Triple M’s Rush Hour with James Brayshaw and Billy Brownless will get you home from 3-5pm Monday to Friday. They’ve got Melbourne stitched up, with the biggest names in town joining them in the studio every day. Plus your favourite segments like Billy’s Bake, what have you seen…unusual, the Idiot File & Billy’s Joke. If it bounces, rolls or scores in Melbourne, then these two characters will have it covered in ways only they can. Listen 3-5 weekdays on 105.1 Triple M Melbourne, 6pm Mon-Thurs on 104.7 Triple M Adelaide or catch up with the show here.
daily
weekdays
weekly
infrequent
daily
infrequent
daily
weekdays
daily
It's the best week of the year, and Billy's already been to a lunch, but after a quick reflection on the 1990 Brownlow Medal, he's got a bumper edition of the All Sports Report - as 'Piss Missile' is going multi-sport. Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from the Prelims - plus he's fired up over James Sicily and Tom Barrass' behaviour towards the umpire at the end of the game. JB is not too pleased with his neighbour, we've got a big announcement for Triple M Fest, Max Gawn calls in from Crown Casino ahead of tonight's Brownlow Medal, and Billy lists his top 5 Triple M Footy moments from the Prelims. Brisbane ruckman Sam Draper calls in from his poolside balcony to talk about the Grand Final - and how he's feeling after copping a footy in the pills. Finally, Billy goes a little rogue with his joke about having a blocked ear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Listen back to our favourite stuff from this week - including UK Comedian Bill Bailey, Billy's answer to the Football Media Awards, Reverse Brag Artist, Billy's letter to Zak Butters, Jack Heverin, Billy's letter to Toby Greene, the Idiot File, and a joke about a closed house of ill repute.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Featuring SUPER PLASTICSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy has a complete meltdown to start the show, possibly because he's so excited that Toby Greene is set to join his Cats - that kicks off the All Sports Report, as the Melbourne F1 GP gets a big change. The best caller in footy Jack Heverin is in studio with a massive announcement, then Topics Brownless wants to know when you've stolen a memento. Claremont Tigers coach Ashley Prescott joins the boys ahead of the WAFL Grand Final on Sunday, then Melbourne AFLW Captain Kate Hore is in studio ahead of Jim's Game at the MCG. After his unsuccessful letter to Zak Butters, Billy's had more luck with a letter to Toby Greene, then we hear an enormous Idiot File. Sydney star Tom McCartin calls in ahead of their Prelim Final against the Hawks, and Billy finishes the week with a fruity joke about Taekwondo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The boys are up and about because Rabsy - along with the Midweek Rub - won an Australian Football Media Award last night... back to back! The AFMAs begin the All Sports Report - as a host of Triple M talent also took home awards; one of those is Mitch Cleary - who is in studio with updates on Toby Greene's future and North Melbourne's coach. Tim and Lachie battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, JB's found an interesting rumour about the Grand Final, and he's also uncovered a letter Zak Butters received from a Geelong superfan. Hawthorn's Dylan Moore calls in ahead of their Prelim Final against Brisbane, and Billy finishes with a joke about an altercation at Bunnings.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We start the show with a trip down memory lane to Adelaide's first game at Football Park - which Billy actually played in. Then we rip into the All Sports Report, as Travis Bazzana hits yet another piss missile in the MLB. Topics Brayshaw wants you to dob in your apprentice, then Melbourne United captain Chris Goulding is in studio ahead of their season launching game against the 36ers on Saturday. Billy has some goss on the VFL's Best and Fairest awards night, and he has his own version of the AFL Media Awards. Brisbane's Logan Morris calls in ahead of their Prelim Final against the Hawks on Saturday, and Billy finishes with a joke about a man with an unfortunate name.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB and Billy are both back from Perth, and Billy has a brand new snazzy piece of Triple M Merch on. But not as snazzy as his All Sports Report - featuring a continuation of a pitiful sporting streak. Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from the Semi-Finals, as well as a look forward to what the Crows and Cats can do to bolster their lineups for next season. JB has flipped Brag Artist on its head, as we ask for stuff you did wrong, then Billy takes you through his favourite moments from the weekend on Triple M Footy, and JB has a bone to pick with a member of Mick In The Morning. UK Comedian Bill Bailey is in studio to talk about his new national tour, and his favourite bird. Then Billy finishes the show with a joke about a house of ill repute that's closed its doors.