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The gang FINALLY get back together for one last little chat about american food, CD collections, ingrowing hairs and of course Friends. We're friends, you're friends lets be better friends.

Alien Prison Food Season 3 Episode 8 by AlienPrisonFood

This weekly month of the day the gang eat lots of things that are white and then talk about how horrible words about the internet are. LOL BLOCK DELETE

This week/month/day the gang eat some weird sweets from Japan, talk about Craig David, dogging and gender alignment...just casual.

After a somewhat extended hiatus the gang are finally back - we bring some gross out and some genuine APF to eat. Its nice to be back.

This week the team talk about bullies at Kaylas gym class and why people are idiots. PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.

EDITING IS HARD - I HAD TO EDIT THIS...A BIT. This week we talk about self editing and being artists a bit.

This week the gang are joined by a very special guest Luke Jones (@lukejones) to chat about living (and eating) in America while being English. WORD.

The gang are back for Season 3 - sorry it took a while. Things are shorter but also sharper and more often. GET WITH IT. THIS WEEK - PUBLIC FIGHTING

ITS CHRIIIIIIIIIIISTMAS (again). The gang tackle your Christmas party problems and talk with dental guards in...what is not to enjoy?

A new voice speaks from the ether of car sharing, we get cathartic about the fall of western civilisation and wonder who gets paid to write those awful slogan t-shirts. Imagine how good it would be if you listened!

SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE. The gang discuss nightmares before commencing a real actual live seance (for real).

Nugget nugget nugget! Here's season 2, episode 7 of Alien Prison Food, where we trip over our words, learn Swedish (vaguely) and hear how Kayla and Jon almost had to re-enact an episode of Friends on a beach in Australia.

This week the gang talk bodies - disgusting bodies, preserved bodies, spotty bodies. We also try and make each other laugh and say some stupid names that belong to footballers

This month the team discuss weird genres, stupid rich people, being the new person at work and surveillance. It is your life now - spend it doing THIS.

The team are this month concerned with friends, tv spin-offs, goths and have go at being agony aunts for teenagers. Listen to their crooning now!

After a slight delay the team return to discuss drinking weeds, the perfect JML product and why are we all so lonely. Imagine how good it is

Ready yourself for another dazzling episode of Alien Prison Food, where we consume food in actual alien prisons, separate fact from fiction and wonder why we even bother turning up. ENJOY

We have returned for another helping of alien prison food after our winter hiatus, and the team have been busy hiding indoors, getting angry about tourism technology and cat faeces. Have a listen, imagine how good it could be...

The gang are back for EP 11 no less. Reviewing the year and tipping their hats towards christmas. What has happened? What should have happened? ENJOY!!!

Ten whole episodes in and the team are still going, dreaming of being stuck in an alien prison, Michael Jackson's leaning and what the hell fried chicken is. Have a listen, imagine how good it will be!

It's Episode 9! The team have been on their holidays and have returned bringing tales of squid, dark art and folklore. Imagine how good it would be to listen to that!

OH OOOOOPS WE GOT TO EPISODE 8.....8PF IF YOU LIKE (no one does). WELL DONE EVERYONE ITS TIME TO HAVE A LISTEN ABOUT IT. DON'T BELIEVE ME NOW JUST READ THE BIT BELOW AND THEN BELIEVE ME. On this weeks month we talk about the PM and his Bacon fetish. We review Banksy's Dismaland. We have some APF sent to us and a problem about the right change. We talk some darkness about animals and we plug Rob and talk about The Man Who Fell To Earth.

OH HELLO FANS OF EPISODE 7 ARE IN FOR A TREAT BECAUSE ITS EPISODE 7 ITS A LITTLE LATE AND WE'RE SORRY BUT DON'T WORRY ANYMORE BECAUSE ITS AWESOME>>>>>>>THIS WEEK: A rotton APF, an infested APF A book and CD make review club THE DARKEST DARKNESS Some rank gettiquett and festival chat SOME RAMBLES ABOUT HULK HOGAN AND DONALD TRUMP And lots lots lots lots more. Producer Kayla was ill but producer Tubby held the fort.

EPISODE 6 IS HERE RIGHT NOW. Lots of it is accidentally about death but don't worry because lots of is about forgetting peoples names and faces - eating insects and puking up nice meals. We review some wide ranging media from sleep tapes to pet-metal (yes its a thing). GET ON THE TRAIN YOU DON'T NEED A TICKET JUST DO IT ALREADY.

EPISODE 5 IS HERE RIGHT NOW ABOUT IT AWESOME>>>> This month we discuss FIFA and E3. Rob reviews Uber, the controversial taxi company/mobile app and we cover some problems and darkness. ALSO SPECIAL JURASSIC WORLD SPOILER BIT AT THE END.

Welcome to Episode FOUR of APF - we didn't expect to make it this far and neither should you(?) A strong episode for sure. We cover the new government, nearly doing a poo in your pants and we welcome TWO bits of fan mail - one of which we eat live on air. ITS A GOOD ONE GUYS SO GET ON IT.

Episode three of Alien Prison Food is here. Back from Bloc and ready to go!!!!! From the new star wars trailer through to feeling like an idiot and watching the exorcist too young - episode three is easily better than episode two and on a par with one x @alienprisonfood https://www.facebook.com/alienprisonfood https://alienprisonfood.wordpress.com/

Episode two of Alien Prison Food is here. From euthanasia to snot, racial tensions to cattle auctioneers. Its a hum-dinger. Sorry for the tinnitus buzz throughout - it won't happen again. ENJOY

Alien Prison Food is a monthly podcast with a weekly format. Topical and non topical discussions about existential anxiety and stuff. APF is a podcast where Rob Matthews and Jon Worsley talk to each other with moderation and some minimal production by Kayla Painter. You can tweet us : @alienprisonfood #APF