The Rush Hour Melbourne Catch Up - 105.1 Triple M Melbourne - James Brayshaw and Billy Brownless

Billy's not happy with Jay Z Clark, but he puts that aside to deliver a monster All Sports Report - as Chris Fagan steps up for Alastair Clarkson, and Toby Greene talks torps. Melbourne Storm icon Ryan Papenhuyzen calls in as he prepares to call the Rugby World Cup on Channel 7 - but we also want to know what he's been up to - including a hard launch! Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you've seen unusual, and we get a surprise call from Todd from Barwon Heads - but Billy is too good for him. We bring back Froffy Time ahead of tonight's final in Freo, then it's a massive edition of Billy's Idiot File. Carlton star Earl Spalding calls in to remember the 1995 Grand Final where his Blues did a number on Billy's Cats, then Billy finishes with a Fruity Friday Joke about a scantily-clad neighbour.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick things off with North Melbourne's announcement that they have parted ways with Senior Coach Alastair Clarkson. Former club President JB gives his thoughts on the decision, before Billy wraps up the rest of the day in sport. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary has more on Al Clarkson's sacking, and who the Roos might target to be their next coach - plus there's plenty of trade rumours doing the rounds. Chris and Drew battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Herbie comes in to deliver some social media feedback for Billy's spectacular fall out of a bin yesterday. Australian Football Hall of Famer Terry Wallace joins the boys in studio to talk about life in retirement, and reflect on the Hawks' dominant decade in the 80s. Finally, Billy goes back to the well with another Bins Joke to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Bins Day! It's the 1st of September and the bins are out later. Billy celebrates by starting the show in a wheelie bin... before he has to try and get out of said wheelie bin. Once we've recovered, Billy gives us an All Sports Report - and he's filthied up that a Cats VFL player has gone elsewhere. Then we're excited to announce the return of Triple M Fest on Grand Final Eve Eve. Adelaide's Ben Keays calls in before they take on the Dogs on Saturday night, then we look back at why we call Billy 'Bins' in the first place. Topics Brownless wants to know what you couldn't remove from your house, then Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio in a surprisingly good mood after their Wildcard Round loss to Carlton. Finally, Billy has a bin-themed joke to close out Bins Day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a beautiful weekend Billy is so excited that he forgets to play his All Sports Report opener - but we eventually get to it, and a return of one of the best-named athletes in all of sport. Damian Barrett is in studio with all his positives and negatives from Wildcard Round. JB has heard word that some NBL players gave Tony Jones a chomping, then we move Billy's 5 at 5:05 up the order - where he plays us his favourite moments from the weekend of Triple M Footy. We want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist, then Freo cult hero Patrick Voss calls in ahead of his 50th game in a Qualifying Final against Hawthorn. Finally, Billy is having a glow-up for spring by putting on one of Herbie's facemasks, and he tells us a joke about his mate with a lisp.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listen back to our favourite moments from this week - including Comm Games gold medallist Sam Williamson and his lasagna, Billy calling guests the wrong name, Hawks coach Sam Mitchell, Bily's Robot Wrap, the Idiot Song, NBA star Cole ANthony, and Billy's Whale Joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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JB has had a very relaxing day, and Billy's been couch shopping. So he's fired up to deliver an enormous All Sports Report. Snowboarding legend Scotty James joins the boys in studio as he gets ready to play in tonight's Legends Game, then JB shares the story of how Tony Jones first got nicknamed 'Chompers'. Carlton Rising Star winner Jagga Smith calls in on the eve of the Wildcard games, and we get a food-themed Idiot Song out of Billy. Brian Taylor is in studio before he calls tonight's legends game - and we get a detailed report of what happened when he nearly blew himself up trying to fix a water heater. Finally, Billy has a fruity joke about James Bond to finish out the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We begin by saying rest in peace to the great Dolly Parton - who passed away today aged 80. Billy launches into the All Sports Report - with a comprehensive wrap of last night's AFL Awards, including a very interesting guest list on Table 12. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with more on the AFL Awards, plus the latest speculation on Zak Butters, Toby Greene, Jesse Hogan, Kieren Briggs, and Tim English. Robbie and Johnny battle it out in a very competitive Hump Day Quiz, then JB has received an email from Warwick about all the times Billy said a guest's name wrong to their face. Billy has the inside scoop on the latest "Internal Design" trend, then Hawthorn coach Sam Mitchell is in studio ahead of a big finals campaign - but first we have to get his opinion on some of Billy's Hawks-related Craft Attacks. Finally, Billy has a joke about a lonely gecko to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's been pissing down in Melbourne, but you can't dampen Billy's enthusiasm for the All Sports Report - which includes a toddler invading a professional soccer game. Two-time Allan Border Medallist Travis Head calls in after the Aussies defeated Bangladesh in Mackay, then Topics Brownless wants to know when your kid has interrupted something. Billy has some footy newses with some big names re-signing, then Herbie is in with social media feedback for Billy's Robot Craft and his very poor birthday joke. JB isn't happy with the state of barber shops in Australia, then NBA star Cole Anthony calls in as he prepares to suit up for Melbourne United this NBL season - but the boys have a warning for him about living in Melbourne. Finally, Billy has nowhere to go but up after yesterday's joke, and he delivers some gold with a joke about whales.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Double-header Fat has come in hot after a big weekend, and he kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as another English cricketer finds himself in hot water. Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 24 - plus a little season review for some of the clubs who missed the finals. Plus JB has found an article that's missing one very key piece of information. We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, Billy plays his top 5 moments from Triple M Footy this weekend, and we have a new segment called Fat's Robot Wrap. Billy whips through some footy news, then Aussie swimming champion Sam Williamson is in studio fresh off his success in Glasgow and the USA - and he's brought more lasagna for Billy to eat. Finally, a carbed-up Billy tells a joke about a confusing birthday party.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look back at our favourite moments from this week on Triple M's Rush Hour: including Billy's milkshake, new Carlton coach Josh Fraser, an AI article about Billy that is completely wrong, North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey, the Wacky World of William, Wheel of Fat, Billy's special Idiot File, another update on Billy's AI article, and a joke that needed help from Rabs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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While JB's wife does all the work around the house, Billy has been at an interesting function, and he kicks us off with the All Sports Report - which features our favourite darts man Luke Littler. Callum Ferguson calls in from Mackay ahead of the 2nd Test between Australian and Bangladesh, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know when you've been given a clip by technology. Herbie is back in studio with another update on the article that intimated Billy was in poor health, and as if to back that article up - Billy delivers a underwhelming segment of footy newses. A very special Idiot File has Billy thinking it's his best week ever, but there's more to the story. Collingwood legend Peter Daicos is in studio to talk about his book details his family's story, including his own secret cancer battle that he has thankfully recovered from. Finally, Billy wraps up a week of book-themed jokes with a Fruity Joke about the Guinness Book of Records.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As we reflect on Billy's disgraceful behaviour towards Jeff Kennett during a Cats Hawks game, he kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - and it was raining piss missiles in an MLB game in MIlwaukee. CHannel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in from Sydney after the Swans suspend five players for breaching club standards. Plus we wonder when Essendon will actually select a coach, and if Mitch will ever play a game of footy. Ryan and Ivan battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Herbie is in studio to read an alarming article about Billy. We get a couple of quick hits of footy news, then Topics Brownless asks about the household items you never use. We've got a brand new segment that includes all of Billy's other segments, then Melbourne United's Luke Travers is in studio ahead of the NBL season tipping off next month. Finally, Billy continues his week of book-themed jokes, with a little help from Rabs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB is back from Perth, and Billy had a great night at the milkshake parlour of all places - he kicks things off with the All Sports Report, where he should probably listen to audio grabs before he throws to them. Collingwood's Roan Steele and Tarni White are in studio as the men prepare for Wildcard Round, and the women launch into their season - but Billy is particularly interested in where the name 'Roan' comes from. The Wacky World of William looks at a bizarre competition at the Iowa State Fair, then Josh Fraser calls in after officially being announced as Carlton's permanent senior coach. Jack Gunston and Bradley Hill are in studio together as they both play their 300th games this weekend - as Billy circles back to a personal question he asked Jack the last time he was in. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in with the latest on the Sydney Swans sexual assault allegations. Billy's 5 at 5:05 has been moved to 5:45 - where his favourite moments of the Triple M Footy weekend include a new player nickname, and some former players trying their hands at commentary. Finally, Billy has another book related joke... and we're sensing a theme for the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy got unfavourably compared to a former footballer today, but he regroups to deliver the All Sports Report, as a swimming legend is dethroned by an Aussie star. Damian Barrett is in studio with updates on the Sydney Swans sexual assault allegations, plus news that Josh Fraser has been named as Carlton coach. Plus he has all his positives and negatives from Round 23. We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, Billy has some more footy tidbits, and a wrap of last night's Logie awards - including a bit of mail from the Channel 7 sports table. North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey is in studio after his side's narrow loss to Billy's Cats, and we play him AFL CEO Andrew Dillon's reaction to Nick's impersonation of him. Finally, Billy has a joke about a police raid to close the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look back at our favourite moments from the week, including Billy's Tex Walker Craft - AND Tex's response. Also Topics Brownless, Larry Emdur, JB's lost Logies, NBA Star Jock Landale, an Idiot Song, and Billy's old man joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Billy starts with the All Sports Report - as the Aussies struggle in Darwin, and a Collingwood legend announces his retirement. Merv Hughes and Brad Haddin call in from Darwin with an update on the Aussies' first test against Bangladesh, then Topics Brayshaw wants to hear some UnAustralian behaviour. Aunty Donna's Broden Kelly is in studio to talk about his new footy videogame, and why GMHBA Stadium deserves half a star. We celebrate Herbie's birthday on the weekend, then hear an Idiot Song featuring Billy's funniest cockups with members of the Rush Hour Family. Dees Captain Max Gawn is in studio ahead of their game against Port Adelaide, then Billy finishes with a fruity joke - and accidentally kills someone off.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A well-rested Billy Brownless kicks us off with the All Sports Report - with a tribute to Port Adelaide's long-time boot-studder... and his very interesting name. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary joins the boys with all the headlines before Round 23, then Big Kev and Johnno battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz. JB has a story about his two missing Logies, then 2024 Gold Logie winner Larry Emdur calls in - as Billy runs through some of his less successful shows. North Melbourne AFLW star Libby Birch is in studio as they attempt to do the Premiership three-peat this season, and Billy closes the show with a joke about sneezing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy kicks the show off with a sharp All Sports Report, then it's time for Topics Brownless - with a topic that needs a bit of finessing. Collingwood's Lachie Schultz is in studio after locking in a wildcard spot, then he brings in former Freo and North player Darcy Tucker to talk about their new sports underwear brand PEAKED. Aussie cricketing legend Ricky Ponting calls in from his son's training session to talk about Australia's upcoming series against Bangladesh, then retiring Adelaide Crows superstar Taylor Walker calls in to give Billy a serve over his craft attack from yesterday. Finally, Billy tells a joke about two old men comparing their troubles to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As our mate Robbo would say - IT'S PISSING DOWN everywhere today, but you can't dampen the mood in the Rush Hour studios - as Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - with a returning sponsor, and a piece of craft that will definitely come back to bite him. Damian Barrett pulls an overtime shift to get through all the headlines, positives, and negatives from Round 22 - including the latest on Geelong and the Jake Kolodjashnij contract. Billy takes you through his top 5 Triple M Footy moments from the weekend, and he has an apology for Tex Walker after his earlier craft attack. NBA star Jock Landale is in studio ahead of a Boomers mini-camp, as he details how he was involved in a bizarre trade situation with the Utah Jazz. Finally, Billy has a joke about drugs in space to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ahead of Spud's Game tonight, JB and Billy reflect on the great Danny Frawley and some of the hilarious moments we shared with him on Triple M. We start by chatting to Spud's daughter Chelsea, who has been a massive driver of Spud's Game, before moving into a montage of Spud's most insane moments. We hear the time Spud pretended to be a doctor at a conference, and when he first launched The Glass Eye. We remember the email he sent to the Fox Footy staff about his make-up, and hear Billy's weird goodbye plus the time Spud revealed Billy's wig. We remember Spud rocking up to Grand Final Day with a brass band, and finally - the time Spud found out JB's nephew Angus was dating his daughter Danielle.