Triple M’s Rush Hour with James Brayshaw and Billy Brownless will get you home from 3-5pm Monday to Friday. They’ve got Melbourne stitched up, with the biggest names in town joining them in the studio every day. Plus your favourite segments like Billy’s Bake, what have you seen…unusual, the Idiot File & Billy’s Joke. If it bounces, rolls or scores in Melbourne, then these two characters will have it covered in ways only they can. Listen 3-5 weekdays on 105.1 Triple M Melbourne, 6pm Mon-Thurs on 104.7 Triple M Adelaide or catch up with the show here.
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With the Triple M Big Bosses looking on, Billy kickstarts the show with the All Sports Report - as Travis Bazzana hits ANOTHER piss missile. Aussie long-distance runner Seth O'Donnell calls in from Belgium as he prepares for the Comm Games, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you don't understand - as Todd from Barwon Heads makes a surprise appearance. The MMM network craft-makers have been hard at work all around the country after Barnaby Joyce yelled at his dog on Live TV - so Billy has picked out his top 5 favourite pieces of Barnaby craft. Herbie is in with some social media feedback, and JB shows us a very interesting interview with Hollywood star Olivia Wilde. Geelong's James Worpel calls in from the past and confuses Billy, before he regroups to tell a joke about a flasher considering retirement.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dim Sims Brownless kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as the World Cup has its champion, and Travis Bazzana hits another piss missile. Damian Barrett is in to chat about his positives and negatives from Round 19 - and react to Ken Hinkley being announced as the Tasmania Devils first AFL senior coach. We want you to pat yourself on the back with Monday Brag Artist, then it's the final World Cup Fat. JB wants older men to visit the Doctor, we give you a sneak peek into a new segment starting next week, six-time Comm Games medallist Giaan Rooney calls in to preview the Glasgow games, and we recap Billy trying to shamelessly steal Ariarne Titmus' predictions. Finally, Billy has a joke about how children are named to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Look back at our favourite moments from the week, including footage of a very young Damian Barrett, Topics Brownless, Ariarne Titmus, Billy's Obituary to BazBall, Kevin Sheedy, Twinnies Craft, a World Cup Fat Idiot Song, and Billy's fruity doctor joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy is at GMHBA ahead of the Cats and Saints, and we start with the All Sports Report - as the Poms blow a golden chance to play in their first World Cup Final since 1966. Freo ruckman Mason Cox calls in and chats to Billy 1-on-1, then Topics Brayshaw asks for the worst street names. Jack Heverin joins Billy at GMHBA, and World Cup Fat takes a deeper look at the semi-final between England and Argentina. We've got a World Cup themed Idiot Song, St Kilda's Callum Wilkie joins Billy on the boundary at GMHBA, then we send Billy off roaming to fill some time - and it turns into a complete train wreck. Finally, Billy has a fruity joke about a Cocker Spaniel.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB is ready to go after a boxing training session, and Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - and a major upset at the World Cup, Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary has all the headlines ahead of Round 19, including a big signing at the Bombers - but the biggest story is Mitch's pulled hammy. Adrian and Matty battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then the Wacky World of William makes a return, and we remember when Billy ate curried sausages live on air. Four-time Olympic Gold Medallist Ariarne Titmus is in studio to preview the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow - as she also discusses why she retired from swimming so young. FInally, Billy has a joke about an ad for a radio to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's ratings day and JB and Billy are up and about. Billy has a very comprehensive All Sports Report - including some drama coming out of Senegal. Former Socceroo Tommy Oar calls in to review Australia's World Cup performance, and he gives his predictions on who will win the semi-finals this week. Topics Brownless asks about when you've lost something - which leads to an epic call from a guy named Roger. The Twinnies are back in the news, and Billy uses it as a chance to talk to his twin Cedric, then JB shares a story about when he got caught in the wrong toilet. AFL playing and coaching legend Kevin Sheedy is in studio, as Billy goes one-on-one with some very hard hitting questions. Finally, Billy has a joke that was almost as long as old mate Roger's story to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB and Billy are back from their little spell, and after JB recounts his trip to Byron Bay, Billy launches into a jam packed All Sports Report. Damian Barrett is in studio to discuss his positives and negatives from Round 18, but we were sent some very old audio of an 18 year old Damo that you just HAVE to hear. Monday Brag Artist gives you the chance to pump yourself up, then Billy looks at his top 5 moments from Triple M Footy this weekend. With the sacking of Brendon McCullum as England's Test coach, we cross live to the funeral service for English cricket. Then, 1991 Open Champion Ian-Baker Finch calls in from Royal Birkdale to preview this year's tournament. World Cup Fat is back as there are four teams left in the comp, and we say a fond farewell to some of our favourite nations. FInally, Billy has a joke about an inappropriate doctor's appointment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
