The Rush Hour Melbourne Catch Up - 105.1 Triple M Melbourne - James Brayshaw and Billy Brownless

JB is back from Perth, and Billy had a great night at the milkshake parlour of all places - he kicks things off with the All Sports Report, where he should probably listen to audio grabs before he throws to them. Collingwood's Roan Steele and Tarni White are in studio as the men prepare for Wildcard Round, and the women launch into their season - but Billy is particularly interested in where the name 'Roan' comes from. The Wacky World of William looks at a bizarre competition at the Iowa State Fair, then Josh Fraser calls in after officially being announced as Carlton's permanent senior coach. Jack Gunston and Bradley Hill are in studio together as they both play their 300th games this weekend - as Billy circles back to a personal question he asked Jack the last time he was in. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in with the latest on the Sydney Swans sexual assault allegations. Billy's 5 at 5:05 has been moved to 5:45 - where his favourite moments of the Triple M Footy weekend include a new player nickname, and some former players trying their hands at commentary. Finally, Billy has another book related joke... and we're sensing a theme for the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy got unfavourably compared to a former footballer today, but he regroups to deliver the All Sports Report, as a swimming legend is dethroned by an Aussie star. Damian Barrett is in studio with updates on the Sydney Swans sexual assault allegations, plus news that Josh Fraser has been named as Carlton coach. Plus he has all his positives and negatives from Round 23. We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, Billy has some more footy tidbits, and a wrap of last night's Logie awards - including a bit of mail from the Channel 7 sports table. North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey is in studio after his side's narrow loss to Billy's Cats, and we play him AFL CEO Andrew Dillon's reaction to Nick's impersonation of him. Finally, Billy has a joke about a police raid to close the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look back at our favourite moments from the week, including Billy's Tex Walker Craft - AND Tex's response. Also Topics Brownless, Larry Emdur, JB's lost Logies, NBA Star Jock Landale, an Idiot Song, and Billy's old man joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Billy starts with the All Sports Report - as the Aussies struggle in Darwin, and a Collingwood legend announces his retirement. Merv Hughes and Brad Haddin call in from Darwin with an update on the Aussies' first test against Bangladesh, then Topics Brayshaw wants to hear some UnAustralian behaviour. Aunty Donna's Broden Kelly is in studio to talk about his new footy videogame, and why GMHBA Stadium deserves half a star. We celebrate Herbie's birthday on the weekend, then hear an Idiot Song featuring Billy's funniest cockups with members of the Rush Hour Family. Dees Captain Max Gawn is in studio ahead of their game against Port Adelaide, then Billy finishes with a fruity joke - and accidentally kills someone off.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A well-rested Billy Brownless kicks us off with the All Sports Report - with a tribute to Port Adelaide's long-time boot-studder... and his very interesting name. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary joins the boys with all the headlines before Round 23, then Big Kev and Johnno battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz. JB has a story about his two missing Logies, then 2024 Gold Logie winner Larry Emdur calls in - as Billy runs through some of his less successful shows. North Melbourne AFLW star Libby Birch is in studio as they attempt to do the Premiership three-peat this season, and Billy closes the show with a joke about sneezing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy kicks the show off with a sharp All Sports Report, then it's time for Topics Brownless - with a topic that needs a bit of finessing. Collingwood's Lachie Schultz is in studio after locking in a wildcard spot, then he brings in former Freo and North player Darcy Tucker to talk about their new sports underwear brand PEAKED. Aussie cricketing legend Ricky Ponting calls in from his son's training session to talk about Australia's upcoming series against Bangladesh, then retiring Adelaide Crows superstar Taylor Walker calls in to give Billy a serve over his craft attack from yesterday. Finally, Billy tells a joke about two old men comparing their troubles to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As our mate Robbo would say - IT'S PISSING DOWN everywhere today, but you can't dampen the mood in the Rush Hour studios - as Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - with a returning sponsor, and a piece of craft that will definitely come back to bite him. Damian Barrett pulls an overtime shift to get through all the headlines, positives, and negatives from Round 22 - including the latest on Geelong and the Jake Kolodjashnij contract. Billy takes you through his top 5 Triple M Footy moments from the weekend, and he has an apology for Tex Walker after his earlier craft attack. NBA star Jock Landale is in studio ahead of a Boomers mini-camp, as he details how he was involved