Assume I Know Nothing

Coming to you live from London, Russia, we are back with another episode of Assume I Know Nothing! This week, we're joined by the newly cancelled Aaron Townsend. This episode is dedicated to Ben Shapiro. #AaronIsOverParty Aaron's TWITCH / YOUTUBE / TWITTER Follow Michael HERE Support Michael on PATREON

7 books, 8 movies, 1 play (in 2 parts), and a whole lot of problematic garbage! Yes we're talking about HP, the boy wizard himself. I swear it's not just super depressing. We do make jokes. Okay. Enjoy! Follow Emma on Twitter / TikTok Prom Theory Follow Michael HERE Support Michael on PATREON Go to therapy and drink water!

So no one told you life was gonna be this way... well yeah. If we told people how much life sucks, then we wouldn't get to enjoy watching people discover it on their own. Schadenfreude, BABY! Anyway, Miriam Tanenbaum is on the show this week to talk about sitcoms, especially her favorite sitcom of all time, Animal Practice. You may hear otherwise, but know that this is true, Miriam Tanenbaum thinks Animal Practice is the best TV show ever made. Thanks to MOOBLY KREW for sponsoring this episode! Miriam's Tiktok / Instagram / YouTube Follow Michael HERE Support Michael's Patreon

HAHAHA WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING WITH A DESCRIPTION?! NOBODY LISTENS TO THIS SHOW. Anyway... we're talking ANIMALS this week! Greg Mahoney is here to chat about why animals are smarter than we'll ever be, Michael's obsession with AOC, and most importantly, Queen Latifah. This is not an episode to be missed! Thanks to MOOBLY KREW for sponsoring this episode! Watch Greg play D&D on TWITCH Check out Greg's ZOO Watch DADDY AND SONS 2.0: WHERE'S GAVIN? Follow Michael HERE Support Michael on PATREON

Happy Anniversary!!! If we're celebrating the 4th episode anniversary... That's a thing, right? ANYWAY. Here's the gag: Michael has his good friend Liv Ice on the show this week. They talk all things Dance Moms and Michael's hilarious ankle injury. The rest is 45 minutes of pure silence. Follow Liv on Instagram Follow Michael HERE Support Michael on Patreon

A third episode? This must be some sort of mistake! Let me check the notes... No. No, this was approved. Okay. Great. This week, Michael is joined by actress/comedian/the star of lesbian Tiktok, Molly Brown! They talk about ALL THINGS CATAN: how to pronounce "Catan", the best strategies, and even Molly's scandalous relationship with Joe Biden. That last part has nothing to do with Catan, but it is very interesting and fun. Follow Molly on Instagram / Twitter / Tiktok Watch BOY SHORTS Follow Michael HERE Support Michael's Patreon Buy Michael's Merch

Somehow this show wasn't seized by the government for being a crime against eardrums, and Michael is back for episode 2! This week he is joined by comedian Josh Nasser. They talk about all things Kingdom Hearts, Josh's experience with COVID-19, and they even get a little EMOTIONAL. Follow Michael HERE Michael's Patreon Josh's Twitter / YouTube

Welcome one and all to the inaugural episode of Assume I Know Nothing! This week, Michael is joined by his good friend, Xela, to talk about all things nutrition (and also squeezing babies). Thanks to Caston Otersen for designing the show's artwork! Follow Michael on all the social media HERE!

Subscribe to the show for new episodes every Wednesday! Or don't. I have no control over the decisions you make. I am merely description text. I am not sentient. None of this matters. Does anything matter? Are we really here? Hello? You there. Yes. You! Where are we right now? What brought you here? Oh! He's coming back. Do not speak of this! It's for your own good.