Bachie For Blokes Podcast

Four couples day drink and then discuss whether or not their 'relationships' can double their income from instagram sponsored posts.  Also a guy with a straw-haired combover proposes and we are not crying, you are.  Your #BachelorInParadiseAU finale recap right here, right now with Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke. 

Elora tries to steal Simone's boyfriend by oiling him up and playing with firesticks.  That's a thing that happened on TV this week.  Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke have got you covered when it comes to all things Bachelor In Paradise. Grab a mango daquiri, things are getting real. 

Jo Thornely and Jacqui Kassulke are High School educated and know vapid c$%ts who sell teeth whitening agents on instragram when they see them.  Also, they've watched the eleven-seventy-thousand episodes of #BachelorInParadiseAU on your behalf. Behold, a recap of this weeks producer-led storylines. 

Find out what a cocktail umbrella labotomy does on a date, and why Sam & Tara have become the heroes we didn't know we needed.  Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke watched 4 epidodes of Bachelor In Paradise so you don't have to. Recap here, now.

Dozens of Bachelor & Bachelorette rejects day drink at a Fijian resort and try to manage sunburn, frizz, mosquito bites and fledgling instragram influencer opportunites.  Also there's a savage Dutchwoman, a Snake and a (B)rose ceremony.  Grab a mango daquiri as Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke recap #BachelorInParadiseAu right here. 

So Sophie picked the one guy she said she wouldn't...and Ralph Wiggum cried walking into the ocean. Your Bachelorette Finale recap is here now with Jacqui Kassulke and Jo Thornely. 

We're down to the top 3...but before this week's finale of The Bachelorette we must acknowledge the demise of the perfect human James, the combover ponytail (Sam), the villiain who lives with his Mum (Blake) and Stu's Little Swimmers.  Your finale week Bachie discussion here here with Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke. 

If unlike Bachelor Ryan, you don't mind if girls swear...then this is the podcast for you.  Helicopters, suspected pot plant sabotage and running into Ryan at the races make up this week's recap of all things Bachie with Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke. 

Like Bachelor Jarrod, we know wine and have absolutely NO CHILL at all when it comes to liking Sophie Monk as The Bachelorette.  Undercover Monks, pots of dirt and infatable surfing condoms make up your Bachelorette recap with Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke. 

There's a new Bachelorette in town and Sophie Monk is the rose sprayer we've all been waiting for.  What do sea otters, high-wires, double delights and floral (male) g-strings have in common? (Quite a lot actually). Also, we're all just a bit in love with the magician Apollo.  Your Bachelorette recap is here with Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke. 

Two broken hearts and an elphant-sized trunk: A Bachelor Finale Story Recap With Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke.  ...bring on Sophie Monk next week!  #TheBachelorAu

What do James Blunt, Movie World & Pink Helmets have in common?  They're all dating deal-breakers for Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke. However, if you have a three-legged dog, we're in! Recapping the this week's episodes of #TheBachelorAu in your ears, now!  

Matty J continues his quest to wipe out the Bachelorettes by putting them in mortal peril. Also, when is it ok to go the pash? And we say farewell to our terrible Northern English accent attempts.  Your recap of #TheBachelorAU is here every week with Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke

Look, all you need to know is that THE BACHELOR HIMSELF Matty J is on the podcast this week talking about destroying toilets, chest hair and dating advice for Blokes who aren't dating 22 women on TV.  Oh and Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke are here too. But mostly you should listen for Matty J. 

Um...Yeah...Yeah...Thanks. Thanks.  Matty J continues to try and kill the Bachelorettes on activity dates, slut-shaming ruled supreme & things generally were savage AF in The Womansion this week.  Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke are not compatible with Matty as they're in a Musical Theatre production every season.  #TheBachelorAu  

Things are heating up in the Womansion like a pair of hands in a plaster cast.  There's a new frontrunner and we're STOKED.  You'll be Devo if you miss this recap of #TheBachelorAu from Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke. 

It's week two of The Bachelor and we saw full-frontal male nudity (not from Matty J though). This week, Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke discuss when to ask us for a pash (most of the time), when to draw a picture of us (never) and when to write a poem (also never).  

The Bachelor is back...so Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke are stepping their ankles out of limo to recap each week's episode. Men, we know you watch Bachie...it's cool...we won't tell anyone.  So grab your clogs, ribbons and flame throwers as we follow Matty J's quest for redemption, we mean love.   

LOVE IS STILL DEAD! (And Jacqui Kassulke is away) Here is the recap of The Bachelorette Finale. Jo Thornely and Liam Flanagan discuss Matty J's heartbreak and Lee's skinny jeans.

This week on The Bachelorette G Love kicked a puppy then wore a 300 kilo ballgown to break up with someone.  If that doesn't make sense to you, Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke explain.   

After the 'Red Wedding At Luna Park' episode this week, it's all killer, no filler when it comes to suitors on The Bachelorette.  Jacqui Kassulke & Jo Thornely are here to discuss G Love's quest for true love & special sauce. 

If you've ever wanted to go on a date in a trapeze net, this is the show and the podcast for you! Also building Billy Carts is a great excuse to say nuts.  Jacqui Kassulke & Jo Thornely breakdown this week's episode of The Bachelorette as we follow G Love on her quest for Special Sauce. 

The Bachelorette is here and we don't have to change the name of our podcast to review it for you so we thought...why not?  Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke talk stubby roses & peacocking as G-Love looks for her special sauce. 

LOVE IS DEAD PEOPLE. How could you Richard? Here is your recap of The Bachelor Finale.  Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke, are not angry, just disappointed. 

This week Richie pitches a tent & we get to meet the Bachelorette's families. Find out how the erections went & why we'd like to have a beer with Snowy. Plus...find out what really goes on behind the scenes with a former Bachelor producer Jana.  With Jo thornely & Jacqui Kassulke

Like worms on speed, we're churning through the Bachelorettes. Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke are here to re-cap this week's episode of the Bachelor. Men, please don't take us on a Tough Mudder date, Lululemon tights are really expensive. 

Jo & Jacqui break down this week's dates on the Bachelor and explain what scungies & Scottish Ceilidh's are. We're just filling up the chocolate bath for you so jump on in. Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke

This week Jo and Jacqui break down the phenomena that is The Scrag Fight, Peasants. Plus, commentary on the end of Keira's Reign Of Terror and a recap of this week's dates on The Bachelor. Because, oops it is a dating show.  By Jo Thornely @jothornely and Jacqui Kassulke @kassulke

Even if you don't watch The Bachelor - you have to listen to the ladies in your life talk about it. This week Jo and Jacqui break down the week's dates for you and explain what a Basic Bitch is.  

Look, we know you watch The Bachelor. It's okay. Jacqui and Jo are here to reassure you that you don't need a helicopter to show a girl a good time, to coach you through the mind of the dating woman, and to explain why that girl in the sequinned cocktail dress is crying. Jacqui Kassulke & Jo Thornely