in a bizarre trade situation with the Utah Jazz. Finally, Billy has a joke about drugs in space to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ahead of Spud's Game tonight, JB and Billy reflect on the great Danny Frawley and some of the hilarious moments we shared with him on Triple M. We start by chatting to Spud's daughter Chelsea, who has been a massive driver of Spud's Game, before moving into a montage of Spud's most insane moments. We hear the time Spud pretended to be a doctor at a conference, and when he first launched The Glass Eye. We remember the email he sent to the Fox Footy staff about his make-up, and hear Billy's weird goodbye plus the time Spud revealed Billy's wig. We remember Spud rocking up to Grand Final Day with a brass band, and finally - the time Spud found out JB's nephew Angus was dating his daughter Danielle.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - but there's one massive story he's suspiciously avoiding. Premiership player and coach John Longmire calls in to talk about his new autobiography, but Billy has been on a Craft Attack. Then Topics Brayshaw asks you for your version of hell. We've got a tentative brand new segment - Viral Fat, then it's an enormous edition of Billy's Idiot File. Former St Kilda legend Stewart Loewe is in studio ahead of Spud's Game on Sunday night - but he and Billy also share some footy history. Finally, Billy has a fruity Thursday joke about a discarded condom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Puffer Jacket Fat kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as a cheating scandal rocks the world of cycling, but not in the way you'd think. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the headlines before round 22, but a bombshell from his own world has the boys completely rocked. Justin and Caleb battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then we replay the time Danny Spud Frawley was introduced to a conference room as a doctor. Comedian Nick Cody joins the boys as he embarks on a 'one more time before the baby arrives' tour, then Danny Frawley's daughter Chelsea is in to tell us what's happening around Spud's Game at Marvel Stadium on Sunday night. Finally, Billy has a joke about his job at the cat shelter to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's bloody cold in Melbourne, so Billy fires up at Ken Hinkley and the Tassie Devils in the All Sports Report. Carlton young guns Jagga Smith and Abbie McKay are in studio together ahead of their double-header against the Saints on Sunday night, then Topics Brownless wants you to tell us who's a bigger bull**** artist than Donald Trump. Billy has some footy and cricket newses, and JB had a weird interaction in an Uber. Ben Cousins and Scott Miller are in studio together to share what they're doing with ADA Australia's BEACON program, after they both experienced the highs and lows of professional sport. Finally, Billy has a joke about a romantic encounter with his girlfriend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rabs is back from Bali, and Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - including a horrifically bad National Anthem, and a Paraguayan/NZ Craft Attack. Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 21 - but Billy is distracted by a horse race on TV. We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, then it's Billy's favourite moments from the weekend of footy, and the final Comm Games Fat as we wrap up an incredibly successful games in Glasgow. NBL Star Dash Daniels is in studio and talks about why he's stayed in the NBL rather than playing in the NBA or College, then Billy has a joke about a blind man in a precarious situation at the pub to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listen back to our favourite stuff from this week - including Collingwood's Harry Perryman, Count Mayo's drought-breaking Gaelic Football Title, Sam Docherty, Topics Brayshaw, Sam Williamson, Billy's County Mayo Craft, an Idiot Song, and Billy's Wooden Eye joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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JB"s a touch concerned about Bird Flu, but we push on with Billy's All Sports Report - as a panel is put together to choose the Tassie Devils' club song. JB has received an email about Billy's poor performance yesterday, which leads to a much more up and about Comm Games Fat. Retired Carlton star Sam Docherty is in studio to talk about his new book, then swimmer Sam 'Lasagna' Williamson calls in from Glasgow to celebrate his four gold medals, and an astounding comeback story. Billy's Idiot Song is inspired by Barnaby Joyce, then Sydney's Errol Gulden calls in ahead of their game against St KIlda on Saturday - but who was he supporting when the Socceroos played Turkey in the World Cup. Finally, Billy goes with a fruity Thursday joke about a bull that needs a little help 'covering' the cows.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are excited because Stifler's Mom is in Australia, but Billy straightens up to deliver the All Sports Report - with an update on the UK Cricket Cheating scandal. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with news on Collingwood and Geelong's new pre-game routine, plus updates on Essendon and Carlton's coaching searches. James and Zach battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, JB has his say on England's next possible cricket coach, then Comm Games Fat battles his way through his daily update- as our Aussie sprinters set new national records. AFLW superstars Sarah Rowe and Monique Conti are in studio ahead of the Australia vs Ireland game on Saturday, but we have to talk to Sarah about County Mayo finally breaking it's 75-year title drought on the weekend. Finally, in desperate need of Plastic, Billy goes back to an oldie for his joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Victoria has a new Premier, and Billy starts the show with the All Sports Report - and a scandal that has rocked English Club Cricket. Topics Brayshaw asks for the things you're not looking forward to doing, then pole vault superstar Kurtis Marschall calls in from Glasgow as he attempts to win his third consecutive Comm Games gold. Billy has all the latest from Glasgow with Comm Games Fat, then we look back at our favourite moments from Triple M Footy this weekend. Billy and Herbie got in early today to call a pub in County Mayo, Ireland, to see how their celebrations were going, then Collingwood's Harry Perryman is in studio before they take on the Cats on Thursday night. Finally, Billy tries to recover from being Woolied yesterday with a fruity glitter joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Herbie is in for Bali Rabs, and Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report, as Oscar Piastri's rotten luck continues in Hungary. Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 20, including Max King's hamstring, Ty Gallop's possible suspension, and a disappointing performance from North Melbourne. We want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist, then Comm Games Fat gives you all the results from the weekend as Australia dominates the medals. A new coaches votes record has been set, Channel 7 and Triple M WA Footy Reporter Ryan Daniels calls in as the lid gets blown further off at Fremantle, and a 75 year curse gets broken in Ireland. Former Bomber and Swan, now Bombers board member Ted Richards calls in as he prepares to run 150km in August for the Ted Hollows Foundation, and Billy has a joke about a funeral speech to end the show - will Herbie give it Plastic or Woolly Bully?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look back at our favourite moments from the week - including Damian Barrett reacting to Ken Hinkley being hired as Tassie Devils coach, Topics Brayshaw, Sophie Molineux, Barnaby Joyce Craft Attacks, Comm Games medal chance Seth O'Donnell, a forensic look at Billy's worst game of footy, a massive Idiot File, and Billy's retiring flasher joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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JB has found his favourite jumper, we remember the Crows being robbed in 2009, and Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as the AFL announces a new award. Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio ahead of the Dees' game against Geelong, then Topics Rabs comes to the party before he heads off on holiday. Aussie Women's T20 Captain Sophie Molineux calls in from the UK after winning the World Cup, then it's Billy's Idiot File. Geelong's Jeremy Cameron calls in with a promising update on shoulder injury... but we're concerned with what he was forced to wear recently. Finally, Billy has a joke about a swearing parrot to finish our week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB's been at boxing today, but Billy comes out swinging with the All Sports Report - as darts sensation Luke Littler goes whack. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary joins the boys with all the headlines ahead of Round 20 - as the rumours around which players Tassie will go after get louder. Cooper and Brad battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then JB has an investigation into Billy's 1994 season - which featured perhaps his worst game ever. Billy has an update on the man who was attacked by a bison, then Adelaide defender Wayne Milera calls in ahead of their game against the Pies tomorrow night.Finally, Billy has an oft-heard joke about Little Johnny's dad.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With the Triple M Big Bosses looking on, Billy kickstarts the show with the All Sports Report - as Travis Bazzana hits ANOTHER piss missile. Aussie long-distance runner Seth O'Donnell calls in from Belgium as he prepares for the Comm Games, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you don't understand - as Todd from Barwon Heads makes a surprise appearance. The MMM network craft-makers have been hard at work all around the country after Barnaby Joyce yelled at his dog on Live TV - so Billy has picked out his top 5 favourite pieces of Barnaby craft. Herbie is in with some social media feedback, and JB shows us a very interesting interview with Hollywood star Olivia Wilde. Geelong's James Worpel calls in from the past and confuses Billy, before he regroups to tell a joke about a flasher considering retirement.