Anything But Qualified

We watch one of Ryan's favorite films, and cant stop talking about the chief's wife.

We watch Zach's favorite movie, you're expecting a joke here, but nope... its his favorite.

we watch a non-tittie-anime, talk anthology films, recast the live version and maybe talk about art?

The boys end up watching one of their favorite movies, we wonder what happened to Randy Quaid and Taylor's got a story that keeps us post credits.

We're back baby, pause the movie when the Orion Pictures Logo has faded to black.

Ryan and Zach reopen old wounds by endlessly talking about Prometheus. We also discuss this one too.

Zach and Ryan talk about that one time Ryan tried to walk out of a movie.

Zach and Ryan continue Shya-MAY-lan-athon with surprising results. I superhero film about child abduction?

Ryan and Zach discuss M Night Shyamalan in a fairly positive light for this introduction to M Night ShyaMAYlan-athon.

Ryan and Taylor talk tings out. We also didn't hate the whole experience.

Ryan and Zach talk in length about Get Out, we honestly think you should watch it before listening.

Ryan, Zach, and Taylor try something different. Don't worry, we tell you how to set this up.

Kelly, Zach, Ryan, and Taylor watch the next two movies in this franchise, those awkward teenage years of a franchise.

Ryan, Kelly and Zach talk classics, recast 12 angry men, become shock-jocks and converse about communication. We also have a deadpool.

Ryan, Zach and Kelly check out some films from Hayao Miyazaki through varying degrees of nostalgia glasses, and really question if these hold up as genuinely good kids films today.

Kelly, Zach, and Ryan delve into a few more classics. The gang imitate Jimmy Stewart, wrap their brains around how people kissed in 50's movies, and find a new favorite film.

Kelly, Ryan and Special Returning Guest: Flynt tackle the latest pile of burning garbage from Marvel Studios.

Kelly, Zach and Ryan talk foreign horror films, play "whos the team", and finish October in style.

Zach, Ryan and Kelly praise practical effects for and hour.

Ryan and Zach look at home invasion movies as a genre through 2 beautiful examples. Well, really one. Maybe one.

Ryan, Zach and Taylor talk about some big budget hit must watch TV shows that your friends are shoving down your throat.

Kelly, Zach and Ryan take a (time related pun) to get to the dirty deets this time. Also included: Namedropping all 5 Wilson Brothers, a Fantasy Football Draft, and anything else that will keep us from talking about Looper.

Kelly, Ryan, Zach and Special Guest: Joe talk "abduction movie" tropes, We're Back (a dinosaur story), spider crush fetish clubs, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and a myriad of other topics.

Ryan, Zach and a returning Kelly check out the latest hip-indie sensation, and all they find is a cash grab.

Zach, Ryan, and Special Guest: Tayrob dont know what theyre doing anymore Dom!

Kelly, Zach and Ryan try to turn this into it's own segment.

Kelly, Zach and Ryan wordswap 'hacker' for 'banana'; and talk about life and shit.

Kelly, Ryan and Zach get nostalgic, get their thoughts on master of disguise, find out who their dad is, and talk about the birth of internet humor.

Kelly, Ryan and Zach circlejerk everyone's (2nd? 3rd?)favorite franchise. We talk time travel logic, and something called Stranger Things

Kelly Zach and Ryan check out some fan-submitted films.

Kelly Zach and Ryan get sidetracked for an hour and talk about the trailers that have come out over the past weekend.

Kelly, Zach, Ryan and Special Guest: Kevin chat about Mel Brooks and the impact that we see in comedies today.

Kelly, Ryan, Zach and Special Guest: Lish get back from the movies with a (insert ghostbusters reference) full of things to say about the newest blockbuster.

Kelly, Ryan and Zach check out THE movie about boxing and its first sequel. How good is Zach's Stallone? Sports Movies, are they all the same? Not-so-steadycams? This and more discussed.

Kelly, Zach and Ryan discus remakes, 'western culture', The Great Kurosawa, grandmas and more.

Kelly, Ryan Zach and Special Guest: Greg (the Geologist) check out one movie where we blow up the sun, and one where we blow up the Earth. Will our discussions blow your minds? Probably not, but there is a lot to say about these two.

Kelly, Ryan and Zach sit through two movies about concert-hungry teenagers and their devil-worshiping music. Lord have mercy.

In a surprising turn of events, we end up watching something "good", was it worth the hype, find out as we discuss the inner workings of 60's Hollywood, Brownface, World War 1, Cinematography, and other things we're not even remotely qualified to talk about.

Kelly, Zach, Ryan and Special Guest Flynt check out the new turtles film. What we're we expecting? Art? What we got was Monster Trucks, it'll make sense later.

Kelly, Zach, Ryan and Special Guest: David have a lot of questions after checking out the latest X-Men movie. Is he a Vampire? Whats going on? How does it end? All and more, discussed here.

This week Kelly Ryan and Zach tackle the concept of 'Directors' and try to see if there's any of Martin's fingerprints in these two movies worth talking about.

Kelly, Ryan and Zach try to weave their way through this beautiful mess. We discuss controversial issues like: Religion, Fog Machines, Passion Projects, Quantum Teleportation, Teen Horniness, and War

Kelly, Ryan, Zach and Special Guests: Dena and Amador get back from a theatrical screening of the latest Marvel hit, was it worth their time? Was it worth Kelly's $60, maybe you'll find out.

Kelly, Ryan and Zach talk about Captain America, Action Figures, Tommy Lee Jones, Marvel, and other stuff we aren't in any way qualified to discuss.

Kelly, Ryan and Zach try to find out what the whole "Lynch Thing" is about. Trust us, we've watched Twin Peaks.

Kelly, Ryan and Zach talk: Gareth Edwards 9/11 Rubber Suits Nuclear Ethics Blue Flame Puns and much more that we probably aren't in any way qualified to talk about. (Shoutout to Wesley Williams for the music)

Kelly and Ryan delve into some movies from their youth and discus if they're still worthwhile.

Whats going on? Whats the point? Is life meaningless? This, and more discussed.

Ryan and Kelly discuss Recent Film News and Events, then we move on to Trends that seem to pop up in recent Trailers, before finally finding out what's broken in Zach Snyder's 'Man of Steel'. Movie Homework: 'Amadeus'