Beards' Barstool Banter

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We are a group of friends from the bar that want to bring the hilarious, silly and introspective conversations had on barstools to the masses. Some material is not meant for everybody, but if you're a bartender, patron or just a fan of crude humor then take a seat, crack open a cold one, and get ready for the Beards!

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  • Dec 7, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 32m AVG DURATION
  • 15 EPISODES


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Episode 15: High at Work, The Origins, Messages from the Beyond, Drunk and Lost

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 93:56


In this episode we cover an emotional roller coaster of topics. We briefly touch on getting high at work, and the origin of the podcast through conception till now. We discuss how relatives that have passed on have contacted us postmortem. We finish up with recalling drunken lost stories from the path. Enjoy!

Episode 14: The Beards are Back

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 69:43


The first episode back after an extended hiatus, the beards discuss everything from weed laws to ball tapping!

Episode 13: Tattoos, Dead Dogs, and What in the Forth!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 95:14


In this episode we enter with a little talk about tattoos. We pretty much dominate most of the rest of the episode (we love animals). We talk about our plans for the 4th and end with red/green choices!

Episode 12: Takes a Village, Sexual In Yo Endo, Ouija Board, If The World Was Gonna End

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2020 90:19


In this episode we get back to our fun side. First we talk about getting disciplined by the neighbors. We cover a couple of our favorite sexual innuendos. La discusses her times with the Ouija Board and we finish up with the question posed by a song. If the world was going to end tonight where would you be? As always we touch on our red/green choices! Cheers Beards!!!

Episode 11: Dan-O's Saviors, RV's and Dead Dogs, Playa Rules vs. Karma, Siblings Beatings

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 89:41


In this episode we briefly touch on lies your family told you to scare you as a child. Dan-O's sisters save him from a life of addiction. Hansum's days living in an RV and the dead dog as a result. Smooth and Hansum talk about player rules and how they differed and the karma that came to follow. We also talk about the beating that we either received from our sibling or witnessed between them and close out with red choices!

Episode 10: Smooth's Life, La's Profession, Tubing with McNads, Mick's Epic Stories

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2020 105:21


On this episode we soldier on without Dan-O because of sickness but gain a guest host with Mick! We start off deep by talking about past relationships and the direction we go after they are done. LaLa talks about her Grandmas reaction to her chosen profession. We get into the meaning behind Hansum's old nickname. We finish up by having Mick join and give some amazing stories from her time around all of us! Sidenote... We got so caught up that red choices were passed by. Enjoy our tenth installment!!!

Episode 9: Throwback Movies, Deja Vu, Parenting Changes, A Shotgun Camping Trip

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 96:26


In this episode we started off by trying to recall movies that scared us when we were young. We trip into the topic of Deja Vu and the paranormal and discuss mediums as well. Then on to the way we where raised and the changes that you make in your parenting styles because of that. We tie up the podcast with LaLa's story of a crazy camping trip where the host pulls a gun on their camping party. As always we have our red/green choices at the end. Enjoy Beard-O's!

Episode 8: The Shit Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2020 92:21


On this episode we cover Mick Stories, Dan-O's Shit-tastic Storage War, Hansum's shift shits, Smooth has LSD and the magical stretchy trapped Head, The Redhead Diarrhea Hot Tub Extravaganza story finally comes out, and of coarse the Red/Green choices of the week! Enjoy Beard-O's!

Episode 7: M.C.F., Limber off, Sex the long and the short, Faking it, Red/Green Choices

Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2020 105:08


On this episode we get rowdy and raunchy with our first week back after an extended break. We open with the surprise mini toy reveal. A new dirty chant is revealed as M.C.F. Dan-O and Hansum prove to themselves and the other beards that they are still limber. We ask the question of when is sex too long or too short. Talk about faking orgasms on each side of the gender fence and end on Red/Green choices of the week.

Episode 6: Dan-O's Peril, Bung Gun vs. Pooter Shooter, DNA, Work Jerk

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 99:10


On this episode we cover a variety of craziness. Dan-O tells a story of man against automobile. We touch on which apparatus is better to clean the butt off with. Next briefly touch on DNA, and follow up with the ever important question of if you have ever done a "Work Jerk". We button it up with Covid choice of the week.Recorded 4/21/20

Episode 5: World's Problems Solved, Alone in the Crowd, Graveyard Stories, Covid Creations

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 90:13


On this episode we get back to the funny! We talk about how solving the worlds problem starts with a drink and convo at the bar. We weigh in on our different versions of being alone in the crowd. We recount the graveyard shifts that we either attended or worked. Next is a discussion of what we have done to keep busy during the Covid 19 phenomena. We finish up as always with "Quarantine" choice of the week!

Episode 4: Here's to the Fallen, The Mortgage of Corona, April fools Dad!, The Sister Wine Mixer

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 85:19


On this Episode we take a rather serious turn. Hansum talks about his experiences with death of his regulars. We all weigh in on the bills and Mortgages during these uncertain times. Smooth has a story about his kid's April fools joke. And LaLa talks about getting girly with her sister at a social distancing wine party. Recorded 4/07/20

Episode 3: Banter, Pierce's Shakes, Celebrity Hall Pass

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 90:40


On this episode we cover a variety of topics, as we always do. First off touching on the pandemic and quickly moving on to Mermaids and how they taste. Then we get into Hansum's shaking disorder. LaLa and Smooth chime in on their past medical oddities. then we round out the conversation with a celebrity who would you do. Cheers, Beards!

Episode 2: LaLa's Fan Clan, LSD, Robo Trip, and the Million Dollar House

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 98:34


This episode begins with Smooth's Bird Brain, then leads into a Tiger King discussion and a rundown of Bartender Mind Tricks.  LaLa reveals she has a new Fan Club.  Pierce recalls his Ritalin experience, followed by Dan-O's epic first time LSD Trip.  Hansum Pierce follows this with a riveting story about a Million Dollar House accompanied by an Albino German Shepherd, and then J-Smooth rounds out the discussion with his recounting of Robotripping antics.  The session is then book-ended by the Quarantine Choices of the Week.

Episode 1: To the Beards, To the Bar, To the Banter!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2020 84:37


Getting to know the Beards'. You will get to hear from Hansum Pierce "The Bartender", J Smooth "The Regular", Dan-O Might "The Everyman", And LaLa Ladybeard "One of the Boys".

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