As voted by the Rush Hour Family, these are Billy's most loved jokes of 2026 so far.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026. We start with a quiz that Billy tried to get out of before it started, then flashback to Chris Connolly's chat about the infamous Sirengate game in 2006. Billy had a brand new very serious news segment, Topics Brownless got interrupted, and we remember an Idiot Song all about his incapability with technology. A nasty crash in the Tour Down Under inspired a Craft Attack, and JB went 1-on-1 with Gout Gout. Topics Brownless came back - but a Jay-Z inspired quote from a listener had us in stitches. Then, the Herbmeister Nat Herbstreit joined the boys to talk about Eurovision - and some Triple M Footy personality's vocal efforts. Finally, Billy had a joke about one of the side effects of the Little Blue Pill.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026. We start with a journey back to the Winter Olympics, where a bronze medallist's TV interview tickled Billy's Fanty. Then we hear Topics Brownless, and a Craft Attack about Channel 7's coverage of a Gout Gout victory. Alex Carey called in from Bangladesh, but Billy just wanted to talk about his business partnerships. Then JB and Billy take you behind the scenes of Billy's infamous nudie run in Munich on The Footy Show. North Melbourne star Charlie Comben had a very funny story about running into Billy on a night out, then the Western Bulldogs Cody Weightman joined the boys just before he made his AFL return this season. Billy had an intervention for our off air staff who were getting very ahead of themselves, and he finished with a joke about a call to 000.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026. We start with a hilarious moment involving Aussie MLB star Travis Bazzana, before hearing JB and Billy's chat with Bombers legend James Hird - including Billy's very direct opening question. Topics Brayshaw asked when you've been ripped off, and comedy royalty Glenn Robbins popped by to talk about when his jokes go underappreciated. North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey had an impersonation for us, and Billy tried his own impersonation of a seaside animal. The comedy superstars continued to roll in, with Dave Hughes joining JB and Billy for a chat about the infamous Carlton group chat, and we hear an Idiot Song from Billy set to a classic Van Halen song. Finally, Billy had a joke about a little girl's trip to the pet store.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB and Billy take a trip down memory lane and revisit their favourite - and the most talked about - moments from The Footy Show. We start on the day the show was officially finished up, before reminiscing about Billy's Wheel, and the night JB wore a Borat Green Mankini. We hear about Billy doing a skydive, and the absolute chaos that was Big Bill's House. We remember a Footy Show x Saturday Rub crossover, when something Sam Newman said on Thursday night had the late great Danny Frawley fuming. The boys remember some all-time fails - like Billy's fan, the wrong prize, the wrong band, and an ice bucket challenge that took all day to go wrong. Finally, it's pants off, as Shane Crawford recalls dacking Sam Newman on air, and Billy takes you behind the scenes of his infamous nudie run through a park in Munich.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026. We start with Billy's shambolic horse racing quiz for legendary jockey Glen Boss, then flashback to when Nathan McAndrew called in shortly after South Australia won back-to-back Sheffield Shield titles. We hear a gigantic Idiot File, and list off some our sweariest guests, before JB and Billy relive a couple of Footy Show moments that didn't go to plan, and get inspiration from the Freo Dockers for a new favourite part of our show. UK comedy legend Stephen K Amos dropped by to talk about The Ashes, A.I, and MONA, then Topics Brayshaw gets interrupted by a surprise appearance from Billy's arch-nemesis Todd from Barwon Heads. Finally, we revisit Billy's joke about a visit to the doctor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026. We revisit when Billy and Rabsy turned up on JB's doorstep in Port Fairy, then hear the boys' chat with Sam Pang - who had just announced he wasn't hosting the Logies anymore. The boys continue reminiscing about The Footy Show - this time, the chaotic segment that was Big Bill's House. Then we hear Billy's new segment that skated dangerously close to the inappropes line. We remember when Billy had a complete meltdown and nearly cost us our license, and when the boys chatted to the legendary Bruce McAvaney. We look back at Billy's segments that only got one run, then Topics Brownless asks a question nobody else would dare to. Finally, Billy tells a joke with a little help from a Sesame Street character.