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - but there's one massive story he's suspiciously avoiding. Premiership player and coach John Longmire calls in to talk about his new autobiography, but Billy has been on a Craft Attack. Then Topics Brayshaw asks you for your version of hell. We've got a tentative brand new segment - Viral Fat, then it's an enormous edition of Billy's Idiot File. Former St Kilda legend Stewart Loewe is in studio ahead of Spud's Game on Sunday night - but he and Billy also share some footy history. Finally, Billy has a fruity Thursday joke about a discarded condom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Puffer Jacket Fat kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as a cheating scandal rocks the world of cycling, but not in the way you'd think. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the headlines before round 22, but a bombshell from his own world has the boys completely rocked. Justin and Caleb battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then we replay the time Danny Spud Frawley was introduced to a conference room as a doctor. Comedian Nick Cody joins the boys as he embarks on a 'one more time before the baby arrives' tour, then Danny Frawley's daughter Chelsea is in to tell us what's happening around Spud's Game at Marvel Stadium on Sunday night. Finally, Billy has a joke about his job at the cat shelter to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's bloody cold in Melbourne, so Billy fires up at Ken Hinkley and the Tassie Devils in the All Sports Report. Carlton young guns Jagga Smith and Abbie McKay are in studio together ahead of their double-header against the Saints on Sunday night, then Topics Brownless wants you to tell us who's a bigger bull**** artist than Donald Trump. Billy has some footy and cricket newses, and JB had a weird interaction in an Uber. Ben Cousins and Scott Miller are in studio together to share what they're doing with ADA Australia's BEACON program, after they both experienced the highs and lows of professional sport. Finally, Billy has a joke about a romantic encounter with his girlfriend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rabs is back from Bali, and Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - including a horrifically bad National Anthem, and a Paraguayan/NZ Craft Attack. Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 21 - but Billy is distracted by a horse race on TV. We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, then it's Billy's favourite moments from the weekend of footy, and the final Comm Games Fat as we wrap up an incredibly successful games in Glasgow. NBL Star Dash Daniels is in studio and talks about why he's stayed in the NBL rather than playing in the NBA or College, then Billy has a joke about a blind man in a precarious situation at the pub to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listen back to our favourite stuff from this week - including Collingwood's Harry Perryman, Count Mayo's drought-breaking Gaelic Football Title, Sam Docherty, Topics Brayshaw, Sam Williamson, Billy's County Mayo Craft, an Idiot Song, and Billy's Wooden Eye joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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JB"s a touch concerned about Bird Flu, but we push on with Billy's All Sports Report - as a panel is put together to choose the Tassie Devils' club song. JB has received an email about Billy's poor performance yesterday, which leads to a much more up and about Comm Games Fat. Retired Carlton star Sam Docherty is in studio to talk about his new book, then swimmer Sam 'Lasagna' Williamson calls in from Glasgow to celebrate his four gold medals, and an astounding comeback story. Billy's Idiot Song is inspired by Barnaby Joyce, then Sydney's Errol Gulden calls in ahead of their game against St KIlda on Saturday - but who was he supporting when the Socceroos played Turkey in the World Cup. Finally, Billy goes with a fruity Thursday joke about a bull that needs a little help 'covering' the cows.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are excited because Stifler's Mom is in Australia, but Billy straightens up to deliver the All Sports Report - with an update on the UK Cricket Cheating scandal. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with news on Collingwood and Geelong's new pre-game routine, plus updates on Essendon and Carlton's coaching searches. James and Zach battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, JB has his say on England's next possible cricket coach, then Comm Games Fat battles his way through his daily update- as our Aussie sprinters set new national records. AFLW superstars Sarah Rowe and Monique Conti are in studio ahead of the Australia vs Ireland game on Saturday, but we have to talk to Sarah about County Mayo finally breaking it's 75-year title drought on the weekend. Finally, in desperate need of Plastic, Billy goes back to an oldie for his joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Victoria has a new Premier, and Billy starts the show with the All Sports Report - and a scandal that has rocked English Club Cricket. Topics Brayshaw asks for the things you're not looking forward to doing, then pole vault superstar Kurtis Marschall calls in from Glasgow as he attempts to win his third consecutive Comm Games gold. Billy has all the latest from Glasgow with Comm Games Fat, then we look back at our favourite moments from Triple M Footy this weekend. Billy and Herbie got in early today to call a pub in County Mayo, Ireland, to see how their celebrations were going, then Collingwood's Harry Perryman is in studio before they take on the Cats on Thursday night. Finally, Billy tries to recover from being Woolied yesterday with a fruity glitter joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Herbie is in for Bali Rabs, and Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report, as Oscar Piastri's rotten luck continues in Hungary. Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 20, including Max King's hamstring, Ty Gallop's possible suspension, and a disappointing performance from North Melbourne. We want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist, then Comm Games Fat gives you all the results from the weekend as Australia dominates the medals. A new coaches votes record has been set, Channel 7 and Triple M WA Footy Reporter Ryan Daniels calls in as the lid gets blown further off at Fremantle, and a 75 year curse gets broken in Ireland. Former Bomber and Swan, now Bombers board member Ted Richards calls in as he prepares to run 150km in August for the Ted Hollows Foundation, and Billy has a joke about a funeral speech to end the show - will Herbie give it Plastic or Woolly Bully?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look back at our favourite moments from the week - including Damian Barrett reacting to Ken Hinkley being hired as Tassie Devils coach, Topics Brayshaw, Sophie Molineux, Barnaby Joyce Craft Attacks, Comm Games medal chance Seth O'Donnell, a forensic look at Billy's worst game of footy, a massive Idiot File, and Billy's retiring flasher joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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JB has found his favourite jumper, we remember the Crows being robbed in 2009, and Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as the AFL announces a new award. Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio ahead of the Dees' game against Geelong, then Topics Rabs comes to the party before he heads off on holiday. Aussie Women's T20 Captain Sophie Molineux calls in from the UK after winning the World Cup, then it's Billy's Idiot File. Geelong's Jeremy Cameron calls in with a promising update on shoulder injury... but we're concerned with what he was forced to wear recently. Finally, Billy has a joke about a swearing parrot to finish our week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB's been at boxing today, but Billy comes out swinging with the All Sports Report - as darts sensation Luke Littler goes whack. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary joins the boys with all the headlines ahead of Round 20 - as the rumours around which players Tassie will go after get louder. Cooper and Brad battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then JB has an investigation into Billy's 1994 season - which featured perhaps his worst game ever. Billy has an update on the man who was attacked by a bison, then Adelaide defender Wayne Milera calls in ahead of their game against the Pies tomorrow night.Finally, Billy has an oft-heard joke about Little Johnny's dad.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With the Triple M Big Bosses looking on, Billy kickstarts the show with the All Sports Report - as Travis Bazzana hits ANOTHER piss missile. Aussie long-distance runner Seth O'Donnell calls in from Belgium as he prepares for the Comm Games, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you don't understand - as Todd from Barwon Heads makes a surprise appearance. The MMM network craft-makers have been hard at work all around the country after Barnaby Joyce yelled at his dog on Live TV - so Billy has picked out his top 5 favourite pieces of Barnaby craft. Herbie is in with some social media feedback, and JB shows us a very interesting interview with Hollywood star Olivia Wilde. Geelong's James Worpel calls in from the past and confuses Billy, before he regroups to tell a joke about a flasher considering retirement.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dim Sims Brownless kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as the World Cup has its champion, and Travis Bazzana hits another piss missile. Damian Barrett is in to chat about his positives and negatives from Round 19 - and react to Ken Hinkley being announced as the Tasmania Devils first AFL senior coach. We want you to pat yourself on the back with Monday Brag Artist, then it's the final World Cup Fat. JB wants older men to visit the Doctor, we give you a sneak peek into a new segment starting next week, six-time Comm Games medallist Giaan Rooney calls in to preview the Glasgow games, and we recap Billy trying to shamelessly steal Ariarne Titmus' predictions. Finally, Billy has a joke about how children are named to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look back at our favourite moments from the week, including footage of a very young Damian Barrett, Topics Brownless, Ariarne Titmus, Billy's Obituary to BazBall, Kevin Sheedy, Twinnies Craft, a World Cup Fat Idiot Song, and Billy's fruity doctor joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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