Four adults. Three pieces of shiterature. Three days? Not really, because we'd probably die. The Trashochists' Guide to Modern Shiterature is a shiny new podcast about the global phenomena of Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey, and After. Armed with nothing but their brains and copious amounts of intoxi…
Would you like to play a game? The Trashos attempt, led by Dee, to identify quotes from 3 seminal pieces of vampire literature: Bram Stoker's Dracula, Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire, and Anonymous's My Immortal...................you horny simpletons.
-coach z voice- sprank me with ur papple daddy.....
In Marian Engel's 1976 disasterpiece 'Bear', in which a lady fucks a bear, bear-fucking takes place. She fucks a bear. SHE FUCKS A BEAR, GUYS.
The Worst Chapter is an anagram of "Worth? Crap teeths."
Peter agreed to read one of the worst bits of the book: The Rape Contract!
SERIOUSLY
The French call it 'le petit mort', but I think in this case it tends to causes us to 'le petit snort'.
The Most Boringest Morning After Scene Ever
Dee you promised you wouldn't fuck around with that anymore
Sprank me so harmd, Dangdy!
-crash voice- whoa
Virginity is a fake concept, you don't have to bleed when you have sex the first time, hang E.L. James by her thumbs from the Seattle Space Needle
Plink plink plink. Plink plink plink.
R.I.P. Dee 19?? - 2019
Ana Steele: 'lost' her 'virginity'; the Trashochists: lose their gourds
Not to be mistaken for the feral clans of cishet asexuals that roam the Internet. The Venn diagram, however, is a circle.
Not at all. Next question.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sweet dreams are made of cheese/Who am I to dis a brie
Eh? Eh????
When you need to, when you want to, when you should. Use that wonderful little word when you're uncomfortable, darlings.
Why do some people love changing the subject? Speaking of,
Don't libate and dominate.
Whoever wins, we still lose.
You're gonna stick to that bed like a wet dog, dawg.
AT LEAST TRY A LITTLE FUCKING BIT.
Beautiful. Delicious. Strike them from the lexicon!
We were so close, but like Icarus we flew t - GOD DAMMIT ITS INFECTING MY BRAINS
"No...no, it's cool...I'm sure the crib is very sturdy, but I would like to have my weed now, please."
DO NOT DRINK THE WINE, ANA!
The fifth cohost almost makes disaster strike.
What the fuck is the significance of the name 'Escala'?
The first bondage scene in the book is about as sexy as a wet sack of gravel.
Christian Grey is a consummate fucking weirdo, and not in a cool way.
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