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026. We start with a look back at some Brownless Craft that didn't impress Demons captain Max Gawn, before Topics Rabs joins in the fun. Winter Olympic Gold Medallist Cooper Woods called in after his Moguls win in Italy, then the boys revisit the night JB wore a Mankini on The Footy Show, and we hear when something from the Oscars became a regular part of our show. We hear some more Brownless Craft from a Sam Mitchell press conference, L.A Rams stars Kevin Dotson and Kyron Williams visited our studio before they take on the 49ers at the Triple MCG in September. Billy looks at the new sounds that have been inducted into the National Sound Archive, and we finish with a joke about Cotton Eyed Joe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB and Billy are having a little spell, so we're reliving our favourite moments from 2026. We start by looking back at when Billy brought an air horn into IKON Park during a pre-season game, then Tom Gleisner gives the boys a Have You Been Paying Attention quiz. Topics Brownless goes with a real bad one, then the boys reflect on some of the biggest moments from The Footy Show - starting with Billy's Wheel. We remember when Billy tried to kill off a footy legend, hear Billy's Idiot File, Gary Ablett Jr drops by, and Billy finishes with a joke inspired by Snoop Dogg.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB and Billy have taken off for a little break, but we've got one more look back at an enormous week. We revisit JB's meltdown, Comm Games Gold Medallist Sam Williamson, JB's A.I Questions for Billy, AFLW B&F Winner Ash Riddell, LA Rams Xavier Smith and Tyler Davis, listener feedback for Billy mowing down a lasagna, an Idiot FIle, and Billy's Joke about a deli worker who got fired.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We start the show with an extremely deep cut from Billy's footy career, then whip through the All Sports Report - where Mitch Cleary is set to play in the VAFA. Topics Brayshaw asks who can get stuffed, but Todd from Barwon Heads makes an appearance to send Billy off into his holiday! GWS Giants star Aaron Cadman is in studio, and Billy has a bone to pick with JB for something he said on yesterday's show. We've got a mammoth Idiot FIle from Billy, a huge roundup of World Cup Fat, JB has some questions for Billy written by A.I, and we finish with Billy's Joke - with some bonus JB fruit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - featuring some big names... and long names on the card at a boxing event in Brisbane. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio after a trip to Noosa, and he's got the latest news on Toby Greene, Ben King, Zac Bailey, Tyson Stengle, and Zak Butters - plus heaps more. Anne and Shannon battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then it's World Cup Fat - and another enormous Conga line. AFLW B&F winner Ash Riddell is in studio as part of the Australian team set to take on Ireland in August, Herbie is in studio with some social media feedback for greedy guts Brownless, then Billy finishes the show with a joke about a really bad lover.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy is feeling the winter chill, and JB must've had a brain freeze - that's the only way we can explain the meltdown he had to start the show. BIlly picks us up with the All Sports Report, then a bumper edition of World Cup Fat - including a commentator who might still be yelling, and a French boundary rider in Philadelphia. Commonwealth Games gold medallist Sam Williamson is in studio as he prepares to go to Glasgow, but he's also brought in a homemade Lasagna for Billy to try. BIlly has a quick wrap of footy news, then his favourite moments from the weekend on Triple M Footy, before JB has a message for young people with their heads buried in their phones. Socceroos goalkeeper Andrew Redmayne calls in and tells us how the Aussies can beat Paraguay on Friday, then Billy has a very fruity joke about a deli worker to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Our favourite Triple M news man Stephen Zois has given us some more gold, then Billy whips through the All Sports Report - as Travis Bazzana continues his piss missile rampage. Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 15, then JB takes centre stage in Monday Brag Artist. Billy has all the latest soccer scores with World Cup Fat, plus the latest news from cricket, footy, and the Commonwealth Games. LA Rams stars Xavier Smith and Tyler Davis are in studio as they get set to take on the San Francisco 49ers at the MCG in September - but Xavier may have heard about Billy's footy career - and he has questions! Finally, Billy finishes the show with an elephant joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Look back at our favourite moments from this week, including Billy baking Turkiye after the Socceroos World Cup win, Brendan Doggett, a very funny tennis interview, Topics Brownless, Brandon and Craig Starcevich, some Brownless Craft, Dan Ginnane, Idiot Song, and Billy's completely butchered joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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JB and Billy kick things off with a recap of last night's State of Origin game at the MCG, before whipping through the All Sports Report. Horse-racing commentator Lizzie Jelfs calls in from Royal Ascot in the UK as Billy's Horse Further prepares to race in the Gold Cup, then it's time for World Cup Fat - but why is there a conga line in our studio? Topics Brayshaw wants to hear your juvenile company names, he has an interesting tidbit about engine oil, Billy has some extra newses, and we get an Idiot Song set to a WWE Legend's theme. Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio just before he flies out to Adelaide to take on the Crows - so we wondered if there was a plane hierarchy at the Dees. Finally, Billy has a joke about a man trying to smuggle stuff back into the country after a Safari.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB and Billy are live at the Triple MCG ahead of State of Origin Game 2. Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - where a French tennis player has caused a stir for his post-game interview antics. Hayden and Nat battle it out inthe Hump Day Quiz, then Channel 7's Xander McGuire calls in with all the headlines ahead of Round 15 - including Paul Curtis, AFL in India, and Damian Hardwick. Herbie is in with some social media feedback for Billy's Bake - and the comments from our Turkish mates has been less than friendly! Channel 9's James Bracey pops in ahead of the game tonight, but he apparently has some athletic prowess of his own, then Dan Ginnane joins the boys as he prepares to call the socks off Origin for Triple M - but JB wants to know more about what's happening with him off the field. World Cup Fat returns with another four games today, including Lionel Messi reaching new heights. And finally, Billy has a joke that he absolutely slaughters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB is in studio, and after a quick chat about where Zak Butters might be playing next season, Billy rattles through an All Sports Report that features exclusive audio from a disastrous bike crash in Germany. Aussie cricketer Brendan Doggett calls in as he prepares for a massive next nine months of cricket, but Billy just had to bring up the time when the Sydney Thunder got rolled for 15. Topics Brownless goes real niche, we hear the best Triple M Footy moments from the weekend, and World Cup Fat keeps you up to date on what's going on in North America. Craig and Brandon Starcevich are in studio as they discuss their careers, and their new app which can help local footy players find what they're worth. Finally, Billy has a joke about a man with hearing issues. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy starts the show with a jam-packed Wrappy, but it's the Socceroos making big news around the world after their upset win over Turkiye. Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from AFL Round 14, then World Cup Fat is back with today's results from North America. Billy has been in the kitchen, and delivers a sizzling bake on Turkiye's captain Hakan Calhanoglu, then we hear some footy news, and Billy finds out some interesting info about our mates at Penrite Oil. Socceroos legend Archie Thompson calls in to talk about the Socceroos' win, and who he thinks could go all the way. Finally, Billy has a joke about a wife who's just had enough.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Look back on our favourite moments from the Rush Hour this week - including Billy going through all of Alex Carey's sponsors, JB's most unsatisfying purchase, Jason Dunstall taking JB to task, a chaotic Hump Day Quiz, Supercars driver Matt Payne, a massive Idiot File, and Billy's joke about a hard-of-hearing genie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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RATINGS JIM!! The boys are ecstatic about the latest radio ratings, and they're not shy in saying so. After that, it's Billy's All Sports Report - with an all-time classic NBA Finals game. Alex Carey calls in from Bangladesh as the Aussies play their ODI series, but Billy is more interested in how many ads Kez is appearing in these days. JB shares a story about how curfews don't work, we celebrate Rosie Walton's 50th birthday, and hear a massive Idiot File from Billy. Supercars driver Matt Payne is in studio reflecting on the mayhem at Bathurst, driving hot laps for celebrities, and visiting Hobbiton in New Zealand. Finally, Billy has a tried and true joke about poor old grandpa and some Sunday morning shenanigans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy opens the show with his All Sports Report - as Travis Bazzana smashes another piss missile in the baseball. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio - with mail on Ben King, Darcy Wilson, a new media dust-up, and why he's switching from glasses to contacts. Lisa and Clay battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Billy takes a quick look at his favourite moments from the weekend in footy. Beau Ryan calls in from Washington D.C ahead of the UFC Freedom 250 event on Monday, then Sydney's Tom Papley calls in as he recovers from his calf injury - but what does he think of his MMM Nickname? Finally, Billy has a joke about a genie who's a bit hard of hearing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy is back from Adelaide, and whips through a jam-packed All Sports Report - including memories of Sam Newman cruising around Monaco in a dinghy. Geelong's Shaun Mannagh calls in ahead of the White-Out game against Gold Coast on Friday night, then Topics Brayshaw asks for you least satisfying purchases. ESPN's Kelsey Browne calls in from Madison Square Garden after Game 3 of the NBA Finals, then Channel 7's Xander McGuire has the latest news on Brody Mihocek's neck injury, Billy Frampton's suspension, and Ben King not yet signing with the Suns. Australian Football Hall of Fame Legend Jason Dunstall is in studio to talk about his new podcast, then Billy finishes with a joke about a genetically-engineered dolphin.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB and Billy start this special edition of Triple M's Rush Hour with a tribute to Neale Daniher, before recalling their own experiences going down the Big Freeze slide. West Coast legend Ben Cousins joins the show, and we look back at Billy's conspiracy theory about the Optus Stadium Carpark. Freo defender Karl Worner calls in, then we look at when Billy got roasted by a Triple M Perth announcer, and chat to two of WA footy's most electric players in Harley Reid and Patrick Voss. Finally, we've dived deep into the archives to find a joke from Billy about West Coast... sort of.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Look back at our favourite moments from this week, including Sam Pang, World Cup Fat, Daisy Thomas, Jo Weston, The Hump Day Qioz, Billy's Idiot Song, Jack Crisp, and Billy's pet shop joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy is in Adelaide for the Cats' game, it's hosing down in Melbourne town, and we start off with an All Sports Report that goes completely off the rails. GWS Giant Finn Callaghan is in studio while his side has the bye this week - and Billy has prepared something that sums up the Giants' current form. Topics Brayshaw brings back the classic "What The Hell?!", before Melbourne Vixen and Aussie Diamond Jo Weston is in studio to talk about Big Freeze at the 'G. Billy's Idiot Song is all about combat, Fremantle's Karl Worner calls in as the Dockers look to win their 12th straight game, then Billy finishes with a very inappropes joke. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
After a wander back through time to hear a classic piece of Jay Z audio, Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report, and JB sounds off on the proposed merger between the Melbourne Renegades and Melbourne Stars. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the headlines ahead of Round 13, including some potential big name outs for both Hawthorn and Geelong. Eden and James battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, Australian Cricketer's Association CEO Paul Marsh has a statement about the proposed Stars/Renegades merger, and Billy is back with World Cup Fat. North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey is in studio before the Kangas go on a two-game trip to the West, and Billy finishes the show with a fruity joke about a pet shop.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB is back from Perth, Billy is cold, but warms us up with the All Sports Report - as the Cleveland Browns again have JB pulling his hair out. Daisy Thomas is in studio as he prepares to go down the Big Freeze slide on Monday, then Topics Brownless wants to know what a partner has removed from your house. Billy has a special preview of the World Cup, and we're stoked to see Jono Brown back on the telly. Sam Pang is in studio to talk about his new show Ground Up, and why he's decided not to host The Logies anymore. Finally, Billy has a joke, which Sam Pang has inexplicably stuck around to hear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JB is in Perth, Billy is worried about the state of our team today, and we fire up the All Sports Report - as a Socceroo makes a last minute allegiance switch, and Billy butchers a netball team's name. Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 12, but the big question is - will he put on a Channel 7 pin? We want you to tell us something amazing you've done with Monday Brag Artist, Billy shares his five favourite moments from Triple M Footy this weekend, and Geelong is elevating a hall of famer to Legend Status. Collingwood's Jack Crisp is in studio ahead of the King's Birthday game, and ahead of International Donut Day. Finally, Billy has a dangerously fruity joke to close out our Monday show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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