News And Opinions From A Disgruntled Mind
Daddy Loves You, Son: http://tinyurl.com/pdynb7 Flying Way Too Low: http://tinyurl.com/q8r45a Necro-filling-that!: http://tinyurl.com/pda8m2 Zap Them While They're Young: http://tinyurl.com/p3j9h7 China Cool: http://tinyurl.com/pa6uq7 China Not So Cool: http://tinyurl.com/rc5yk7 Crazy Ass Bitch: http://tinyurl.com/ocvvug And A Few More Things If You're Bored At Work... There's A Pile In The Albert Hall: http://tinyurl.com/pu7uuu Ramsey In A Box: http://tinyurl.com/dnluws
Crazy Cartoon Brawl: http://tinyurl.com/cvdnyv Numpty Of The Day: http://tinyurl.com/r9zygp The FBI's Easiest Case: http://tinyurl.com/qxjk7o Rape + Pygmy = Superpowers: http://tinyurl.com/phqlpe C.A.B.: http://tinyurl.com/dd37fs More Goodies: 'Street View' Scrap Book: http://tinyurl.com/by3ax3 Super Massive Cunt: http://tinyurl.com/r78wlh
This has nothing to do with me but I had to release it due to it's sheer brilliance! This is a recording taken from the ASDA Complaints Line. The call is a hoax but absolutely brilliant! Here is the story that goes with it: http://tinyurl.com/qcbt2g
Smokey China: http://tinyurl.com/cm8rse Whack Attack: http://tinyurl.com/phxawc U2 Prophecy: http://tinyurl.com/d6k6uc Prison Break?: http://tinyurl.com/pp53x6 Groom and Grizzly: http://tinyurl.com/oy5uem The Other Crazy Ass Bitch: http://tinyurl.com/c8baux Here are some other things I found on the Net which are worth a gander: 'I'm in the White House ROFL!!!': http://tinyurl.com/c6xwab Swine Flu? It's not so bad: http://tinyurl.com/dyncbb
Another old, unreleased comedy sketch from way back
http://www.doihaveswineflu.org/ This podcast is a pig free zone, so no Jade Goody jokes. A Hobbit?: http://tinyurl.com/d2xmht Dangling Man: http://tinyurl.com/csk9dp Fire Man: http://tinyurl.com/cp5sdw New York Panic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aE-7BWoC7U Cock Up In Porn Industry: http://tinyurl.com/cbzhho CAB: http://tinyurl.com/cfg29d
This is a sketch I did for Channel 4 radio last year, but was never aired because the funding was cut before they even started. I did 3 in total, and I'll upload one each week as well as the new podcast
This week, I'm possessed by a Fox News Anchorman. Disabled Idiot: http://tinyurl.com/dgj9em An Annoymous Tip: http://tinyurl.com/ddgta4 Ketchup Thief: http://tinyurl.com/d7c4rk Breast Milk Cancer Cure?: http://tinyurl.com/dm3ymw The Pee Spree: http://tinyurl.com/chaufp C.A.B. : http://tinyurl.com/dj5cgz
It's a bonus podcast, mid-week! I say it's about 3 minutes long, it's actually over 9 minutes long. All about this: http://tinyurl.com/2at7gg
10th Podcast and still no fine from Ofcom. Let's keep it going 101 Things To Do With A Corpse http://digg.com/d1oKsC Dead Leg http://digg.com/d1oI4N Rambo http://tinyurl.com/cjnpq4 Woody vs Zombie http://digg.com/d1oS8u Inflight Pee Attack http://tinyurl.com/cyafrk CAB http://digg.com/d1oTq2 And as a bonus, here's the stories that didn't make the cut Cup Inflation http://tinyurl.com/d257nn Booze Delivery http://tinyurl.com/c8kx32 Sexy White House http://tinyurl.com/c5t67z Bad Time To Fart http://tinyurl.com/dc9ezb
What happens when you apply sleep deprivation to a man with a microphone. Glue Woman: http://tinyurl.com/djzo96 Racoon Lover: http://digg.com/d1o084 Porn Flakes: http://tinyurl.com/chbdvd Tall Dead Guy: http://tinyurl.com/df4crz Zombie Austen: http://tinyurl.com/bmtgcu Crazy Ass Bitch: http://digg.com/d1o1JX
This podcast originally had a very distasteful joke in it, so this is the version less likely to get me lynched. Breast tracking, DUI's on bar furniture, Irish accidents, stink free boxers and the ultimate beer trophy!
It's the lucky number 7 podcast. I discuss unemployment woes, the Joker returns, the unluckiest man alive, blaming Satan, Glamourous guns, biting off wangs and something else!
Super Hyper Coffee show this week. Discussing blowing, gorging, stealing, snorting, and a few other nasty verbs
Pod-mo No.5 Horses pulling off bollocks, dead guy mistaken for fish, dope hidden in spinach, criminal breaks into jail, psycho girlfirends. Oh what a list!
Numbero 4o Discussing Disney being Satan, drunk birds, stoned cats, hamsters cleaning, fishy phones and armed robbers looking for Johnny.
The trilogy is complete! But as always expect a lot more sequels. This week I discuss snakes on planes, tasering naked people, twittering John McCain, pee-sprees, Kayne West's sexy computer game and the worst tattoo in history!
The second episode of The Chris Bound Podcast is now up for your listening pleasure. Talking about pregnant teens, drunk/stupid Americans, mouthwash, social networking for the terminally ill and one bad driver!
Here is the pilot for my new political, informative and always hilarious podcast. Firstly, I discuss George Bush's Death, the link between obesity and stupidity and celebrity beating women. Enjoy