the silver screen adaptation of Bridget Jones Diary in a discussion about dating after 30 in the age of the answering machine. Steve shows up overdressed to a tarts and vicars party. Vince brews a batch of blue soup.

Vince and Steve shake things up in their Season 2 return with a mini-series about the woman who bridged the Atlantic to start a rom-com dynasty: Bridget Jones. The duo begins their saga with a discussion about the novel, and how the answer to the age old question of 'Darcy or Cleaver?' might just be 'Gav.'

Take of Our Live wraps up the Season 2 miniseries with an investigation of the last leg of the Bridget Jones trilogy. In diving into Bridget Jones Baby, we find out if Vince really knows the secret to love, or if it's all just numbers on a screen. Steve dances to Gangnam Style.

Vince and Steve sign off for season one with a rundown of all the hottest takes, coolest moments, and lukewarm Luke performances of one of the 2000's most memorable pieces of primetime media.

The sun sets on season one of Takes of Our Lives. Vince sets himself up for a take that will take care of him for the rest of his life. Steve sets sail for Tahiti.

The takes are as high as the stakes in the crapshoot that is the penultimate season one bachelor party. Steve has a bowling alley in his hotel room. Vince says a risky take and ends up in debt to the wrong UNLV student.

Steve cannot keep his takes about Aunt Cindy hidden for long. Vince's rambling takes about lunchtime conversation land him in hot water with the audience's dad.

The guys are finally ready to commit to their takes about Israeli couscous. Vince struggles to get his liquor license sorted out. Steve rocks out to Seger.

Steve is running scared at the news of Nana coming to Takes of Our Lives. Vince kills it memorizing the Seder.

Takes of Our Lives gets meta in a conversation about just how old its hosts really are. Steve shows off his band's mixtape. Vince rescues a dancer from her voluntary, paying job.

Takes of Our Lives says farewell to their favorite poorly-dressed pixie powerhouse. Vince has an affair with a much older take. Steve goes to Pittsburg.

Vince does a left turn and suddenly insists he's always enjoyed making his takes in Spanish. Steve is the first person to ever contract a coffee shop to cater an event.

Vince has performance issues as he prepares to take the plunge on formative take. Steve is finding it hard to move on after everything that happened with Oliver.

Things with Oliver come to a head as Steve and the bellhops try to talk him off a ledge. Vince has Kirsten deliver his bad takes for him.

The boys argue about who's mom's takes are better. Steve invests his life savings in a particularly risky take. Vince goes too big.

The boys head to Palm Springs for a much needed vacation. Steve tees up takes about Anna's golf outfit. Vince goes to bed early with a take or two about the Cabbage Patch Kids.

Vince haggles over where to get some clean takes as Hailey holds the Cohen family hostage. Steve just wants to find a decent bagel.

It's New Year's Eve, Vince's favorite night of the year, but Steve is threatening harmony by wanting to spice up the show with a ménage à takes. Will the boys decide on which party they liked best by midnight?

The boys are on the bench as Takes of Our Wives welcomes Sara and Sarah to the show to discuss what they think of the essential Seth Cohen starter pack and whether it's possible for them to really just be friends.

Vince grapples with whether or not his latest take is a "booty call." Steve is still nursing a hangover from Thanksgiving margaritas.

Steve struggles to decide whether Soundtracked or B's Get Degrees is the right segment for him. Vince visits his bad takes about Marissa in prison.

Vince's takes threaten to destroy a biodiverse tract of protected wetlands. Steve doesn't know whether his feelings about Takedown Breakdown are real or just a passing fling.

Vince goes out for the soccer team but Steve is still stinging from the rash reputation his TJ takes have earned him.

Steve goes undercover as a candy striper to sneak some medical-grade takes into the episode. Vince skips his entrance exam with no consequences.

It's the TJ episode! Steve tries to stop from having a rage blackout as Vince jams out to his favorite song: Out of Control, by the Chemical Brothers.

Vince gets serious in his takes about Gabby. Steve can't believe Sandy would betray him by trying to talk Kirsten out of her career in real estate.

Steve rolls into town with a few takes from the wrong side of the tracks. Vince gets in over his head bringing a knife to a take fight.

It's cotillion at Takes of Our Lives and Vince is having no luck white knighting for his dream take. Steve throws punches on the dance floor.

Steve puts all his chips on the table in a take about Dawn Atwood. Vince doubles down on doubts that the Cohen house always wins.

Vince starts a fire with some irresponsibly hot takes, but Steve doesn't let bridges burn when he runs back to rescue him from himself.

Vince and Steve kick off Takes of our Lives season one with their own pilot about the classic pilot of one of the early 2000's most memorable prime time soap operas: the OC.