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Look back at our favourite moments from this week - including NBA star Richard Jefferson, Topics Brayshaw, Callum Wilkie, Billy's Spotlight Craft, a Robbie Williams Idiot Song, JB's DM, Travis Head, and Billy's Little Johnny Joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The NFL has hit Melbourne and JB and Billy couldn't be more pumped. Listen to all the current stars and former legends we spoke to during the year ahead of the Rams and 49ers at the Triple MCG. Kyren Williams and Kevin Dotson from the Rams stopped by in March, and Tyler Davis and Xavier Smith joined us in June. Aussie AFL star and NFL punter Ben Graham was never going to miss out on this week, then the boys chatted to ESPN's Phil Murphy. We made 49ers legend Bryant Young watch Billy bunny-chopping Gary Buckenara, Rams recruit Trent McDuffie called in from Marvel Stadium after landing in Australia, and we get Bryant Young back in studio to reflect on his amazing career.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The LA Rams have finally arrived in Melbourne, and in the All Sports Report, Billy details what they brought with them on their flight... and did he miss his sporting calling? Topics Brownless wants to know about your booking cockups, we briefly hear from 49ers Legend Bryant Young watching one of Billy's most famous on-field moments, then we get an Idiot Song, and JB received a DM from Todd from Barwon Heads. LA Rams star Trent McDuffie calls in from their training session at Marvel Stadium ahead of tomorrow's game, and the boys preview the two AFL Semi-Finals that are also on this weekend. San Francisco 49ers Hall of Famer Bryant Young is in studio to reflect on his storied career, then Billy finishes the week with a fruity joke about a food inspector.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy is concerned about one detail in the Freo Cats game on Friday night, but he puts that aside to deliver the All Sports Report - including a new world record in weightlifting. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the headlines ahead of the Semi Finals, then he's joined by Channel 7 teammate Xander McGuire - as the pair have started a podcast with Tom Morris about how they get footy news. Cookie and Mick battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, a US reporter has become a hit after trying a bunch of Aussie foods, and Billy has a craft attack involving an AI app on his phone. 2016 NBA Champion Richard Jefferson is in studio as he tours Melbourne for ESPN, then Billy has a joke about his injured budgie to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
49ers Coach Kyle Shanahan might be confused by Time Zones, but Billy is bang on time with his All Sports Report - as the Lions re-sign a big name, but other clubs aren't having as much luck. ESPN anchor Phil Murphy joins JB and Billy in studio ahead of the Rams 49ers game at the Triple MCG on Friday, and reveals which Aussie foods he's had a crack at. Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you've diagnosed yourself with, we hear from some of the 49ers players on their Melbourne experiences, and Herbie has some social media feedback for Billy taking his top off after his joke yesterday. Aussie cricket legend Travis Head calls in as the Aussies prepare for their tour of South Africa, but JB and Billy have to take him to task after he modelled in a calendar. Finally, Billy has a joke that JB claims doesn't even make sense.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - with some bad news for our favourite German runner. Damian Barrett is in studio to wrap up the first week of finals, then former AFL and NFL star Ben Graham joins the boys to preview the LA Rams and San Francisco 49ers game at the Triple MCG on Friday. Plus he shares a story of how he travelled to London to play an NFL game before immediately getting cut. Billy takes us through his favourite moments of the weekend on Triple M Footy, and JB has some special shoutouts to give. We take a trip down memory lane to when Billy ran a sub-par cafe with Barry Stoneham, then St KIlda star Callum Wilkie calls in from Moe - where he's just bought a car wash business. Finally, Billy has a joke about Little Johnny and his cats... but we've got a brand new song to play us out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Listen back to our favourite moments from the week - including Billy celebrating September Bins Month, Carlton Premiership player Earl Spalding, Dees Captain Max Gawn, the Origins of Bins Brownless, the Idiot File, Hall of Famer Terry Wallace, and Billy's Bins Joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy's not happy with Jay Z Clark, but he puts that aside to deliver a monster All Sports Report - as Chris Fagan steps up for Alastair Clarkson, and Toby Greene talks torps. Melbourne Storm icon Ryan Papenhuyzen calls in as he prepares to call the Rugby World Cup on Channel 7 - but we also want to know what he's been up to - including a hard launch! Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you've seen unusual, and we get a surprise call from Todd from Barwon Heads - but Billy is too good for him. We bring back Froffy Time ahead of tonight's final in Freo, then it's a massive edition of Billy's Idiot File. Carlton star Earl Spalding calls in to remember the 1995 Grand Final where his Blues did a number on Billy's Cats, then Billy finishes with a Fruity Friday Joke about a scantily-clad neighbour.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We kick things off with North Melbourne's announcement that they have parted ways with Senior Coach Alastair Clarkson. Former club President JB gives his thoughts on the decision, before Billy wraps up the rest of the day in sport. