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The entire cast comes out of a long hiatus to make excuses and rave about ATLA! Featuring special guest Rose! Remember we exist and get ready for more Star War coming soon! Exclamation points!"It has a lot of Avatar." - Jay

Howdy! It's been a nice break, but we're ready to get back to the adventures of Doc, Reload, and Tycho as they bumble around Dunpo in a desperate attempt to look competent. Join our heroes as they come together, bonded ever deeper in friendship, to tackle new challenges, fight new foes, and face their greatest threat yet.

Thad, Jay, Diego, Logan, and Natalie look back on season one and share their favorite making-of stories. Season 2 starts next week!

After overcoming their greatest enemies yet (Tycho's self-hatred and Reload's self-destructive tendencies), the crew find themselves with some downtime. And what better to do with some downtime than to go to a good old-fashioned honkytonk weddin'! Yee-haw!

After a delay, the Raypunk episode has arrived! It's got space pirates, laser guns, and man-eating Venusian monkeys! Can our intrepid Space Rangers survive the harsh jungles of an alien world? Tune in to find out!

I don't even know where to begin. You know Jay, our beloved robot doctor? Well, for the last couple of years, he's had a running joke on Facebook called The Powell Games, a spoof on the Hunger Games, where a bunch of a different fictional Jay Powell's compete in an arena, and at the end, one Jay Powell is crowned the winner. And for some reason, the date he's released these posts has been July 4th. This year, we decided to make it a one shot, because... Well, I would say "why not", but you'll see "why not" soon enough. Enjoy!

The title really says it all. Queue up Shrek 2 on your nearest streaming device, wait for our cue, and press play at the same moment as us to be taken on a whirlwind adventure of donkeys, cats, and gingerbread men. We would like to apologize for this hellscape.

Our tired trio confronts their problems, past and present, and the bounds of their recently-formed friendship is tested. Will they all survive? Will Dunpo? Tune in to find out!

Join us as we play in the pen and paper system Og, where you're a stupid caveman! No, you are! No, you cave! Me cave! We all cave!

Reload, Doc, and Tycho find themselves defending their insectoid acquaintance, the Gand, from Nala, a dark agent hellbent on retrieving him. Can our ragtag trio match the ferocious fighter? Or will they fall beneath her strength? Listen to find out!

Just like the title says, this is a special behind-the-scenes episode. It was recorded immediately after we finished recording the Dieselpunk episode, meaning these reactions were recorded almost a year and a half ago. They are our genuine, unfiltered reactions to what happened during the Dieselpunk: Genesys One-shot, we hope that you enjoy this brief glimpse into the chaos.

In an alternate 1930-something, revelers gather for a prince's birthday. What danger, excitement, and intrigue await aboard the birthday party airship? Find out as the Blasted Beet crew tackle this one shot adventure with FFG's Genesys RPG system!

Tycho's old friend comes back to Dunpo, but it's for more than just a friendly visit. A small new character makes an appearance, but he'll change our heroes' lives forever.

In this special episode of Fictioneers, Diego and Logan watch the "new hit movie" from Sony, Bloodshot. Follow along by loading up Bloodshot on Amazon Prime Video (or ahem another method of streaming ahem) and watch along as you listen to the episode! We had a few technical issues during the recording, but they shouldn't hinder the experience too badly. We hope you enjoy!

Reload finds himself in peril when a couple of goons from his past come a-knockin'. Can Doc and Tycho save their new friend? Can Jay finish a sentence? Will we ever stop memeing? Are you locked in here? Find out now!

Doc gathers the townspeople to decide the future of Dunpo, when a figure from Tycho's past shows up with grave news: The Empire is coming. Find out how our heroes deal with bureaucracy in this action-packed episode of inspections, lies, and more holes!

In a special preview episode of the Fictioneers, Thad and Diego discuss the recent announcement of the new Star Wars publishing initiative, the High Republic, and why we have high hopes for it.For the art referenced throughout, see: https://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-the-high-republicStay tuned for a return to Dunpo next week!

When the circus comes to town, everyone is excited to have a reprieve from the excitement of the last few weeks. That is, until murder happens. Doc and Tycho find themselves in need of help solving the case, and enlist the help of the gunslinging carnie droid, Reload. Can they find the killer? Is Reload all that he seems? Find out now!

Our "heroes" find themselves cleaning up the remnants of the droids that attacked Dunpo. Just when things should be returning to normal however, Tycho and Doc uncover a dark secret, one that's been hidden away in Dunpo for decades. Will things ever be the same?We'd love to hear from you! Like the Blasted Beet Podcast Network on Facebook and follow @blastedbeet on Twitter!

Doc and Tycho meet up with the enigmatic Keyth. Is he a good guy? A bad guy? What are "good" and "bad" anyway? Find out, as our "heroes" try to save Dunpo from sure destruction by a metallic threat! We'd love to hear from you! Like the Blasted Beet Podcast Network on Facebook and follow @blastedbeet on Twitter!

Our magnificent heroes (read: clueless country bumpkins) begin their journey! Join Tycho and Doc as Thad the GM leads them on their first adventure. Stay tuned, because episode four is when the infamous droid Reload enters the scene, and that's when the show gets good anyway!We'd love to hear from you! Like the Blasted Beet Podcast Network on Facebook and follow @blastedbeet on Twitter!

We are the Blasted Beet Podcast Network. Hi. My name is Logan, and I am a member of the Blasted Beet Podcast Network. In the coming weeks, we will be launching our official episodes, which include a continuous campaign in the Star Wars universe using the Fantasy Flight Games RPG system, Edge of the Empire, which we have lovingly titled A Star War. In addition, we have recorded several one offs using unique RPG systems like FFG's Genesys system, Pugmire, Og, and several more. We look forward to providing you with stellar bi-weekly content, and harrowing tales of friendship, betrayal, loss, redemption, and more. Thanks so much for joining us on this journey, and we look forward to sharing our universe with you.