You Should Have Read This Yourself

Lanie and Michael have been doing this for 15 episodes and they’re exhausted from all the Russian names and the bad British accents and the American booze they’ve had to deal with. It shows in this episode, America. Tune in for the quote, “Suck it, Manafort!” 

Here the brave team enters into figure out what the Daily Beast and the Italian Secret Service knew about this abstraction from justice.  People might want to harm you for knowing all this stuff.  Here we go!

This is Lanie and Michael’s first live recording of the podcast, and they had an amazing crowd of fans help them out with the reading of the Mueller Report. Live from Crush in Portland, Oregon, we read about the fateful meeting at Trump Tower in June 2016, when everyone met with the Russians and no … Continue reading Episode 13: Live from CRUSH Bar →

Lanie and Michael aren’t reading the Mueller Report for this episode, we’re just giving you a drunken rant about the opening of the impeachment inquiry. Highlights include our assessment of which politicians were born evil and which ones sold their souls along the way, discussions about Downton Abbey, Elton John, Mitch McConnell, Marlon Brando and … Continue reading Impeachment Week Special Episode →

Lanie and Michael have to re-record Episode 12 because Adam the Producer left them alone with technology and they deleted the original recording. They deal with this hardship in their usual classy, resilient fashion, and get drunk. They’re not sure what happens in this one, but it involves Jeff Sessions meeting or not meeting with … Continue reading Episode 12: Drunk Episode 2 →

EPISODE 11 IS BEING RE-PUBLISHED DUE TO AN EARLY CUT-OFF ERROR LAST WEEK. HERE IT IS AGAIN, SKIP TO 20 MINUTES IN IF YOU WANT TO HEAR FROM WHERE IT WAS CUT OFF LAST WEEK. Carter Page tries to both get rich AND outsmart Russian intelligence officials. None of that goes well for him. Michael … Continue reading Episode 11a- Carter Page is Male 1 and he’s broke AF- Directors Cut →

Carter Page tries to both get rich AND outsmart Russian intelligence officials. None of that goes well for him. Michael dyes his Bush-Putin back-channel to celebrate Page’s downfall and Lanie continues her murder spree on every Russian name she encounters. New team member Evan finally opens up and delivers our podcast’s most tender moment ever.

Lanie and Michael tell you the sad tale of the rise and fall of Lanie’s favorite character, George Papadopoulos. We also welcome our new team member, Evan, in the studio; Lanie murders a few more names and Michael makes everything about himself. Again. It’s super cute!

We get the premiere of Michael’s new segment, and trust us, you’re going to LOVE it. At least, Michael thinks you will. Also, you won’t believe what we had to go through to get our ads for the show approved by Facebook because they had to verify that we’re not Russians trying to hack the … Continue reading Episode 9- Can We Just Talk About Me for a Minute →

We take a new approach to reading the Mueller Report! Starting in this episode, we’ll now be reacting to the information as we’re reading it. We’re getting deep into the links between the Trump campaign and Russia in this one, and some of these skeevy characters really get under Lanie’s skin. You get a Lanie … Continue reading Episode 8- THIS MOTHER →