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary has more on Al Clarkson's sacking, and who the Roos might target to be their next coach - plus there's plenty of trade rumours doing the rounds. Chris and Drew battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Herbie comes in to deliver some social media feedback for Billy's spectacular fall out of a bin yesterday. Australian Football Hall of Famer Terry Wallace joins the boys in studio to talk about life in retirement, and reflect on the Hawks' dominant decade in the 80s. Finally, Billy goes back to the well with another Bins Joke to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Bins Day! It's the 1st of September and the bins are out later. Billy celebrates by starting the show in a wheelie bin... before he has to try and get out of said wheelie bin. Once we've recovered, Billy gives us an All Sports Report - and he's filthied up that a Cats VFL player has gone elsewhere. Then we're excited to announce the return of Triple M Fest on Grand Final Eve Eve. Adelaide's Ben Keays calls in before they take on the Dogs on Saturday night, then we look back at why we call Billy 'Bins' in the first place. Topics Brownless wants to know what you couldn't remove from your house, then Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio in a surprisingly good mood after their Wildcard Round loss to Carlton. Finally, Billy has a bin-themed joke to close out Bins Day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
After a beautiful weekend Billy is so excited that he forgets to play his All Sports Report opener - but we eventually get to it, and a return of one of the best-named athletes in all of sport. Damian Barrett is in studio with all his positives and negatives from Wildcard Round. JB has heard word that some NBL players gave Tony Jones a chomping, then we move Billy's 5 at 5:05 up the order - where he plays us his favourite moments from the weekend of Triple M Footy. We want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist, then Freo cult hero Patrick Voss calls in ahead of his 50th game in a Qualifying Final against Hawthorn. Finally, Billy is having a glow-up for spring by putting on one of Herbie's facemasks, and he tells us a joke about his mate with a lisp.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Listen back to our favourite moments from this week - including Comm Games gold medallist Sam Williamson and his lasagna, Billy calling guests the wrong name, Hawks coach Sam Mitchell, Bily's Robot Wrap, the Idiot Song, NBA star Cole ANthony, and Billy's Whale Joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB has had a very relaxing day, and Billy's been couch shopping. So he's fired up to deliver an enormous All Sports Report. Snowboarding legend Scotty James joins the boys in studio as he gets ready to play in tonight's Legends Game, then JB shares the story of how Tony Jones first got nicknamed 'Chompers'. Carlton Rising Star winner Jagga Smith calls in on the eve of the Wildcard games, and we get a food-themed Idiot Song out of Billy. Brian Taylor is in studio before he calls tonight's legends game - and we get a detailed report of what happened when he nearly blew himself up trying to fix a water heater. Finally, Billy has a fruity joke about James Bond to finish out the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We begin by saying rest in peace to the great Dolly Parton - who passed away today aged 80. Billy launches into the All Sports Report - with a comprehensive wrap of last night's AFL Awards, including a very interesting guest list on Table 12. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with more on the AFL Awards, plus the latest speculation on Zak Butters, Toby Greene, Jesse Hogan, Kieren Briggs, and Tim English. Robbie and Johnny battle it out in a very competitive Hump Day Quiz, then JB has received an email from Warwick about all the times Billy said a guest's name wrong to their face. Billy has the inside scoop on the latest "Internal Design" trend, then Hawthorn coach Sam Mitchell is in studio ahead of a big finals campaign - but first we have to get his opinion on some of Billy's Hawks-related Craft Attacks. Finally, Billy has a joke about a lonely gecko to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's been pissing down in Melbourne, but you can't dampen Billy's enthusiasm for the All Sports Report - which includes a toddler invading a professional soccer game. Two-time Allan Border Medallist Travis Head calls in after the Aussies defeated Bangladesh in Mackay, then Topics Brownless wants to know when your kid has interrupted something. Billy has some footy newses with some big names re-signing, then Herbie is in with social media feedback for Billy's Robot Craft and his very poor birthday joke. JB isn't happy with the state of barber shops in Australia, then NBA star Cole Anthony calls in as he prepares to suit up for Melbourne United this NBL season - but the boys have a warning for him about living in Melbourne. Finally, Billy has nowhere to go but up after yesterday's joke, and he delivers some gold with a joke about whales.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Double-header Fat has come in hot after a big weekend, and he kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as another English cricketer finds himself in hot water. Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 24 - plus a little season review for some of the clubs who missed the finals. Plus JB has found an article that's missing one very key piece of information. We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, Billy plays his top 5 moments from Triple M Footy this weekend, and we have a new segment called Fat's Robot Wrap. Billy whips through some footy news, then Aussie swimming champion Sam Williamson is in studio fresh off his success in Glasgow and the USA - and he's brought more lasagna for Billy to eat. Finally, a carbed-up Billy tells a joke about a confusing birthday party.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Look back at our favourite moments from this week on Triple M's Rush Hour: including Billy's milkshake, new Carlton coach Josh Fraser, an AI article about Billy that is completely wrong, North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey, the Wacky World of William, Wheel of Fat, Billy's special Idiot File, another update on Billy's AI article, and a joke that needed help from Rabs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
While JB's wife does all the work around the house, Billy has been at an interesting function, and he kicks us off with the All Sports Report - which features our favourite darts man Luke Littler. Callum Ferguson calls in from Mackay ahead of the 2nd Test between Australian and Bangladesh, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know when you've been given a clip by technology. Herbie is back in studio with another update on the article that intimated Billy was in poor health, and as if to back that article up - Billy delivers a underwhelming segment of footy newses. A very special Idiot File has Billy thinking it's his best week ever, but there's more to the story. Collingwood legend Peter Daicos is in studio to talk about his book details his family's story, including his own secret cancer battle that he has thankfully recovered from. Finally, Billy wraps up a week of book-themed jokes with a Fruity Joke about the Guinness Book of Records.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
As we reflect on Billy's disgraceful behaviour towards Jeff Kennett during a Cats Hawks game, he kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - and it was raining piss missiles in an MLB game in MIlwaukee. CHannel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in from Sydney after the Swans suspend five players for breaching club standards. Plus we wonder when Essendon will actually select a coach, and if Mitch will ever play a game of footy. Ryan and Ivan battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Herbie is in studio to read an alarming article about Billy. We get a couple of quick hits of footy news, then Topics Brownless asks about the household items you never use. We've got a brand new segment that includes all of Billy's other segments, then Melbourne United's Luke Travers is in studio ahead of the NBL season tipping off next month. Finally, Billy continues his week of book-themed jokes, with a little help from Rabs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB is back from Perth, and Billy had a great night at the milkshake parlour of all places - he kicks things off with the All Sports Report, where he should probably listen to audio grabs before he throws to them. Collingwood's Roan Steele and Tarni White are in studio as the men prepare for Wildcard Round, and the women launch into their season - but Billy is particularly interested in where the name 'Roan' comes from. The Wacky World of William looks at a bizarre competition at the Iowa State Fair, then Josh Fraser calls in after officially being announced as Carlton's permanent senior coach. Jack Gunston and Bradley Hill are in studio together as they both play their 300th games this weekend - as Billy circles back to a personal question he asked Jack the last time he was in. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in with the latest on the Sydney Swans sexual assault allegations. Billy's 5 at 5:05 has been moved to 5:45 - where his favourite moments of the Triple M Footy weekend include a new player nickname, and some former players trying their hands at commentary. Finally, Billy has another book related joke... and we're sensing a theme for the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy got unfavourably compared to a former footballer today, but he regroups to deliver the All Sports Report, as a swimming legend is dethroned by an Aussie star. Damian Barrett is in studio with updates on the Sydney Swans sexual assault allegations, plus news that Josh Fraser has been named as Carlton coach. Plus he has all his positives and negatives from Round 23. We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, Billy has some more footy tidbits, and a wrap of last night's Logie awards - including a bit of mail from the Channel 7 sports table. North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey is in studio after his side's narrow loss to Billy's Cats, and we play him AFL CEO Andrew Dillon's reaction to Nick's impersonation of him. Finally, Billy has a joke about a police raid to close the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Look back at our favourite moments from the week, including Billy's Tex Walker Craft - AND Tex's response. Also Topics