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dim Sims Brownless kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as the World Cup has its champion, and Travis Bazzana hits another piss missile. Damian Barrett is in to chat about his positives and negatives from Round 19 - and react to Ken Hinkley being announced as the Tasmania Devils first AFL senior coach. We want you to pat yourself on the back with Monday Brag Artist, then it's the final World Cup Fat. JB wants older men to visit the Doctor, we give you a sneak peek into a new segment starting next week, six-time Comm Games medallist Giaan Rooney calls in to preview the Glasgow games, and we recap Billy trying to shamelessly steal Ariarne Titmus' predictions. Finally, Billy has a joke about how children are named to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look back at our favourite moments from the week, including footage of a very young Damian Barrett, Topics Brownless, Ariarne Titmus, Billy's Obituary to BazBall, Kevin Sheedy, Twinnies Craft, a World Cup Fat Idiot Song, and Billy's fruity doctor joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Billy is at GMHBA ahead of the Cats and Saints, and we start with the All Sports Report - as the Poms blow a golden chance to play in their first World Cup Final since 1966. Freo ruckman Mason Cox calls in and chats to Billy 1-on-1, then Topics Brayshaw asks for the worst street names. Jack Heverin joins Billy at GMHBA, and World Cup Fat takes a deeper look at the semi-final between England and Argentina. We've got a World Cup themed Idiot Song, St Kilda's Callum Wilkie joins Billy on the boundary at GMHBA, then we send Billy off roaming to fill some time - and it turns into a complete train wreck. Finally, Billy has a fruity joke about a Cocker Spaniel.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB is ready to go after a boxing training session, and Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - and a major upset at the World Cup, Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary has all the headlines ahead of Round 19, including a big signing at the Bombers - but the biggest story is Mitch's pulled hammy. Adrian and Matty battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then the Wacky World of William makes a return, and we remember when Billy ate curried sausages live on air. Four-time Olympic Gold Medallist Ariarne Titmus is in studio to preview the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow - as she also discusses why she retired from swimming so young. FInally, Billy has a joke about an ad for a radio to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's ratings day and JB and Billy are up and about. Billy has a very comprehensive All Sports Report - including some drama coming out of Senegal. Former Socceroo Tommy Oar calls in to review Australia's World Cup performance, and he gives his predictions on who will win the semi-finals this week. Topics Brownless asks about when you've lost something - which leads to an epic call from a guy named Roger. The Twinnies are back in the news, and Billy uses it as a chance to talk to his twin Cedric, then JB shares a story about when he got caught in the wrong toilet. AFL playing and coaching legend Kevin Sheedy is in studio, as Billy goes one-on-one with some very hard hitting questions. Finally, Billy has a joke that was almost as long as old mate Roger's story to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB and Billy are back from their little spell, and after JB recounts his trip to Byron Bay, Billy launches into a jam packed All Sports Report. Damian Barrett is in studio to discuss his positives and negatives from Round 18, but we were sent some very old audio of an 18 year old Damo that you just HAVE to hear. Monday Brag Artist gives you the chance to pump yourself up, then Billy looks at his top 5 moments from Triple M Footy this weekend. With the sacking of Brendon McCullum as England's Test coach, we cross live to the funeral service for English cricket. Then, 1991 Open Champion Ian-Baker Finch calls in from Royal Birkdale to preview this year's tournament. World Cup Fat is back as there are four teams left in the comp, and we say a fond farewell to some of our favourite nations. FInally, Billy has a joke about an inappropriate doctor's appointment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As voted by the Rush Hour Family, these are Billy's most loved jokes of 2026 so far.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026. We start with a quiz that Billy tried to get out of before it started, then flashback to Chris Connolly's chat about the infamous Sirengate game in 2006. Billy had a brand new very serious news segment, Topics Brownless got interrupted, and we remember an Idiot Song all about his incapability with technology. A nasty crash in the Tour Down Under inspired a Craft Attack, and JB went 1-on-1 with Gout Gout. Topics Brownless came back - but a Jay-Z inspired quote from a listener had us in stitches. Then, the Herbmeister Nat Herbstreit joined the boys to talk about Eurovision - and some Triple M Footy personality's vocal efforts. Finally, Billy had a joke about one of the side effects of the Little Blue Pill.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026. We start with a journey back to the Winter Olympics, where a bronze medallist's TV interview tickled Billy's Fanty. Then we hear Topics Brownless, and a Craft Attack about Channel 7's coverage of a Gout Gout victory. Alex Carey called in from Bangladesh, but Billy just wanted to talk about his business partnerships. Then JB and Billy take you behind the scenes of Billy's infamous nudie run in Munich on The Footy Show. North Melbourne star Charlie Comben had a very funny story about running into Billy on a night out, then the Western Bulldogs Cody Weightman joined the boys just before he made his AFL return this season. Billy had an intervention for our off air staff who were getting very ahead of themselves, and he finished with a joke about a call to 000.