Today's Tea with Kenny P. - a comedy podcast

Ken Drinks Sunny C tea as he talks about Christmas in 2020. Then he helps out a kid who’s afraid of Scotty LeClerk on another one of his Thereputical Walks. Today’s Tea:  Sunny C Follow Kenny P. on Twitter @PeleKen Please send your questions, thoughts, and feedback to ken@todaysteawithkennyp.com.

Ken Drinks Peppermint and cacao tea as he brags about his new boots. Then he goes on another one of those therapeutical walks where he helps a lady overcome a strange addiction. Today’s Tea: Egentid Peppermint Tea with Cocoa Follow Kenny P. on Twitter @PeleKen Please send your questions, thoughts, and feedback to ken@todaysteawithkennyp.com.

Kenny P. goes on a walk in which he performs unqualified therapy on a troubled caller. Today’s Tea: David’s Tea Turmeric Glow Follow Kenny P. on Twitter @PeleKen Please send your questions, thoughts, and feedback to ken@todaysteawithkennyp.com.

Kenny comes up with some uniquely Canadian whimsy to add to the holiday season. Today’s Tea: Maple Apple Cider Herbal Tea. Follow Kenny P. on Twitter @PeleKen Please send your questions, thoughts, and feedback to ken@todaysteawithkennyp.com.

Kenny seems to be auditioning for some, possibly imaginary, podcast reality show as he drinks pu’erh tea. Today’s Tea: Sticky Rice Pu’erh. Follow Kenny P. on Twitter @PeleKen Please send your questions, thoughts, and feedback to ken@todaysteawithkennyp.com.

I wasn’t really using the feed, so I figured I’d loan it out to these guys for the time being. Ken  

Ken returns from a long hiatus to discuss existential hot beverage crisis. Then, we listen in on a pilot episode for some office conflict reality show. Today’s Tea: Pokka Green Tea. Follow Kenny P. on Twitter @PeleKen Please send your questions, thoughts, and feedback to ken@todaysteawithkennyp.com.  

Ken goes on this head journey thing that becomes a shameless request for iTunes reviews. Then, he flips out drinking Tetley’s Signature Collection Keep Calm and Sip On. After which, he speaks with a couple about their tea-related, crowdfunded invention. Buckle up Dear Listener and be sure to tighten your adjustable buckle strap.   Today’s […]

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Ken connects with a younger demo as he drinks Bubblegum Fruit Tea. And then, I don’t even know how to describe what happens next dear listener, you’ll have to listen and see if you can make sense of it. Today’s Tea: Steeped Tea: Bubblegum Fruit Tea. Follow Kenny P. on twitter @PeleKen Please send your […]

Ken drinks Kombucha as he learns about Symbiotic Cultures Of Bacteria and Yeast. Of course, he finds a way to relate it to Star Trek somehow. Then Ken meets a Scoby enthusiast named Allison Smeckle. Today’s Tea: GT’s Original Kombucha Follow Kenny P. on twitter @PeleKen Please send your questions, thoughts, and feedback to ken@todaysteawithkennyp.com.

It’s Valentine’s Day, so Ken drinks Celestial Seasonings Peach Passion. Then Ken talks about ThunderCats or something. Honestly, does he even pretend this podcast is about tea anymore? Happy Valentine’s Day Dear Listener

Ken revisits Oh-fuku-cha and this time does it right. Then Ken revisits the predictions he made at the start of 2016 and we check in on how he made out on those resolutions. After which, he reads a story he wrote as punishment for not accomplishing said resolutions. Today’s Tea: Oh-fuku-cha Follow Kenny P. on […]

This one is one of those Holiday Specials, so it’s pretty much all over the place. Ken drinks Grinch Tea at some point. Today’s Tea: Grinch Tea Follow Kenny P. on twitter @PeleKen Please send your questions, thoughts and feedback to ken@todaysteawithkennyp.com.

Ken talks about his eyebrows as he drinks precious eyebrows tea. Then he explains why he’s just signed up for a social network your grandma has been on for years. After which, we listen in on a call to a pet grief hotline. Today’s Tea: Precious Eyebrows Follow Kenny P. on twitter @PeleKen Please send […]

Ken reflects on a sacred land with candy trees as he drinks Canada True Maple Herbal. Then he takes a beloved and cherished children’s book and makes it dumb. After which, he talks about a technology prankster of sorts. Today’s Tea: Canada True Maple Herbal Follow Kenny P. on twitter @PeleKen Please send your questions, […]

Ken discusses Halloween the spookiest of holidays as he drinks Smokey Russian Caravan. Then the whole thing goes off the rails as Ken is haunted by a cursed tea spectre. There isn’t a third segment because how do you follow up a cursed tea spectre? Today’s Tea:  Smokey Russian Caravan Follow Kenny P. on twitter […]

Ken pretends he’s a real survivalist woodsman as he drinks Roasted Twig tea. Then Ken tries to avoid his lack of Trekstra progress by changing the subject with rants about notebooks and retweets. After which, we meet Ken’s Alf obsessed neighbour and get a sample of his podcast. Today’s Tea:  Roasted Twig Follow Kenny P. […]

Ken discusses how toasted tastes better as he drinks Genmaicha Satsuki. Then Ken has delusions of grandeur as he embarks on a hero’s journey. After which, Ken gets all theatrical with an audio drama. Today’s Tea:  Genmaicha Satsuki Follow Kenny P. on twitter @PeleKen Please send your questions, thoughts and feedback to ken@todaysteawithkennyp.com.

Ken and phone squabble as we drink Ethereal Bliss Happiness Chai. Then Ken talks about his (lack of) plan to become a Trek extra (Trekstra). After which, Ken interviews the Marketing Manager of Ethereal Bliss Tea. Today’s Tea: Ethereal Bliss Happiness Chai Follow Kenny P. on twitter @PeleKen Please send your questions, thoughts and feedback […]

Ken gets a nostalgia blast as he drinks Youth Elixir Tea. Then Ken talks about the goings on at Toronto Comic Con 2016. After which, Ken reads an email and gets all melancholy like a big chubby baby what needs his bink bink. Today’s Tea: Tea Squared – Youth Elixir Follow Kenny P. on twitter […]

Ken is surprised to find he enjoys licorice tea. Then Ken tells a roundabout story of police interaction. After which, we interview an artificial not-so-intelligence. Today’s Tea: Yogi Egyptian Licorice Follow Kenny P. on twitter @PeleKen Please send your questions, thoughts and feedback to ken@todaysteawithkennyp.com.

Ken spices things up as he drinks Chilli Chai. Then Ken has a tough love intervention. After which, we hear about the effects of awkward teenage over enthusiasm on girls. Today’s Tea: Tea Pigs Chilli Chai Follow Kenny P. on twitter @PeleKen Please send your questions, thoughts and feedback to ken@todaysteawithkennyp.com.