Brownless, Larry Emdur, JB's lost Logies, NBA Star Jock Landale, an Idiot Song, and Billy's old man joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy starts with the All Sports Report - as the Aussies struggle in Darwin, and a Collingwood legend announces his retirement. Merv Hughes and Brad Haddin call in from Darwin with an update on the Aussies' first test against Bangladesh, then Topics Brayshaw wants to hear some UnAustralian behaviour. Aunty Donna's Broden Kelly is in studio to talk about his new footy videogame, and why GMHBA Stadium deserves half a star. We celebrate Herbie's birthday on the weekend, then hear an Idiot Song featuring Billy's funniest cockups with members of the Rush Hour Family. Dees Captain Max Gawn is in studio ahead of their game against Port Adelaide, then Billy finishes with a fruity joke - and accidentally kills someone off.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A well-rested Billy Brownless kicks us off with the All Sports Report - with a tribute to Port Adelaide's long-time boot-studder... and his very interesting name. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary joins the boys with all the headlines before Round 23, then Big Kev and Johnno battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz. JB has a story about his two missing Logies, then 2024 Gold Logie winner Larry Emdur calls in - as Billy runs through some of his less successful shows. North Melbourne AFLW star Libby Birch is in studio as they attempt to do the Premiership three-peat this season, and Billy closes the show with a joke about sneezing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy kicks the show off with a sharp All Sports Report, then it's time for Topics Brownless - with a topic that needs a bit of finessing. Collingwood's Lachie Schultz is in studio after locking in a wildcard spot, then he brings in former Freo and North player Darcy Tucker to talk about their new sports underwear brand PEAKED. Aussie cricketing legend Ricky Ponting calls in from his son's training session to talk about Australia's upcoming series against Bangladesh, then retiring Adelaide Crows superstar Taylor Walker calls in to give Billy a serve over his craft attack from yesterday. Finally, Billy tells a joke about two old men comparing their troubles to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
As our mate Robbo would say - IT'S PISSING DOWN everywhere today, but you can't dampen the mood in the Rush Hour studios - as Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - with a returning sponsor, and a piece of craft that will definitely come back to bite him. Damian Barrett pulls an overtime shift to get through all the headlines, positives, and negatives from Round 22 - including the latest on Geelong and the Jake Kolodjashnij contract. Billy takes you through his top 5 Triple M Footy moments from the weekend, and he has an apology for Tex Walker after his earlier craft attack. NBA star Jock Landale is in studio ahead of a Boomers mini-camp, as he details how he was involved in a bizarre trade situation with the Utah Jazz. Finally, Billy has a joke about drugs in space to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ahead of Spud's Game tonight, JB and Billy reflect on the great Danny Frawley and some of the hilarious moments we shared with him on Triple M. We start by chatting to Spud's daughter Chelsea, who has been a massive driver of Spud's Game, before moving into a montage of Spud's most insane moments. We hear the time Spud pretended to be a doctor at a conference, and when he first launched The Glass Eye. We remember the email he sent to the Fox Footy staff about his make-up, and hear Billy's weird goodbye plus the time Spud revealed Billy's wig. We remember Spud rocking up to Grand Final Day with a brass band, and finally - the time Spud found out JB's nephew Angus was dating his daughter Danielle.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - but there's one massive story he's suspiciously avoiding. Premiership player and coach John Longmire calls in to talk about his new autobiography, but Billy has been on a Craft Attack. Then Topics Brayshaw asks you for your version of hell. We've got a tentative brand new segment - Viral Fat, then it's an enormous edition of Billy's Idiot File. Former St Kilda legend Stewart Loewe is in studio ahead of Spud's Game on Sunday night - but he and Billy also share some footy history. Finally, Billy has a fruity Thursday joke about a discarded condom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Puffer Jacket Fat kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as a cheating scandal rocks the world of cycling, but not in the way you'd think. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the headlines before round 22, but a bombshell from his own world has the boys completely rocked. Justin and Caleb battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then we replay the time Danny Spud Frawley was introduced to a conference room as a doctor. Comedian Nick Cody joins the boys as he embarks on a 'one more time before the baby arrives' tour, then Danny Frawley's daughter Chelsea is in to tell us what's happening around Spud's Game at Marvel Stadium on Sunday night. Finally, Billy has a joke about his job at the cat shelter to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
© 2020-2026 Ivy Podcast Discovery LLC