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026. We start with a hilarious moment involving Aussie MLB star Travis Bazzana, before hearing JB and Billy's chat with Bombers legend James Hird - including Billy's very direct opening question. Topics Brayshaw asked when you've been ripped off, and comedy royalty Glenn Robbins popped by to talk about when his jokes go underappreciated. North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey had an impersonation for us, and Billy tried his own impersonation of a seaside animal. The comedy superstars continued to roll in, with Dave Hughes joining JB and Billy for a chat about the infamous Carlton group chat, and we hear an Idiot Song from Billy set to a classic Van Halen song. Finally, Billy had a joke about a little girl's trip to the pet store.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB and Billy take a trip down memory lane and revisit their favourite - and the most talked about - moments from The Footy Show. We start on the day the show was officially finished up, before reminiscing about Billy's Wheel, and the night JB wore a Borat Green Mankini. We hear about Billy doing a skydive, and the absolute chaos that was Big Bill's House. We remember a Footy Show x Saturday Rub crossover, when something Sam Newman said on Thursday night had the late great Danny Frawley fuming. The boys remember some all-time fails - like Billy's fan, the wrong prize, the wrong band, and an ice bucket challenge that took all day to go wrong. Finally, it's pants off, as Shane Crawford recalls dacking Sam Newman on air, and Billy takes you behind the scenes of his infamous nudie run through a park in Munich.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026. We start with Billy's shambolic horse racing quiz for legendary jockey Glen Boss, then flashback to when Nathan McAndrew called in shortly after South Australia won back-to-back Sheffield Shield titles. We hear a gigantic Idiot File, and list off some our sweariest guests, before JB and Billy relive a couple of Footy Show moments that didn't go to plan, and get inspiration from the Freo Dockers for a new favourite part of our show. UK comedy legend Stephen K Amos dropped by to talk about The Ashes, A.I, and MONA, then Topics Brayshaw gets interrupted by a surprise appearance from Billy's arch-nemesis Todd from Barwon Heads. Finally, we revisit Billy's joke about a visit to the doctor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026. We revisit when Billy and Rabsy turned up on JB's doorstep in Port Fairy, then hear the boys' chat with Sam Pang - who had just announced he wasn't hosting the Logies anymore. The boys continue reminiscing about The Footy Show - this time, the chaotic segment that was Big Bill's House. Then we hear Billy's new segment that skated dangerously close to the inappropes line. We remember when Billy had a complete meltdown and nearly cost us our license, and when the boys chatted to the legendary Bruce McAvaney. We look back at Billy's segments that only got one run, then Topics Brownless asks a question nobody else would dare to. Finally, Billy tells a joke with a little help from a Sesame Street character.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026. We start with a look back at some Brownless Craft that didn't impress Demons captain Max Gawn, before Topics Rabs joins in the fun. Winter Olympic Gold Medallist Cooper Woods called in after his Moguls win in Italy, then the boys revisit the night JB wore a Mankini on The Footy Show, and we hear when something from the Oscars became a regular part of our show. We hear some more Brownless Craft from a Sam Mitchell press conference, L.A Rams stars Kevin Dotson and Kyron Williams visited our studio before they take on the 49ers at the Triple MCG in September. Billy looks at the new sounds that have been inducted into the National Sound Archive, and we finish with a joke about Cotton Eyed Joe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026. We start by looking back at when Billy brought an air horn into IKON Park during a pre-season game, then Tom Gleisner gives the boys a Have You Been Paying Attention quiz. Topics Brownless goes with a real bad one, then the boys reflect on some of the biggest moments from The Footy Show - starting with Billy's Wheel. We remember when Billy tried to kill off a footy legend, hear Billy's Idiot File, Gary Ablett Jr drops by, and Billy finishes with a joke inspired by Snoop Dogg.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB and Billy have taken off for a little break, but we've got one more look back at an enormous week. We revisit JB's meltdown, Comm Games Gold Medallist Sam Williamson, JB's A.I Questions for Billy, AFLW B&F Winner Ash Riddell, LA Rams Xavier Smith and Tyler Davis, listener feedback for Billy mowing down a lasagna, an Idiot FIle, and Billy's Joke about a deli worker who got fired.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.