Borschteois Podcast

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The Borschteois is hosted by two Russian-American idiots with too much time on their hands. United by their love of borscht and nonstop arguing, and emboldened by a sense of being more interesting than they actually are, Agent Orange and Royal Purple set out to share their discourse with the world.…

Agent Orange & Royal Purple


    • Jan 3, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 28m AVG DURATION
    • 20 EPISODES


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    20. Happy 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2020 40:44


    Things and stuff are discussed. Does anyone read these descriptions?

    19. Vibrator Tongue?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 36:37


    Tonight, on The Borschteois: cows, evolution, and alcoholism

    18. The Trainwreck

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 42:30


    The lads really struggle to make a podcast

    17. Russiacast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2019 44:28


    Borschteois and buds go on an exciting adventure to the motherland!

    16. Poppin’ Our Cherry Trees

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2019 42:00


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    15. The Abstract is Tangible

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2019 39:44


    A veteran of The Borschteois, [Pending] Shoe returns! On this episode we expose The Secret, ponder the evolution of society, and Royal Purple comes out as a god.

    14. Q W E, Works For Me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2019 37:28


    Returning from episode 1, it’s Sky Blue! Together the lads argue about the merits of New Year’s resolutions, nerd out over computers, and formulate a sponsorship blacklist.C

    13. Every Hour Power Shower

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2018 40:43


    Tonight, on the Borschteois: Thevil comes on, Total Recall is born, shade is cast on Trump, and Purple professes his love to Alexa.

    12. Enlightenmentcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2018 38:29


    Agent Orange, Royal Purple, and their new guest–Big Red–get intensely philosophical in their discussion of free will, colors, and meditation.

    11. The Remade Unmade Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2018 25:44


    This week, the lads welcome Cream Pie. They discuss accents, marvel at platypus, and ponder the end of humanity.

    10. Rantcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2018 31:42


    After a year long haitas, the boys are back at it. Today on the show: cars, stocks, vapes, and more! Links:If you liked the snippet of music at the end, here is the original.

    9. Latex, Schizophrenia, & Sombreros

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2017 17:22


    The Borscht Buddies talk about birthdays, kinky fetishes, and Purple aspires to be a transgender grandma.

    8. Alcocast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2017 13:37


    On this episode of the Borschteois Podcast: the drinking age, marijuana, and string lights.

    7. THE WORLD IS DYING

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2017 14:49


    Orange and Purple are joined by Yary Green. Together the talk about platonic relationships, parties being shut down by police, and they remember The Great Cone Army. Oh, and the world IS DYEING!

    6. Three Men Fall In Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2017 27:54


    Hazelnut Spread joins the show, and with him brings the love.

    5. Winecast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2016 15:19


    Orange and Purple take a break from guests this episodes. They reminisce about dorm parties and Canada. Purple becomes royalty, and Orange discloses his future parenting techniques.

    4. Porncast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2016 12:21


    Shoe just can’t get enough, as he returns for a 3rd appearance. The conversation flows from the Toy Story movies, to controversial practices in Hollywood, and smoothly climaxes with a discussion of the intricacies of the porn industry. And at last, Orange becomes an agent.

    3. Chaoscast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2015 15:25


    Agent Orange and Royal Purple are joined once again by Shoe. On this episode, the boys talk about college majors, sex toys, movies, and Orange describes how he would go about kidnapping people.

    2. Guncast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2015 15:29


    The lads are joined by their good friend, Shoe. They discuss the intricacies of gun control, copyright law, and Agent Orange reveals his plans for sex toy innovation. Links:AK-47 vs AK-12

    1. Testcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2015 22:37


    The Borschteois is born! Royal Purple (formerly Gold) and Agent Orange (formerly just Orange) talk with their very first guest, Sky Blue (formerly Purple, confused yet?), about drugs, cars, and a random assortment of other topics. Well, ‘talk’ is giving it too much credit… more like argue.

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